Douluo: Wuhun Dragon Roar Spear, I, the Lord of the North

Chapter 169: The miserable Tang San and his six companions, Bibi Dong’s ultimate love brain! (4000 words long chapter)
"You and your Spirit Hall are bullying the weak and the small. Do you really think you have the final say over the entire continent?" Seeing that Ju Douluo was about to attack them, Tang San could only threaten the Spirit Hall with righteousness.

Then he looked at Ning Fengzhi and Xue Qinghe and shouted, "Uncle Ning, Your Highness, are you planning to stand by and watch the evil deeds of the Spirit Hall?"

Hearing this, Ning Fengzhi and Xue Qinghe remained silent, and glanced at Tang San with a look of concern for the mentally retarded.

"Haha, you are worthy of being Tang Hao's son. It turns out that the one who swings the hammer has no brains at all." Ju Douluo looked at Tang San with disdain, "Not only did you offend the Pope, you also slandered the reputation of my Spirit Hall. Just a slap in the face is not enough to make you remember it."

As soon as he finished speaking, a powerful pressure directly crushed the six Shrek people led by Tang San. With a bang, they all fell to their knees.

"Someone, come and teach them the rules of my Spirit Hall."

Then, the guards at the side quickly came to the front of the six Shrek people, held their heads, and were about to knock them to the ground.

"Wait." Yu Xiaogang put his hands behind his back, walked out with his head held high, and looked at Bibi Dong from afar, "Your Holiness, please release the Shrek people and my disciple Tang San."

After he finished speaking, all the members of the Spirit Hall stared at Yu Xiaogang with anger, thinking that he was another idiot who challenged the authority of their Pope.

Seeing this, Yu Xiaogang snorted disdainfully, "As an elder of the Spirit Hall, I think I should have this right."

Seeing this, Ju Douluo was in a dilemma. Yu Xiaogang was Bibi Dong's old lover, so he didn't dare to act rashly.

At this time, Dugu Bo, who was planning to stir up trouble, immediately stood up and said casually, "Chrysanthemum Pass, someone is so bold as to pretend to be an elder of the Spirit Hall and contradict your pope. Are you not going to do anything about it?"

Upon hearing this, the spirit masters of the Spirit Hall were immediately furious and shouted in anger to execute Yu Xiaogang, a useless level 29 spirit master who dared to impersonate an elder.

Yue Guan, who was in a dilemma, glared at Dugu Bo. It was not up to him to decide whether Yu Xiaoang was pretending to be someone else or not. He could only turn his head and look at Bibi Dong, waiting for her decision.

Seeing Yu Xiaogang's refusal to give up, Bibi Dong felt helpless and said, "Come here, Elder Yu is a little confused, take him down to rest."

After he finished speaking, everyone was shocked. They didn't expect that Yu Xiaogang was really the elder of the Spirit Hall. Dugu Bo sneered and said, "Bibi Dong, you really always protect your old lover Yu Xiaogang."

Then, two guards held up the struggling Yu Xiaoang, covered his mouth and walked towards the lounge.

As for Tang San and the others, they continued to learn the "rules". The guards held their heads, aimed them in the direction of Bibi Dong, and slammed them hard on the floor.

"Bang bang bang!"

Three extremely crisp kowtow sounds echoed throughout the huge square. The guards' force was so great that Tang San and the others suffered bloody heads and saw stars.

But this was not the end yet. At Ju Douluo's order, six guards swung their arms and slapped the Shrek people in the face.

"Clap clap clap!"

After several consecutive beatings, Tang San and the others' faces were swollen like pigs' heads, with blood splattering everywhere.

Liu Yanyang, who had foresight and led Tianshui College away from Tang San and others, was watching Tang San, who was beaten so badly that even his mother didn't recognize him, with relish. He shook his head with emotion, "Brain is a good thing."

Not long after.

As the Shrek people fainted, Ju Douluo signaled the guards to stop and then threw Tang San and others to the ground at random.

Then, Ju Douluo turned his head and looked at Bibi Dong, waiting for her next instruction.

Seeing this, Bibi Dong nodded slightly and said calmly, "I'd like to trouble Sect Master Ning to wake them up. I have something else to say."

Hearing Bibi Dong's commanding tone, Ning Fengzhi felt helpless and immediately summoned the Eight Treasures Glazed Pagoda spirit. Colorful light immediately fell into the bodies of Tang San and the other six.

Soon, the six people's injuries began to recover and their consciousness gradually became clear. Tang San no longer had his previous arrogance and lay on the ground with a dazed look in his eyes. He couldn't understand why, apart from Yu Xiaogang, no one was willing to stand up and accuse the Spirit Hall?
Seeing this, Bibi Dong ignored it and looked at the other contestants, saying calmly, "I see hope in you. In front of the Pope's Palace, I hope to see all of your talents and strengths. The final winner will receive the greatest reward from the Spirit Hall."

After she finished speaking, Bibi Dong waved the scepter in her hand lightly, and three soul bones emitting strange light floated in the air.

In an instant, everyone's attention was drawn there, even Tang San, who was lying on the ground with no desire to live, was staring at the three spirit bones with a burning gaze, with a hint of greed in his eyes.

At this time, Ghost Douluo Guimei, who was behind Bibi Dong, came out and said in a low voice, "The three soul bones are the wisdom skull of spiritual concentration, the flaming right arm of explosion and burning, and the left leg of chasing the wind that moves forward rapidly."

"These three soul bones all come from ten thousand year old soul beasts. Among them, the wisdom skull with concentrated spirit comes from a holy magic ape that is more than fifty thousand years old. It was obtained by the previous pope who killed it himself. It is the best soul bone."

Afterwards, Bibi Dong took back the soul bone and glanced at Liu Yanyang. A trace of anger flashed in her eyes. She said calmly, "There can only be one winner, and the same is true for the champion. Therefore, these three soul bones belong to the final champion team."

"This morning we have the individual elimination rounds. Each team will have seven players. The last team standing on the competition field will directly advance to tomorrow's championship competition."

"The remaining two losing teams will compete for another spot in the finals in a team competition this afternoon. You can now send your first student to the stage."

After saying that, Bibi Dong turned around and walked to the large gilded chair in the middle behind her and sat down. Ning Fengzhi and others followed closely behind her and sat on both sides.

The opening ceremony of the finals officially ended, and the three teams returned to their respective viewing stands and began to discuss the order of appearance.

"Brother-in-law, sister, I want to be the first to go on stage." Shui Yue'er said coquettishly while holding Shui Bing'er's arm. The individual elimination competition is her strong point.

"Ouch!"

Shuiyueer cried out in pain after a blow to the head, then pursed her lips and looked at Liu Yanyang, the culprit, with a resentful look on her face.

Seeing this, Liu Yanyang laughed and said, "Shrek will just admit defeat and give up the elimination round. Sister Yanzi will probably follow suit to defeat in order to deal with Shrek Academy."

Hearing this, Shui Yue'er looked incredulous and said, "We are going to enter tomorrow's championship game so easily?"

Liu Yanyang nodded slightly and said jokingly, "Just stay here, Xiaoyueer. There is no such thing as an individual elimination match."

Shui Yueer was immediately furious and said with a sad face, "It's all Shrek Academy's fault. My individual elimination match, wuwuwu~"

This appearance made Xuewu and the others giggle, and they joked, "Seventh girl is so pitiful, come into the arms of your sisters, we will comfort you." The relaxed and cheerful atmosphere and laughter of Tianshui College immediately attracted everyone's attention.

Bibi Dong, who was sitting firmly on the high platform, had a flash of anger in her eyes, and her hand holding the scepter tightened a little.

Tang San, who was standing on the Shrek Academy viewing platform, saw Liu Yanyang, who was relaxed and smiling, and could not help but snorted, "Just wait, there will be a day for you to cry on the stage."

Then, he turned his head and looked at Yu Xiaogang who was doubting his life and asked, "Teacher, how should we arrange the order of our appearance, or..."

Hearing this, Yu Xiaogang came back to his senses, looked at the Shrek Seven Devils, and said softly, "Tianshui College and Tiandou Royal College have a very good personal relationship. We will definitely be targeted by them. It is not shameful to admit defeat temporarily. Besides, it is the most favorable result for us."

After he finished speaking, Tang San and the others looked at each other. They all agreed with Yu Xiaogang's statement that a little impatience would ruin a big plan, and they just needed to regain their face in the team competition when the time comes.

Not long after.

All three parties sent people to draw lots to decide which two parties would go into battle first.

"In the first match, Dugu Yan from Tiandou Royal Academy will face Jing Ling from Shrek Academy. Students from both teams, please be ready." The cardinal who served as the referee said loudly.

"Please wait a moment before starting the game."

Yu Xiaogang stood up from his seat, put his hands behind his back, and looked up at Bibi Dong on the podium.

The cardinal who was acting as the referee had an unhappy look on his face. If His Holiness Bibi Dong had not personally admitted that this piece of trash was the elder of the Spirit Hall, he would have definitely taught Yu Xiaogang a lesson.

Bibi Dong looked at Yu Xiaogang calmly and said calmly, "Elder Yu, please tell me your reasons."

Bibi Dong's gentle attitude made Yu Xiaogang, who was about to show off, a little overwhelmed. He then said loudly, "My reason is that Shrek is willing to give up the individual elimination match and voluntarily enter the loser's bracket finals this afternoon."

Bibi Dong nodded slightly and asked calmly, "Why?"

Hearing this, Yu Xiaogang put his hands behind his back, looked up at the Douluo Palace behind the Pope Palace, and said in a profound manner, "No reason. I think it is our right to admit defeat."

After he finished speaking, Yu Xiaogang seemed to feel that everyone was looking at him with "admiration", and then he raised his head a little higher again, enjoying this wonderful moment.

Looking at Yu Xiaogang who was already in ecstasy, Liu Yanyang shook his head with disdain, "Only a love-brained person like Bibi Dong can make you feel so fearless."

Bibi Dong did not disappoint. She slowly stood up and nodded to Yu Xiaogang, "You are right. This is your right."

"I'm sorry for asking such unnecessary questions, Elder Yu."

Hearing this, Yu Xiaogang nodded expressionlessly, but he was quite excited in his heart. Bibi Dong gave him so much face and allowed him to shine in front of so many powerful people.

Suddenly, Yu Xiaogang felt pain in his waist and turned his head to look. He saw Liu Erlong hugging his right arm into her soft and plump body. Then she looked up at Bibi Dong in a protesting manner, as if to say, this is hers.

Seeing this, Bibi Dong's eyes were briefly dazed, and the hand holding the scepter tightened involuntarily, then returned to normal, looked at the cardinal who was the referee, and said lightly, "Since Shrek Academy has decided to give up the morning game, then the individual elimination match will continue."

At this time, the leader of the Tiandou Royal Academy stood up, bowed to Bibi Dong, and said respectfully, "The Tianshui Academy team is very strong. We admit that we are no match for them. We are willing to compete with Shrek Academy for another spot in the finals this afternoon, so we will also give up the individual elimination round."

This dramatic scene caught everyone off guard. Tianshui College did not have to do anything and directly entered tomorrow's finals.

But compared to this scene, Bibi Dong's previous indulgent attitude towards Yu Xiaogang made everyone even more incomprehensible. Both Ju Douluo and Ghost Douluo's expressions changed slightly and then recovered instantly, as if they had no reaction to this.

Only Liu Yanyang, who had been observing the changes in the expressions of the two people, knew what Guimei and Yue Guan were thinking. When enough disappointments accumulated, the two would become completely disheartened.

Liu Yanyang felt a little sad about this. After so many years of following and loyalty, he was not as valued as a waste.

When it comes to the degree of being love-brained and ungrateful, Bibi Dong is unrivaled in the entire Douluo Continent, and no one can shake her position.

Slightly inferior is Xiao Wu, who originally transformed into a human to avenge her mother, but ended up accompanying a little punk and wandering around seeking death everywhere.

The little punk promised that he would only kill evil soul beasts and would not harm good soul beasts. However, he ended up killing all the soul beasts in the Sunset Forest that were over 5 years old.

Liu Erlong is no less capable than others. She is able to be a spiritual couple with Yu Xiaokang. Even someone with cerebellar atrophy cannot do such a thing.

Afterwards, the cardinal who served as the referee directly announced the end of the morning's individual elimination round. The Shrek Academy students did not stay for long and left quickly under the leadership of Yu Xiaogang.

Not long after.

After returning to the hotel, Yu Xiaogang called everyone to his room, and his wise eyes swept over the Shrek Seven Devils one by one, and then said calmly, "What do you think about the match against Tiandou Royal Academy this afternoon?"

Hearing this, Ma Hongjun, whose mind was still dizzy, spoke first, "With the Seven-in-One Fusion Technique, defeating the Tiandou Royal Academy is a piece of cake."

"Fatty, I think you've been beaten unconscious. The Seven-in-One Fusion Technique is a trump card used to deal with Tianshui College and Tiandou Royal College. When the time comes, let Tianshui College find the weakness of the Seven-in-One Fusion Technique. What shall we do for tomorrow's match?" Oscar on the side glared at Ma Hongjun speechlessly.

Hearing this, everyone nodded, agreeing with Oscar's point of view. However, without the Seven-in-One Fusion Technique, they might not be able to defeat the Tiandou Royal Academy, especially Ye Lingling's terrifying healing ability.

Then, there was a silence, and everyone was thinking about countermeasures.

Yu Xiaogang took a deep breath, then looked at Tang San firmly, "Xiao San, you can form a five-in-one fusion skill for the afternoon match, but..."

Before he finished speaking, Tang San interrupted him and said sincerely, "Teacher, this is a genius idea. This will make Tianshui College and Liu Yanyang relax their vigilance. After all, the Five-in-One Fusion Skill can hardly threaten him."

Hearing this, the Shrek Seven Devils looked at Yu Xiaogang with admiration in their eyes. He was finally reliable for once.

Yu Xiaogang, who originally wanted to tell Tang San that using multiple-in-one fusion skills continuously for a short period of time would bring great trauma to the body, gradually lost himself in this admiring gaze.

(End of this chapter)