I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network
Chapter 223 Your Boyfriend is Being a Dog
Chapter 223 Your Boyfriend is Being a Dog
Lin Feng glanced at the comments: "You guys, stop having too many conspiracy theories. Since we have confirmed that the photo is real, there is no big problem here.
The only thing to worry about is the boy’s dead ex-girlfriend.
To put it bluntly, Wanwan Leiqing is just too obsessed.
Actually, I used to particularly dislike substitute literature like Wanwan Leiqing.
I feel that I am me and you are you. I cannot replace you and you cannot replace me.
But brothers,
Just imagine,
When someone who looks very much like you appears in front of me, I can't deny that my heart suddenly feels sour at that moment.
My past with you replays one by one like a kaleidoscope.
Even if they only look like you,
The profile looks like you,
Or maybe someone who looks like you,
Even with just one movement, it’s as if I were pulled back to that moment in an instant.
The sound of passing wind and human voices could no longer be heard, leaving only the deafening sound of heartbeats.
But I know these are not you.
So I won't avoid them, I greedily look for your shadow in them.
It's like piecing together your appearance in my memory.
The sadness and regret that followed enveloped me almost instantly. . . "
. . . . .
On the barrage.
What the hell!
Substituted.
"I can't get out (crying to death)."
"Dude, don't even mention that they look alike, even if they say the same thing, I'll be stunned for a long, long time."
"When I smell the same perfume as hers, I will be stunned for a long time."
"If you don't understand, you can really try to put yourself in her shoes. If someone like her appears next to you, I don't believe you will remain indifferent."
"Ah, every time my heart beats, it's because they do the same actions as their first love. I'm really impressed.
I didn’t realize it at first, but later I realized that it was because of that action every time. Every time I was stunned at that moment, and my heartbeat accelerated. ”
"Really, if she looks even a little bit like her, I can't help but look at her a few more times (burst into tears)."
"I'm telling you, no matter how human you are, you can't stand it if you meet Wan Wan Lei Qing."
"Am I the only one who thinks that Wan Wan Lei Qing is an insult to Chun Yuan and Zhen Huan?"
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "Brothers, don't be too naive, this is really not just talk.
Why was it that during the live broadcast just now, I hardly said a single bad word about the boy?
Because it's really the moment you see her, suddenly that familiar feeling rushes to your head, making it impossible for you to think rationally.
At that moment, you just feel that she is back.
That familiar feeling,
A look,
A way to deal with the problem,
A word,
A side face,
An expression...
That familiar feeling suddenly makes your heart beat faster, and everything else disappears.
You want to relive that beauty again.
It becomes a kind of madness and obsession, constantly washing over your mind.
Makes you want to have her constantly.
This feeling is really wonderful, strange, and an obsession that cannot be restrained.
I have no right to criticize this kind of obsession, understand?
As for what you said about Chun Yuan Zhen Huan?
I can only say that you are still young, and you may not understand what is a gentle and kind person.
Military Advisor, let me tell you this.
The person you have been thinking about day and night suddenly appears in the same way as when you first met him when you have achieved success. I ask you, are you confused?
Or when you are old, lying in the hospital ward, you watch your young wife walking towards you slowly with a smile on her face, can you resist?
Moreover, she still appears in the beautified form of your memory, even better, with her advantages infinitely magnified.
When I was young, I felt unhappy.
The white moonlight that I have been looking for but cannot obtain,
Tenderness in times of adversity...
This thing may seem like a beauty trap, but it is actually a psychological trap.
No matter how many words you say, they are not as good as a "long time no see".
Do you think Emperor Yongzheng was defeated by beauty?
wrong!
She was defeated by her younger self.
Who the hell can resist the lost and recovered white moonlight?
Who can refuse the opportunity to make up for a regret?
Even if you know she is fake and she is clearly not her, but she just stands there for no reason and makes people feel that she is her.
Dude,
This is called a decisive blow."
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Wanwan looks like you, our love is deep but our fate is shallow, it's like waking up from a dream, tears wet my clothes, a lonely shadow under the moon, recalling the happy faces in the past, it's fucking killer (crying to death)."
"Fake Beauty Trap: Your Majesty~
Real Beauty Trap: Chongba, why are you getting old? "
"When Empress Ma died, the people below cried more sadly than when their own mothers died (laughing to death)."
"Because when Chongba wanted to chop you down, your mother couldn't stop him, and only Empress Ma could save you (sunglasses)."
"So the person that Queen Ma wants to kill is truly hopeless (haha)."
"You think of a beauty trap: naked body lying on the ground with no clothes to cover the body.
A true beauty trap: When Zhu Yuanzhang was about to die, he met a woman who looked like Empress Ma and gently called her "Chongba".
I lost it!
"Even the great emperor can't resist a similar flower (haha)."
"The honey trap is for big shots. Everyone here will confess after being hit twice with the stick."
"No, I confessed the moment the stick was taken out (crying to death)."
"It's useless. Usually, I fight first and then ask (sunglasses)."
"You tried to resist the first blow, but it hurt so much I couldn't even describe it. Then I got hit twice more (hehe)."
"No, usually it will be cycled three times. I will beat them directly, ask them once after the beating, beat them again, and ask them again after the beating. This cycle will be repeated three times. Then, by comparing the differences between the three times, I will know whether it is real or fake (grin)."
"There is another situation where two groups of people are being beaten and questioned. One group is only beaten without questioning, and the second group is only questioned without beating. If they don't say anything or say something they are not satisfied with, they will take turns beating them (raised eyebrows)."
You guys,
"Brother, stop talking, I'm scared."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "In the eyes of the military advisor, all emotions are similar to yours.
But no one is the real Qing,
You are the sum of all the good things in my past.
I kept looking for things they had in common: the fourth was like the first, the third was like the second.
Of course people can empathize with each other and have similarities, which may be in appearance and personality, but people are still different.
No one can truly replace anyone else, no one is a true substitute.
So I read a lot of stand-in literature and fell in love with the stand-in. For me, it is actually normal.
I don’t love that person, I’m just constantly searching for myself at that time.
At the beginning, maybe everyone is a substitute for each other.
But in the end, everyone will become each other’s part of the white moonlight.”
. . . . .
On the barrage
"It's really not Wanwan who is like you. It's your genes that determine the type of people you like. Your first love is just the first one, not a template."
"Is liking someone really determined by genes? I feel like it's fatalistic when you put it that way."
"Really, my first crush seemed to have some money, so the ones I found later on were richer and richer."
Fuck you.
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "As for the brothers who are involved in the pig-killing scam, don't worry at all. This girl may be smarter than most of you."
Next person.
Ding~
"Hello, military advisor."
Another girl.
Raymond Lam: "What's wrong, sister? Do you have any emotional problems?"
"I feel like my boyfriend is heartbroken lately, but it's not because of me."
? ?
Raymond Lam: "Big sister, are you speaking Chinese?"
. . . . .
On the barrage.
My Boyfriend is Broken-hearted
"Why don't you try to persuade him not to be sad (dog head)."
This kid is invincible.
Hahahaha.
"It's normal. Every time my boyfriend goes to KTV to sing, it's like a dozen ex-girlfriends have died (laughing to death)."
"One guest song after another, my good brother hasn't gotten over it in three years (haha)."
"Girls, let me share some knowledge: When a man orders the following songs at a KTV, there must be a story behind it: 1. Ten years. 2. Break point. 3. Later." "I'll give you an upgrade: Today, she is far away, and your backpack (sunglasses)."
"In conclusion: You can’t hide your love for one person, but if you love two people, you must hide it well (dog head)."
Hahahaha what the hell.
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "Sister, what are your boyfriend's recent symptoms? Does he often stare blankly at his phone, and his face glows green at night?"
Girl: “Yes, yes.”
Lin Feng: "Did you change your WeChat profile picture and video ringtone to something sad, like "lie" or "let go"?
Girl: "Amazing, you are so awesome, Advisor."
Raymond Lam: “All correct?”
Girl: "Yes, he changed his profile picture to a completely black one a few days ago, and his cell phone ringtone changed to "lie."
Lin Feng picked up another piece of fish and said, "Big sister, he lied, but you didn't lie. Your boyfriend is indeed in a relationship.
Not only is he in a relationship, he's also a lapdog for others."
Well. . .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Amazing" "All Right"
“Hahaha, Love Holmes is online again.”
"Why do you want to be someone's licker?"
"Brother, you are young now. The three steps of a dog licker: lying, letting go, and being absolutely infatuated (sunglasses)."
"A fake licker, a real licker must click he must love you very much, and then hide under the car (dog head)."
"Don't grab my microphone."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Raymond Lam: "Sister, your boyfriend is very sad."
"Yes, he has been in a very low mood recently. I can feel it."
Raymond Lam: "How many years have you been dating your boyfriend?"
"one Year."
Raymond Lam: "Has there been any changes in his life and work?"
"It's not bad, but he has been quite busy in the past month. Sometimes he comes home drunk at night. He said he had company social events."
Raymond Lam: "Drinking to drown your sorrows, sister, let me give you an idea. Next time he comes home drunk, whisper in his ear: She doesn't want you anymore."
Uh. .
. . . . .
"Whisper in his ear: She doesn't want you anymore"
"One more sentence: I don't want you anymore (dog head)."
"Double kill!"
"Double happiness! Damn it!"
"One last thing: No one will want your (sunglasses)."
"Sister, you are so good at finishing off the enemy, your ancestors must be a family of sword-makers (grin)."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Raymond Lam: "It's just a joke, little sister. Brothers, please be serious. Let's ask a serious question. Do you care about your partner? Or directly ask him why you are unhappy recently? Have you asked him?"
Girl: "I asked him, but he said he wasn't unhappy. But the last time we met, I found a chat on his phone with a girl, but I couldn't see any chat history. It seemed like he had cleared the chat history."
Raymond Lam: "That basically proves my sister's guilt."
Girl: "Besides, we live in different places. We are only together for a few days a month. Sometimes when I call him via video, he is busy on the line."
Lin Feng: “What time?”
Girl: "A little after 12 o'clock at night."
Lin Feng: "How long will the line be busy for?"
Girl: “About an hour.”
Lin Feng: "It is indeed very busy."
Uh. .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"My wife and I are both heartbroken, and the house is so quiet and there's no one to cook (sigh)."
"Really, the breakup of a married person is like catching a cold during the pandemic. They dare not speak out and can only bear it (crying to death)."
"There is a way. You can have a fight and then have a good cry (raised eyebrows)."
“It still has to be you (haha).”
"Master!"
"No matter how much you quarrel, you still have to eat. If you can't, just call one of the other two back and someone will cook (dog head)."
"Who are you calling? You've all been heartbroken (laughing to death)."
"So they're both the ones who got dumped (Sunglasses)?"
"Should I say it or not, we still have some tacit understanding (grin)."
"Then you two can just make do with each other. It's better than being single."
"Oh my, these comments of yours really... gave me a stomachache in the middle of the night (I give up)."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Girl: "I just couldn't hold it in any longer, so I told him the truth. He still hesitated and couldn't explain it clearly.
When I asked him to explain, he got angry and thought I didn’t understand him. He said he was already exhausted from work and so busy, but I still didn’t understand him.”
Lin Feng: "Don't be fooled by him. He is just trying to quibble or even shift the blame to alleviate his guilt."
Girl: "Yeah, and when we met a while ago, I singled this girl out again, and he said I'd give him a week to deal with it."
Raymond Lam: "Give him a week to deal with it, and that means he has admitted it."
Girl: “Yes, he said he would deal with the relationship, but he never did. Now I’m not sure if they are completely separated or still connected.
But he still keeps in touch with me and still spends time with me like before.”
Raymond Lam: "Because you are his trump card and second pick, he changed his profile picture to black and changed the music to sad music, which is obviously a dog-licking gesture.
He is now worried that if he fails to lick someone else, you will be his last resort.
He can't possibly get nothing.
For this kind of man, I suggest you let him go."
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"We went on a road trip during the Mid-Autumn Festival, and my husband peed in every toilet in the service area (dog head)."
"What?"
"How would I know? I can't follow him into the men's room (covering my face)."
"Let me ask you, does your husband pee like this at home? Otherwise, go reply to your girlfriend's message (raised eyebrows)."
What the hell!
Case solved.
"I fucking thought he was occupying territory (dog head)."
puff~
Hahahahaha.
. . . .
Girl: “I’m very sad.”
Raymond Lam: "It's alright for you to be sad, sister. You are in a long-distance relationship, and there are principled mistakes in between. If you still want to keep him, you are a ball pusher."
Uh. .
. . . .
"Ball Pusher"
Hahahaha.
"No, what is a ball-pushing beast?"
"Dung beetle!"
"Two dung beetles fight over a dung ball (laughing to death)."
“My bestie loves this (smile).”
"Your best friend can show off 20 of them in one breath. I can prove it (little yellow duck)."
"My brother eats 30 in one bite and finishes them faster than your bestie (yeah)."
“Brother: I am blessed to have you (really).”
Hahahaha.
(End of this chapter)
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