Hong Kong Movies: You Hongxingzi, what the hell is the charity king?

「296」 (This chapter is free) "Fight Back to School" is released! (5k words)
ps: This chapter has a total of 5000 words. Since it contains a lot of movie plots, I might as well just give it away for free.

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Stanley Prison,

Soon, Zhu Tao was beaten to death by the angel of justice Ding Hai, and he could only breathe in but not out.

At this moment,
"stop!"

The righteous killer Officer Xiong came out.

"What's going on? What's going on?"

"You are so good, Ding Hai, you beat someone up again! Although I know you are doing the right thing, it is wrong to beat someone up in prison!"

"Go back and put yourself in solitary confinement for a day!"

Ding Hai put away his fist, looked at Zhu Tao who was almost beaten to death by him, nodded, and said seriously: "Indeed, although he was wrong, I did hit him a little too hard. I will go to solitary confinement."

Obviously, he was convinced by the verdict on Killer Xiong.

The three crabs from the Ding family looked up at the sky in silence, tears streaming down their faces.

Dad, do you know that this killer Xiong is killing people by borrowing a knife?

This is the nth time that he always takes advantage of you!

Fortunately, my dad was only put in solitary confinement for one day, which was considered a light punishment.

As for increasing the sentence?
Come on, Ding Hai is already serving a life sentence.

quickly,

The dying Zhu Tao was sent to the prison doctor.

Zhou Yuehan, Zhu Danny, Sang Rong and the others were all afraid to breathe. This prison is too cruel, isn't it? The boss came in and was knocked out. I don't know if he will die immediately.

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In a flash, another day passed.

Today is September 7th.

After several days of strong publicity,

"Fight Back to School" is finally released.

With "New World" as a foundation, many citizens are confident in the quality of "Fight Back to School".

The advertisements and trailers of "Fight Back to School" were very well done, especially the fact that Stephen Chow played the real-life version of the number one killer of the Flying Tigers, which was very interesting.

So, today, many citizens who had free time went to the cinema to watch "Fight Back to School"!
Among them, the places with the most people watching movies are Wong Tai Sin, Kowloon City, Wan Chai, and Central and Western District. Half of them go to watch "Fight Back to School" and the other half go to support Guan Zu.

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At ten o'clock in the morning, the premiere of "Fight Back to School" is about to begin.

Tsim Sha Tsui, the largest commercial complex in Hong Kong - Harbour City.

Golden Harvest Cinemas.

Chen Jiaju made an appointment with Amei and came here to watch a movie.

I bought the ticket and walked into the theater.

"Shouldn't, borrow mie..."

Chen Jiaju walked through an aisle filled with people, found his seat and just sat down.

After a quick glance,
The entire cinema, with more than 200 seats, was basically full.

"May, come and have some popcorn."

"Humph!"

Amy is angry.

why?

Because Chen Jiaju and Amei had agreed to go to Malaysia for vacation and had already boarded the plane, Raymond called Chen Jiaju back with a word, and Chen Jiaju also took Amei's passport away. When Chen Jiaju rushed back, the plane had already taken off, and Amei was detained and deported by Malaysia. Amei was so angry that she ran to the police station and scolded Chen Jiaju. There was also an embarrassing incident where Uncle Bill sat on the toilet and Amei stepped on him and scolded Chen Jiaju in the toilet next door. (Police Story 1)
Naturally, Chen Jiaju wanted to coax Ah Mei well, and just as "Fight Back to School" happened to be released, he coaxed her to watch the movie.

Soon, the movie "Fight Back to School" began.

The camera came to a barren mountain + old building (Flying Tigers training ground),

Zhou Xingxing made a series of gestures to his subordinates, and they were all confused: Do you understand?
Zhou Xingxing: "What are you doing? What are you doing here?"

Subordinate: “I don’t know!”

Zhou Xingxing: "Don't know?! I just said it very clearly. Everyone, disperse! Disperse!"

The subordinates scattered.

Zhou Xingxing skillfully rescued the hostage with a series of dazzling moves.

The exam is over.

The examiner came in.
Zhou Xingxing saluted: "Report, the mission has been completed."

The examiner scolded: "We want a commander, teamwork, not dictatorship, not Rambo."

Zhou Xingxing made a lot of excuses, but the examiner finally ignored him.

The examiner stamped Zhou Xingxing's transcript.

Zhou Xingxing covered the paper with his hands.

The examiner continued to stamp.

Zhou Xingxing covered the paper with his other hand as well.

The examiner was angry: "What are you doing?"

The stamp was directly placed on Zhou Xingxing’s face.

The examiner sneered: "I tell you, the stamp is the same kind of paint used to stamp pork, it can't be washed off."

Zhou Xingxing: “Ah?!”

Cry~~~
"Hahaha~~~~"

The entire theater was filled with laughter that shook the sky.

Ah Mei, who was originally angry, couldn't help laughing when she saw this. She grabbed Chen Jiaju's hand and said, "Jiaju, this Zhou Xingxing is so funny. He used his face to cover it, but it couldn't be washed off."

Chen Jiaju finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Ah Mei smile: "Ah Mei, you smiled, that's great."

May: “???”

His face suddenly turned cold.

"Humph!"

Chen Jiaju: “…………”

Slap yourself on the face, you're not allowed to talk too much!

I can only hope that Stephen Chow can be more powerful and the following plots will be funnier.

In just this short opening paragraph, Zhou Xingxing’s character is vividly presented to everyone—he can fight and kill, but his brain doesn’t seem to be enough and it’s a bit nonsensical.

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The camera turned.

Under the Union Jack of Hong Kong…

Huang Bingyao: "You are so young and handsome, turn around and show me. Don't be shy, come on! Come on!"

Zhou Xingxing was spinning around, Huang Bingyao was whistling, and Zhou Xingxing was so scared that he stepped back repeatedly.

Huang Bingyao said obscenely: "I can't help myself. I'm so sorry. Do you want a promotion?"

Zhou Xingxing: "I want to! But I won't sell my chastity, sir!"

Huang Bingyao: "Who wants your...your youth."

Zhou Xingxing: "Youth... is equally important, sir!"

"Hahaha~~~~~"

The entire theater was filled with laughter again.

Everyone was amused by this clip.

Ah Mei couldn't help laughing again, then she saw Chen Jiaju looking at her with a smirk on his face, and then she snorted and turned her head away.

However, her anger had almost subsided because she knew that Chen Jiaju was just such a careless person and did not really not love her.

Next, the movie continues...

Huang Bingyao: "Okay! Listen to me. This is what happened..."

Huang Bingyao: "I have had that gun for more than 30 years, but I have never fired it. I just use it to scratch an itch sometimes. Oh! It makes my back itch. Come on, scratch it for me. (Turning around)"

Zhou Xingxing: "Is it the back?"

Tickle Huang Bingyao.

Then we talked about the police guns in schools.

Zhou Xingxing: "Don't worry, sir! I will turn the whole school upside down until I help you find the lost gun."

Huang Bingyao: "Ah! Why would I look for you if I can find you out? Now I want you to sneak into that school."

Zhou Xingxing: "Sir, I don't have much confidence in teaching."

Huang Bingyao: "Teaching? With your clear and foolish eyes, you are not qualified. Just be a student..."

Zhou Xingxing retreated tactically: "Wow, Director, how can you say such cold words with your 37-degree mouth?"

"Hahaha~~~~~"

In the theater, the whole audience laughed again.

Ah Mei laughed and patted Chen Jiaju's arm wildly: "Kaju, they are so funny~~~"

Huang Bingyao: "So, you go and pretend to be a student..."

Zhou Xingxing exclaimed, "You want me to pretend to be a student? Sir, what you are doing is like taking me to a volcano full of poisonous snakes and ferocious beasts. You ignore my cries and wails, and mercilessly push my feet into the red-hot lava. How can you bear to do this?"

Finally, Zhou Xingxing accepted the task with a frustrated look on his face.

until this time,

Ding ding ding~~~~~The four characters "Fight Back to School" appeared on the big screen in the theater.

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Soon, the camera turned to the school.

Zhou Xingxing felt like he was stepping into hell, and walked into the school with the letter of introduction in his hand helplessly.

"Zhou Xingxing, right?"

The teacher took him into the school.

On campus, the physical education teacher was scolding the students who were late, and all the students were squatting.

"Look at you guys, do you still dare to be late?!"

Wang Xiaogui raised his head, but was immediately pushed back by the teacher, "What are you looking at?"

When Zhou Xingxing saw this scene, he was terrified.

In the corridor, Zhou Xingxing accidentally saw a long list of school rules.

...

Office of the Dean of Students,
"Zhou Xingxing, I'm the dean of discipline of this school, Lin Zuodong... I can't tolerate any bad apples. If you don't know the rules, I'll kick you out of the school, do you understand?"

Zhou Xingxing stood at attention and saluted: "Understood, sir!"

Lin Zuodong: "Hmph, take care of yourself. Take him away."

…In the classroom, Zhou Xingxing sat absent-mindedly, not paying attention to the class.

The biology teacher was lecturing: "Around 1987, there was an observation over Antarctica..."

Zhou Xingxing’s thoughts drifted further and further away, and he began to become dazed.

...

Chinese History Course,
Huang Xiaogui raised his hand and asked, "Teacher Zheng, what exactly does 'sneak peek' mean?"

The Chinese history teacher explained: "'Undercover' is what we now call an undercover agent, commonly known as a 'traitor'. This kind of person must be castrated."

Zhou Xingxing asked: "Castration?!"

Mr. Nakashi smiled and said, "Just cut off joejoe."

Zhou Xingxing was shocked: "How much do you want to cut?"

Mr. Nakashi: "That depends on how much you have."

Zhou Xingxing was gesturing with a ruler... Huang Xiaogui pointed a pair of scissors towards him... Click~~~ Zhou Xingxing was startled.

All the movie audience: “Hahaha~~~~~~~”

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Chemistry class,
The forgetful chemistry teacher: "Oh! I brought the wrong book again. I have such a bad memory. I turned on the gas and forgot to turn it off. I have such a bad memory!"

Chemistry teacher: "What's your name?"

Zhou Xingxing: "Zhou Xingxing!"

Chemistry teacher: "What about you?"

Yellow Turtle: "Yellow Turtle!"

Chemistry teacher: "What's the name of this student?"

Zhou Xingxing replied helplessly: "Zhou Xingxing!"

Not long after...

Boom~~~~~~
The classroom exploded.

All the movie audience: “Hahaha~~~~~~~”

Laughing crazy!
Ah Mei hugged Chen Jiaju's arm, covered her stomach and laughed, "Jiaju, this person is really funny."

Chen Jiaju breathed a sigh of relief. Now he should not be angry anymore.

Zhou Xingxing?
Perhaps he could use Zu Ge's connections to invite Zhou Xingxing to dinner.

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In the movie, the plot continues.

At noon, Zhou Xingxing was like a walking corpse, preparing to leave the school, as if he had turned this place into hell.

Cao Dahua holds Zhou Xingxing
Cao Dahua: "Hey, come back, come back, come back. You come back first!"

Zhou Xingxing was pulled by Cao Dahua and stepped on Cao Dahua.

Cao Dahua: "Please come down first."

Zhou Xingxing: "What are you doing? Who are you? What does it have to do with you?"

Cao Dahua: "Please come down first."

Zhou Xingxing: "Why did you pull me down?"

Cao Dahua: "You are standing on my belly now."

"Hahaha~~~"

Inside the theater, the audience burst into laughter again.

"quite funny!"

“This movie is so fun!”

The movie has only been going on for less than 20 minutes, but it's already full of laughs, it's incredible.

Cao Dahua grabbed Zhou Xingxing and said, "Hey, don't leave. We are family. We have a password."

Zhou Xingxing: "Password?!"

Cao Dahua came closer: "Chicken, turtle, bone, roll, soup."

Zhou Xingxing: "You call this a password?!"

When the movie audience saw Cao Dahua, they talked about it.

"According to the movie promotion, Cao Dahua is also played by a real policeman..."

"Yes, it's played by real people."

"incredible."

"This movie is full of police content!"

Next, Zhou Xingxing tried to escape from school, but encountered various obstacles and misunderstandings. Finally, Zhou Xingxing met the beautiful teacher in charge of tutoring, Teacher Wang (played by Azhen in "God of Gamblers").

Because there is only one beautiful actress under Guan Zu's label - Azhen, who is Chen Daozi's ex-girlfriend.

Just remove Azhen.

Ah Zhen is undoubtedly very beautiful when she appears on the big screen, wearing a white shirt, black jacket and black-framed glasses.

Very stunning.

"Isn't this the Go teacher from New World?"

"so beautiful!"

In the movie,
Teacher Wang asked with concern: "Are you okay?"

Zhou Xingxing: "I feel very uncomfortable and I want to go home. Please move aside and let me pass."

Teacher Wang: "You are pretending to be sick. I am Teacher Wang. Although I don't teach your class, I am responsible for the tutoring of your class. Go back to the classroom now. If you have any questions, come to me at any time. Be good."

At this point in the movie, the audience can tell that this person should be the heroine.

The next plot is that Huang Xiaogui was blackmailed, and then Cao Dahua and Zhou Xingxing exchanged codes and recognized each other. Then, under Cao Dahua's guidance, he got to know the school bullies Bijiashan Four Tigers + Big Brother, and then met the young and dangerous Da Fei.

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The movie camera changes to an office.

The younger brother laughed flatteringly: "Boss!"

Da Fei threw something at him: "You loser, you always come up with bad ideas. Now you are being chased for debts and being nailed. If you want to be a fan, then be a fan. Why are you smuggling arms?"

Younger brother: "Well, what you said, there is money to be made from arms in the war in Iraq!"

Da Fei: "Then you persuade me. Now I don't know what to do with these AK47s. You said that pistols can be used for robbery... Do you know that loan sharks are threatening me? Pay me back quickly!"

Audience: “Hahaha~~~~~~”

It's so funny that he is afraid of loan sharks even though he has a gun.

Then Johnny came,

Johnny: "Yeah, I found a good thing a few days ago. Do you think it's suitable for use?"

He took out a gun from his bag, wrapped in paper.

Da Fei took it out and threw it away in shock, "Police gun?"

Police guns appeared.

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The next plot is that Cao Dahua burns incense and worships the tablet at home.

Zhou Xingxing: "How many partners do you say you have?"

Cao Dahua: “Nine!”

Zhou Xingxing: "There are ten tablets?"

Cao Dahua: "Of course I have to prepare one and a half more. I have to prepare one and a half more of these things, just to see which one will be unlucky enough to get stuck here. This way, whether it is practical or not, it is just for emergency use. Do you mind?"

Zhou Xingxing was angry: "What do you mind? What are you talking about?"

Cao Dahua: "Don't understand? It doesn't matter if you don't understand. Alas, dying young is really..."

Zhou Xingxing stood up angrily.

The cinema was once again plunged into a sea of ​​joy.

"Hahaha~~~~"

“It’s so funny!”

“This movie is so funny!”

Next, it’s the daily school life and the process of finding the gun.

Then came the history test and a hilarious cheating session, in the end the student was caught red-handed by the teacher, and the entire theater was plunged into a sea of ​​joy.

Zhou Xingxing taught the Four Tigers of Bijia Mountain a lesson and became the new boss of the school.

Teacher Wang helped Zhou Xingxing with his homework for free, and his grades gradually improved.

Then Zhou Xingxing went to Huang Xiaogui's mansion to help him with his homework. After seeing that Huang Xiaogui had no respect for his grandmother, Zhou Xingxing taught his grandmother how to fix Huang Xiaogui using a stainless steel plate with forehand, backhand and both hands.

"Hahaha~~~~"

There was constant laughter in the theater.

"This Zhou Xingxing is so funny."

"Is Mr. Zhou also so funny?"

“It’s so funny haha~~~”

Next, the plot is:

Teacher Wang led the students to plan the activities for the open day and proposed to rehearse the fairy tale "Snow Girl and Her Seven Friends". Zhou Xingxing asked for everyone's opinions and everyone said they wanted to play a shooting game.

Da Fei came to cause trouble for Zhou Xingxing, and Teacher Wang's relationship with Zhou Xingxing progressed. In the end, he found out that Zhou Xingxing was an undercover agent and became very angry.

In the police station, Chief Huang was so angry that he wanted to smash Zhou Xingxing's head with an iron sand palm, and gave him a month to complete the task.

Not long after, Da Fei sent people to chop Zhou Xingxing and Huang Xiaogui. Then Zhou Xingxing, who was fighting, was handcuffed by Huang Sir and taken to the men's restroom of the police station and hung up. Teacher Wang rushed in and rescued him.

Teacher Wang was about to say that Zhou Xingxing was an undercover agent, but Zhou Xingxing kissed her on the mouth first. The police chief appeared with Cao Dahua and rescued Zhou Xingxing again. In the office, the police chief clamped Zhou Xingxing's neck with his deadly scissors.

At Cao Dahua's house, Zhou Xingxing rubbed the medicated wine on his waist, while Cao Dahua smoked a bamboo stick and was able to blow out smoke. Zhou Xingxing couldn't make smoke out of the bamboo stick no matter how hard he tried, so he poured the medicated wine into it. Cao Dahua was still able to smoke out the smoke, but he felt that the taste had changed.

"Hahaha~~~~"

Cao Dahua revealed the information about Dafei and a large amount of arms. Zhou Xingxing and Cao Dahua came to a parking lot, found the guns, and then Zhou Xingxing drove the truck and sped away.

Cao Dahua remained where he was, shouting in confusion:
"Hey, I haven't gotten on the bus yet~~~"

The entire audience burst into laughter again.

"Hahaha~~~"

“It’s so funny!”

Amei had even forgotten about being angry and was holding Chen Jiaju's hand as they watched the movie seriously.

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ps: The content of the movie is really too much, so I just provide free chapters, please don’t mind.

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