I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network
Chapter 163 What the hell, there’s a commission for breaking up?
Chapter 163 What the hell, there’s a commission for breaking up?
Lin Feng: "Brothers, I was careless."
“I ignored the appearance here!
This guy is straight, but he looks pretty good.
The girl is young.
Sooner or later, you will suffer.”
. . . .
On the barrage.
Xiao Wan: "Military Advisor, you really hate me, hahahaha."
Stranger: "Don't have an easy time."
Hahahaha.
Gouzi: "Military Advisor: Am I a part of your play?!"
Xu Xiansen: "The 1 brothers in the live broadcast room are all part of the play of the young couple (laughing to death)."
hateful!
Fork out!
Hahahahaha.
. . . .
Ding~
Someone else is on the mic.
"Hello, military advisor."
It's a girl.
Raymond Lam: "Hello, do you have any emotional problems?"
"Military Advisor, my ex-husband and I have been on and off for two or three years."
Lin Feng: "Sister, can you please eat something good?"
Uh. .
Girl: “Should I still contact him?”
Raymond Lam: "To be honest, if you guys date 1 people at once, if I were your friend, I would say you guys are awesome.
But you can’t have one conversation eight times!
What do you want to do?
You two get a commission for breaking up?"
Uh. .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"One talk 1 times" "You two will get a commission if you break up"
What the hell!
Can't laugh anymore.
Hahahaha.
"I've been jumping into the same pit over and over again. I'm convinced."
"To put it bluntly, the market is too bad and we can't find anyone."
Clicked.
"In fact, I think there may not be commissions, but there must be activities."
"what activity?"
"Old players return and are given a hero (dog head)."
6
. . .
Girl: “Then what should I do?”
Raymond Lam: “You should read more.”
"The key is that I don't go to school anymore."
Lin Feng: "Then work more, deliver food for two days and you will behave yourself."
Uh. .
. . . .
On the barrage.
Girl: I miss him so much (crying).
Military Advisor: If you miss your uncle, you will be obedient if I deliver takeout for two days.
Hahahaha.
"You're absolutely right. What's the use of love? He'll be obedient after two days of work."
"Are you honest now?"
"Bao Lao Shi (laughing and crying)."
Gouzi: "Girl: Why did you come up and scold me? Did I provoke you (crying)"
Stranger: "Military Advisor: You didn't recruit me, but the last person did."
Scapegoat!!
Hahahaha.
. . . . .
Raymond Lam: "We've been on and off for two or three years. The essence is that we don't like each other and we're not suitable for each other, but we haven't found anyone better."
Girl: "Actually, I have broken up with my ex-husband, and now I have met a crush, but he is also indifferent to me. What should I do?"
Lin Feng was speechless: "You still say you are not a student? If you are over 20 years old, I will eat this microphone and this computer.
. . . .
On the barrage.
"You must be hungry."
"Instead of doing live streaming properly, you just want to eat and drink for free every day (dog head)."
“Is it really not more than 20?”
"Lianlian Zhubo, hurry up and say you are 30."
"Report, there is a scam meal here!"
Hahahaha.
. . . .
Girl: "I... I'm 20."
Raymond Lam: "See, I knew you were not over 20."
. . . .
On the barrage.
"Oh my god, I guessed it right."
"Brother nb!"
"In fact, I was very panicked inside."
"Calling my ex-husband bro or crush reveals my age at a glance (laughing to death)."
"Indeed, to be able to call my ex-husband a jerk, Douyincheng must be very high."
"Cross shit?"
Hahahaha.
. . . . .
Raymond Lam: "Then how did you get to know this new Crush?"
"We just met outside while shopping."
Lin Feng: "Who took the initiative to find whom?" "I took the initiative to find him."
Lin Feng rolled his eyes: "You took the initiative to approach someone, so is it a problem if they ignore you? It means they are not interested in you."
"Then should I also treat this crush of mine as my ex-husband?"
Lin Feng: "I give up. I never liked you, and I never dated you. How can I be your ex-husband? It's just a criminal record at best."
Uh. .
Raymond Lam: "Not sister, are you an adult?"
"I'm an adult, my voice just sounds a little younger."
Lin Feng: "It has nothing to do with your voice. Why don't you go to the ancestral tomb and have a look. Maybe there is something wrong with the tomb."
"Hahaha."
. . . .
On the barrage.
There may be something wrong with the ancestral tomb
"The ancestral graves are smoking (dog heads)."
"How can a military advisor curse people (laugh to death)."
"The key is that she is happy."
"I think he's 16."
"The brain is like a six-year-old."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Girl: "I still have some questions to ask. My ex-husband doesn't contact me anymore, and I don't really want to contact him anymore. I just want to study hard now."
Lin Feng: "See, you're still studying. Okay, sister, if you can think like this, it means you've let it go."
Girl: "Yes, but I picked it up again."
???
Lin Feng: "What did you put down and pick up again? Are you teasing me with your left and right brains fighting each other?"
"No, I really have a problem."
Raymond Lam: "If you have any questions, please tell me."
Girl: "If my ex-husband still wants to contact me, should I block him on WeChat?"
Lin Feng: "If it's not my sister, can't we block him now?"
"If I block him now, he will add me again with another number."
Lin Feng laughed angrily: "Sister, is it possible that you are overthinking it?"
"Otherwise we wouldn't have been on and off for more than two years."
Lin Feng: "Okay, what you said makes sense. If you knew he used someone else's number to add you, you could have refused."
"But I can't refuse."
Lin Feng: "Why can't I refuse? Is my ex-husband a hacker? Or did I remove your blacklist button?!"
Uh. .
. . . .
On the barrage.
Hahahaha.
"The increasingly irritable military advisor (laughing to death)."
"Totally insane."
"Top-grade foot wrap."
"I seriously suspect this woman is here to have a military advisor mentality."
"Maybe she's the girlfriend of my last boyfriend."
"Let's form a group to get into the Zhubo mentality."
Absolutely.
. . . . .
Girl: "I actually like him quite a bit. Military Advisor, do you think we can get back together?"
Lin Feng rolled his eyes: "I have nothing to say, okay? As long as you are happy."
"If he doesn't look for me and I don't look for him, does that mean I'm in a window period?"
Raymond Lam: "You are not in the window period, you are in the onset period."
Girl: "I don't, I just have a rich inner world, and he doesn't have any principled issues."
Lin Feng: "Yeah, there are no principles, it's all problems."
Uh. .
Girl: "Then I have another question. When I was talking to my ex-husband's brother, I had that contact with my first ambiguous object again."
Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard: "Didn't I say it? You are nothing else. You don't know how to take love seriously. You are just a butterfly controlling your brain and your lower body controlling your thinking.
You're in touch with other guys while you're dating your ex, what the fuck can I say?
Girl: “Just occasionally.”
Raymond Lam: "Occasionally, often, often, occasionally, right?"
"just one time."
Raymond Lam: "Just once is enough. You stay with him till the end of time."
"Ha ha ha ha."
Lin Feng: "Fuck! He's laughing again."
. . . . .
On the barrage.
Hahahaha.
"What is this girl always laughing at?"
“It really feels good to be scolded.”
6
"Being an anchor is not a job that ordinary people can do."
"It's really annoying."
Hahahaha.
. . . . .
Raymond Lam: "No, sister, what on earth do you want to tell me?"
"I'm now in touch with my first crush again."
Lin Feng: "You can contact whoever you want. Isn't the phone in your hand?"
"Then I don't know what to do now."
Lin Feng: "You don't know, right? Come, I'll teach you. First, you order vermicelli on the takeaway, and then order some cabbage. Oh, do we have a pot at home?"
"some."
Lin Feng: "That's great, you can stew yourself in it and make pork stewed with vermicelli."
Well. . .
Lin Feng: "You pig brain, to be honest, you can only eat it by yourself. If I go out to eat hot pot, I would think it's poisonous to order your pig brain."
"Hahahahaha."
Lin Feng: "No, what the hell, why are you happy again?!"
(End of this chapter)
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