I am a fairy

Chapter 93 Grain Rain
In the cabin.

Jiang Chao had a headache again these days. He lay in the cockpit for two days without moving much and without eating much.

When he had a headache, Jiang Chao curled up in the blanket and hummed, without saying a word.

The screen automatically turned on, and the paper fairy appeared in the light.

I watched for a while, and then the screen went out.

But after a while it became bright again and it stared at the blanket again, as if it really wanted to lift it up and look inside.

Wangshu: "Are you going to die?"

A voice came from under the blanket: "Can you say something nice?"

Wangshu: "Don't worry, I won't let you die."

Jiang Chao: "It will rain, my mother will get married, and everyone will die. What can you do? Do you think that everyone can live forever as long as there is electricity like you?"

Wangshu: "I will dig out your brain, freeze it and put it in a jar. Then when the conditions are right, I will create your body and revive it."

"Or instead of being resurrected, find a way to connect your mind to the virtual world so that you can stay alive in the jar forever."

"Then……"

Jiang Chao: "Then?"

Wangshu: "Then listen to my weather forecast for 24 hours."

Becoming a brain in a vat is scary enough, but being subjected to this kind of torture is probably called weather forecast hell, which is equivalent to power outage hell.

I don’t know if he was angry or amused, but I heard a few humming sounds from under the blanket.

But Wangshu thinks.

Even if he laughed out of anger, the paralyzed immortal under the quilt probably wouldn't be able to laugh.

Perhaps after hearing this outcome, Jiang Chao didn’t want to be put into a jar anymore, so he recovered quickly.

After getting up, taking a shower, changing into a white undershirt without putting on an outer robe or boots, and drinking some porridge while sitting in front of a lamp, Jiang Chao suddenly remembered.

"It's the Grain Rain Festival."

Jiang Chao calculated the date and found that it was almost time for the witch to set off.

Although he was fine, Jiang Chao quickly lay back down in the cockpit.

Thanks to the "new technology" created by Wangshu, Jiang Chao can now observe the prosperous world without leaving his home, and enjoy the blooming peonies by the lake while lying in bed.

Wangshu: "What's the difference between you and the brain in the vat?"

Jiang Chao: "I am lazy, not crazy."

After saying that, Jiang Chao put the mask on his face.

Dense strands of silver threads stretched out and coiled up behind the head, fixing the mask while also transforming into a silver hair crown.

Once everything was in place, he lay down comfortably.

"Where is the witch?"

"Lucheng?"

“Are the peonies blooming?”

"Did another story happen?"

As Jiang Chao was thinking about these things, the scene in front of him changed from the cabin to darkness.

Then the melody of notes jumped into my ears and a strange fragrance came from my nose.

But when the new picture faded, what came into view was not Lucheng and the human world, but the sky.

"Ok?"
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And the other side.

The shaman in the bamboo building was also a little nervous and depressed, wandering back and forth in the small building.

"Lucheng, what should we do when we go to Lucheng?"

"How should I deal with it in front of others? What does it mean to look good?"

"How can I play the role of Yun Zhongjun well, and play the role of a god or immortal in the world?"

The wizard's thoughts were complicated and he didn't know where to start for a moment.

Suddenly she remembered the feeling of the last time she put on the divine mask. At a certain moment while soaring in the sky, she felt particularly relaxed.

"The mind wanders in space, forgetting both the self and the world."

“Isn’t that what gods do?”

The wizard took a breath and looked at himself in the mirror.

Then he put on the mask and leaned back on the bamboo chair.

In the mountains and forests.

A mandrill was tired from running and leaned against a big tree on the hillside to rest.

The goggles on the black helmet looked up at the sky, tracking a "flying bird" in the sky.

And under the sea of ​​clouds.

A drone was hovering in the sky, passing over the vast land, taking in everything.

Just like that, the picture is zoomed in through the lens and into the drone's camera.

The drone’s images are transmitted to the base station carried on the back of Mandrill Ghost No. 1, who is lying under a tree in the forest.

Then, it was transmitted to the shaman lying in the bamboo building.

Finally, the fourth-hand picture was transmitted to Jiang Chao who was lying in the control cabin of the space station.

"Ok?"

Jiang Chao originally wanted to see where the witch was, whether he was already in Lucheng, whether that city had a bustling market and ancient pavilions, and whether the peonies by the lake were gorgeous and fragrant.

However, what you see when you put on the mask is a picture of a drone flying in the sky.

Jiang Chao took off the mask, took a look, and wondered if it was broken. It was clearly connected to the witch's side, but why was the information transmitted back to the other side?

Soon, he finally understood something.

Jiang Chao didn't want to move. He lay there and wanted the wizard to move for him.

The shaman did not move either. He just lay there with his soul out of his body, letting the mandrill move.

The mandrill was also tired, so it lay down in the woods to rest and monitor the drones flying in the sky.

This was passed down layer by layer and turned into the scene he had seen before.

"How can this be done?"

Since no one is moving, doesn't he have to move?

Then Jiang Chao put on the mask again and spoke.

"Temporarily suspend the permission for the Tianshen Xiang's deputy face to connect to the drone, and cut off the signal connection between the Tianshen Xiang and the Guishen No. 1 base station. From now on, all external links must be reviewed and approved only if there are reasonable use requirements."

Say it in one sentence.

Then, the wizard who was wandering in the sky lost connection with the Internet.

The witch's originally anxious mood was just relieved a little because of her wandering in the sky. She flew leisurely under the sea of ​​clouds, and thought that if she could bring the zither up, she would definitely play a song in the sky.

But before she could fly far, a gust of wind blew and she felt her body sink and then fall from the sky.

Caught off guard, the wizard let out a cry of surprise.

"what!"

Her "soul" continued to fall through the clouds, and then fell back into her body with a whoosh.

"What's going on here?"

Before he could recover from the shock, he looked up and saw a misty figure like a cloud or fog walking out from behind him, and then solidified into substance.

The "God" walked out little by little and sat opposite the witch.

The divine wizard quickly stood up and saluted Yun Zhongjun.

"My Lord, you are finally here."

In recent days, her requests to see Yun Zhongjun had received no response. She had not seen any ghosts or gods leading the way when she went up the mountain with a lantern. The secluded path on the cliff that appeared and disappeared from time to time had not appeared either.

In fact, part of the anxiety in my heart comes from here.

Yun Zhongjun looked at the divine wizard for a while, and when the divine wizard was a little at a loss, he finally spoke.

"In the future, do not use the method of the Heavenly God to easily separate the soul from the body. The soul of a mortal cannot easily leave the body, and you must not indulge in it."

The witch was a little flustered: "Lord God, I know I was wrong."

Yun Zhongjun: "I don't blame you, but you are too young to control yourself and find it difficult to grasp the right measure."

Divine Witch: "Lord Divine, is there any hidden danger in this soul leaving the body?"

Yun Zhongjun: "For immortals, there is no hidden danger. But for mortals, if the soul is out of the body for too long, at the least, it will cause loss of mind, and at worst, it will be invaded by the strong winds above the nine heavens and the yin energy below the nine earths. Over time, it will be like a terminal illness that cannot be cured by medicine."

The divine witch immediately said, "My Lord, I will remember this."

Yun Zhongjun finally asked about the matter of Lucheng: "The peony flowers are about to bloom, why haven't you set off yet? Is there anything you are worried about?"

The witch finally spoke: "Lucheng is not comparable to Xihe County. I have never been far away, so I am worried that I might bring disgrace to the spirit of the Lord of Gods."

Yun Zhongjun said: "You have a good heart and are doing your duty. Just act according to your heart and you will not go wrong. As for my prestige, if others can destroy it with a few words, then there is no prestige at all."

The divine wizard finally calmed down: "Thank you for your guidance, Lord God. I know what to do."

Yun Zhongjun said again: "If you are undecided, you can take Jia Gui with you; you can hold the talisman in your hand and summon the gods and ghosts to ask about matters in heaven and earth; as for matters in the human world, you can ask him."

The divine wizard was extremely surprised: "Didn't the divine master say that he..."

Before, Jia Gui always liked to get in touch with Jiang Chao one after another, and tried every means to meet him.

But Jiang Chao just thought this guy was annoying and was too lazy to pay attention to him.

Yun Zhongjun: "The fate between him and me has ended. If there is no chance, I will not see him again. But you are a human being in the mortal world. How can you escape the miasma of the mortal world?"

The witch understood: "I understand."

After Yun Zhongjun finished instructing on this matter, he said to the witch, "After this is done, you can live in the cave abode at the Divine Peak. If the glass lamp god mask is no longer useful, you can just put it in there."

This time the witch went to Lucheng, which was naturally another opportunity for Jiang Chao and Wangshu to open a new map, and to arrange the base station and some arrangements there.

According to the previous agreement, whatever he gave to the wizard, the wizard would help him do it.

The same is true in reverse.

The witch had been to the cave before, and everything inside made her dumbfounded, but she had never thought that she would be able to enter it.

The witch said quickly: "That is your immortal palace, how can I ..."

Yun Zhongjun only said one sentence: "That is not worthy of being called a fairy palace."

The wizard was a little frightened and wanted to say something, but when he looked up, Yun Zhongjun had disappeared.

Yun Zhongjun seems to know how to persuade the wizard.

The shaman could only bow and kowtow repeatedly to express his gratitude.

She took off her mask and looked around.

I felt in a trance, and always felt that the other person's shadow was still lingering in the wind.

Jiang Chao also took off his mask, and what came into view was the fairy on the big screen, who was looking at him with curiosity.

Wangshu: "If the soul is out of the body for too long, at best it will lose its mind, at worst it will be invaded by the strong winds above the nine heavens and the yin energy below the nine earths, over time it will be like a terminal illness that cannot be cured by medicine. Where did you come up with this set of settings?"

Jiang Chao put the statue of the god aside and walked down slowly.

“What do adults usually say when they know that their children often surf the Internet?”

Wangshu: "What do you mean?"

Jiang Chao: "Being addicted to the Internet all day long has ruined your studies and even your brain; playing games every day is a game addiction and needs treatment."

Wangshu: “Oh!”

Jiang Chao: "Some smart kids would ask, why is it okay for adults to play?"

Wangshu: “Yes, why?”

Jiang Chao: "The adults just said, I am an adult, of course it's okay."

Wangshu: "So, for immortals, it is naturally no problem for the soul to leave the body."

Wangshu nodded secretly: "Your setting is very reasonable and full of profound meaning. It is comparable to my factory hell."

Wangshu asked again: "Didn't you say that pretending to be a god is tiring? You usually don't talk much, but today you talked a lot in a roundabout way."

Jiang Chao: "I can't just say, 'I'll cut off your internet connection. Play less games and study more!'"

It can only cover itself with a layer of skin, just like the mud dragon entering the river at the beginning and its soul leaving the body today.

"If you tell a lie, you have to cover it up with countless lies."

Fortunately, he seldom goes out and rarely sees people.

Wangshu teased him, "You just play games all day and don't do anything serious."

Jiang Chao: "Am I not an immortal?"

The tone is exactly the same as if I were an adult.
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Xihe County.

Jia Gui was not wearing his official uniform today. Instead, he was chopping wood in the yard in casual clothes, sweating profusely.

The servants and attendants in the mansion watched this scene, but did not dare to step forward to speak, and just watched from a distance.

Recently, since his wife's condition improved and Xihe County was freed from the plague, Jia Gui, as the county magistrate, began to become absent-minded and dazed.

The young man from the Jia family looked at his father and asked his sister beside him.

"Grandpa, what happened?"

Jia Lan: "Grandpa thinks, speaks and acts carefully all day long, and today he is reflecting on himself again!"

Jia Xiaolang: "You haven't seen Shen Si before?"

Jia Lan: "I was so proud of myself before that I didn't think carefully. Recently, things are not going well."

Jia Xiaolang: "What's wrong?"

Jia Lan whispered, "Our grandfather has been feeling worried about his future lately. He doesn't know which way to go. He can't get promoted and he's worried!"

Jia Lan saw through his grandfather's thoughts at a glance and spoke out in one sentence.

Jia Xiaolang: "Didn't they say that with the gods' blessing, Grandpa would definitely get a promotion?"

Jia Lan: "How can I say for sure? As the saying goes, the heart of heaven is hard to predict. This is mostly said about the emperor, but the heart of the gods is even harder to predict than the heart of the emperor!"

"Also, the Prince of Lucheng invited the witch to Lucheng, but he didn't ask Grandpa to go with him."

"After Grandpa found out, he came here to chop wood."

Jia Gui also saw his two children, and called them over when he took a break.

Jia Gui did not ask his daughter, but instead addressed his son.

“What’s the first step to do great things?”

Jia Xiaolang hesitated for a long time and then said something.

"The right time, the right place, and the right people?"

Jia Gui said seriously: "I followed the right person."

After Jia Gui finished speaking, he sighed deeply.

"I, your grandfather, was exiled to Xihe County because I followed the wrong person."

"When I came here, it seemed like there was no hope for my whole life, but I never expected that things would turn around and I could have a chance to survive."

"But at the moment, the road ahead is still unclear!"

Jia Xiaolang: "Grandpa is blessed by the gods, everything will go smoothly and all his wishes will come true."

Jia Gui shook his head: "I was thinking the wrong thing before. God's blessing is God's blessing, but things still depend on human efforts."

"Yun Zhongjun is a celestial saint, invisible and intangible, like the clouds in the sky and the dragon in the water. How can mortals like us understand him?"

"The gods have no desires or requests. For us mortals to try to figure out the minds of gods is like trying to guess the mind of heaven with the mind of an ant."

Jia Xiaolang: "What should we do then?"

Jia Gui finally got to the point. He clapped his hands and said, "Yun Zhongjun is the divine king and immortal saint in the sky, and the divine witch is the true immortal on earth. I just need to follow the divine witch's actions, and this road will be clear, right?"

Jia Xiaolang: "This..."

This is totally inconsistent with the moral etiquette in the books.

Jia Lan: "Grandpa, you are too thoughtful. You can hide this from others, but how can you hide it from the gods?"

Jia Gui: "Go away, go away. Anyway, I, your grandfather, have been a layman in this life, and after being demoted here, I have finally understood everything."

"I live to be an official, a high-ranking official. As for the gods, I will not hide it. This is what I wish for when I kneel before the temple. I ask the gods to bless me to be a high-ranking official, a noble, or a prime minister."

"I think the gods will understand and won't care."

"If everyone in this world has no desires and no one wants to be an official but do business, can the world still be good?"

"It's because people like me and your grandfather are everywhere that this world is the real world!"

Jia Lan: "In that case, Grandpa, why don't you hurry to the shrine? The shaman may have already left by now."

Jia Gui sighed and said, "This is not a business."

In fact, if he could go there with a shameless face, Jia Gui would definitely learn the Yin-Yang Taoist from before, and he could still go to Lucheng with a shameless face.

But this time, his status was too low to even have the qualifications to put on a smug look.

The wizard didn't call him, and the Prince of Lucheng didn't invite him, so what qualifications did he have to go?

That’s the Prince of Lucheng.

Thinking of this, Jia Gui became more depressed and picked up the axe to continue chopping wood.

At the same time, he also taught Jia Xiaolang.

"But when it comes to life and work, you can't be impatient. You have to be patient and wait for the opportunity."

"Even if the opportunity hasn't come yet, this matter must be done well and must be completed from beginning to end."

"Just like chopping wood, you need to be calm and not be arrogant or impatient."

"Okay, get out of the way."

"Look, I'm going to chop all this wood."

But before he could chop twice, a servant in gray stepped into the yard and ran hurriedly to Jia Gui's side.

"uncle!"

"There's news from the Cloud Temple."

Jia Gui looked up, his expression changed several times in an instant, and then he continued to ask.

"what news?"

Servant: "The Divine Witch has been invited by the Prince of Lucheng County to go to the Governor's Mansion. The imperial carriage will set out tomorrow. The Yin-Yang Taoist Master of Yunzhen Dao and Taoist Master He will be there at that time. He also asked if you have any official business to go to Lucheng County."

"If there is, we can go together."

Jia Gui immediately dropped the axe and wiped the sweat off his face.

He immediately said with a happy face: "Of course, as the magistrate of Xihe County, I have an important matter to report to the governor in person, and I want to go to Lucheng. It's really a coincidence."

"Hurry up, tell the person who is coming that I will definitely be there on time tomorrow."

The servant immediately ran out, and the gloomy air in Jia Gui also dissipated, and he no longer swung the axe and reflected on himself.

I walked out of the yard in small steps, wishing I could sing a song.

Jia Xiaolang stood there, looking at his grandfather's back.

"We haven't finished chopping the wood yet, why don't you just stop? Don't we need to think carefully and see things through to the end?"

Jia Lan: "Our grandfather is in high spirits again."

(End of this chapter)