Dragons only want to be in the water, and don't like to stay in the wilderness

Chapter 486 The zombie is actually my ancestor!
At this moment, Chen Shunde and Chen Meizi both looked down at the same time.

The zombie with the yellow talisman on his body suddenly became extremely friendly at this moment.

Chen Shunde ran down suddenly and lifted up Chen Zhu's clothes without thinking.

"Hey, hey, pay attention to your image, we are just two old guys."

Unfortunately, Chen Zhu's voice was just babbling.

Before he could dodge, his clothes were torn off by Chen Shunde, and he saw more than a dozen bullet holes on his body.

"You...you really are my grandpa!"

Chen Shunde looked at the bullet holes and his eyes suddenly turned red.

The old man's eyes were filled with tears. Where were the bullet holes? They were medals.

It is the medal of loyalty of the Chen family for five generations!

At this moment, Chen Zhu was also a little confused. Is this old man his grandson?

He can't remember a lot of things, mainly because he suffered from Alzheimer's in the last period of time and has forgotten a lot of things.

He suspected that it was retribution for masturbating too much when he was young.

In his impression, his grandson was still a skinny little kid, and his favorite thing at that time was... what was it?

I really can't remember.

However, if his identity is confirmed, then his days will definitely be easier from now on. As for the Five Thunder Sect, he has connections in the court and can get things done easily. Moreover, his grandson is the leader of the sect.

But Chen Shunde's next sentence is:
"You have suffered a lot, and after you die, you will be turned into a zombie and insulted."

"Don't worry, your grandson will definitely let you rest in peace!"

After he finished speaking, dazzling lightning flashed from Chen Shunde's hands. He made hand gestures and stepped on the Big Dipper, which was the most powerful step.

Judging from the situation, he was going to reduce his own grandfather to ashes.

What the hell!

Chen Zhu couldn't hide anymore. The contrast came too sudden, and he was afraid that he would be doomed from now on.

"Grandpa doesn't want that!"

At the critical moment, Chen Meizi finally reacted and hurriedly stood in front of Chen Zhu.

"I won't let you hurt my grandfather!"

"That's my grandfather!" Chen Shunde was so angry that he blew his beard and glared: "You don't know how much this will affect us. I'm running for the Minister, and I can't be careless at this time!"

"No, my grandfather... ah no, my great-grandfather is different!"

Chen Meizi stopped him firmly: "If you want to kill him, kill me first. If you don't want our family to be cut off, then do it!"

"I'll chop you off, at worst I'll have another one."

"You old thing, can you still give birth?!!"

Chen Meizi was shocked: "This is impossible!"

"Do you think I'm really washing your feet? Get out of the way!"

It was chaos, too much chaos, and the scene made Lin Yu and Wang Qiang's brains crash for a while.

They wanted to say something but couldn't interrupt, and it would be too disgusting to interrupt the old man.

Chen Zhu slowly walked towards Wang Qiang and pointed at his pocket.

Talking is too tiring, so I'd better type faster.

"Do you want some chocolate?" Wang Qiang took out a silky chocolate from his pocket.

Chen Zhu: ...

He shook off a small yellow croaker.

At some point, the Zongxiang Silky in Wang Qiang's hand had turned into a mobile phone.

"Grandpa, please enjoy your meal."

MD, it’s not that I’m not smart, but that you gave too little.

Chen Zhu picked up his phone and typed a hundred-word article on it.

But he felt it was inappropriate, so he revised it and finally refined it into three words:

"Knock inside!"

He took his cell phone and walked towards Chen Shunde, who was still rolling the Rasengan in his hand, took a screenshot and enlarged it to show him.

Chen Shunde was furious! This zombie is cursing? This time he couldn't stay.

These three words, since he could remember, only his own grandfather had cursed him tens of thousands of times. How dare this zombie?
This zombie isn’t… wait, this zombie is really his grandfather!
Chen Shunde's heart skipped a beat, the lightning in his hand gradually faded, and he had a vague guess.

"Grandpa, do you still remember what happened before you were alive?"

Chen Zhu took back the phone and continued typing with difficulty.

"On the day your parents got married, your father ran away, but I caught him and hung him up and beat him."

The expression on Chen Shunde's face suddenly became extremely wonderful, which not everyone knew.

He was already several years old when his parents got married, so he was conceived before marriage.

If his mother hadn't taken him to find his father, Chen Shunde wouldn't have lived such a comfortable life now.

However, at that time, his father liked a girl in a nightclub and insisted on marrying her. Even when Chen Zhu later forced his father to hold a wedding banquet and locked him in the woodshed, his father still ran away secretly.

This time, his grandfather couldn't bear it anymore. He used some unknown method to capture his father and hung him up and beat him all night. Except for his face, there was no healthy flesh on his body.

Only five people knew about this.

Later, the woman from the nightclub resigned and left, and his father gradually settled down.

Now that the zombie had spoken out this secret, Chen Shunde began to feel suspicious for a moment.

Could it be that his grandfather's memory had really been awakened? That was impossible. How could a zombie still remember things from his life? His brain was gone.

Seeing that he still didn't believe it, Chen Zhu took back his phone and continued writing:

"You wet the bed until you were seven."

The phone turned over, and the leader of the Five Thunder Sect only glanced at the words on it, then snatched the phone away and threw it to the ground!
He knelt on the ground with both knees: "Grandpa! Grandpa, you are finally alive, Grandpa!"

Face

……

……

It's already one day later.

Chen Zhu's identity was confirmed in the Wu Lei Tribe. At the same time, although he was a zombie, everyone in the Wu Lei Tribe already knew that he was their emperor.

It’s so awesome that the minister turned his own grandfather into a zombie.

Who wouldn't give a thumbs up to this? It's really awesome.

Chen Zhu's identity suddenly became comfortable, and Chen Meizi stayed by his side all day.

Chen Zhu knew that this was because Chen Shunde was still a little worried about him, so while taking care of him he could also prevent him from suddenly attacking and hurting others.

"Grandpa, your resurrection is such a big thing, our Chen family must gather everyone."

Chen Meizi suddenly said to him: "Everyone in our family will be here by then, so you should be very happy."

"Oh?"

Has that shabby little house now grown into a large and prosperous place?

Chen Zhu couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "Who else is there in our family?"

"Oh, not much." Chen Zhu was not surprised by Chen Meizi's words. After all, there were only five generations including him, so it was normal that there were not many.

"Besides me and my grandfather, you also have a great-great-granddaughter."

Chen Zhu waited for what happened next.

But he waited for a long time and did not hear Chen Meizi's remaining words.

"Gone?"

"Gone."

"Bastard!"

Chen Zhu was so angry that he was shaking: "What's going on? From my generation to yours, including this half-dead person like me, there are only four of you left?"

"Grandpa, you don't know."

Chen Meizi sighed, "Our Chen family has been loyal and brave for generations. We have suffered too many losses, either because of the war or because of the increasingly rampant zombies and ghosts."

"You had three children, all of whom died on the battlefield. The rest of your lineage also disappeared in the chaos. My grandfather had two children, but both died at the hands of zombies."

"When my father died, his corpse turned into a corpse, and it was my grandfather who burned it himself."

"Zombies are so rampant?" Chen Zhu couldn't believe it. "What happened in these years? Where is the Federation's heavy firepower? In my time, I would have just blown them up!"

"It's impossible to finish bombing, and it's useless."

Chen Meizi said helplessly: "Those ghosts know magic, and there is no solution to just a ghost wall. For this reason, grandpa went to the Five Thunder Sect to learn Taoism, and only after he inherited the sect leader did he come back to establish the Five Thunder Department."

"Our Chen family is still the loyal martyrs fighting on the front lines!"

"Have you found out what the reason is?"

When Chen Zhu asked, Chen Meizi shook his head.

"Back then, the life of the Taoist priest Lin Zhengying from Mount Mao was about to end. He failed to ascend to heaven, and somehow he opened the gate of hell."

"From then on, the world turned into purgatory."

Chen Meizi sighed: "He died easily, but he brought suffering to us, the younger generation."

"That's unreasonable!"

Chen Zhu cursed and swore. Only now did he realize that this was Lin Zhengying's world.

It’s just that there are too many parallel worlds, and this Lin Zhengying is a bad one.

"No wonder there are so many ghosts in the mountains."

Chen Zhu sighed: "But didn't you say you have an uncle? What about that generation?"

The latter looked slightly embarrassed: "My uncle was poisoned by the Internet at that time and found a husband, so he has no offspring."

"Breathe... take a deep breath..."

Chen Zhu suppressed his anger and said, "Forget it. Find me a room. I'll take a shower first. Then prepare two sets of clothes for me. They must be XL."

He needs to buy bigger clothes, and since he is skinny, a size up would just improve his figure.

He smelled of mold and his clothes were tattered.

The guy who sold him the shroud was so dishonest. He specifically targeted old people like him.

"Ah? Zombies also need to take a bath?"

"Can't zombies take showers?"

This... is so weird.

Chen Meizi had no choice but to do as he was told.

Soon after, Chen Zhu rinsed his body with water.

The moldy threads were washed away bit by bit, revealing the dry, hard skin as cowhide.

No wonder it’s difficult to move. Strictly speaking, I can’t move at all.

But with the hot water, a layer of oil gradually floated out of the bathtub, and Chen Zhu's skin and body softened a lot.

Wash yourself in front of him and put on suitable clothes.

"Go and help me prepare some materials."

He started giving orders without stopping, several of the ingredients being precious Chinese medicines.

There are plenty of ginseng, deer antlers, horsewhips, etc.

No matter how you look at it, it looks like a pot of nourishing soup. Is grandpa hungry?

Chen Meizi couldn't resist and went out to buy all the ingredients.

When he saw that the money was not enough, he exchanged the small yellow croaker given by his grandfather for the money.

Enough money.

Just enough, this deal is a loss again, rough.

"What do you want these things for?" Chen Meizi was still puzzled, but Chen Zhu ignored him, put these things into the bathtub, then took out the hot water and threw it back in, using the bathtub as a pot.

cook!
He boiled the bathtub until it started to boil, and then Chen Zhu dived in.

"Fuck!"

Chen Meizi opened his mouth wide, but he still hadn't taken off the hot air balloon. Wasn't he afraid of electric shock?

In fact, Chen Zhu had been electrocuted, but what he wanted was the electric current.

Electric ions are also a kind of great way. Strictly speaking, they belong to the wind of the four elements and have the same origin as the Zhen Dao of the way of generating yang energy.

But the vibration is yang, while ions are yin, which is most suitable for zombies.

This is also why zombies are afraid of thunder.

This electricity is considered a landmine.

As this big pot is full of treasures that can promote blood circulation, remove blood stasis and replenish vital energy, Chen Zhu has hope of recovering some of his condition.

Under Chen Meizi's eyes, Chen Zhu's body was actually slowly becoming shiny, no longer dry and dark.

The blood clots were dispersed by electricity, the pigments were removed by electricity, and even red hair grew.

Red hair?

Chen Zhu was shocked. He wanted to get out but couldn't.

Being electrocuted.

He had no choice but to start fluttering around and then complete the evolution.

Successfully evolved from a hairy zombie into a red zombie.

Chen Zhu and Chen Meizi had learned before that the zombie levels in this world are:

White zombies, black zombies, jumping zombies, flying zombies, Ba, roar!
Among them, white zombies and black zombies are both hairy zombies, with long white or black hair growing on their bodies.

Chen Zhu was also a hairy zombie at this time, but because he had taken so many "qi and blood replenishing" supplements, he successfully became an alternative, a red-haired monster.

The hair grew out, and Chen Zhu kicked away the hot dog, his face full of frustration.

Failed.

Not only did the body not become more flexible, but it became even more rigid.

If it gets any stiffer, you'll be able to walk only by jumping, which is the so-called jumping stiffness.

From Chen Meizi's perspective, Chen Zhu was extremely awesome at this moment.

Grandpa is so awesome.

Grandpa just took a bath and upgraded himself after some operation.

The red-haired zombie is an outlier among zombies. It is capable of competing with the jumping zombies. It can walk sideways even in the suburbs and is not afraid of those things.

"Don't make noise, I'm annoyed."

Chen Zhu scolded Chen Meizi and went to buy a razor, intending to shave off the red hairs.

But he was wrong.

The clippers got stuck directly on the red hair and couldn't cut it at all.

His unfortunate great-grandson said that the red hair of the red-haired zombie is very useful. It can defend against physical attacks as well as magical attacks.

Especially when Chen Zhu moved, static electricity accumulated and even began to emit a little electric light.

电？
Thunder and lightning?

An idea occurred to him: "Great-great-grandson, does the Five Thunder Sect have Yin Five Thunders? Why don't you give it to Grandpa to try and see if it works?"

……

Yin Wu Lei is not a trivial matter after all, and he needs to consult the leader of the Wu Lei Sect, that is, Chen Shunde.

The main thing was that his identity was needed to enter the safe, but Chen Shunde had gone to pick up his granddaughter.

"My sister's luck hasn't been very good lately, and grandpa just happened to be going to see if there's any chance of saving our ancestral grave, so we'll come back together tonight."

"What, you still want to bury me back?"

Chen Zhu retorted unhappily: "I think this kid deserves a beating."

But in the evening, he finally met his great-great-granddaughter, and the family sat around the dining table, looking very happy.

Chen Zhu pinched the clothes with one hand and forcibly stopped Sun Jing's increasingly loud mouth.

What a coincidence!
Chen Shunde’s granddaughter, Chen Zhu’s descendant, happens to be Sun Jing.

I can only say that the cause and effect of fate are amazing.

"If you do that again, I'll block your mouth again."

Under Chen Zhu's intimidation, Sun Jing stopped screaming.

But she grabbed the corner of Chen Shunde's clothes tightly, and she recognized at a glance that the red-haired monster was the zombie from before.

The face would not change, especially since the hair on the face was braided into small braids and did not cover the features.

(End of this chapter)