After being universally criticized online, I went viral on military-themed variety shows.

Chapter 3: An Absolutely Hellish Start
Pei Yuan stood at the door, caught in a dilemma.

Is it too late for her to turn around and run away now?

Of course, it's too late!

After finishing her tirade, Jiang Hanying waved to her and called out with a smile, "Xiao Yuan!"

Pei Yuan quickly straightened up and said, "Yes."

"Lock the door."

Pei Yuan quickly and obediently did as instructed.

Don't ask her why she's so obedient.

The question was asked because my intuition told me that the consequences of disobeying would be severe.

Liu Wei was so angry that he laughed instead. He stood up and reached out to grab Jiang Hanying's neck, saying, "I think you've really gone too far..."

Mr. Ge probably drank too much last night... He's perfectly sober now.

He couldn't care less about the variety show filming that was about to start. If he didn't hurry up and teach Boss Ge a lesson, he might not even have a tomorrow once Boss Ge came to his senses!

What should you do if someone is yelling and screaming in front of you and trying to touch you inappropriately?
Jiang Hanying replied: Please refer to the former.

The former specifically refers to the motionless dead pig on the ground.

Just a quarter of an hour later.

The scene was overwhelmingly tragic.

Liu Wei finally achieved his wish and reached the pinnacle with his boss, Mr. Ge.

It's just the peak of suffering!
Pei Yuan trembled and huddled in a corner of the bar, glancing at the two dead dogs lying side by side on the ground, motionless.

No, it's two people.

I didn't even dare to take a breath.

At the same time, silently repeat in your mind: I am not here, I am not here, you can't see me, you can't see me, don't look this way, don't look this way...

"Xiaoyuan?"

Pei Yuan opened her mouth and said, "Sister Hanying, I was forced!"

Jiang Hanying smiled at her, but it had the opposite effect.

Seeing Pei Yuan shiver again, she wiped the smile off her face. "I'm hungry. And where's my phone?"

To put it simply, the original owner of this body was an oppressed member of the lower class in the company.

Then Pei Yuan, as an assistant, is at an even lower level.

Although she was branded a bloodthirsty demonic sword by those sanctimonious cultivators because of the many "candied hawthorns" pierced through her blade, she never took her anger out on them.

She has always been a sword of principle!

Although Pei Yuan's mind was still blank, she reacted quickly and held up the breakfast bag in her hand: "I brought breakfast. My phone, I think it's with Brother Liu."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Hanying decisively kicked Liu Wei again, forcing him to turn over.

He bent down and pulled two cell phones out of his pocket.

He kept the original owner's copy, and tried to crush the other one but couldn't, so he tossed it under the bed with a "whoosh".

Pei Yuan's eyelids twitched violently as she read this.

I dared not say anything, dared not ask anything!
At the same time, quickly take out the breakfast and set it out.

The aroma of food began to fill the air, and Jiang Hanying sniffed, feeling a little better.

Cleaning up the trash just now took a lot of effort, not to mention that the original owner of this body had forced herself to vomit last night.

Although it was my first time being human, the burning sensation in my stomach was somewhat novel, but it was still genuinely unpleasant.

He sat down and started showing off his food.

Seeing that she was enjoying her breakfast, Pei Yuan secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

After beating those two, and having eaten the breakfast she brought, she probably won't beat her up next, right?

"belch!"

I want to eat more, but I seem to be full!
There was nothing she could do; the original owner's stomach had shrunk from years of hunger. Jiang Hanying touched her still flat stomach and looked up to meet Pei Yuan's ingratiating smile.

"Sister Hanying, I've brought the clothes you're supposed to wear today. Would you like to change into them?"

"Hmm, well prepared, not bad."

Jiang Hanying generously praised her.

Pei Yuan's cheeks flushed red with excitement.

Even though Sister Hanying had often praised herself for being efficient and perceptive before, this time, her heart was pounding uncontrollably!

Jiang Hanying carried the bag of clothes into the bathroom.

I had just taken out my clothes to figure out what to wear when I inadvertently glanced at the bathroom mirror.

The next second, the entire sword—no, the entire person—was pressed against it.

A very beautiful and distinctive face was reflected in the mirror.

She's just too thin.

If she gained a little more weight, she would definitely become even more beautiful!
When she first decided to transform into human form, she was always undecided. She even pestered her master to take her to see many famous beauties, hoping to get some inspiration from them.

After considering everyone and preparing to transform, her master had an accident, so she lost the desire to transform.

This face is even more beautiful than the one she originally planned to transform into.

In short, she was very satisfied!
"gorgeous!"

She made up her mind that once she had helped this little girl with the same name live out her life, taken her revenge, and punished the people she needed to punish, she would go back and take human form in that way.

That'll definitely dazzle anyone who dares to abandon her on their own initiative!

Pei Yuan paced back and forth outside, worried that the two people lying on the ground might suddenly wake up. Just as she was about to knock on the door to ask if they were done, the bathroom door finally opened.

She hurriedly went up to her and whispered, "Sister Hanying, we're filming the second episode of 'Absolute Experience' today. This time, the filming location is local. The production team just messaged me; they should be arriving in less than an hour."

Jiang Hanying, who was tugging at her slightly tight collar, paused upon hearing this.

Speaking of which, this variety show called "Absolute Experience" should also be one of the original owner's nightmares.

Originally, the guest spot on this variety show wasn't meant for the original owner of this body; it was initially intended for Ye Tan, who had a higher profile and a larger fan base than her in the company.

But on the eve of filming, Ye Tan was appreciated by a famous director and got a supporting role in a big-budget movie.

Given the choice between movies and variety shows, Ye Tan chose the former without hesitation.

But since the company had already secured the spot as a variety show guest, they couldn't bear to let it go to waste. So they simply let the original owner, who had just experienced some mental suppression and needed a sweet treat, take advantage of the situation.

As for whether the original owner was suitable for this variety show, nobody cared at all.

Moreover, before the recording even officially started, the original owner was already trending on social media for being attacked by Ye Tan's fans.

The younger generation snatched resources from their seniors and even won, but who knows what dirty tricks they used behind the scenes!
The original owner appeared on the variety show amidst a barrage of criticism, and her interpersonal relationships were extremely poor during the recording process. It's easy to imagine how badly she performed under the live camera.

Now Ye Tan's fans and the original owner's haters have even more reason to condemn her.

For the original owner, this variety show was not a good opportunity to show off, but rather more like a sudden disaster.

What was it like in the second season?

The gimmick of the show "Absolute Experience" is to let celebrities experience some special professions, and use the influence of celebrities to let more ordinary people know about some special professions.

In my memory, the first experience the original owner participated in was as a staff member of a children's welfare home.

The original owner was assigned to teach the children at the welfare home.

This job was relatively easy, but the original owner was in a daze and out of sorts at the time. When students got into a fight while playing around in class, she not only failed to mediate, but also staged a breakdown and ran away in front of the camera, which directly caused the live broadcast to be interrupted.

Compared to the overwhelming praise from other guests for their respective jobs, the original owner received nothing but criticism.

Before the first episode of the live broadcast had even ended, there were already countless calls for the production team to kick the original host out.

Even though the first episode ended some time ago, there are still many viewers on the show's official account who are boycotting the original owner from participating in the second episode.

This is absolutely a hellish start!

(End of this chapter)