Super God: I, who cultivates immortality every day, join the chat group

Chapter 482: The Surrendered Minister, Naruto’s Childhood
Chat group.

Shizu Jiangchen: "Oh, although I don't quite understand, I seem to understand a little bit. Anyway, the bad commander here is not dead."

Li Chungang: "Gangzi is too weak. It seems that the newcomers are already dead."

Bad Commander: "..."

Ye Fan: "Haha, eat melon!"

Jiuzhou's No. 1 Golden Elixir: "Hehe, same, same."

Qian Renxue: "Tsk tsk."

Iron Man: "Ditto!"

Morax: "This is fate!"

Sect Master Yun Yun: "So terrifying!"

Buliang Shuai: "Jiangchen, where is your timeline at? What stage is it at? What is the current situation?"

Yuan Tiangang can be considered an old father. Although Li Xingyun is not the Li Xingyun of his own world, he still cares about him very much and is always unable to control himself and cannot help himself.

Corpse Ancestor Jiang Chen: "Uh... I'm not too sure, Marshal, you know, I'm a free-spirited person who likes to dissect and control corpses, and I don't pay attention to what's happening outside.

But according to my understanding, Li Siyuan from Tongwenguan joined forces with foreign tribes to invade the Central Plains, and massacred the people of Taiyuan in his capacity as regent. In order to protect the common people, Li Xingyun was courageous enough to go to Li Siyuan's base camp alone, where he was imprisoned and then killed. In fact, his death was faked.

Although it was a fake death, his heart was severely damaged and he wouldn't live long. Hou Qing just notified me to go over and help with a heart transplant.

Marshal, you died to make Li Xingyun face reality, so according to the plan, I took out your heart and used it at this time. "

As one of the four corpse ancestors, Jiang Chen has a casual and unorthodox personality, but he still respects Yuan Tiangang very much.

Bad Commander: "Is that so?"

Yuan Tiangang couldn't help but sigh. Although he knew the script, it felt different when it came from the mouth of the surrendered minister.

Li Xingyun is too naive, and is unwilling to shoulder the responsibilities of being a descendant of the Tang Dynasty royal family. As the legitimate heir, how could the world allow him to do as he pleases? It is simply impossible for him to live freely in the world and have a romantic relationship.

His bloodline and identity are destined to cause him to live a restless life!
Unless, death! Then with the death of the last heir, the Tang Dynasty would really be over.

Ye Fan: "As for Li Xingyun, you can't say he is stupid and wrong about everything. People are just like that and don't want to be arranged for a good life.

Just because he gave himself to Li Siyuan for the sake of the people, he was a hero."

Xu Yi: "That's right. After all, people are constantly growing and their cognition is constantly changing."

Li Chungang: “I agree!”

The First Golden Elixir of Kyushu: "Man!"

Shizu Jiangchen: "So, the people in this group are from different worlds, are they very powerful, more powerful than the Marshal?"

The surrendered minister was very curious, it all seemed like a dream.

Bad Guy: "There are too many people who are better than me, so I should be more low-key."

Shizu Jiangchen: "Really? Oh my god, what an honor."

Buliang Shuai: "Group leader, I would like to ask for your help. I want to go to Jiang Chen's world to see Li Xingyun at this time."

Xu Yi: "No problem, remember to broadcast it live so that everyone can watch it together."

Bad Commander: "Okay."

Buliang Shuai wanted to see what the world would be like without him. Was it the expected chaos in the world, with people living in misery, and Li Xingyun? He still felt very sorry for this emperor who was unwilling to achieve anything.

Shizu Jiangchen: "You are coming, Marshal."

Bad Commander: "Well, take a look by the way."

Shizu Jiangchen: "I just cremated you and you come back again. I've never seen such a thing before."

The funeral of the Bad Commander was handled by Jiang Chen. In fact, Jiang Chen was good at puppetry, and the body of the Bad Commander was a very good material. But for the sake of a little respect in her heart, she respected reason and overcame desire, took out the heart, then burned the Bad Commander and scattered the ashes into the sea.

Bad Commander: "..."

Ye Fan: "Although I have never met Jiang Chen, he must be a very interesting person."

Shizu Jiangchen: "Thank you for the compliment."

Jiuzhou No. 1 Golden Elixir: "There are three newcomers, why don't you say anything? Come out and show up, let's get to know each other."

Shen Jianxin: "Ahem, hello everyone. Although I am also confused, I am still very happy to meet you all. I am Shen Jianxin, the last disciple of Chunyang Palace, and I aspire to become a great hero."

Ye Fan: "The last disciple. Sure!"

Shen Jianxin: "It's okay, it's okay."

In the derivative dimension of Jianwang, Shen Jianxin, who was dozing off at the gate of Chunyang Palace, had an awkward smile.

When I first entered Chunyang Palace, I thought I could finally learn some skills, and then go out into the world to help the weak and fight against the strong, and become a great hero, respected by everyone.

But the recruitment department of Chunyang Palace is so deceptive, it's all tricks. They say he is the last disciple, and he really is the last disciple.

He is the one who specifically guards the gate. Shen Jianxin once wanted to quit Chunyang Palace, but it is not easy to find a job in this era.

Moreover, if he leaves the sect, he will have to pay a penalty, which he cannot afford.

Although the Jianwang plane is a martial arts plane in online games, the entire world elements are integrated with modern memes, and almost everything is shameless and has no bottom line. It is not surprising to encounter anything here.

Uncle Jiu: "My fellow Taoists, I am honored."

A house near Renjia Town during the Republic of China period.

A Taoist priest with straight eyebrows and wearing an apricot blossom robe and holding a peach wood sword was performing a ritual to exorcise evil spirits for someone. The surrounding area was filled with yellow paper.

Uncle Jiu was performing a ritual while scattering paper, while his two apprentices Wenbai and Qiusheng were performing an unusual dance that looked very strange.

Uncle Jiu is an orthodox Taoist priest from Mount Mao, specializing in catching ghosts and zombies. He has a great reputation in the industry and his achievements are verifiable.

He still didn't quite understand the chat group for the time being, but as a practitioner, he had come across many strange things, so this kind of thing was not unacceptable.

Ye Fan: "Uncle Nine? This name sounds familiar! Is he the one who catches zombies?"

Ye Fan's Earth once had similar film and television works, including the series of zombie-catching movies starring Uncle Jiu, which were very popular at the time. They fully portrayed the weird and terrifying supernatural scenes, and also brought out the Maoshan Taoism to the fullest.

Uncle Jiu: "Zombies, I can catch them, but usually I perform rituals to ward off evil spirits."

Ye Fan: "Really, group leader, is it what we thought it was?"

Xu Yi: "Yes, it's the Uncle Nine you were thinking of."

Xu Yi also had a deep impression of Uncle Jiu.

In the movie, Uncle Jiu is a disciple of Maoshan. Although his Taoist skills are not very high, he can basically play high-end games. He is also upright and chivalrous. However, he is a little bit disappointing in teaching his disciples. His two disciples performed too poorly and did not learn the essence.

Uncle Jiu: "Daoist friend, do you know me?"

Uncle Jiu was curious and a little surprised.

Ye Fan: "That's very familiar. By the way, Uncle Jiu, is your Taoist ancestor, Yuanshi Tianzun, in the group?"

Uncle Jiu: "??? Yuanshi Tianzun?"

Yuanshi Tianzun: "??? I don't remember any younger generation with such a name."

Xu Yi: "Yuanshi Tianzun, that is a branch of your Xuanmen, and they worship the Three Pure Ones. They are not disciples or grandchildren, but they can be regarded as having some incense and worship."

Yuanshi Tianzun: "I see."

Uncle Jiu: "Is it really the Yuanshi Tianzun Patriarch?"

Uncle Jiu was very excited. It was such a great opportunity to meet the Three Pure Ones in this Dharma Ending Age. He was so worthy of this opportunity.

Ye Fan: "Guaranteed authenticity."

Uncle Jiu: "The Three Pure Ones are above, and the younger generation of Maoshan disciples pay their respects to the Master."

Because he was so emotional, Uncle Jiu, who was performing a ritual, knelt down with a face full of pious reverence.

I have to say that Uncle Jiu is still very honest. He kneels when he is told to do so.

Wencai and Qiusheng saw their master kneeling down, and although they didn't know what was going on, they also knelt down. Yuanshi Tianzun: "No need to be polite, we are not actually in the same world, but the fact that we can meet in the chat group shows that you are not an ordinary person, but a person of great opportunity."

The Corpse Ancestor surrendered: "My goodness, Sanqing Yuanshi Tianzun, am I dreaming?"

Bad Leader: "Calm down, it's no big deal."

Sun Wukong: "Hehe, that's right. It's not a big deal. Why don't you recognize me, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven?"

The corpse ancestor surrendered: "The Great Sage Equaling Heaven? Who is that?"

The novel Journey to the West was produced in the Ming Dynasty. Although there have been legends of gods and monsters in every dynasty, and the prototype of Sun Wukong is even earlier than the Ming Dynasty, the Monkey King was not known in the Tang Dynasty, which was an era of surrendered ministers.

Sun Wukong: "..."

Yuanshi Tianzun: "Ahem,"

Ye Fan: "Look, Brother Monkey, this is the signboard. You still need to calm down."

Jiuzhou's No. 1 Golden Elixir: "I can imagine the Great Sage's expression."

Feng Baobao: "She should be unhappy."

Qian Renxue: "Yeah."

King Bi Cang: "Haha, the Great Sage is defeated."

Little Huang Rong: "You can't laugh."

Gentleman Sword: "Ahem."

Li Lianhua: "Ahem."

Li Chungang: “It’s embarrassing.”

Uzumaki Naruto: "Big drop, oil!"

Ye Fan: "Who are you upstairs? What language do you speak? You look familiar."

The First Golden Elixir of Kyushu: "Newcomer!"

Uchiha Madara: "It's Naruto, the child of prophecy from my world. How interesting, there's another one."

Kaguya Otsutsuki: "Ashura?"

Uchiha Madara: "Yes, it is the reincarnation of Ashura, the child of destiny who defeated you with the seduction technique."

Kaguya Otsutsuki: "Seduction Technique!"

Xu Yi: "Please watch the vcr!"

Xu Yi used the chat group editing function to generate the final scene of the Ninja World War, where the New Three Ninjas faced off against Kaguya Otsutsuki.

Uzumaki Naruto, who was in the Sentinel Six Paths Mode, used the Reverse Harem Technique, and a large group of handsome men with their key parts obscured by smoke appeared out of thin air. Seeing this scene, even Kaguya Ōtsutsuki blushed for a moment, not knowing what was going on.

It was this flaw that allowed Naruto and Sasuke to use the skills of the Six Paths Sage, the Six Paths Chibaku Tensei, to successfully seal Kaguya Otsutsuki.

The real ninjutsu that can save the world is not the Big Ball Rasengan, not the Chidori Style, not the fancy bloodline limit.

Instead, it is an upgraded version of the plain transformation technique, the harem technique.

The video ended, and the emotionless Kaguya Otsutsuki felt a sense of shame.

Ye Fan: "Hahaha, you are worthy of being the group leader. That's hilarious."

Uchiha Madara: "..., outrageous."

Kyushu's No. 1 Golden Pill: "Naruto is such a genius, this ninjutsu is so powerful. Even if I were hit by this move, I would not be able to control myself."

Qian Renxue: "Tsk, female hooligan."

King Bi Cang: "It's a bit shameful!"

Saint Li Susu: "Hmm."

Han Li: "I think this technique is unique and educational, and worth learning. It can catch the enemy off guard and deliver a decisive blow."

Wang Lin: "I admire you, I admire you, Fellow Daoist Han Li!"

Luo Feng: "This..."

Uzumaki Naruto: "????"

Naruto didn't understand why, but he thought the people in the video looked familiar.

Naruto's timeline is in his childhood, just before he goes to ninja school.

As the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, the incarnation of a demon fox, he had always been hostile and treated unfairly since he was a child, and was sometimes bullied by his peers.

But Naruto didn't care. Although he was angry, he still faced life positively.

Uchiha Madara: "Don't question it. You are lucky to have joined the chat group. At least you can change your destiny. Stop talking about the Will of Fire all day long."

Uzumaki Naruto: "The will of fire. The village chief said that wherever Konoha flies, the will of fire will continue."

Uchiha Madara: "Oh, yes, yes."

Uzumaki Naruto: "I'm hungry... I want to eat noodles."

Feng Baobao: "It's no big deal. I'll treat you to spicy noodles."

Uzumaki Naruto: "I just want to eat noodles, sister."

Feng Baobao: "Okay."

The generous Feng Baobao used the teleportation function to send Naruto a large box of instant noodles, spicy strips, chicken legs, and Coke and Happy Water.

……

Naruto World, Konoha Village.

In the room, instant noodles, milk, spicy strips, chicken legs and other foods appeared out of thin air in front of Naruto.

"Wow, that's amazing." Little Naruto looked at what was in front of him excitedly and found it incredible.

He thought he was dreaming, but he never imagined that all this was real.

Naruto, who had been hungry for a whole day, immediately tore open the instant noodles package and soaked two large bags of noodles, then tore open the chicken leg, took a big bite, his face full of satisfaction.

Naruto's identity as the son of the Fourth Generation has not been announced, but he lives in the house allocated to him by the Fourth Generation. It is not the original house of the Fourth Generation, but for an orphan, a small house is enough.

Then there are the living expenses. In fact, the commissions earned from the ninja missions completed by the Fourth Generation are enough for Naruto to squander his entire life, because the amount of money a ninja earns is far beyond what ordinary people can compare to.

However, Naruto is too young to control such a large amount of money. In addition, his identity is kept secret, so he is destined not to get the inheritance, and more of it will be used to build Konoha.

The fixed monthly living expenses are basically enough to cover daily life, with no extra expenses.

The reason why Naruto often drinks instant noodles with expired milk is because the price nearby is cheaper and he can save some money to buy his favorite items.

For example, ninja kunai, ninja mask...

Of course, Naruto, who is kind-hearted, has never thought about anything else. He thinks that as long as he grows up, everyone will recognize him as long as he becomes Hokage. He also silently moves in this direction, but he cannot get the desired result every time he tries.

At this moment, Naruto, who was eating instant noodles and gnawing on chicken legs, couldn't help crying. He didn't know why, looking at the lights of Konoha outside the window, but none of them belonged to him.

……

A parallel dimension of The Bad Guys, deep in the mountains and old forests.

The surrendered minister was stunned and looked at the Bad Leader who appeared out of nowhere in front of him. He was the same as he remembered, dressed in black and wearing a Rakshasa mask and a hat. Just standing there, he made people feel awe-inspiring. The aura of this Bad Leader in front of him was even more unfathomable.

The surrendered minister looked at the small mound in the distance, which was where the Bad Commander had been buried not long ago.

"Are you shocked?" Buliang Shuai spoke, his voice hoarse like the King of Hell.

"This defeated and defeated surrendered minister pays homage to the commander-in-chief!"

The surrendered minister immediately became intimidated. He knelt on one knee, bowed deeply, and trembled with fear.

(End of this chapter)