You were asked to be on a dating variety show, but all the guests failed?

Chapter 205: Just Stop Endorsing Underwear
Kou Hongying had expected to be exposed, so she was not that surprised.

Although her username is always a string of garbled characters, it should be unrecognizable and netizens should not recognize it. But she spent so much money on gifts to Qi Qingyi to complete the task, and got the "Spend a Lot of Money" badge on the Feiniao platform, followed by her homepage and ID, and was forced to add a fancy appearance and text effects...

If someone goes to the homepage and looks at the date the badge was obtained, and then looks at the anchors the person follows, they will see the official account of "Dear Roommate". Since the official usually closes the gift channel and only opened it on that day, it is easy to think that the two are the same person.

She did it on purpose.

Not to mention how surprised people in the comments were about the fact that this big shot was actually Qi Qingyi's biological mother.

On the island.

Li Wensheng was so angry that his blood pressure soared.

He pointed at Han Fei and said angrily:

"Did you instigate this, huh?!"

Han Fei's face was exactly the same innocent as Qi Qingyi's:

"What are you talking about, Director Li? What did I instigate? Lu Siyuan wanted to beat Shu Yi himself. When Brother Xu arrived, I was still eating at the shelter. He was not at the scene at all."

"Besides, Qi Qingyi came over and said those words on her own initiative. I can't control Lu Siyuan who is still lying on the ground to suddenly kick her. That's not scientific, right? Even if I really want to add fuel to the fire, Lu Siyuan has to listen to me. Do you think he is likely to listen to me?"

Li Wensheng covered the back of his head and took deep breaths repeatedly but still couldn't suppress his anger. He felt that his blood pressure was about to burst through his brain blood vessels.

Yes, Han Fei is right.

But that's not what he asked at all!
He was clearly asking Han Fei whether it was his idea and the one who led the group of people who came over to try to stop the fight but were actually trying to sabotage them. However, he couldn't say it out loud. If he said it out loud, not only Han Fei would understand, but all the netizens would understand as well. There might even be a large number of screen recording contestants who were ready to fight.

If I really say it out loud, there will be no way to end it.

Han Fei is such a cunning guy...so cunning!

This group of people attacked Lu Siyuan, not only because Lu Siyuan kicked Qi Qingyi, but also because everyone disliked him and took this opportunity to vent their anger. Of course, if no one took the lead, they would not do this.

Li Wensheng was so angry not because they beat Lu Siyuan.

Logically speaking, if there is such a person among your colleagues or partners, it is impossible not to be angry, annoyed and want to hit others. So what if they hit him? What if nothing serious happens?
But the problem is that not only did they fight, they also made such a big fuss in front of the camera. Even though Lu Siyuan is now lying on the ground motionless and seems to have fainted, and there is no way to call the police for the time being, can his fans tolerate it?
It's good enough that fans reported the incident to the police in a different place. If the incident really gets out of hand, whether the program can go on is another matter. Even if Changshan City Bureau and Director Zhu report that they have other plans, they may not be able to suppress such a public opinion storm.

This is what made him angry!

However, just when Li Wensheng was so angry that he didn't know what to say, Han Fei was still hugging him and laughing:
"Director Li, don't be angry, calm down!"

"This matter is not as exaggerated as you think..."

Before he could finish his words, Li Wensheng pushed Han Fei with his backhand, pulled the microphone off his neck, put his hands behind his back and turned his head away, as if he didn't want to pay any attention to him.

In fact, Director Li had already quietly turned off the microphone and camera.

Han Fei smiled knowingly, leaned close to his ear and continued in a low voice:
"Don't think that Lu Siyuan has no reaction now, he is just pretending. I just watched the situation, his acting is very bad, he closed his eyes and pretended to be dizzy but his eyeballs were still moving around. Then I pressed his Tianying acupoint, the position in the first part of the eye exercises, and he grimaced with a little force, and his expression was expressionless again when I let go."

"So first of all, at least we can make sure he didn't faint."

"Secondly, I was watching them. At most, the places where he got hit or kicked would be swollen for a few days. Even when Xu Qingan hit him, he only hit his face. His fist didn't touch his nose. The worst that happened was that he would lose a tooth. He can afford to pay for it."

"Except Xu Qing'an, no one, including me, can be held responsible for the shady plot. It was an accident. Our goal was to stop the fight, not to beat him up."

"Let's take a step back and say that even if he wants to sue Xu Qing'an, Brother Xu is not short of money. Secondly, he originally wanted to protect Shu Yi. Legally speaking, they haven't divorced yet. In order to protect his legal partner, he is right to go to court. The only difference is whether it is excessive self-defense."

"Let's not talk about the judgment issue for now... We are all familiar with the guy who just rode you here. With this Pizza Hut and the fact that Qi Qingyi was injured, do you think Lu Siyuan can really bring Xu Qingan down?"

Li Wensheng was so frightened by him that he couldn't think of how to refute for a while.

But Director Li soon remembered the problem he was most worried about just now, and yelled at him in a low voice:

"This is all bullshit. How could I not know the backgrounds of Xu Qing'an and Qi Qingyi? They are definitely fine, and so are all of you guests. The question is whether the production team will be in trouble!"

"Lu Siyuan's fans called the police, and he's on the island. How do we solve this? Either the authorities bring people over to take you all to give statements, examine Lu Siyuan's injuries, and then continue filming, or we have to stop the entire production team and go back to give statements as a group. What do you decide?"

Han Fei waved his hand:
"It's very troublesome to report the crime from a different place. They want to find the area where the crime took place. On this island, I'm afraid they can only ask the coast guard, which is unlikely. If it's where the victim lives, we have to wait until Lu Siyuan finishes recording the show and comes back. But no matter what, you just need to call Director Zhu now and ask him to monitor and coordinate the process, and there will be basically no problem."

"Oh, I forgot you didn't know the specific case, but it doesn't matter, you just need to say it, there will always be someone taller to hold up the sky when it falls, it's not our turn to worry about whether the show can continue to be recorded, okay?"

Ordinary fights could never be more serious than the cases involving Lu Siyuan.

This guy is now a big piece of fat meat in the eyes of the authorities, and they are counting on him to fish. Even if Zhu Chengbiao risks half his life to make trouble in the province, he will never let the duck in his mouth fly away!
Li Wensheng stared at Han Fei doubtfully, his expression full of distrust.

But in the end he still took out his cell phone, walked to an empty corner nearby, covered his mouth and whispered on the phone.

The call ended in less than two minutes. Li Wensheng looked dazed, with doubts about life in his eyes, as if he had seen a ghost, and walked back in a daze.

Han Fei raised his eyebrows, laughed and poked him with his elbow:
"How about it, Director Li, what do you say?"

Li Wensheng spoke in a voice as if he were talking to himself:
"Meng Tai said... that we don't need to worry about calling the police. Director Zhu has contacted him, and the higher-ups will coordinate..."

"He also said that we should try not to fight anymore in the future. Even if we have to fight, we should turn off the camera... If we really can't turn it off, we should have the medical team watch over it to prevent any serious problems from happening..."

"Actually, I fell to my death on the way here on my motorcycle, right? What I heard now is not true, right? Is this correct?"

Han Fei shrugged, looking like he deserved a beating. "See, what did I say? Don't worry, Director Li. We all know what we can and can't do. If you really shouldn't do it, I will stop you. When Xu Qing'an hit him with all his might, didn't I just throw him on his back? Don't beat him to death or maim him. Flesh injuries won't be a problem. Besides, the reason today is very legitimate."

While talking.

The sound of an engine roared again behind everyone; the medical team had arrived.

This is the second time today, and I scored twice.

The expressions on the faces of the medical staff in the medical team were also quite interesting and complicated - when they took this job, they thought they were just the kind of logistics personnel who were spared but would not be used, but now it seems that this is not the case at all.

Because the Southern Sichuan TV station even has a special cooperative hospital, every time we record a large-scale outdoor variety show that requires a lot of physical activity, a medical team is deployed just in case, in case any guest is too weak to get into trouble. The medical staff who joined the team this time are the same group of people we have worked with before.

But generally speaking, the most injuries they have dealt with are heat stroke, hypoglycemia, bumps and falls, and the patients are basically not guests, but extras who are in more basic conditions.

This time the show was quite weird.

First, Lu Siyuan from Yunshan Village was bitten by a snake, Nie Wenjin was knocked down the hillside, and the wanted criminal was stabbed dozens of times by Ren Tuomeng. They were responsible for the early emergency treatment. Later, Lu Siyuan hit a tree on a deserted island and shouted that he had a broken bone. Lu Siyuan also beat Shu Yi, and was finally beaten by Xu Qing'an and beaten by everyone...

and many more.

As they were counting, the medical team felt as if a bolt of lightning had struck their heads.

They seem to have solved the case.

As long as Lu Siyuan is not there, the medical team can reduce 80% of their workload!

The others were either victims or were harmed by Lu Siyuan. None of them caused their own deaths. Even if we add Han Fei, who was sent to the hospital after being exhausted from diving, Han Fei also ended up like this while saving people. It was too legitimate and there was no reason to complain.

If it weren't for this guy Lu Siyuan, would everyone have to ride four-wheeled motorcycles over mountains and hills in the middle of the night to come out to work overtime?
That's definitely impossible!

With hatred towards Lu Siyuan, the culprit who made them work overtime, the medical team members walked up to the crowd aggressively, pushed away the guests who were in the way, and started to examine them.

On the ground, Lu Siyuan, who was still pretending to be unconscious, was thinking about how long he should pretend to be unconscious, how to pretend to be more serious, and what the process of pretending to have a concussion was like...

Before he could finish thinking, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his philtrum. Then someone pried open his eyelids with force, shone a flashlight back and forth, and finally someone started to pinch his joints with great force. It didn't seem like they were checking whether he had a dislocated joint or not, but rather they were trying to dislocate his joints!

It's normal to bring personal emotions to work, but isn't this too much?!

God knows how much willpower Lu Siyuan used to control himself, insist on not moving or making a sound, and pretend to be unconscious to the end.

But just after the meal, he heard someone say:
"Hey, doctor, someone seemed to have stepped on him there just now...right there, isn't anything wrong with him? How about you check it out first? If there's an injury there, it'll be a serious problem."

The person who spoke was a woman, and her voice sounded like Lu Xiaoli. She seemed to be pointing while speaking.

Before Lu Siyuan could react to what this meant, he suddenly felt his belt loosen.

Shit! Someone is going to take his pants off!!!
At this point he couldn't pretend anymore, he tried to jump up to avoid the medical staff's hands from pulling his pants off. But he didn't expect the other party to hold him too tightly, and his struggle made his pants come off more smoothly, and he pulled them straight to his feet.

Lu Siyuan stared at his bare legs.

A nurse squatted at his feet, blinking her eyes with clear and confused eyes, her hand still holding his belt.

There were a lot of male guests, female guests, medical staff, and program staff around, but no one of the opposite sex showed any intention of avoiding them.

Everyone turned into a crotch-gazing cat.

Among so many people, Han Fei was the most outrageous.

He pressed two fingers against the corners of his mouth to hold back his laughter and said:

“It’s okay, it’s okay. Fortunately, I’m fine. Besides, there’s no camera right now! As long as you don’t endorse underwear in the future, you won’t be exposed… I can’t help it, ahahahahahahahaha!!!”

He could still hold it in for the first half, but as he was talking, he couldn't hold it in anymore. He squatted down holding his stomach and burst into laughter, unable to finish his words.

As male guests, Zhao Mingtao and Xu Qing'an also had particularly strange looks in their eyes. Regardless of their positions, they looked away in sync at this moment, with indescribable expressions written all over their faces.

Qi Qingyi secretly poked Nie Wenjin's shoulder in the wheelchair, leaned over and whispered in her ear:
Nie Wenjin turned back in shock:
"You... have no idea at all?"

Qi Qingyi frowned:
"Why would I have any idea? I've never been in a relationship."

Nie Wenjin really wants to ask you, if you have never been in love, have you never watched a porn movie?

But she didn't say it in the end, she just sighed heavily:
"No wonder many men have a virginity complex. It seems that part of the reason is that they are afraid that their partner will find out that they are not good enough."

"Yiyi, remember this. Although I don't know what you need to remember, you should remember what you saw today. From now on, all such cases will be considered as nourishing the stomach. Do you understand?"

Qi·Inexperienced·Black Question Mark Face·Qingyi: Ah?

She scratched her ears, a little embarrassed:
"No, I didn't see it... I really didn't see anything..."

Hearing this, Lu Xiaoli burst into laughter the loudest today, even louder than Han Fei who was almost rolling on the ground laughing.

“Hahahahahahahahaha!!! I didn’t see anything hahahahahaha!!!”

"Sister, you have such a poisonous mouth!!!"

(End of this chapter)