Super God: I, who cultivates immortality every day, join the chat group

Chat group.

Gao Yao: "Where the hell is this? I want to go home. This is such a crappy place!"

Gao Yao, who joined the chat group, complained wildly. Gao Yao came from the modern era and was a chef. He traveled to the Qin Dynasty for special reasons.

Gao Yao had a low level of education and had never read any novels, so he was quite confused about chat groups and time travel.

However, as a modern person, I still understand Penguin Chat Software, but I just don’t understand why the chat group screen is right in front of me, but other people seem to be unable to see it.

It was only after Gao Yao had stayed in ancient times for more than a month that he realized that the current emperor was Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng.

Although his cultural level was low, he was not so ignorant as to not even know the greatest emperor of all time.

Moreover, as a chef, I also hear guests chatting after drinking in the restaurant. Looking at the famous figures in ancient and modern times, Qin Shihuang is obviously a very famous one.

Generally speaking, ordinary people without knowledge and culture would starve to death within three days in ancient times, because without the help of the golden finger, ordinary people had no living conditions at all. In addition, the ancient dialects were different and they could not understand.

Gao Yao was lucky enough to put aside his pride and worked as a beggar for a while with a strong desire to survive. He met a kind-hearted restaurant owner and then inadvertently showed off his excellent cooking skills and a variety of cuisines. Only then did he settle down as a restaurant cook and no longer had to go out to beg for a living.

It’s just that there were no mobile phones or internet in ancient times, so it was extremely boring. Gao Yao often missed the past and modern food.

Because the cooking techniques in ancient times were low-end, especially during the Qin Dynasty, there were not many seasonings in the dishes and they tasted tasteless.

But as a chef, he has his own exclusive secret recipe. Although there were few ingredients in ancient times, the combination of just a little bit was enough to make the meals he made very delicious and easily impressed the ancient people.

"Xiaochuan, where are you? You brought me here, and you have to take me back. Now there's a chat group or something. It's really weird."

Gao Yao was holding the big pot and cooking braised pork while cursing.

Xiaochuan, also known as Yi Xiaochuan, is his modern sister's boyfriend. In fact, he is a playboy. His parents are both professors and experts in the history department, and his family is wealthy.

The reason why he traveled to ancient times was because of the trouble caused by Yi Xiaochuan. Gao Yao was sure that Yi Xiaochuan had also come.

But where in the world could he find one? He had no ability to survive at all. If he left the kitchen, even if he didn't starve to death, he would be bullied by some fierce refugees.
Living in a foreign land, separated for thousands of years, Gao Yao has only this one relative and fellow villager to rely on for warmth.

However, Gao Yao didn't know that it was this fellow villager who changed his fate drastically, causing him to lose the power of his lover and live for more than two thousand years before eventually dying tragically.

Ye Fan: "Hey, it sounds like the newcomer is a time traveler? Fellow countryman?"

Princess Huaiqing: "A time traveler?"

According to this setting, Xu Qian'an in his own world is also a time traveler.

Jiuzhou No. 1 Golden Elixir: "Things are becoming more and more interesting."

Qian Renxue: "Newcomer, where did you travel to?"

Gao Yao: "It seems that I came from the Qin Dynasty. The emperor here is called Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng. Don't you think it's ridiculous? How did a modern person like me end up here? Ah! How can I live? Do you know how I spent the past six months? There are only bad people here, always bullying me!"

Gao Yao seemed to have found an outlet to vent his feelings, and he poured out his heart and soul.

Although I don’t know the origin of the chat group, being able to chat can somewhat alleviate some of the loneliness.

Old Taoist Priest: "Qin Dynasty, isn't this the world of the First Emperor?"

Ying Zheng: "? Have you come to my world?"

Xu Yi: "No, it's just a parallel world. Although there is no extraordinary martial arts, the alchemy skills in this world are good, and they can actually make the elixir of immortality."

Ying Zheng: "Elixir of life? Haha, then I am definitely blessed in this world, group leader."

Xu Yi: "Ahem, Ying Zheng, the elixir of life has nothing to do with it. The Ying Zheng in this world is not lucky enough to eat the elixir of life."

Ying Zheng: “???”

Xu Yi knew that this was a world of "mythology", but after careful deduction, it did not seem simple, and it did not seem to be a simple historical world.

It is somewhat similar to the Qin Dynasty, but not entirely.

Ye Hei: "Gao Yao, you are a time traveler, which means you have good fortune. Don't you have a system or a golden finger?"

Gao Yao: "What system? Goldfinger? Do you mean cheating?"

Ye Fan: "Yes, because I am also a modern person, so we are fellow countrymen."

Gao Yao: "It would be nice if there was, but there really isn't. I almost starved to death after crossing over. I couldn't stand it anymore so I went to the street to steal steamed buns but was caught. Then I was caught and beaten up, and all my bones were broken.

Fortunately, I met a kind boss, and since I was a chef, I finally stopped being hungry. ”

Ye Fan: "You didn't learn martial arts or anything?"

Gao Yao: "You think it's a martial arts novel, where you can achieve great success after practicing for a few days and reach the pinnacle of life."

Ye Fan: "That's right, I thought it was too simple."

Gao Yao: "My biggest wish now is to go back to the modern times. The Qin Dynasty was not a place for human beings to live. There were no mobile phones or internet. Even the food was tasteless. It was almost like living in a barbarian era."

Ying Zheng: "Is the Qin Dynasty so bad? It can't be like the barbarians."

Ye Hei: "Brother Zheng, you have to understand Gao Yao. Comparing the modern living standards with the ancient ones, they are naturally different. And it was the Qin Dynasty, which was thousands of years ago. The food was indeed not as good as it is now."

Ying Zheng: "Okay."

Ye Hei: "But Gao Yao, you don't have to worry too much. It's easy to join the chat group and return to the modern era."

Gao Yao: "Really? I can really go back!"

Ye Hei: "Of course, but you have to understand the mechanism of the chat group first. It won't take long before you will understand it yourself."

Gojo Satoru: "Hello everyone!"

At this time, Gojo Satoru, the new member who just joined, greeted him.

Gojo Satoru comes from a world of sorcery with a cherry blossom background. He is a top sorcerer and invincible among modern sorcerers. He can be said to be the ceiling. However, the ending is a bit tragic and a joke.

But there is nothing wrong with him as a human being, and he is also a kind-hearted person. It's a pity that reality is too cruel, and as a god-like being, he has to deal with those corrupt older generations.

Uchiha Madara: "Gojo? Could he be a member of the group with a Sakura background?"

As an elder in the group, Ban was the first to notice that someone had come from his hometown.

One Punch Man: "Welcome newcomers, muah!"

Team Daigu: "Welcome Gojo-kun!"

Gojo Satoru: "There are so many fellow countrymen. I looked at the basic introduction of the chat group. Most of the group members are from different worlds. What about other worlds? Of course, the key point is their strength."

In Tokyo, on a seemingly dazzling street of delicious desserts, a white-haired young man wearing sunglasses and pajamas, holding a dessert bag and a mobile phone in his hand, looks very fashionable and lazy.

This is Gojo Satoru. He looks like a boy next door, harmless to people and animals, but he masters the most terrifying curse in the world and is also the instructor of the Curse College.

After mastering the art of reversal, Gojo Satoru has become invincible among modern sorcerers, unrivaled and invincible.

Now that I have joined the chat group, I know that other worlds exist and I am particularly curious about the strength of other worlds.

Uchiha Madara: "Strength? Are you strong? Gojo?"

Madara could feel that the other party should be a very arrogant human or very confident in his own strength!
Team Dagu: "!!"

Jiuzhou No. 1 Golden Elixir: "Newcomer, what level should you be at?"

Qian Renxue: "Ditto!"

Feng Baobao: "Eat melon!"

Old Heavenly Master: "Eat melon!" Gojo Satoru: "I am the only one who reigns supreme in heaven and on earth!"

Ye Fan: "Oh, you are so arrogant!"

Little Huang Rong: "Tsk tsk!"

Xiao Yan Lingji: "Haha, chuunibyou!"

Huo Linfei: "You are bragging, you are the only one in the world, what are you bragging about? What do you hate most is bragging? What do you mean, you are the only one in the world, you are the only one who can do it."

The newcomer Huo Linfei, who was spying on the group, couldn't help but come out and confront Gojo Satoru. He is also a modern man and can understand the existence of the chat group. He was originally just watching the show, but when he saw Gojo Satoru pretending like this, he couldn't help it for a moment.

Who is this person who is pretending to be cool in front of him? Have you asked yourself?

Damn it!
Gojo Satoru: "???"

Gojo Satoru was confused. He was just stating a fact, so why were the group members so angry?
Huo Linfei: "What are you asking? Talking? First of all, I'm not targeting you. I'm just saying that you should be realistic. Don't pretend like this. Can you play happily?"

Gojo Satoru: “But what I said was the truth!”

Huo Linfei: "???"

Xu Yi: "Huo Linfei, what Gojo Satoru said is also true. In his era, he was indeed invincible."

Gojo Satoru is the ceiling of sorcery, and Ryomen Sukuna was from a thousand years ago and is not included.

Moreover, since Sukuna has a cheat on both sides, it seems that it is no problem for Gojo Satoru to be killed by him.

After all, a person who thinks he is invincible would not think that he would be killed by the cursed spirits of the old times.

Huo Linfei: "Who are you? Whatever you say is right, I won't listen."

Ye Fan: "Hey, I found you are pretty cool. You don't even know the group owner. I don't even dare to talk to the group owner like that."

Huo Linfei: "So you are the group owner. I am really sorry. But then again, freedom of speech, you can't deprive me of the right to speak. And who are you!"

Ye Fan: "I am Emperor Ye Tian!"

Huo Linfei: "What are you bragging about? You are Ye Tiandi, you are really good at pretending!"

Ye Fan: "..."

Jiuzhou No. 1 Golden Elixir: "Newcomer, I need to explain that everyone sitting here is from different worlds, and the development system of each world is different, do you understand?

For example, your world is an ordinary world, while other worlds may have beings that can fly, move mountains and seas, etc. "

Huo Linfei: "I know, you just mean that I live in a modern technological world, and your world where you can practice cultivation is awesome!"

Jiuzhou's No. 1 Golden Pill: "Yes, that's what I mean."

Huo Linfei: "What are you bragging about? Cultivating immortals is so great. Are you really that powerful? If you have the ability, you can resist a nuclear bomb or a star destroyer. The truth is only within the range. Do you understand?

Aren’t immortals also mortals? How can they withstand these technological advances?"

Qian Renxue: "I discovered that the newcomer Huo Linfei is a big troll!"

Huo Linfei: "No. In most cases, I am still very polite. I just can't stand people pretending to be so arrogant. As soon as they join the group, they say they are the only one who is supreme and call themselves the Emperor of Heaven. Ask yourself, is this normal?"

Jiuzhou No. 1 Golden Pill: "Thinking carefully, it seems that it is indeed abnormal."

Ye Hei: "No, which side are you from, Wang Jindan!"

Sun Wukong: "Hehe, the new guy is good. He looks pretty good."

Huo Linfei: "Sun Wukong? Is he the Great Sage Equaling Heaven?"

Sun Wukong: "Yes, you can say it's Bimawen, after all, you don't believe it."

Huo Linfei: "In my heart, there is only the Great Sage Equaling Heaven. What Bi Ma Wen? That's because the Jade Emperor doesn't know the real ability of my Great Sage. So, you are not real, are you?"

Sun Wukong: "Guess."

Huo Linfei: "..."

Ye Fan: "As expected of Brother Monkey, he has fans wherever he goes, wow."

Demon Child Nezha: "Brother Monkey's gold content is too great!"

Huo Linfei: "Nezha? There is still Nezha? But why add the word "demon boy" in front?"

Devil Boy Nezha: "I don't want to do that either. This is fate."

Ye Fan: "In this way, three newcomers have emerged. I remember the last newcomer was Yuanshi Tianzun, right? Is it the Three Pure Ones I was thinking of, or is it just a coincidence that they have the same name?"

Gao Yao: "There are actually Sun Wukong, Nezha, and Yuanshi Tianzun in the group. Can I pray to them and pray that I can go home early?"

Fairy Yunxiao: "Uncle Master?"

Yunxiao was shocked. Could it be that Yuanshi Tianzun had joined the group? Wouldn't that mean that his uncle would soon be able to understand the Conferred Gods? In that case, wouldn't his master Tongtian from another world be pinned to the ground, with no hope of a comeback?

Although they are not in the same world, Yunxiao instinctively does not want his Jiejiao to be destroyed or lose power.

Of course, Yunxiao is just thinking about it now. When he knows that Tongtian Jiaozhu in Yuanshi Tianzun's world is an image of Voldemort, he may even want to die!
Yuanshi Tianzun: "Master Yunxiao?"

Fairy Yunxiao: "It's me, Uncle Master?"

Yuanshi Tianzun: "This is it? I see!"

Yuanshi Tianzun of Kunlun Mountain in the World of Conferred Gods calculated with his fingers and understood the cause and effect. He could not help but admire that the world is truly full of wonders.

Although the Yuanshi Tianzun here is not very good and was sucked dry by a mortal, he has all the necessary magical powers.

The reason why things turned out so tragically might be due to some unforeseen circumstances.

Otherwise, it is really hard to understand how a saint could have all his magic power sucked away by a mortal who has not practiced.

Ye Hei: "It's really the great boss Yuanshi Tianzun, oh my god!"

Jiuzhou's No. 1 Golden Pill: "The boss is here."

Demon Child Nezha: "Tianzun, I am your disciple, although we are not from the same world."

Sun Wukong: "Interesting. According to this trend, I wonder if Nuwa will join the group in the future."

Xu Yi: “It’s possible!”

Yuanshi Tianzun: "So the group members are all from different worlds?"

Sun Wukong: "Of course, Yuanshi Tianzun, you may not know this, but the leader of our group is your master!"

Yuanshi Tianzun: "???"

Xu Yi: "No need to do that, I don't have such a disciple. Besides, there are too many worlds, not every world is like this."

Yuanshi Tianzun: "My fellow Taoist leaders, I don't quite understand!"

Sun Wukong: "The background of our world is similar. Here, we also have the Three Pure Ones. The Three Pure Ones here worshipped the group leader as their master. After that, the Three Pure Ones achieved great success and projected the heavens to create many small worlds. These small worlds are similar to the background of Conferred Gods."

Yuanshi Tianzun: "!!"

……

(End of this chapter)