I am a fairy

Chapter 214 Wangshu, what do you think?
A few days ago.

"Welcome to today's weather forecast. I am your good friend..."

At a certain time, Wangshu, the "good friend" of "human beings", began to broadcast the weather forecast controlled by her again.

When the night weather forecast is broadcast, a map of the three realms of heaven, earth and man will usually appear. Usually, Yun Zhongjun's attention is mostly on that map at this time.

The heaven is empty except for the illusory Moon Palace.

There are many temples on earth, waves are rising on the hand-painted river, dragons are swimming through the moonlit water, ghosts and gods are wandering between the earth and the underworld, and demons are walking among the hundred thousand mountains.

Buried beneath the earth are dark hells, projecting the shadows of countless evil spirits, looking up at the human world from the depths of the underworld beneath the earth's surface.

But at this moment, Yun Zhongjun noticed that the many shadows of vine monsters and tree monsters marked on the map of the human world seemed to be flashing red, as if indicating that the battery was low.

As soon as the weather forecast was over, Yun Zhongjun asked the Moon Goddess who was dressed as the host.

"What's up with these vine monsters and tree monsters?"

The Moon Goddess turned her head to take a look, then told Yun Zhongjun.

"Malnourished, currently in a semi-dormant state for the winter, waiting to be reawakened."

"It could be because the local soil is poor and the plant roots do not absorb enough nutrients from the soil, or there are too few plants around that can parasitize and it is difficult to complete photosynthesis on their behalf, or it could be because of the lack of water, and there are also..."

"The brain implanted with the Higanbana nervous system has also temporarily entered standby mode due to lack of nourishment."

This half-mechanical, half-living, advanced intelligent individual named "demon" by Jiang Chao and Wangshu has only been around for a very short time. After a period of trial operation, various problems will be discovered.

The places where these vine monsters and tree monsters enter are not necessarily suitable for plant growth. Some can be said to be bitter and cold places. Even if they have strong vitality after being transformed and can find their own way out, the environmental problem still cannot be solved.

Especially after the various tests that plants have faced throughout this winter, this problem has become more and more obvious.

Yun Zhongjun asked: "Is there any way to solve this problem?"

The Moon God Wangshu replied: "The most cost-effective and simple way is to apply fertilizer."

Yun Zhongjun: "Fertilize?"

Afterwards, the two of them traveled through heaven and earth together and entered the underworld.

Jiang Chao, Lord of the Clouds, was wearing the image of a god, and a voice came to his ears.

"The underworld!"

"Yellow Spring!"

Soon, a Yellow Springs boat came to ferry him over. Jiang Chao stepped on it and after a transition animation, he arrived at a hell.

Here you can see a lot of "evil ghosts" working, but just like the picture of hell imagined by most people, these "evil ghosts" are controlling all kinds of machines and running on a dark and desolate land.

There was thick smoke billowing above the sky, which eventually turned into layers of ashes and fell down, making people feel very depressed.

For these "evil ghosts", the greatest hope is to one day pay for the sins they committed in the world of the living, and then be able to enter the world of the living. If they are luckier and can get the blessing of heaven to become a ghost, that would be even better.

However, this is based on the premise that you have not committed too many sins in the world. If you are punished to the hell of endless suffering, then you will be helpless.

Jiang Chao waved his hand, and the illusory scene of hell disappeared, leaving only an underground factory base.

There are no evil spirits in sight, only machines running automatically.

To be honest, after these evil ghosts have been trained in Cyber ​​Hell, they can be considered talents in the future. They have transformed from ordinary ancient mortals into cyber ghosts.

The longer the years, the more hells you experience, and the stronger you become. If you can go through all eighteen kinds of hell without losing your soul, the skills and vision you have mastered must be extraordinary.

However, it still cannot compare to the speed at which the information channels controlled by ghosts and gods increase.

Ghosts and gods can not only master learning techniques, but also possess ghost face authority, and can also learn various "magic spells".

If evil ghosts are workers, then ghosts and gods are factory managers and administrators. When this group of ghosts and gods grow up, they will be able to ascend to cyberspace together with the gods in the future.

But at this moment.

Yun Zhongjun didn’t think too much about it, he just looked at the factory base.

There were tall furnaces standing inside, and densely packed pipes crisscrossing each other, like a monster in an underground cave.

"What kind of hell is this called?"

Yun Zhongjun certainly knew that this was a fertilizer factory, but Wangshu’s factories were generally called some strange names.

After Yun Zhongjun asked this question, he looked around and found that Wangshu was gone.

Then it was discovered.

At this moment, Wangshu was far away, standing by the Yellow Springs River and unable to come over.

Yun Zhongjun turned around and asked her.

"Why are you standing so far away?"

Wangshu told Yunzhongjun: "This place is called Swamp Shit Hell."

Yun Zhongjun said: "You and I both came here in virtual images, not in real life. There is no need to be so far away, right?"

Wangshu said: "You came here in a virtual image, and my virtual image is my real body."

Jiang Chao thought about it and felt that what Wangshu said made sense.

Just like Wangshu had told him before, for Jiang Chao, the real world is the first world, the real world, while for Wangshu, the virtual world is the first world, her real world.

The actual location of this hell is in Yinzhou, not far away from it is the large industrial base of Lucheng. The fertilizer was originally a by-product produced by the industrial base, and over time it has piled up into a mountain.

Jiang Chao first looked at the warehouse, which contained huge cement storage tanks filled with fertilizers.

Jiang Chao asked: "How many tons?"

Wangshu by the river seemed to be covering his nose, so even his voice changed slightly.

"Adding together the several swamp hells, there are still more than 700,000 tons left. However, there is production every day, and there will be more in the future. This year's production is more than 2 million tons."

It was the first time that Jiang Chao knew that they had so many fertilizers, but this was not a bad thing.

Moreover, so much fertilizer is not enough to solve the problems of vine monsters and tree monsters.

It takes up space and new storage tanks have to be built.

Jiang Chao thought.

Then find a place to consume it!
So, when Linghua Jun came to visit him a few days later, he said something to Linghua Jun.

"This year, the land blessed by the Earth God and the Mountain Lord will have a good harvest, and the people will have enough food and clothing."

At that time, the idea was to use the more than 700,000 tons and increasing amount of fertilizers on the farmland in various counties so that there would be a good harvest this year.

Jiang Chao still remembers the floods and famine last year, which were finally quelled with the help of various means.

After taking a walk around the fertilizer factory, he came back and saw Wangshu far away from him.

"what happened?"

"Yun Zhongjun fell into the cesspool."

"Don't exaggerate. What does a fertilizer plant have to do with a manure pit?"

"It's not a fertilizer plant, it's a swamp hell."

"It's because you gave me a stinky name. What does this have to do with me?"
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"Tick!"

"L!"

The snow on the eaves turned into water drops and fell down.

Looking out the window, it looked like it was raining.

Jia Gui, the Shaoqing of the Astronomical Bureau of the Honglu Temple, looked at the falling water drops, twirling his beard with his thumb and index finger, but his eyes seemed to reveal something he was thinking about.

When the assistants at the side saw Jia Gui's expression, they thought they had guessed what he was thinking, and immediately stepped forward to congratulate him.

"I heard that your majesty intends to separate the Sitian Bureau from the Honglu Temple and establish it as the Sitiantai. I congratulate Jia Shaoqing in advance."

A smile immediately appeared on Jia Gui's face, but he immediately waved his hand and said.

"Eh!"

"I don't want to be promoted or get rich, I just want to do what I should do for your majesty and for the world."

"For the sake of the Imperial Master and His Majesty, and for the sake of the people, Jia is willing to shoulder heavier responsibilities."

Having said that, the subject suddenly changed.

"Besides, this is not what I am thinking."

This is indeed not what Jia Gui was thinking about at the moment. The Sitian Bureau and Sitian Terrace changed their names and were upgraded a few levels, but in fact there was no major change in essence.

From the moment the National Master Ling Huajun entered the capital, the Sitian Bureau and its chief official had become independent from ordinary officials and entered a system belonging to gods and ghosts.

It would be great to be promoted, but at this moment Jia Gui would not take it as seriously as he did when he first came to Beijing. He knew where his current power and status came from.

The assistant asked, "Oh, I wonder what Jia Shaoqing is worried about. Can you tell me so that we can discuss it together?"

Then he guessed, "Could it be the incident with the snake a few days ago?"

Jia Gui shook his head, put down his hand and walked away from the window.

"Last year, there was a major disaster in the Yangtze River. Not only in Chu, but everywhere was severely affected!"

“I don’t know what the situation will be like this year.”

"Last year, a lot of land was flooded and there was famine. Many places barely survived the disaster. I don't know how the harvest will be this year and whether we can have a good harvest."

Assistants: "Jia Shaoqing cares about the country and the people. We are ashamed to be inferior to him."

Jia Gui: "After all, I have been a local official and have seen the sufferings of the people. Now when I think of the people of Xihe County, I naturally feel a little worried."

The assistant said at this time: "If the map of mountains, rivers and states can be refined, we will be able to know whether the mountains and rivers in all directions are sunny or rainy, and whether the wind and rain are changing in the nine states. Even if a disaster occurs, we can respond in advance."

Jia Gui nodded: "Unfortunately, we can't help much with this matter. We can only rely on Linghua Jun and the Taoist masters."

But at this point, Jia Gui suddenly talked about something he had just heard from the Imperial Master's Mansion yesterday.

"However, I heard from Lord Linghua that this year is different from last year. The harvest is good and the people have enough food and clothing."

"I don't know whether it was calculated by Linghua Jun or heard from the sky."

Hearing this, the colleagues were shocked.

Things like a good harvest are not just talk. Although the emperor always includes this sentence when offering sacrifices to heaven, most of the time he just prays for comfort from heaven.

In this world, is there anyone who can truly say that there will be a good harvest this year?

If there is any disaster, or if it rains a little less or a little more, then a good harvest will not be counted.

"what?"

"Are you serious, Jia Shaoqing?"

In an instant, the assistant began to have all kinds of associations.

"Could it be that Lord Linghua's prayer to heaven was answered, and Lord Yunzhong blessed the human world, ordered the gods of the human world to bless them, and ordered the evil gods of the four directions to ward off disasters."

"Therefore, this year the weather will be favorable and the crops will be plentiful."

Speaking of this, the colleagues couldn't help but show their joy.

At this time, Jia Gui also nodded.

"I think that must be the case."

Actually.

Jia Gui was not the only one who knew this sentence, nor was he the only one who spread this news.

Many people in the Yunzhong Palace Temple knew about it, and then the news spread outside. The people, who were already worried about this year's harvest due to the disaster last year, heard the news and regarded it as true regardless of whether it was true or not.

Upon hearing the news, both the high-ranking princes and ministers and the ordinary people cheered for it.

Food is the most important thing for people. Nothing is more important than having a good harvest and having food to eat.

Even the emperor had to worry about natural disasters and famine, and the ministers had to worry about having no food in their own estates.

Everyone says that Yun Zhongjun has compassion for all living beings in the world.

He then issued a decree ordering all the gods of the world to ensure good weather and good harvests on earth this year. The dragons in the sky must rain according to the number of times and not at will. The evil gods on the earth must not bring disasters at will. The dragons in the rivers must not stir up trouble again.

Although these are all speculations, mortals have no idea how the gods can do such things. They can only imagine all kinds of scenes out of thin air. The mountains, rivers, earth and various disasters have turned into shadows of various gods, ghosts, demons and monsters in their eyes.

As long as the gods can command and subdue them, a good harvest will come naturally.

And this time.

In the Yunzhong Palace Temple, the witch came back from outside and brought back to Lord Linghua all the rumors and news she had heard.

Some things and statements were becoming more and more outrageous, which made the witch a little worried.

The witch asked, "Everyone knows about this incident and says all kinds of things. Some people even dare to think and say anything, as if they saw it with their own eyes?"

"God Witch, is this really okay?"

Linghua Jun said: "How can the words of the God be false? The God has pity on the people of the world and cannot bear to see mortals suffer the same disaster as last year, so he decided to bless the world this year."

"Let the people enjoy a good harvest and have enough food and clothing."

"Yun Zhongjun naturally doesn't care what mortals think, let alone whether mortals are grateful or not."

"But as a spiritual child, I naturally cannot let this matter remain unknown. I want everyone in the world to know Yun Zhongjun's power and magical powers." "As for the fact that mortals have exaggerated a bit, it is just an ordinary matter. Don't worry too much about it."

In other words.

Even if you are doing good things, you still need to publicize them.

It’s impossible that Yun Zhongjun did it and no one knew anything about it and thought it was done by another god!
Speaking of this, Linghua Jun remembered something.

"Besides, if we don't speak up, we will inevitably be taken advantage of by those evil spirits and demons."

"When the time comes, they will instead talk about their magical powers and might to confuse the people."

"The gods were blessing the human world, but in the end, the news reached the Lord God and he hated us. This is our fault."

When the Taoists went south, they cut down mountains and destroyed temples along the way to eliminate all kinds of obscene and evil spirits.

It was discovered that many people who worshipped and sacrificed to the "evil ghosts" attributed Yun Zhongjun's various magical powers and appearances to the world to themselves.

This naturally made Linghua Jun very dissatisfied. Just thinking about it made him feel like there was something stuck in his throat and he felt uncomfortable all over.

However, she thought of what Yun Zhongjun had asked her to do before.

She became expectant again.

Unfortunately it is.

For the next period of time, Yun Zhongjun did not issue any decrees or make any arrangements.

Linghua Jun was getting a little anxious waiting, thinking to himself.

"Could it be?"

"Your Majesty is so busy, did you forget about it?"

Thinking about it, it seems unlikely, but I still can't help feeling a little uneasy.

So she took advantage of the monthly festival day to come to the Great Sun Shrine again.

On weekdays, she usually just reported what happened in the human world to Yun Zhongjun through sacrificial ceremonies. She didn't have to go there herself, but it was okay for her to go there on the side.

"Lord Yunzhong, Lingzi..."

The god took her on a journey into the sky, and in the blink of an eye they arrived at the Tanggu Cave.

But today, the Great Sun Shrine seems to have become more lively.

Not only was there a large number of people in the temple, but many figures could also be seen arriving outside the temple. Moreover, those figures were obviously different from ordinary little demons and ghosts. They all looked dignified and majestic.

At first glance, Linghua Jun was reminded of the demon god Bashe that he had seen not long ago.

However, these powerful figures were now kneeling under the Great Sun Palace, submerged in the divine light falling from the Fusang Sacred Tree. Each of them was as quiet and honest as a stone.

In front of the main hall of the shrine, Linghua Jun saw this scene and suddenly understood something.

"Who's coming?"

Linghua Jun walked towards the Great Sun Temple and saw from afar a figure standing under the tall demon tree in front of the temple, waiting for her. It was the palace servant she had seen before.

Linghua Jun said: "Is the God here?"

Palace servant: "The Lord of God is in the palace today, but please wait for a moment, Lord Linghua."

Linghua Jun asked: "But what happened?"

The other party told her: "The Goddess of Wushan came from Bashu and came to the Temple to pay homage to the Lord of God!"

Linghua Jun immediately understood why the Sun Temple was so lively today and why he saw a shadow similar to the demon god Bashe outside.

Linghua Jun: "I wonder when I can see Yunzhong Jun?"

Her spiritual wanderings were limited, and her mortal body could not stay in the palace for too long.

The palace maid replied: "I don't know."

Separated by several palace gates.

The real body of the Goddess of Wushan is still in Badi. This time it is her "soul" that came over and was projected into the Great Sun Palace.

Yun Zhongjun summoned her this time just to ask her a question.

"How can we provide fertilizer to all the vine monsters and tree monsters, and how can we convert this fertilizer into this year's harvest."

Yun Zhongjun initially thought that since there was so much fertilizer, it should be used instead of just piling it up and wasting it.

But then I thought about it and realized that things were not that simple.

If you want to make money, you need skills.

If you want to spend your money to its destination, you also need skills.

In the golden-lit Great Sun Palace, the Wushan Goddess Peak of Bashu appeared gracefully.

She is covered in colorful clouds and rides a red leopard, bringing with her a group of monsters of various shapes and unique characteristics who have come from afar.

Let us go together to worship the Supreme.

Space station administrator.

There was no singing or dancing in the Great Sun Shrine today, so it seemed empty and deserted. Even though there were palace servants standing under the pillars in the hall, they were almost better than nothing compared to the vastness of the hall.

The Goddess of Wushan was right under the cloud bed, listening to the god on the cloud bed asking her questions.

"All the monsters in the world are under your command. Do you have any solution to this problem?"

The Goddess of Wushan raised her head and looked up at the cloud bed: "Zesheng can use the pipeline along the current network to coexist with other vine monsters and provide them with all the fertilizers, water, and resources."

As for what Zesheng was, Jiang Chao knew that it was also a vine monster.

A vine monster that resembles a pipe is now very common in various engineering facilities in the Yangtze River waters.

But the Goddess of Wushan also said that the monster Zesheng could only coexist in other vine monsters and tree monsters at most, which solved the problem that Wangshu had mentioned before.

"And the monster that Yun Zhongjun mentioned made the 700,000 to 800,000 tons of fertilizer stored in several fertilizer plants all transformed into this year's grain harvest. This cannot be achieved by monsters alone."

Their vine monster network has not reached the point of covering every corner of the earth. They have only laid a preliminary vine monster power grid along the upper and lower reaches of the Yangtze River.

Yun Zhongjun: "So, it's impossible to accomplish this with just monsters?"

Wushan Goddess: "Among the monsters I sent over, none of them have the ability to do this, and I have never issued any instructions to create a template plan for this type of life machine."

Yun Zhongjun nodded and understood what the Goddess of Wushan meant.

"You go back first. If there is a new plan for the manufacture of life machines, we will send you instructions."

The Goddess of Wushan rode out of the palace on a red leopard and disappeared into the mist.

And then Linghua Jun walked in. Linghua Jun first reported some recent events in the world and the progress of the enthronement of the gods in the community temples.

Finally, Linghua Jun talked about what Yunzhong Jun had said before, and also talked about some recent events in the capital, so that Yunzhong Jun knew that the people of the world were grateful to the immortal saint.

"Now everyone in the world knows that the gods have blessed the world with good weather and abundant harvests."

"The whole land of Kyushu celebrates, and everyone praises the name of Yunzhongjun, expressing gratitude for his kindness."

Yun Zhongjun nodded and spoke.

"I understand. I summoned the Goddess of Wushan just now for this matter."

"You go back first, I have my own arrangements."

When Lord Linghua heard that the Goddess of Wushan had come for this matter, he knew that Lord Yunzhong must not have forgotten about it.

Thinking of this, my heart immediately calmed down.

"Lingzi knows."

As soon as Linghuajun left.

In an instant, Yun Zhongjun, who was sitting on the cloud bed, looked outside blankly, and then fell silent for a while.

Something seemed to be wrong, and the pressure seemed to have shifted to him.

His current situation has become that he either has to pretend to be something big that will cause a sensation in the whole of Kyushu, or he has to show off in front of all living beings in the world.

But at this moment, Yun Zhongjun was not in a hurry.

He summoned his own universal wishing machine and transformed himself into Di Renjie.

"Wangshu, what do you think?"

The Moon Goddess Wangshu suddenly appeared in the hall and left a word.

"As you see."

There was malice and mockery in the voice.

Outside the Great Sun Temple, several bionic crow-like drones also made strange noises in time.

"quack!"

"quack!"

Yun Zhongjun looked over and felt that the drone was making fun of him on behalf of the Moon Goddess.

"Drones."

However, Yun Zhongjun had some ideas earlier.

He summoned the Goddess of Wushan to ask her, just because he wanted to see from her whether there were any more magical methods beyond his expectations.

But it seems that at present, we can only use some more conventional ones.

Yun Zhongjun needs a method to accurately spread hundreds of thousands of tons of fertilizer to the farmlands in various states and counties that currently have local shrines and temples.

According to Yun Zhongjun's idea, the fastest and most convenient method that can cover a large area at the same time is to apply fertilizer through agricultural drones.

But there is a problem here, they don't have that many agricultural aircraft.

Although they have many drones in various community temples and base stations, most of these drones are used for reconnaissance, and many of them are very small. They were not originally designed for this purpose.

Yun Zhongjun raised his hand, and the Moon Goddess who was floating in the blind spot of his vision was instantly caught, and then landed next to the cloud bed.

Yun Zhongjun looked at the Moon Goddess and started talking about business.

"I have an idea."

Moon Goddess: "Speak!"

Yun Zhongjun: "Since we have transformed even dragons into life machines, let's upgrade these drones as well!"

Jiang Chao counted and found that almost every community temple had several or even dozens of drones.

In some key facilities and institutions, the number of drones is even larger, such as the Huangquan Base, Wushan Goddess Peak and this Tanggu Cave.

If it could be transformed and upgraded through demonization, perhaps it would be useful.

The Moon Goddess nodded, thinking that Yun Zhongjun’s idea was feasible.

But a series of soul-searching questions were still raised.

“How do you modify a drone? What do you want it to look like?”

"How will these drones be organized, what will their specific design and structure be, and how can they complete their previous tasks without affecting their previously required functions?"

Yun Zhongjun said calmly: "Isn't it always me who comes up with the idea, and then you are responsible for implementing it?"

The Moon Goddess said, "Lazy Yun Zhongjun!"

Yun Zhongjun: "Let's discuss it and see what the specific needs are and whether we can accomplish it in the end."

Moon Goddess: "There was nothing wrong originally. It was Yun Zhongjun who caused trouble for those mortals."

Yun Zhongjun said: "Since there are so many fertilizers and they can be used for something, why not use them? It would be a waste to leave them alone!"
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Above the earth, large flocks of birds flew high in the sky.

Migratory birds migrate south and north, and these "birds" seem to have their own migration routes.

They start from the upper reaches of the Yangtze River and move downward, passing by one community temple after another. Occasionally, they will stop in groups on the top of a community temple or on some special trees.

Afterwards, they migrated again to the lower reaches of the Yangtze River.

By the time they reached the capital area in the lower reaches of the Yangtze River, the "birds" that had gathered together had become so overwhelming and terrifying.

"Look up at the sky?"

"Where do so many birds come from?"

The boatmen and fishermen on the river, as well as the farmers and hunters in the countryside, all witnessed this miraculous sight.

Finally, the flock of birds flew over Huajing City, shaking the entire city.

Moreover, these birds are big and small, and they don’t seem to belong to the same group at all, but they gather together and fly towards the east. It is really unreasonable.

Jia Gui stood on the observatory platform of the Sitian Bureau, looking at the birds flying across the blue sky. It was the first time in his life that he had seen such a sight.

"It's only this month and the weather is so cold, why did this bird fly back from the south?"

"It doesn't seem to be flying back from the south, but from the west."

"Why are they flying east?"

"Further east is the sea."

(End of this chapter)