I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

Chapter 167: Even a dog can have some of these signs

On the barrage.

My 19-year-old female tenant

"The Four Great Masterpieces of Douyin (Doghead)."

Hahahaha.

“A pure male-oriented cool story, a man’s fantasy (smile).”

"Haha, the woman treats the boss as a joke, while the man treats the female tenant as a god."

"To put it bluntly, it's just a big male dick fantasy."

Clicked.

. . . .

Boy: “There’s just no chance, right?”

Lin Feng: "Brother, haven't you already got the chance?"

The boy was silent for a while and then said, "If I tell the truth, others may think I am hypocritical, but I really don't want her body."

Lin Feng: "I know, you want to become a regular employee."

Uh. .

Boy: “Okay, I admit it.”

Raymond Lam: "Come on buddy, I haven't asked you how old you are yet?"

"I'm 19 too, and my birthday is just one day away from hers."

Raymond Lam: "Children's Bureau."

"Brother, we are both Leos. If a Leo girl doesn't like you, she won't accept your gifts. So maybe she still likes me a little bit."

Lin Feng said with a smile: "Virgos also say they have mysophobia. If tens of thousands of dollars are thrown into a mud ditch, do you think she will pick it up?
Libra says she is indecisive. If you give her a pound of gold and a pound of coins, what do you think she will choose?
If I hesitate for even a second, I lose.

If a dog were to be drawn to zodiac signs, he would probably get a few of them."

Well. . .

. . . . .

On the barrage.

"How many of the zodiac signs can be matched by a dog?"

Hahahaha.

True or false: "I never believe in horoscopes because I am a Scorpio and I am naturally suspicious (dog head)."

Ye Zi: "I don't believe it either, because I'm a Capricorn and I'm very rational."

Xian Duan: "Who would believe that? I am an Aries and I am born to be rebellious."

Chipmunk: "I'm just pretending to believe in zodiac signs, because we Leos are very concerned about our reputation and need to be different in front of others (sunglasses)."

dsi: "I sometimes believe it because I am a Gemini with a dual personality."

Xiao Wan: "Why don't you listen to what you are saying?"

Classic Infernal Affairs!
Hahahahaha.

. . . . .

Boy: "But whether it's my appearance, financial strength, or education, I think..."

Lin Feng raised his hand to interrupt, “Brother, it has nothing to do with conditions. When kids aged 18 or 19 fall in love, it’s all about feelings.”

Boy: "So she doesn't have any feelings for me now, I should let it go, right? But she still replies when I message her."

Raymond Lam: "Who would reject a bootlicker?"

Uh. .

Raymond Lam: "Brother, I was just joking with you, saying that you already got the chance.

This is a joke of mine.
At your age, I think you should still give young people a correct view of love and marriage.

She is now enjoying you serving her and being nice to her, but she denies your identity.

This kind of feeling is a consumption.
I suggest you focus on yourself and just disconnect. "

Boy: "You won't send her any messages, right?"

Raymond Lam: “Yes.”

"But the contact information can still be saved, right? Just wait for her to come back and find me."

Raymond Lam: "Unless the other person wants to confirm a romantic relationship with you, don't be a bootlicker."

Boy: "Well, I already promised her, can I do it first?"

Lin Feng: "What did you promise her?"

Boy: "It's her birthday soon, I prepared fireworks for her and bought her a gold necklace."

Lin Feng knocked on the small blackboard.

"Brother,
You are not a dog licker.
You are the dog king."

Uh. .

. . . . . On the barrage.

The Dog King

"Shouldn't it be the Licking King (laughing to death)"

Hahahaha.

"The Tengu who can't be persuaded to leave."

"Purebred stupid dog."

"I used to be afraid that men wouldn't give me a name, but now I'm afraid that men ask me for one (grin)."

"Yes, yes, as soon as he mentioned confirming the relationship, I said break up."

"The pattern has been opened up, and taking the path of men has left men with nowhere to go."

"See, women are all used to being licked by these dogs."

Hahahahaha.

. . . .

Raymond Lam: "Brother, wake up. You can't buy love by flattering others. You can only be more humble."

Boy: "Don't they say Leos like romance and surprises?"

Raymond Lam: "You are just being self-motivated. She has no feelings for you. Even if you charter a yacht for her, she will not confirm her relationship with you. Do you understand?"

Boy: "But I think at least I won't regret it if I do it."

Lin Feng: "It's okay if you really think this way, but I'm afraid you are just being falsely moved. If you don't get a response from the other party after your efforts, you will definitely regret it in the future."

Boy: "Actually, I didn't tell her I was going. I just planned to celebrate her birthday quietly, and then I would leave."

Lin Feng was amused: "Go into the village quietly, don't shoot. Man, sometimes this may not be a surprise, but a shock."

Do you understand what I mean?

If two people don’t meet, it’s actually good for all three of them.”

Uh. .

Boy: "But I promised her this."

Lin Feng: "Brother, you are too good at licking. You are not the dog king, you are the tiger king."

???

. . . . .

On the barrage.

"I didn't know Hei Xiaohu when I was a child, but when I heard about him again, he was the same kind of person."

"So what did Hei Xiaohu do wrong (crying to death)?"

"What did Lantu do wrong? If I don't love you, then I don't love you."

"No one is wrong, it's just fate (sunglasses)!"

"Why waste your time talking to Lan Tu? Just braise the rabbit head if you want to."

Hahahahahaha.

. . . . .

Boy: "But I really like her. I gave her everything I have."

Raymond Lam: "I understand. Everyone is like this when they are young. They want to give her the whole world."

As if he had gained empathy, the boy suddenly broke down and burst into tears.

"Wow, I also gave her the limited edition doll I bought."

Lin Feng suppressed his laughter: "Ahem, what limited edition doll?"

"The Disney limited edition, Lingna Belle, Wuwu, and the tablet. She likes watching TV and usually uses a computer to watch TV, so I gave her my iPad Pro and bought her a gold necklace, which cost nearly 2000 yuan."

Raymond Lam: "Where did you, a 19-year-old kid, get so much money?"

"This is the pocket money my parents gave me. I saved it. Woo woo woo."

Lin Feng curled his lips: "Brother, can you be a little more manly? You are 19, not 17, you are a man."

woo woo woo woo.

. . . .

On the barrage.

Mixue Bincheng (Liuzhou Jianshe Road Store): "Rui, you know I'm starting to get tired of what I'm going to say, but I still have to remind you to put less ice in your customers' drinks. Look at what my distinguished guests have become after drinking them."

Ruixin Coffee (Huankou 2nd Branch): "Sorry everyone, I trained at Mixue before, so I'm used to it (picking my nose)."

Gouzi: "Oh, the military advisor is really getting better. The ridiculous business war has actually come here."

Stranger: "Rui: I was originally going to compete with Xing Ba Ke, but I ended up getting killed by this snowman."

Hahahahaha.

Xiao Wan: "Family members, please stop laughing. It feels like the military advisor is about to start scolding people."

(End of this chapter)