Are you crazy? Why are you dating the evil god again?

Chapter 207 Life is a Play (3)

"Hey, hey, hey, come with me." Mayor Liu happily carried two suitcases and led the way.

He even found a topic to chat with me in a familiar way, "Are you two boyfriend and girlfriend? You really look like a perfect match."

I didn't expect to hit the horse's leg.

Wen Chan followed behind and denied it directly, "No."

Qin Ji glanced at her and said nothing.

"Hahaha..." Mayor Liu laughed awkwardly twice, and for a moment he didn't know what to say next.

"Ah, right."

After a while, he seemed to have thought of something and changed the subject: "When you go out for a trip, you should have some professional camera equipment, right? If you don't take some photos when you go out for fun, it's like you've come for nothing."

"Don't worry, Mayor. We will definitely record the true situation of Cangyang Town. We have already taken pictures in many places. I believe many people are willing to come to such a place with cultural heritage." Wen Chan said casually.

Mayor Liu nodded foolishly and smiled happily, "That's good, that's good."

This group of people is equivalent to free publicity ambassadors for their Cangyang Town.

The mayor's house is indeed big, with three entrances and a very charming courtyard.

As soon as you step in, you can feel an ancient atmosphere. There are two small archways on both sides of the courtyard, one leading to the east courtyard and the other leading to the west courtyard. There is also a north courtyard right in front.

Mayor Liu led the two people to the east, reminding them as they walked: "You can live anywhere you want, but we won't take care of your meals. My wife is a bit superstitious, so the food at home is not very good. We only eat vegetarian food. I really don't want you to suffer with me."

"Your lover..." Wen Chan asked casually, as if curious, "I haven't seen him. Don't you want us to visit him?"

Mayor Liu waved his hand at her and said, "No, no, she is either in the Buddhist temple or taking a nap right now. I will tell her when I get back."

"We're here. You can stay here. If you want to visit the courtyard, you can walk around. But don't go to the west courtyard. There are other people living there. It's not good to disturb them."

Mayor Liu pushed open the door of the east courtyard and carried the suitcases inside for the two people.

There are three rooms in the east courtyard, including a small kitchen, which is enough for Wen Chan and Qin Ji to live in.

"I have something else to do, so I'll leave first." Mayor Liu said hello, "If you go out and come back late, you can go through the back door, which is usually not locked."

"Thank you." Qin Ji's voice sounded calm.

Mayor Liu didn't care about these things. He nodded and left.

Only Wen Chan and Qin Ji were left standing in the yard, staring at each other.

About half a minute later, Wen Chan moved first. She picked up her suitcase, put it on the stone table in the yard, and opened it in front of Qin Ji.

Wen Chan said, "Open your box and take a look."

Qin Ji probably knew what she wanted to do, so he squatted down and began to open his box.

This suitcase does not belong to them "but" is prepared for them as tourists according to the plot.

They themselves had no idea what was in the box.

Wen Chan checked her suitcase and found a SLR camera in addition to a pile of toiletries and clothes.

The things in Qin Ji's box were similar to hers, but his was not a camera, but a mobile phone.

The two of them started looking through the photo album at the same time.

I actually found some plots that were not unlocked.

Wen Chan took a lot of landscape photos with his camera. It can be seen that his photography skills are pretty good. He almost captured all the beautiful scenery of Cangyang Town.

At the back of the photo are some snapshots taken by the townspeople.

Two days ago, there was an event in the town, and a troupe of actors was invited to perform. The troupe performed all kinds of unpredictable, bizarre and strange magic tricks. Many photos of their performances were taken in the photo.

Wen Chan flipped through it over and over again, but apart from feeling it was a bit eerie, he didn't see anything else.

It turns out they went to watch a performance two days ago?

Qin Ji, who was standing by, suddenly handed his cell phone to her.

Wen Chan raised her eyes and saw a picture on her phone.

A man shrunk to the size of a basketball was held in someone's hand and pretending to shoot.

"I heard that some opera troupes like to kidnap children and make them practice this kind of boy's skills. What do you think?"

Qin Ji felt that he had discovered the truth, "We must go and take a look at this West Courtyard."

After a moment of silence, he continued, "The mayor took in this group of people and told us not to disturb them. He just asked us about the equipment we used to take photos. Could they be in the same group?"

"They suspected that we had filmed something we shouldn't have, so they asked us to stay here and then get rid of us."

Qin Ji talked to himself, his eyes becoming colder and colder.

None of the NPCs in these dungeons have good intentions.

Wen Chan glanced at him sideways, without commenting on his analysis of the plot.

"Can you show me your phone?" she asked.

Qin Ji handed her the phone.

Wen Chan took it, enlarged the photo directly, pointed it at the spherical man in the photo, and carefully observed the half of his face that was exposed.

Although a little distorted, you can still vaguely see that his facial features are very delicate.

Wen Chan: “…”

Sin ah.

It has actually fallen to this point.

She knew that even if a normal person practiced bone-shrinking skills since childhood, it would be impossible for him to shrink to such a small size and still be so round.

You can tell at a glance that he is not a normal person.

Looking more closely, who else could it be but her boyfriend who could be molded into any shape like plasticine?

"Did you listen to me?"

Qin Ji said something else, but Wen Chan didn't hear a word. Instead, she was brought back to her senses by his voice and returned the phone to him.

He said calmly, "Boss Qin has already paid me. Just leave the investigation to me. You don't have to go."

"If it's true as you said, and they have some other ideas about us, you can stay here and deal with it."

Qin Ji thought for a second and agreed, "Okay."

Wen Chan packed her suitcase and suddenly found a ticket under a pile of clothes.

Wawashan sightseeing ticket.

She handed the ticket to Qin Ji and said, "Look in your suitcase, is there any?"

Qin Ji immediately rummaged through his suitcase and found the sightseeing ticket under his clothes.

The two looked at each other, and Qin Ji felt a little annoyed. He finally decided to take off the hat that was welded to his head.

He sat directly on the ground and fanned himself with the sightseeing ticket.

"Our target is this mountain of dolls?"

"Don't you find it strange?" Wen Chan asked, "Tourism hasn't taken off here yet. We are the first group of tourists to come here. It's such a small place. What do we need tickets to visit?"

She understood that scenic spots charge admission fees, but she was not sure why a place where no one visited still charged admission fees and designed the tickets in a very formal manner.

Is it really about making money?

Qin Ji didn't say anything, he didn't understand this behavior.

Wen Chan stuffed the ticket into her pocket and said, "Let's not talk about this for now. I'm going to go next door and take a look. I don't know when I'll be back, so don't worry about me."

If her boyfriend asked her to stay overnight, she would definitely stay.

Qin Ji looked at her leaving back, then looked at the ticket in his hand. He took out the phone from the suitcase and searched for this Wawashan.

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The huge mansion was surprisingly quiet.

Wen Chan walked around without seeing anyone. In such an ancient place, she thought there would be at least a few maids or something.

She was overthinking it. After all, this was not ancient times and that kind of thing was not popular here.

The distance from the East Courtyard to the lobby was not far, and Wen Chan arrived there quickly.

She looked around and made sure that there was no one around. Then she changed from her previous swaggering appearance to a sneaky one and ran into the west courtyard.

Compared to the quietness of the East Courtyard, the West Courtyard was much more lively. As soon as Wen Chan entered, she heard people talking.

She immediately found a bush to hide in and listened to their conversation with her ears perked up.

"One more show tonight, and then we can withdraw."

"Brothers, work harder and make sure to leave them with an unforgettable impression! Let them come back to our team next year."

The people in the troupe seemed to be drinking in the yard and cheering each other on.

Wen Chan heard the sound of dishes and chopsticks colliding.

She squatted in the grass and subconsciously wanted to move inside to see how many people were in the troupe.

Suddenly, I heard a puzzled voice above my head, "Are you here to poop too?"

"..." Wen Chan froze.

She didn't even notice the other person's breath or the sound of his footsteps!

The last time this happened was when she met her boyfriend, that inhuman thing.

She looked up, thinking it would be him, but it turned out to be a little boy who looked about seven or eight years old standing outside the bushes.

He was holding his little bird and staring at her.

Wen Chan couldn't help but glance at his little bird, which frightened the child so much that he trembled and immediately pulled up his pants.

His face flushed red, he covered his face, and growled in a low voice, "You do yours, why are you looking at mine? Don't you have your own?"

Wen Chan's face wrinkled in disgust.

He had just taken his hands off his little bird and was covering his face.

Oh~
Wen Chan didn't bother to pay attention to him and stood up from the bushes. "Don't tell me you've seen me. Do you hear me?"

She warned the child and was about to leave when she suddenly felt her left leg sink.

"No! You can't leave!"

The child sat on the ground and hugged her legs with his hands and feet, "I didn't notice you were a girl just now, but now I see it."

Wen Chan swung her legs but failed to kick him off. "So what?"

The little boy blushed, "You have to be responsible for me."

"Are you kidding me?" Wen Chan pulled the corner of her mouth, "Sorry, I have a boyfriend."

The little boy insisted, and put his face on her legs, "Let's break up."

Wen Chan said expressionlessly, "It's impossible to tell. His penis is bigger than yours."

Little boy: “…………”

He suddenly loosened one hand, pulled up his belt, looked inside, and then looked at Wen Chan's height. It seemed that he was really not good enough.

The next second, he flew into the air, but because he couldn't hold on with one hand, Wen Chan threw him away.

"Goodbye."

He fell into the bushes beside him. After hearing Wen Chan's emotionless goodbye, he got up again, but there was no trace of her outside the yard.

The people drinking in the yard heard the noise outside and ran out to take a look.

I saw a little boy sitting in the grass, staring blankly in a certain direction.

I couldn't help but laugh, "Oh my god, Zhonglian, you've become like this, and your IQ has become that of a child? You even fell down while peeing, you didn't fall into your own urine, did you? Hahahaha..."

The little boy named Zhonglian grabbed a lump of mud from the grass and threw it into the man's mouth.

Right in the middle of the mouth!

"Bah, bah, bah! You little bastard, are you tired of living?"

Cursing sounds soon rang out in the yard.

...

After finally getting rid of a little kid, Wen Chan wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

The world is really like this now, not only the elderly people are committing fraud, but children are also starting to do so!

For something so small, I was thinking about big life events like my girlfriend is responsible for something.

At the age where you don’t even know how to pee.

Wen Chan was no longer in a hurry to find out about the people in the West Courtyard. They would be performing in town tonight, and it would be the same to go and watch then.

Before it got dark, Wen Chan left the mayor's mansion.

Prepare to go out and find out about the situation in Wawa Mountain.

The whole town is not big, and several alleys lead to one place.

Not long after Wen Chan went out, he ran into three other players who were dragging their luggage and looking for a place to stay.

She wanted to turn around and leave, pretending she didn't see it.

Unexpectedly, the other party had already called her.

"Hey that one over there!"

Jiao Si opened his mouth to greet her. It wasn't that he was impolite, he just didn't know Wen Chan's name.

Wen Chan was just about to pretend that he wasn't calling her when she heard Pang Li shout, "Wen Chan!"

If you still don't understand this, then you are really rude.

"Ah! It's you!" Wen Chan replied with a wry smile.

She had no opinion on these three people, but Boss Qin didn't like them.

She certainly wouldn't like someone that Boss Qin doesn't like, after all, Boss Qin gives her money, but these people don't.

She can still tell who the financial sponsor is.

"Where did you and Qin Ji live?" Pang Li asked bluntly.

Wen Chan raised her eyebrows in surprise, "Didn't the mayor invite you? That's really unfortunate."

"We had just been kicked out, and the mayor came over and invited us to stay at his house. You came back late, and he was busy with other things. I really didn't know where to find him for a while."

"We didn't say we were going to live at the mayor's house, why are we looking for him?" Jiao Si replied.

Wen Chan nodded, "So you have a place to live now."

Pang Li glanced at Jiao Si and almost rolled his eyes.

Where do they have a place to live? They are in such a state of panic! He still said such things.

What's the point of pretending like this at a time like this?
Pang Li couldn't figure it out, so Jiao Si explained to her: "The whole town doesn't welcome us, and he suddenly invited you to live there. Have you ever thought that the mayor has other ideas?"

It would be more accurate to say that he was asking Wen Chan rather than explaining to Pang Li, asking her whether the mayor's family was safe.

Wen Chan told the truth: "The mayor said it's not free, as long as we promote Cangyang Town to them after we go back."

That's what he said on the surface, but only the mayor knows what he actually thinks.