Just preparing for the college entrance examination, the divorce counterattack system came

Chapter 35 Brother, you smell so good
"I'll treat you to a barbecue tomorrow." ("Three Sentences, Dad.")
The two of them spoke in unison, narrowing their eyes at the same time, as if they were talking to you, kid.

"The barbecue at the school gate is even more ridiculous than a blind box." Jiang Nian was furious, "This vicious woman has bad intentions. She doesn't know that regicide is a capital crime!"

"How good can you be?" Xu Qianqian curled her lips, "I'm going to tell my dad! You took advantage of me."

"What the hell?"

After a while of bickering, Jiang Nian got down to business.

It's almost twelve o'clock. I have to get up early to go to school tomorrow, and there is even an English test. I can't stand it if I don't sleep well. I'll finish my homework early and go back to bed early.

After walking around the living room, Jiang Nian found no trace of the mouse.

"Are you sure there's Jerry?"

"Why would I lie to you? Are you bored?" Xu Qianqian gritted her teeth and suddenly thought of something, "Maybe it's because the lights are on and the mice don't dare to come out."

"Should we turn off the lights?" Jiang Nian suddenly became shy and said, "Actually, I still like to keep the lights on so I can see more clearly."

Xu Qianqian clenched her fists and asked, "Who asked about your XP?"

Jiang Nian found a few mouse traps and placed them along the wall of the sofa and refrigerator. He also placed one at the door of Xu Qianqian's room and held a tendon rat racket in his hand.

With a click, the light turned off completely.

The two of them suddenly felt dark, and it took them a few seconds to gradually adjust. The living room was pitch black, and the two of them stood at a distance, and could vaguely see each other's faces in the darkness.

In the darkness, Jiang Nian seemed to see Xu Qianqian turned her head away and avoided his sight.

Suddenly, a chirping sound was heard.

"Here it comes!" Xu Qianqian said.

"Yeah." Jiang Nian gestured to Xu Qianqian to stay where she was. He tiptoed towards the direction of the sound, tightly grasping the cow tendon racket in his hand.

The mouse seemed to sense the danger. After being quiet for a while, it suddenly jumped out from the sofa.

Xu Qianqian screamed, and Jiang Nian was quick-witted and swift, snapping five lightning whips at the black shadow. The essence of Teacher Ma was fully displayed at this moment.

Although Emperor Jerry was extremely fast, he was still hit. He turned around and ran to the corner. He ran forward along the wall like a flash of lightning.

Chi Chi Chi! ! !
The fast-moving black shadow suddenly stopped, like a female investigator stuck in a dead house quagmire. She struggled desperately, yelled loudly, and watched the human walk towards her.

"Did you catch him?" Xu Qianqian swallowed.

"Turn on the lights."

Click, the lights suddenly came on.

In front of Jiang Nian, on a mouse trap board, the figure of Emperor Jerry appeared. He was huge, with a humiliated look on his face, and was suppressed in this small space.

Another mousetrap was knocked askew and scattered aside.

"You know what, this rat..." Jiang Nian squatted down, looked at it carefully, with a serious expression.

"What's wrong with this mouse?" Xu Qianqian suddenly became nervous. She walked to his side and couldn't help asking, "Did it confess where its accomplice is?"

"No, I mean it looks handsome."

"go to hell!"

"Tsk tsk, Shushu is so cute, how could you..." Jiang Nian turned his head and saw her well-proportioned calves not covered by the white nightgown.

The pink toes exposed by the slippers are shiny and neatly arranged together, looking small and cute. The tip of the nose is filled with the faint scent of milk and shower gel.

It's really the girl next door.

Why didn’t I realize before that Xu Qianqian also has the potential to be a goddess?

"What's wrong?" Xu Qianqian thought he had discovered traces of other mice and suddenly became very nervous.

"Nothing, I just suddenly realized."

"What?" "Brother, you smell so good."

"Go to hell too, you pervert!" Xu Qianqian blushed and pushed him to the ground with one leg. Perhaps because it was too embarrassing, she wanted to tell Jiang Nian to get out.

As a result, Xu Qianqian blurted out something with tears in her eyes.

"Cuck!"

Suddenly, the atmosphere became quiet, and both of them couldn't help laughing for a long time.

"Don't laugh!"

"Hahaha, then you laugh first, don't laugh anymore! Haha." Jiang Nian was sitting on the ground and laughing. Xu Qianqian wanted to be serious, but couldn't help it and could only turn away.

"Jiang Nian, you are so annoying!"

"Hahaha, holy shit." Jiang Nian laughed until his stomach hurt. As he closed the mousetrap, he said, "Not a bad deal. I can still hear frogs croaking in the middle of the night."

"you"

"Why won't you let me croak?" Jiang Nian said with a playful smile, carrying the coffin of Emperor Jerry and walking towards the door, "Call it quickly, I'll be gone soon."

Xu Qianqian's face turned red, and she wanted to punch him twice. When Jiang Nian left, the blush on her face had not faded. After locking the door, she returned to her room without saying a word.

She punched the doll on the bed with her pink fist, and the doll's smiling face became sunken.

I should have let it rot in the factory.

The next day.

Jiang Nian yawned and went to school alone, without asking Xu Qianqian if she wanted to go with him. The matter of Xu Qianqian standing him up yesterday just ended like that.

No explanation, then forget it.

Let's put things one way and one way. He definitely won't go to Room 304 of the Olympiad Building to wait for Xu Qianqian after evening study today.

Ring ring ring.

The first morning class was Chinese, and Jiang Nian was drowsy. He propped his head up with his hands, pretending to look down at the textbook, with a pen in his right hand, trying to avoid the suspicion of sleeping.

A class lasts for 45 minutes, and I fall asleep smoothly in three or two minutes intermittently.

The head teacher, Lao Liu, said, "Open the textbook to page xx." Jiang Nianhui woke up instantly, and then began to turn the pages of the book at the same time as the whole class, and fell asleep again after finishing the book.

After the first class, the whole class suddenly became listless and fell asleep on the desks in seconds.

Li Hua glanced at his deskmate Jiang Nian and said, "Damn, Brother Nian, you just slept through a whole class, why are you still so sleepy? What did you do last night?"

"Don't mention it. Suppression is unlucky." Jiang Nian leaned over the table and said in a muffled voice, "I'm so sleepy. Don't bother me. If I fall asleep again in the next class, I'll definitely be caught."

Ten minutes seemed like hours.

When the bell rang, Jiang Nian slowly got up, supporting his chin with his hands, and opening his eyes a little, he saw Zhang Ningzhi in the front seat turn around.

"Do you drink milk?"

"Hmm?" Jiang Nian instantly perked up.

"I bought it yesterday, but I can't find the straw." Zhang Ningzhi whispered, her eyelashes fluttering, "I heard that milk can help with constipation. Anyway, I can't open it, so can you drink it?"

"Yes." Jiang Nian smiled lazily.

Zhizhi baby is too kind. Free milk is sweet.

"Oh." Zhang Ningzhi reached out and fumbled out a box of milk from the table, carefully placed it on his table, and blushed, "But there is no straw."

“The straw isn’t a problem, I can just take a small bite.” Jiang Nian said.

Li Hua pretended not to see anything and cried silently in his heart, Jiang Nian, your mom must have secretly saved the world!
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The boss has a healthy waist and kidneys
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