Let the scourge go to the right path, and you make games to reward them?.

Chapter 763: I Can’t Go On (1/2)

The world of a spirited young man is usually very monotonous.

They sleep in their own kennels during the day, look outside when they wake up, go out for a walk when it gets dark, and continue to sleep while it is still light.

When going out for a stroll, a few energetic young men will spontaneously form a group called a "family", then give their family a cool name, and then start their night tour.

If you see someone alone on the road, go over and talk to them. You can lend them some money no matter if you know them or not. If you have money, go to the kitchen of a pub and buy a bowl of "Open Eyes". You and your friends can eat it all up.

If you feel that your kidney has grown, you can go to a clinic and sell a kidney. If you are not in a hurry to use the money, you can find a doctor. They have superb skills and good postoperative results. You can enter the recovery period the next day after the surgery. Unfortunately, they charge overtime and surgery fees.

If you need money urgently, you can go to a magic tool that can automatically tighten your kidneys, but the tool is usually very rough and you will feel pain for a few days afterwards.

When the work was done in the evening, they gathered together and "shushed". A group of people held the almost scrapped assembly jade slips with expressionless faces, pretending to send messages to relatives and friends, creating an atmosphere that someone needed them.

Looking at the energetic young man on the side of the road, Ye Diao judged his situation and silently let a few people go, as if they had never appeared.

Beside her, Yaoguang asked in confusion: "Don't you use those guys? They all look very energetic."

"Those won't work." Master Diao frowned and said, "Although they don't look like anything special, they all have a bowl in their hands and their eyes are open. They must have just sold their kidneys. These people don't have much energy, so they are not suitable to be my subordinates."

"What about the ones who didn't open their eyes?"

"No, that won't work. I can tell at a glance that they are in a period of transition, with no energy in their bodies and no money in their hands. These guys just want to lie down, and they are not suitable to be my subordinates."

"You observe very carefully."

Master Diao rubbed his nose in embarrassment: "It's just so-so. Without some skills, it's impossible to become a big sister here. But senior, you can actually speak, I thought you only knew how to sing Aba."

"Don't ask questions that you shouldn't ask. Who do you think would be better at promoting it locally?"

"There is a family that is a good candidate. She is energetic and popular, but unfortunately there were some misunderstandings between us. I will first go and defeat her and kill her spirit, and then subdue her."

Yaoguang's eyes lit up, and she asked expectantly, "Are we going to fight?"

"...Senior, there is a fine for killing someone..."

"It's not that exaggerated! And in this place, the only thing you have to pay for murder is a fine? Isn't that a bit too much of a joke?"

"It's no joke. It's quite expensive. You also have to pay for the work of the other party, and the corresponding loss of wages. But the loss of wages for the spirited young men here is almost zero, so it's cheaper."

After a pause, Master Diao said with emotion, "I heard that there is a sect whose martial arts has problems. Every moonlit night, they can't suppress their inner impulses and go out to kill people. The spirited young men in that place can sell kidneys once a month. It's really a good place."

Yaoguang looked at Master Diao speechlessly, feeling that the people in this place had all kinds of abnormal outlooks.

What the hell is the lost wages!
Being killed is a good thing!
Although I don’t know who has interfered with the normal development here, the whole world is too distorted.

I must have eaten too well before, and I didn’t know the food out there could be so weird.

I really want to go back to Kyushu!

The homesickness was ignited, like a raging fire that could not be controlled.

Shaking her head, Yaoguang shook off her homesickness and asked, "Then how are you going to subdue him?"

"The Great Enlightenment Contest!"

Yaoguang's delicate body trembled and her pupils dilated.

This shabby place that looks like a toilet pedal actually has a competition to attain enlightenment?
Just when she wanted to know more details, Master Diao suddenly stopped.

Opposite her, a girl with colorful lights hanging all over her body, like a neon peacock, stood in front of her, chewing Guanyin clay and said, "Diaozi, why is it you?"

Master Diao also smiled in a rogue way, opened his hand to show his manicure: "What's the matter, it's not okay? Roe deer, you are still so stingy."

Seeing Mr. Diao’s colorful nail art, the roe deer girl’s shoulders trembled and she felt the impact of money.

Has this guy found a higher-priced buyer recently? Why does he have the money to do a manicure? Although he felt the impact of the money, the roe deer looked back at his younger brother, reluctantly took out the damp rouge from his pocket, smeared it on his face, and then said with a strong heartache: "No. This is my territory."

"Just like a stray dog ​​peeing on the side of the road, you claim this is your territory. What makes you think like that? With such a rich imagination, why didn't you think yourself to death?"

Just as Roe Deer was about to get angry, he saw Master Diao starting to take things out.

She took out handfuls of cement dust and tossed them up in the air, creating a huge visual effect.

Then, Master Diao snapped his fingers again, and several of his younger brothers immediately started to "Bibi Baba", and they managed to create the effect of a suona with their lips.

After taking the lead, Master Diao shook off the last of the lime powder and took out the things he had prepared in advance from his pocket.

When Roe Deer saw what Master Diao took out, he was stunned.

One by one, pieces of paste wrapped in candy wrappers appeared in Diao Ye's hands. The candy wrappers were colorful and exuded the sweet scent of money.

There is a taste array engraved on each piece of candy wrapper, which can make the paste inside simulate different candy flavors. It is the ultimate delicacy that young men and women dream of day and night.

Moreover, the candy wrappers can be reused. By injecting a small amount of magic power, the paste can be re-flavored, so that a piece of candy wrapper can be enjoyed for a long time until the magic circle is destroyed.

If you are imaginative, you can also wrap different things in candy paper to make the sweetness more delicious.

Such a wonderful item is naturally very expensive. Even Roe Deer had only gotten a piece of torn candy wrapper in the past. The taste of the wrapping was sometimes sour and sometimes bitter, but Roe Deer still ate it for a long time.

All the roe deer were like this, so his subordinates were naturally even more excited.

Attracting the attention of others, Mr. Diao smiled slightly and suddenly threw the candy in his hand to the roe deer.

Facing the other party's surprised look, Master Diao said: "We had some conflicts over territory before, but at least we had a relationship. Master Diao is a nostalgic person, why don't we do it again?"

The roe deer wanted to roar, "Don't even think about it."

But she couldn't shout.

After all, Mr. Diao gave too much!
After stuffing the candy into her arms, she rushed forward and shook Master Diao's hand with a sincere smile on her face: "Master Diao, look at what you said. We never had any conflicts before. Our relationship is really too good. Come here, come and meet each other. This is your Master Diao, come and say hello!"

"Master Diao!"

"Hello, Master Diao!"

"I've met Master Diao."

After the younger brothers greeted each other, Luozi looked at Yaoguang, whose lips curved downward, and asked in confusion, "Who is this..."

"She is my senior, call her Yao Ma."

Yaoguang was so frightened that she took a step back and was about to step forward to stop it, but it was too late.

"Mom Yao!"

"Hello, Yao Mama!"

"I've met Yao's mother!"

Looking at the group of diligent and spirited younger brothers, the Yaoguang people were numb.

The competition between Master Diao and Roe Deer to prove their principles was the lowest level of righteous competition she had ever seen. It was comparable to a kid playing in the mud. It was the second most abstract thing she had ever seen.

Now that a little kid has recognized her as his mother again, Yaoguang feels that this place is really confusing.

And when she thought about having to do door-to-door sales with these kids, she had the urge to go back and play games with Lin Yuan.

I really can't live like this anymore.

(End of this chapter)