Siheyuan: Pretend to be a Pig and Eat the Tiger

Chapter 253: Pillar Qi hypocrite, sad funeral
He Yuzhu didn't say much and went back to the compound;

The Jia family's funeral still needs to come up with a set of rules;
However, he also had his own plans;
That is, talk as little as possible;

To put it bluntly, he is the 'God of Wealth', he calls upon anyone who needs money, and ignores everything else;
So many people can do whatever they want, but he is not familiar with the process, so he can do whatever he wants!

As soon as he returned to the compound, He Yulin was dragged to Yi Zhonghai's house by Yan Bugui. It turned out that the hypocrite was back!

"Uncle Yi, I heard that you went to the hospital in the middle of the night, what happened?

He didn't even tell me that I had a bicycle, so maybe I could get to the hospital earlier.

In the dead of night, you have the heart to make your aunt anxious and busy, running around;

We got to the hospital safely, but what if something unexpected happened?

Our compound can't afford any more trouble. We can't have two of them fall at once, right?"

He Yuzhu looked at Yi Zhonghai with concern, as if to say, "You are too polite."
Yi Zhonghai muttered to himself, there was nothing wrong in the first place;

You are such a shrewd kid, if I call you, you will be exposed!
Besides, are you talking human language?

Jia Dongxu deserved to be put to death. He is dead, so what is the point of calling two of them down?
"Ahem, Qiuyue is in poor health, so I didn't bother you in the middle of the night.
I am feeling much better now, but I didn’t expect to hear the bad news right after I was discharged from the hospital.
Oh, if only I hadn't been sick, maybe this wouldn't have happened.

Let's work out a plan for how to handle funeral matters!"

Yi Zhonghai looked extremely sad, with an expression of despair, which was really on point;

If He Yuzhu didn't know the details beforehand, he might really think Yi Zhonghai was too sad;
It was no secret in the compound that Jia Dongxu was Yi Zhonghai's chosen caregiver for the elderly;

In everyone's eyes, Jia Dongxu's death was a huge blow to Yi Zhonghai, no one doubted it!
Originally he wanted to annoy the hypocrite, but he didn't expect that this old guy was so patient that he actually chose to ignore his "curse"!
Xu Fugui and the other two looked at each other. How much do you hate Yi Zhonghai?

Is that really okay? Don't you see how weak he looks?
Yi Li gave her a reproachful look but said nothing!
"It's fate, Lao Yi, you still have to take care of yourself;

He just got out of the hospital and fainted again after hearing such bad news. This can't go on!"

Not knowing whether it was true or false, Yan Bugui looked at Yi Zhonghai worriedly;
It seems that Yi Zhonghai is about to become the second Jia Dongxu!
"Uncle Yi, you must take care of yourself. Our compound can't afford another funeral.

Uncle Xu, how about finding a wife for Damao?
Although she is still young, if we decide on a date in advance, it will also bring good luck to the compound!"

He Yuzhu's words almost choked Yi Zhonghai to death;

I can just tolerate you once, why do you have to say it a second time?

He suddenly got so angry that he started coughing. His face turned red as if he was about to explode!
He Yuzhu didn't dare to say anything. He was really pissed off. What else could he do?

Yi Li glared at He Yuzhu and immediately helped the hypocrite to calm down;

As for Xu Fugui and the other two, they looked up at the sky, as if they were looking for the spider they were afraid of;

Anyway, it looks very fake. Where did the spider come from in the middle of winter?
It took Yi Zhonghai a long time to recover, but Zhuzi still hated him!

Otherwise I wouldn't be so angry with him. It's too late to regret now!
I pretended to be sick last night and went to the hospital very late. The doctor on duty gave me a quick check and found nothing serious so he let me stay overnight!
As soon as I was 'discharged' and returned to the compound, I heard the news of Jia Dongxu's death;

The heart was relieved, the great revenge was achieved, and the heavy shackles were opened;
Then he felt something was wrong, he should be too sad to be in line with the current situation, and then he 'fainted';

It was the deaf old lady who used her experience to 'wake him up';
The method is very common, just pinch the Ren Zhong point;

At this moment, he was leaning against the quilt weakly, looking pitiful;

I thought to myself, it’s already over, can’t I just let it go?
It's not a deep hatred, why is it so vicious?
"Ahem, Zhuzi, stop talking nonsense, this is not popular now;

Besides, the first choice should be Guangqi and Jiefang;
Your baby is about to be born, but these two haven't made any progress yet, so it's not even Damao's turn yet!"

Xu Fugui glanced at him helplessly. Why involve him in this for no reason?

It's not like anyone in his family has died. How dare you say that you want Damao to get married for good luck?
A wedding to bring good luck? That's feudal superstition, can it be done?

"Hey, you two, we're here to discuss funeral matters, are we off topic?
Feudal superstition is a taboo. Don't forget that Jia Zhang is still in the countryside!"

Seeing this, Liu Haizhong immediately interrupted their argument. If they continued, he would probably have to introduce a girl to his son.
They were given great hopes, that is, they would become officials and marry the daughter of a leader!
"Ahem, Uncle Xu, what did I say just now?"

"I didn't hear anything!"

"Uncle Liu?"

"I didn't hear it either!"

"Uncle Yi and Auntie, didn't you hear anything?"

The two of them glanced at each other and said nothing!
“Ahem, no one said anything, they were just jokes to lighten the mood;
Let’s talk about the charter. I’ll explain it first, and anyone who has anything missing can add to it!
First, Dongxu was transferred to the "mortuary bed". Originally, the door panel could be used, but now the factory has reimbursed the entire process, so we should use a better one;

Although he has passed away, we still have to follow the custom. We can't let Dongxu carry the kang on his back and walk away, right?"

After Xu Fugui finished speaking, he looked at He Yuzhu who was recording, seemingly asking for his opinion!
"Uncle Xu, you can arrange it as you wish. As long as it is within the custom, I can agree to it.

This is the sincerity of the factory, and the factory director specifically instructed;
I am the funeral representative of the factory. I just pay the money. I don’t know these rules. Don’t look at me;

Of course, we all need to grasp the limit. We are all ordinary people, so don’t exceed the limit!”

He Yuzhu smiled slightly and made his attitude clear;
He only paid for the funeral, as long as it met the common people's funeral standards, he would not agree to exceed the standards;
Although the factory pays for it, it needs to be done in moderation and not as large as a wealthy family;

Lou Zhenhua said that all funeral expenses would be borne by the factory;

But it cannot exceed the level of ordinary people, otherwise it will be suspected of spending money beyond the standard;

Don’t let this create hidden dangers for yourself, the standards still need to be strictly controlled!
When it comes to spending money, you can never be too cautious, or you will definitely suffer a big loss;

In special periods, any possible loopholes may become the target of attack by opponents, so try not to leave too many handles!

"That's fine. We are just ordinary people. We can't even dream of having the same standard as a wealthy family, nor do we have the luck to do so!

The incident happened suddenly, and Dongxu was still wearing work clothes, which was inappropriate;
In my opinion, you'd better wear your shroud!

But now it's stiff, what should I do? Everyone, tell me something!"

"Well, that's easy. Just cut it open first, put it on, and then ask a female comrade who is good at sewing to present it to you!

I bought seven sets of funeral clothes, and Old Yan accompanied me when I went shopping.
It would be bad if the columns were bought in even numbers, or if the furs and satins were bought;

Some merchants who don’t know the rules still have buttons on their underwear;

These customs may not be understood by the pillars, but remember, only streamers are sewn on the underwear;
As for quilts, use three layers and three covers. The yellow layer is close to the body and the white cover is a "Dhāra Sutra Quilt". Put a mirror and a weight on the quilt and you're done!

These are neither good nor bad for ordinary people, so there should be no problem! "

It was a bit difficult to make a decision about the funeral clothes, so Yi Zhonghai stated his requirements intermittently, but he didn't say too much, nine pieces!
Nine pieces were already considered a lot for ordinary people. In an age when people could not even fill their stomachs, many people only had five pieces!

"Okay, by the way, can you also buy the "head-down" paper, the "guide lamp" and the "money-picking paper"? "

Yan Bugui did not refuse. Zhuzi really didn’t understand these things. If he bought it, he would have to exchange it, which would be a waste of time and energy!
But since I'm going to buy these, it doesn't matter if I buy the necessities as well. I don't have to run anymore!

"Well, let's make the ever-burning lamp, the rice, the dog-beating stick, and the dog-beating cake first. I have white flour at home.
Buy the relevant materials and some hemp rope as well, as you still need to tie up your feet!"

He Yuzhu was stunned. What the hell, so many rules?
There are so many sayings in Guangling Hall, and this is just for ordinary people. How many rules are there in the royal family?
"What about reporting a death?"

Liu Haizhong asked the question that no one wanted to ask, but it was also a question that could not be avoided;

The Jia family’s way of reporting the death was actually very simple, and the target was only Jia Zhang!

Jia Dongxu has no filial sons or grandsons, only a widow and a posthumous child, which is not a big deal, but Jia Zhang is too difficult to deal with! "Ask Dongxu's wife, if someone asks for the announcement of the death, then send someone, if not, then forget it;
It will take time for Jia Zhang to complete the formalities, and she will probably make a scene when she comes back. We can’t afford that!”

Yi Zhonghai coughed and told them to ask Chunnier for her opinion;
In his heart, he still wanted the factory to investigate thoroughly before notifying them!
"In that case, let's ask Dongxu's wife for her opinion!

What should we do about Yin and Yang? What do you think, Old Yan?"

Xu Fugui nodded. He still had to ask the family’s opinions on the matter of reporting the death. Even though Yi Zhonghai was an outsider, it was not a easy decision to make!

"If you agree, I can do it. It's not the first time anyway!"

Yan Bugui did not refuse this point;
The 'yin-yang master' doesn't help out of obligation, he has to be paid;
Of course he wouldn't refuse such a good thing!

"In that case, let Old Yan do it, no need to worry!"

"Well, we also need to buy more white paper. We'll need it for many things!"

The bereaved family will ask a fortune teller to examine the deceased and issue a "disaster list", which also has to indicate the time of burial, the zodiac sign to avoid, when the "disaster will occur", etc.!

In some places, it is called "sacrificial text", which is a pass given to people to enumerate their merits and demerits;

Of course, the content is all about how hard it is, how to be filial to parents, how to raise children, etc., and basically no more is mentioned!

“In that case, Zhuzi and Lao Yan should go shopping;

First, let the coffin shop bring back the "mortuary bed" and coffin;
After this is done, you can go buy other things!"

"Okay, let's go then!"

He Yuzhu didn't say a word the whole time, watching the four people discussing back and forth;
He is only responsible for recording what needs to be purchased!

"Old Yi, can you still get out of bed?
If possible, let's ask Dongxu's wife for her opinion!"

Xu Fugui looked at Yi Zhonghai. He had never spoken to Chunnier.

In my heart, I still hope that Yi Zhonghai can come over, so that it will be easier to talk to him;
If you haven't had contact with it, you don't know its temperament. In order for things to go smoothly, it would be better if someone who understands it takes the lead!
"Now that I'm not so exhausted anymore, I might as well go over there!"

Yi Zhonghai got up under the help of Yi Lishi, put on his clothes and lived with a wooden stick;
Now is not the time to relax. Any abnormality on his part may be suspected by others. He must maintain the same care and enthusiasm as before.

He still understood this truth;
Now that revenge has been achieved, before the factory reaches a conclusion, everything must be handled with caution and no wrong step must be taken!
“Chun Nier, I didn’t expect this to happen;

Now that things have come to this, you must take care of yourself and not be alone!"

"Thank you, Master, I know!"

“Well, Dongxu’s funeral home is in charge, so you don’t have to worry;

There is one thing that we cannot decide;

I still need your opinion, don't you think? "

Yi Zhonghai carefully observed Chun Ni'er's expression. How would she react to Jia Dongxu's death?

"Master, two gentlemen, just tell me what you mean!"

Chun Nier's eyes were red from crying, and judging from her tone, she seemed to have regained her composure, but there was still a hint of uneasiness and fear in her eyes!

“As far as we know, the Jia family has no other relatives;
Only Jia Zhang, we are unsure whether to announce her death or not! "

In her heart, Chunnier was very opposed to Jia Zhangshi coming back;
She had already thought of an excuse, but she was afraid that if she wasn't asked, it would be easier;
“My opinion is, don’t inform your mother-in-law yet;

Let’s wait until the results of our investigation come out!

You know the temper of my mother-in-law;
If there was trouble and the leader got angry again, it would be bad for the Jia family;
Brother Dongxu died an unnatural death, and according to the custom of his hometown, he cannot be buried in the ancestral tomb;
Therefore, my suggestion is to find a good feng shui site for burial and not return to the countryside;
Let's wait until everything is settled. What are the opinions of the three elders?"

The three of them felt that Chunnier was not only thoughtful, but also very reasonable, which was very much in line with their wishes;
After the funeral, no matter how much trouble Jia Zhang made, it had nothing to do with them.

So, I agree with Chunni'er's opinion!
“Your consideration makes sense, the factory leaders will definitely act in accordance with the rules and regulations;

Therefore, family members making trouble will do no good except angering the leaders;

Since you have decided not to inform Jia Zhang for the time being, we respect your opinion;
As for the burial site, just ask someone to find one, it won’t be a problem! ”

Xu Fugui breathed a sigh of relief. If Jia Zhangshi didn't come back, they could handle the situation much more smoothly.
As for the reason for not notifying, it was of course the Jia family’s own decision. What does it have to do with them?

Chunnier also breathed a sigh of relief. She wanted to get all the benefits brought by Jia Dongxu's death before deciding whether to ask Jia Zhangshi to attend the funeral.
In fact, deep down in my heart, I want to let Jia Zhang fend for themselves. I am very confused and don’t know what to do next to be most beneficial!

All the purchased items were soon in place, and according to custom, Jia Dongxu was parked directly in front of the Jia family's door;

Next was the banquet. They wanted He Yuzhu to be the chef, but was rejected!
He Yuzhu is the funeral representative of the factory. He has to go there every time to make purchases, pay the money in person, and write a note!
A cook? Just hire anyone. He doesn't want to be the chef and he's not suitable to be the chef!
The next day, when entertaining guests, it was actually just the people in the compound who had a meal, there were no other guests;
The factory did send some circle drawings or something as a token of appreciation;

They brought some gifts to pay tribute and then went back. The factory representatives did not stay for the banquet!

In the end, there was no other way. We were in such a hurry that we definitely couldn’t hire a master chef.

He Yuzhu had no choice but to ask his eldest brother's apprentice to be the chef. Although his skills were simple, they were acceptable!

The young men in the compound went to dig graves with meat, vegetables and wine!
I don’t know where Liu Haizhong found the Feng Shui master. The cemetery is on a mountain behind a rural village, and it’s not that close!

The other village originally disagreed, but Xu Fugui personally stepped in and I don’t know how they negotiated, but they finally agreed!

Tomorrow is a good day for funerals, so the graves must be dug today. In the north, people bury their dead high and deep, so they need to be dug;

Fortunately, we sent someone to light the fire last night, and the permafrost should have thawed;
Otherwise, it would be extremely difficult to dig it out!
The people in the compound had a sumptuous banquet. The portions were large and the meat was plentiful, making their mouths drool!
The next morning, five o'clock is the auspicious time for the funeral.
At half past three, we all got up and drank mutton soup with steamed bread, which was delicious.

Many people said that they had never experienced such a funeral, and the food was so delicious;
After the meal, the body is placed in the coffin, and then the burial objects are added and the coffin is sealed. The burial is complete!
The Chengzhu ceremony was personally handled by Yan Bugui. The so-called Chengzhu ceremony means setting up a wooden tablet for the soul of the deceased to attach to and for future generations to worship!

Then came the funeral procession. The coffin was supposed to be carried by the pallbearers, the eldest son was holding the banner, and the second son was holding the plaque.
When the coffin is lifted, the eldest son breaks the basin, and when the coffin is buried, the "treasure bottle" is placed in front of the coffin!

But now Jia Dongxu has neither an eldest son nor a second son;
Not to mention breaking the brazier, so keep it simple;

The cemetery was far away, but fortunately He Yuzhu arrived in advance to coordinate a car to pull it over, which saved a lot of effort;

The banners were tied directly to the car, and everyone got on the car and took it to the cemetery for burial!

Yi Zhonghai looked at this scene and felt sad. He seemed to have thought that he would become like this a hundred years later, without even anyone to throw the pot at him!

The significance of breaking pots is extraordinary. The reason why he wants to find someone to take care of the elderly, besides to prepare for his old age, is to find someone who can break pots!

There are many meanings to breaking pots. Isn’t this what many people are pursuing?

First, express condolences and respect!

It represents the brokenness of a family and the death of loved ones, and symbolizes the grief and sorrow for the deceased relatives, thereby expressing respect for the dead!

Second, it symbolizes family inheritance!
The eldest son breaking the pot means inheriting his father's business and performing a series of family rituals and customs to continue the family bloodline and honor!

Third, cut off the connection between life and death!
Smashing the clay pot symbolizes the end of everything, severing the connection and ties between the dead and the living;
It represents the liberation of the souls of the dead and the purification of the hearts of the living!
Fourth, blessing the dead in the afterlife

Smashing the clay pot is like pouring Meng Po soup on the soul of the dead, making him forget the pain and entanglement of the world, so that he can reincarnate smoothly and get a better destiny!
Jia Dongxu murdered his son, and he deserved retribution for this;
But what about him? Why did God do this to him?

His soul could not be liberated after his death. All this was caused by Jia Dongxu and that Jia Zhangshi.

Didn’t Jia Zhang want to seize his property and make the Jia family rich and prosperous?
Didn’t the Jia family calculate through fortune-telling that the first male in the Jia family would be a lucky star?

He wants to make the Jia and Zhang families destitute and turn their lucky stars into disasters, just wait and see;
Jia Dongxu was the hope of the Jia family, but this hope has been wiped out by him. The remaining shrew and posthumous child will continue to receive the retribution they deserve!
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