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Chapter 31 Collective Parkinson's Disease: Staying in the Dorm is So Boring

Although it wasn't the first time Yuan Chaoyu and Xi Ming had done pull-ups, to be honest, they hadn't practiced specifically for them.

Upon first attempt, Yuan Chaoyu did five barely passable ones despite his best efforts. Xi Ming, after completing eight, wanted to try his best to do two more to achieve a good result, but he overestimated himself. His arm suddenly gave way, and he fell off unexpectedly, almost landing on his bottom.

When it was Xun Zhou's and Gao Juyao's turn, Xun Zhou had the advantage of height and could reach the bar without even jumping. Unfortunately, he lost control and fell off the bar after his sixth attempt. Gao Juyao, on the other hand, turned bright red with frustration and couldn't get up even once.

Even Li Chengxiao couldn't stand it anymore in the end, "Come down and rest for a while."

If I keep hanging like this, I'll strain my arm muscles!

The viewers in the live stream were both amused and somewhat worried.

[Yao Ge's willpower is commendable, but his weight really needs to be reduced!]

Why do I have a feeling that pull-ups will be a hurdle that Yao Ge can't overcome?

Let alone the audience, even Gao Juyao himself, looking at the horizontal bar above his head, felt that he was probably doomed.

After regulating her breathing, she turned to the instructor beside her and asked, "Instructor, what should I do if I can't get up?"

Li Chengxiao finished writing down the training form in his hand, looked up and met Gao Juyao's gaze, and said in a gentle voice: "Don't panic, I'll give you extra training this afternoon."

On a sweltering day nearing midday, Gao Juyao was startled by these words and shuddered.

Yao Ge's reaction made me laugh.

[Instructor: Say the scariest things in the gentlest tone!]

[Yao Ge: I won the camera, but lost my freedom.]

[It actually rhymes quite well.]

Are all the people in the comment section comedians?

The whistle signaling mealtime temporarily relieved the guests from their misery.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief and quickly lined up to head to the cafeteria.

Although I'll probably have to come here to suffer again in the afternoon, I'll take this opportunity to relax for a while.

However, when they picked up their chopsticks to pick up food, looking at their hands trembling like they had Parkinson's disease, and the food that was so close yet they couldn't pick up or dropped as soon as they tried to pick it up, the guests felt like crying again.

How can I eat this?
You can't exactly eat with your hands in front of the camera, can you?

They really couldn't bring themselves to do it!

Jiang Hanying's hands were also shaking a bit. She did the final pull-up exercise until she was exhausted before stopping. Even though she recovered faster than others, so little time had passed and she was still far from being fully recovered.

My hands are shaking so much that I can't control them, which really limits my eating efficiency!

He immediately put down his chopsticks and stood up.

The sudden action drew the attention of the other guests, who instinctively looked over.

[Oh my god, it's both funny and heartbreaking, it's exactly like my grandma who has Parkinson's!]

[This shows that the guest trainees all gave it their all in the morning training session.]

[Watching this through the screen makes me anxious; when will this food ever get to my mouth?]

[A spoon would do too!]

The area for getting cutlery only seemed to have chopsticks; I didn't see any spoons.

Why did Jiang Hanying suddenly stand up? Is she not planning to eat anymore?

【How could that be? Anyone could refuse to eat, but she couldn't!】

Xi Ming then asked, "Aren't you going to eat?"

Without even thinking, Jiang Hanying replied, "How could that be!"

Nobody should let her skip a single meal!

After saying that, he left his seat and went straight to the cafeteria window, knocking on the glass.

Soon someone came out from the kitchen, walked to the window, and asked impatiently, "What is it?"

Jiang Hanying leaned against the window and smiled sweetly at the person inside, "Excuse me, do you have a rice spoon?"

The kitchen staff were eating at the time, and were initially annoyed at being disturbed. But when they saw the smiling face in front of them, their expressions softened. "Yes, wait here, I'll go get it for you."

"Could you please give me six? Thank you."

The audience also suddenly realized what was going on.

[Ding, face recognition successful!]

So, they've come to ask for a rice spoon.

[I always knew Jiang Hanying couldn't possibly skip meals. If the cafeteria didn't provide spoons, I doubt she could actually eat with her hands.]

[When it comes to foodies, no condition can restrict their eating!] [They asked for six rice spoons, and the team members each got one.]

[And the eggs she made for Xi Ming this morning—I'd like to see who dares to say Jiang Hanying isn't a good team leader!]

Xi Ming had been keeping an eye on Jiang Hanying's movements. When she returned from the window with six rice spoons and handed one to him, he quickly stood up and took it with trembling hands, saying, "Thank you."

Yuan Chaoyu felt a mix of emotions. After hesitating for a moment, he accepted the gift. "Thank you."

At the same time, he waved to his assistant who was quietly bringing him a rice spoon not far away.

The three male guests at the next table also received spoons and thanked them in unison.

No longer needing to watch the elaborate dishes being shaken around her, Jiang Hanying sat down to eat contentedly.

Although it still shakes a bit when using a spoon, it's much better than using chopsticks.

The guests were starving after training all morning, so they didn't care about maintaining their image and quickly stuffed food into their mouths.

Lunch went relatively smoothly, and when I got back to the dorm, I realized I could rest for at least another half hour.

Half an hour later.

The wake-up call startled the guests who were sound asleep, and also woke up many viewers who were watching the live stream during their lunch break.

Time flies! It feels like I just closed my eyes!

[Who says otherwise? Right now, I want to keep sleeping, but I also want to watch the guests continue being trained by the male instructors.]

[Then I'll just turn a blind eye; I'll sleep with one eye and watch the live stream with the other.]

[That's a great idea. But how exactly do we do it? Why don't you, the one who made the suggestion, set an example first?]

I'm going to die laughing in the comments section someday!

[Jiang Hanying doesn't need to get up, she passed everything and can rest this afternoon.]

[Aren't the other guests envious?]

Yuan Chaoyu thought the same thing when he opened his eyes and got out of bed.

After sitting up, I couldn't help but look at the bed next to me.

The next second, Jiang Hanying sat up straight on the bed.

Then she quickly got up, dressed, and made her bed.

Unable to resist, I called out, "Hey, you..."

Jiang Hanying fastened her belt and looked up. "Huh? You love me?"

Yuan Chaoyu was taken aback. "That was an interjection. What I meant was, didn't the instructor say that if all five events were passed, we could rest in the afternoon? Then you can continue sleeping and don't need to get up."

As Jiang Hanying listened to what she was saying, she tucked her hair back into her hat, saying, "It's so boring staying in the dorm."

It would be more interesting to go out and provoke the instructors.

Yuan Chaoyu: "..."

Jiang Hanying's appearance in the live broadcast room shocked many viewers.

[Jiang Hanying actually came down!]

[Is this because they're afraid of not being on camera if they stay in the dorm?]

Judging from the male guests' expressions, they were all stunned.

[They're all qualified, yet they still try to steal the spotlight!]

[How can you call it a "grabbing" game? Whoever performs better and attracts more audience attention will naturally get the camera.]

[But if they've all passed, what's left to train them on?]

Gao Juyao ran up to Jiang Hanying, panting, "Team leader, didn't the captain stay in the dormitory to rest?"

If it were him, forget about him taking the initiative; you couldn't even get him up by pulling him up!
Isn't this going a bit too far?
As Jiang Hanying ran, she glanced back at him and said, "I came to see you getting extra training from the instructor."

Gao Juyao: "..."

No need!

[Haha, this is the first time I've seen Yao Ge so speechless!]

[Gao Juyao: What kind of devilish statement is this? It's comparable to the drill instructor's!]

[I suggest Jiang Hanying reflect on this; your sharp tongue will alienate your teammates.]

Li Chengxiao was already waiting in the equipment area.

Looking up, I saw the figure running at the front, and there was no surprise in his eyes.

(End of this chapter)