Wrongly practicing evil skills, imitating the laws of nature.

Chapter 26 Why do we squat to pee?

Duan Yun had actually verified the effect of Jade Sword Posture in nourishing yin and strengthening yang a long time ago.

Every time he didn't breathe in the air, but simply breathed in the moonlight, he would be sleepy all morning the next day. He had to take several cold showers to barely control himself.

In other words, the key is to breathe in and out the moonlight through the method of nine shallow and one deep, and it does not involve the jade sword qi at all.

Duan Yun's instinct was to use this to earn money as a male doctor, but he and Huang Shi had a rapport, so he gave it to him as a gift.

Huang Shi initially showed a strange expression on his face, but then returned to normal.

Huang Shi was able to drive so many corpses around, he was definitely a martial artist.

As for the Jade Sword Post, it was easy to understand.

As for the matter of absorbing moonlight, he, like Hua Wen and Hua Wu, had some difficulty understanding it.

However, Duan Yun told him the trick, so he wrote it down and said he would try it when the moon was out.

There should be no moon tonight.

Duan Yun once again spread the seeds of kindness and was in a good mood.

It was a novel experience for the two young men to drink and chat in the dilapidated Taoist temple, sitting next to a pile of corpses that looked like bacon.

What is Jianghu?
Duan Yun still didn't have a clear answer. Probably apart from killing those who deserved to die and doing justice, the next step was to make friends with many interesting people and meet many interesting people.

The presence of a peer in the Taoist temple late at night alleviated Duan Yun's loneliness.

The next day, Duan Yun was leaving because they were going different ways.

Wang Shi said that meeting was fate and uttered a very chivalrous sentence - "Brother Duan, the mountains and rivers remain unchanged, and we will meet again sooner or later."

Duan Yun rode his gray donkey on the road and felt that this was how the world should be.

I met some interesting people, but it was just a chance encounter. If we are destined to meet again, we will meet again. If not, we will gradually be forgotten and become some memories when we get old.

After Duan Yun left, as the sound of bells rang, the zombies on the ropes jumped down one by one and lined up in a row.

The rain stopped last night, but the place was still filled with damp and cold fog in the early morning, and visibility was not high.

At this time, a female corpse quietly walked to Wang Shi's side.

When Wang Shi saw her, his eyes softened.

He lifted the white cloth on the female corpse's head, his eyes as gentle as water, as if what he was lifting was not the white cloth covering the corpse, but the veil on the bride's head.

Under the white cloth was a young woman's face.

If it weren't for the cuts on her face that were stitched together, making her look like a sewn-up rag doll, this woman's appearance would truly be considered pretty.

"A Ling, I'm really sorry for you." Wang Shi said, gently touching the female corpse's face.

A Ling opened his mouth and his voice was unclear, but Wang Shi's expression changed drastically.

"Nonsense, you are still alive, you must be alive. As long as your brain is fine, you are still alive!" Wang Shi said excitedly.

As he spoke, his sharp nails cut along a sutured incision, revealing the inside under the woman's face.

From here, you can see that a large piece of flesh under the woman's face has been hollowed out because several human brains were stuffed inside.

These human brains were connected by flesh-like branches, supplying nourishment to the brain in the skull, which was beating gently, and was indescribably terrifying.

At this time, Wang Shi stretched out his hand, took out a gray-black human brain, and threw it on the ground.

"A Ling, why didn't you tell me that one of the nursing teeth was broken?" Wang Shi said anxiously.

The woman opened her mouth again, and Wang Shi's expression eased up and he said, "Don't worry, I will find a fresh and smart brain soon. The brain of that brother last night was pretty good, but you didn't let me do it."

The woman continued to speak with a pout, but Wang Shi interrupted her, "What friends or no friends? I, Wang Shi, will kill everyone for you. It's not too late to catch up with him now."

At this time, the woman held his hand and looked at him with her bruised face whose cut had not yet healed.

Wang Shi sighed and carefully sutured the incision again.

"In fact, Brother Duan is not as simple as I imagined. He would teach others his skills for no reason. Only a fool would learn such unknown things. But for you, I am still willing to give it a try, because he does look very masculine."

The woman wanted to say something again, but Wang Shi covered her mouth and said, "A Ling, you should have a good rest first. I should find a fresh brain for you." Under the headless statue, next to the row of standing corpses, the man gently and carefully sewed the cut on the woman's face. Next to the altar was a dead gray-black brain, which looked mysterious and terrifying in such foggy weather.

These are scenes that Duan Yun did not see.

He was still thinking that if Brother Huang learned his standing meditation, he would surely live a young and lively married life even though he looked old.

When Huang Shi had not yet tried to practice Duan Yun's "Zhuangyang Posture", Hua Wen and Hua Wu had already practiced Duan Yun's "True Explanation of the Jade Sword" to a certain level.

The two brothers said goodbye to Zhang Tielan and found a secluded place. They did nothing but practiced "The True Meaning of the Jade Sword" taught by Duan Yun.

That night, Hua Wu couldn't help but say, "Brother, the jade sword qi this kid created is really overbearing. It actually melted away part of my original qi."

Yes, these few days, the more they practiced, the more they marveled at Duan Yun's good luck and the brilliant stroke he made during his accidental practice.

Their true Qi from the elixir had been turning from virtual to real as they continued to swallow the elixir, but when it came into contact with the true Qi that was blended with the moonlight, it melted away like ice and snow.

Hua Wu said with some concern: "Should we continue to practice? If we continue to practice, our own true energy will be devoured."

Hua Wen thought for a moment and said, "Practice! I've been feeling a little uneasy lately. I suspect someone is targeting us. We need to take a step further to be safe."

Hua Wu said seriously, "Okay."

In fact, the two brothers knew very early that once they started practicing these kinds of medicine skills, they would not be able to stop.

Because there are more than just the two brothers who grow medicine.

Sometimes, they would even come across great medicinal plants grown by other medicinal plant growers.

As long as you don't indiscriminately eat the medicine grown by others, violent conflicts are generally not likely to occur between medicine growers. However, many martial artists have sick brains, and there is competition among medicine growers, so occasionally medicine growers will attack each other.

It can be said that since they started growing medicine, they have been in the game just like those big pharmaceutical companies.

They can pick the great herbs as they please, but they may also become the targets of some crazy people, which is why the two of them have never stopped planting herbs.

Some circumstances will force you to keep moving forward.

To be on the safe side, Hua Wen and Hua Wu had actually stayed away from other medicine growers and specifically went to remote areas such as Linshui City to grow medicine. However, after these days, they still found traces of other medicine growers.

All I can say is that once there is competition, don't even think about stopping.

This is also the reason why the two brothers are eager to grow and collect herbs.

Duan Yun's new "True Explanation of the Jade Sword" gave them completely new possibilities.

The possibility of escaping this situation.

The Jade Sword Qi that they had practiced for many years to replenish their deficiency was actually no match for the Moonlight Qi that they had practiced for less than ten days. This shows the strength of the Jade Sword Qi that was fused with the Moonlight.

Although planting and collecting herbs feels satisfying, it is laborious and tiring, and they also have to worry about being picked by their peers. As long as they have practiced the Moonlight Qi well, they will have nothing to fear from their peers.

So the two brothers continued to practice hard.

Early in the morning, Hua Wen and Hua Wu went to the toilet together. They came to their respective squatting positions and squatted down.

Hua Wu couldn't help but say, "Brother, do you feel that we have been going to the toilet more often recently?"

Hua Wen thought: "It is a bit of frequent urination, but it should be a rejection reaction caused by the increase and decrease of the two true qi."

Hua Wu thought it made sense and pulled up his trousers.

To be honest, he has been practicing "The True Explanation of the Jade Sword" so hard recently that he always feels like he is sleepwalking.

At this time, Hua Wen also stood up.

The two brothers looked at each other and thought about cultivation again.

But at this moment, Hua Wu suddenly reacted and said, "Brother, you didn't poop?"

"Yeah, you poop so fast?"

Hua Wu said solemnly: "Then brother, why do we two have to squat to pee?"

Hua Wen suddenly realized what was happening and said with a shudder, "Yeah, when did we two grown men start squatting to pee?"

(End of this chapter)