I am a fairy

Chapter 64 Antenna and Mandrill

The witch was a little flustered and confused: "What does good-looking mean?"

Yun Zhongjun said: "The work was done very well, making everyone think that Yun Zhongjun is really a good god, good at everything."

Yun Zhongjun just said it, but he seemed to feel that this request was a bit unreasonable.

"It sounds like it's a bit difficult, so it's really not easy to be a deity like Yun Zhongjun, so maybe just forget it!"

But the wizard was anxious.

She was afraid that Yun Zhongjun would not come to the human world and go directly back to heaven, just like before.

"No, I will definitely be able to play the role of Lord Yunzhong well for the Lord God, and make everyone think... that you are... good-looking!"

Yun Zhongjun nodded and continued.

"It's not easy to do, so if you encounter any problems, you can come to me."

"It's just that every time you ask me to do something, I'll ask you to do something for me."

At this time, the topic finally returned to the original one.

That is the purpose of the witch's trip, about the matter of "epidemic ghost".

"Let's start with this, the first thing you asked me to do."

The witch's mind was completely confused, and she didn't dare to refuse Yun Zhongjun's request. Looking at her posture, she didn't know when she turned into a kneeling position again.

She said, "No need at all. You can ask me to do anything as long as you issue a decree."

Yun Zhongjun looked down the mountain and said, "There should be a response before dawn."

Divine Witch: "My Lord, are you talking about the plague ghost?"

Yun Zhongjun: "You mentioned the plague ghost. Since you want to get rid of it, you naturally have to go and see what kind of ghost you are talking about."

Divine Witch: "You want to go and see it in person?"

Yun Zhongjun: "No need, I'm already on my way to see it."

The witch thought that it should be some kind of magic. Deep in her mind, she had already imagined the scene of the legendary god standing on the clouds, with a pair of divine eyes illuminating the nine heavens and ten earths.

The little plague ghost was currently attached to a mortal's body, anxiously avoiding the gaze of the God of the Clouds.

It was still a long time before dawn.

The true appearance of the plague ghost that was wreaking havoc in the city had not yet been revealed, and everyone in the shrine at the foot of the mountain was still waiting.

Yun Zhongjun, who had just been sitting for a while, leaned against the tree again and said something.

"I want to drink."

The divine wizard immediately bowed to Yun Zhongjun, stood up and prepared to make arrangements.

"Lord God, I will offer the sacrificial wine immediately."

"It's just that the wine needs to be heated up. Please wait for a moment, Lord."

Yun Zhongjun shook his head, indicating that it was not necessary.

"You invited me to drink last time, but you didn't ask me to do anything."

"Then this time, I'll treat you!"

After saying this, Yun Zhongjun took down a jade pot from the peach tree like a magic trick.

The jade pot was illuminated clearly by the moonlight, and the nectar inside was rippling around the slender neck of the pot. Even if one only looked at it through the pot, one could feel the clarity of the nectar.

If you smell it carefully, you can smell a strong aroma of wine in the wind.

Yun Zhongjun placed a cup in front of the witch and a wine glass in front of himself. Looking closely, he found that the stone skin on the jade cup that had not been worn away had turned into a red carp. It was truly a work of art that surpassed nature.

The wizard saw the cup placed in front of him and immediately spoke.

"How can I drink such a magical wine?"

When the wizard saw Yun Zhongjun handing the wine jug to him, he immediately spoke.

"No, no, no, how can I let you pour me a drink?"

Yun Zhongjun has finished pouring the wine.

Yun Zhongjun took back the wine jug and gestured, and now the wizard could not refuse.

She could only carefully pick up the wine glass, then turned her face to the side, hesitated for a while, and then carefully took off the mask, revealing her face.

She first brought her nose close to sniff the aroma of the wine. The strong aroma was so strong that she felt drunk just by sniffing it.

She thought to herself, "This is real nectar, the wine that the gods drink."

The shaman held the wine glass and sniffed it again and again, carefully.

Then he looked up and saw that when it was his turn, Yun Zhongjun poured a mouthful of wine directly from the pot into his mouth like a drunkard. He opened his mouth wide and gulped it down.

Then, he poured a glass into the cup.

The wizard looked at the other party's extremely smooth and easy posture. This god with a cold expression actually had a casual attitude that was beyond this era in his bones. The two did not feel harmonious, but they were well integrated in each other.

She didn't see any restraint in the other person, no human etiquette, no worldly awe.

At this moment, the witch thought of something. "Cloud!"

Clouds can turn into cold snow or into violent storms, but at their core they are free clouds in the sky.

This is Yun Zhongjun.

The witch smelled the wine again, then looked at the immortal opposite and said, "It's cold, let me heat it up for you!"

Yun Zhongjun said: "This wine does not need to be heated."

At this time, much of the wine needs to be heated before drinking, hence the term "boiled wine".

The witch finally stopped talking and took a sip carefully.

It was obviously cold wine, but after drinking it, a warm current flowed down my throat and then quickly spread to my body.

Instantly, she felt a sense of euphoria coming to her mind.

She felt her body swaying, as if she were ascending to heaven.

It was not until Yun Zhongjun poured her the second cup that the witch came back to her senses. She just looked at the glass with reluctance in her eyes.

She held the wine glass still again, and her face without the mask revealed what she was thinking.

Yun Zhongjun: "What's wrong?"

She explained, "I just think it's a pity to drink the nectar you brought. It would be a waste if I drank it all in one go. I was just thinking that if I kept some of it, maybe it could save someone!"

Yun Zhongjun: "Wine is just wine. It is not medicine and cannot save people."

The witch said: "This is nectar, the wine you brought down from heaven."

He did have a bottle of wine brought down from heaven, but he had finished it long ago. The wine he had now was brewed recently and was in the underground palace.

Yun Zhongjun: "It can't be called nectar. I have finished the wine I brought down from heaven. This is the wine brewed by monkeys."

When the shaman heard that the wine was brewed by monkeys, suddenly a picture of a group of monkeys brewing wine in the forest emerged in his mind, which felt extremely magical.

Although it is not the fairy wine from heaven, in her opinion it is also the magic wine brewed by monkeys.

Yun Zhongjun: "Just like this water, it can neither cure diseases nor drive away evil spirits. Water is just water."

The witch said: "Ah, can't this holy water cure the plague brought by the plague ghost?"

Yun Zhongjun: "If you want to get drunk, drink alcohol; if you are thirsty, drink water; if you are sick, take medicine. Everything in this world is interdependent and there is no magic water that can cure all diseases."

The wizard turned his head and looked at the flowing waterfall.

The night deepened and it became colder.

But the moisture around them became thicker, with smoke and steam rising, and her face was flushed from the alcohol.

In the quiet night and drinking with the gods, she felt light-headed and dazed, and her thoughts were a little vague.

She didn't say it, but her expression showed it: "What kind of water is this and where does it come from?"

Yun Zhongjun told her: "There is an eternally burning fire under the Nine Earths, which can boil water. If you lead the water from the underground fire out, it will reach the surface and you will see the scene you see now."

"But for humans, this is..."

Divine Witch: "My Lord, what is it?"

Yun Zhongjun: "It is a spring of water for washing the body, not a panacea for drinking."

The witch reacted quickly this time, but her face reacted even faster. Her face suddenly turned red with shame, and she once again lost the calmness that she had forced herself to maintain.

However, because she had just drunk some wine, her face was already flushed. Although the flush on her cheeks had spread all the way, it was still difficult to tell the difference if you didn't look closely.

But Yun Zhongjun still noticed it, because he saw the red on the witch's face spread to the fair and slender neck, and the red reflected through the skin was pink, just like the red marks left by fallen peach blossoms.

The witch immediately covered up the issue, or rather changed the subject.

"God Lord!"

"If there is no sacred spring, how can the world get rid of the plague ghost?"

Yun Zhongjun pretended not to see it, his eyes gently brushed across the witch's red neck and cheeks, and finally returned to the night and the moon on the treetops.

"I have seen the city wall of Xihe County. Once I see the plague ghost, I will know what can restrain it."

"For now, let's drink and enjoy the moon!"
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And at this moment.

A monkey with a metal box on its back was running in the mountains. An antenna extended from its back, higher than the back of its head, and it was spinning and making strange noises.

"Drip drip drip!"

The cable extending from the helmet on her head was connected to the box, and it looked like a strange braid or bun.

The mandrill has set out on a mission. Although it itself does not know what the mission is, its visual and auditory controls guide it forward.

If you look closely, you will find that in addition to the mandrills running at the foot of the mountain, there is also a strange bird hovering in the sky. It is a drone responsible for reconnaissance.

The mandrill rushed out of the woods and came to a steep slope.

Looked up.

An ancient city in the distance is reflected in the helmet's visor.

(End of this chapter)