My brother is so cunning

Chapter 952 Little Blackie and Little Fangirl

"I really don't know who this important person is, that the Empress would treat him with such high honors. Even Buddha has never enjoyed such treatment. It's one thing for us to serve him, but we have to suffer like this. I wonder when it will end. I really want to go back and play on my tablet for a while and watch some urban idol dramas from the Demon Alliance that I haven't seen before."

Yunxiu was probably too bored, and being free from supervision, she muttered to herself.

Who wouldn't want that?

Yue Li, completely unaware of the head fairy's presence, relaxed considerably and whispered, "It's a pity there aren't any new dramas airing lately, so I can only rewatch the ones I've seen before. Sometimes I really envy the mortals living in the Demon Alliance City; their lives are so rich and colorful, unlike ours..."

Since Wen Rui began smuggling tablets on a large scale, many immortals have finally found a bright spot in their otherwise dull lives. In their spare time, they no longer have to stare blankly at the sea of ​​clouds and pretend to be profound; they can now play games and watch dramas.

The immortals watching the clouds and listening to the waves sounds elegant and refined, but in reality, they have no entertainment options. Apart from meditation, they can only daydream to pass the time.

For immortals, playing chess is as joyful as going to a disco for modern people.

The Jade Pool Wonderland has a wonderful environment, and apart from hosting banquets, there is not much heavy work. Working here is much better than washing silk in the Milky Way or weaving cloth in the Heavenly Garments. Only fairies with exceptionally outstanding appearances have the opportunity to be selected for the Jade Pool.

The only drawback is that the Jade Pool Wonderland has strict rules. If you make a mistake, you will be banished to the mortal world at best, and at worst you will be sent to the Execution Platform.

Serving a ruler is like serving a tiger, let alone a tigress like the Queen Mother of the West, who is in charge of the inner court of Heaven. She is lenient with her own daughters, so how could she possibly indulge her celestial maids?

Initially, the Jade Pool Wonderland strictly forbade female immortals from secretly possessing tablet computers, playing games, or watching movies and TV shows. Those caught would be severely punished with whipping. However, in recent years, the Creation God's Creation Secrets have become famous, especially after the construction of the Sun-Shielding Sky Canopy and its miraculous effects. A trend of comprehending the Creation Secrets has become popular in the Heavenly Court.

Many immortals compiled a new series of books on the Jie Sect, attempting to comprehend the mysteries of the Heavenly Dao and obtain the same creative supernatural powers as Wen Rui.

Since then, the Jade Pool Wonderland has no longer banned tablet computers. The Queen Mother of the West doesn't have the brains, time, or energy for learning, so she hopes that her fairies can learn something from the information-rich tablet computers.

However, just like every parent who buys a learning machine for their child is disappointed, with the relaxation of regulations on tablet computers, most women still use them simply to enjoy their leisure and entertainment time.

Standing under the corridor for a whole month, the two fairies didn't feel too bad. But after a month without touching the tablet, they were really getting addicted and felt uncomfortable all over. They couldn't wait to get off work early and go back to their little house to have some fun.

"When I was cultivating in the mortal sect, I was also a peerless genius. My master and the elders truly cherished me, treating me like a precious gem. They poured all the resources of the sect into paving the way for my ascension. I did not disappoint them and finally survived the heavenly tribulation, becoming the youngest disciple to ascend to immortality among the six great immortal sects..."

Yunxiu pouted, her face filled with nostalgia for the beautiful past, and murmured, "I thought that a genius like me, after ascending to the Heavenly Court, would be highly regarded. Even if I wasn't appointed as a Heavenly Lord, I would at least be worthy of the official position of Heavenly Supervisor."

At this point, her cheeks puffed out, and she said angrily, "I was almost sent to become a weaver. It was only when I was queuing at the entrance of the Heavenly Garment Workshop to register for the Immortal Seal that an aunt from Yaochi passed by. Seeing that I was beautiful, she asked the Empress to let me come to Yaochi."

"It's true that good looks are worse than good cultivation. Back then, I studied so hard and was single-minded in pursuing the Dao. I never had the slightest thought of forming a Daoist partner or experiencing the mortal world. As a result, I ascended to become an immortal and didn't become a lowly crafted immortal. It was all because of my face."

"Even with this face, I'm only fit to do menial tasks like serving dishes in Heaven. I might as well stay in the mortal realm as a wandering immortal, then betray my sect and join the Demon Alliance, living a wonderful life like the heroine in an idol drama."

“Sigh, who wasn’t a genius back then?” Yue Li said wistfully. “But being a genius is just the threshold for being qualified to serve dishes for those important people. Countless fairies want to serve dishes in the Jade Pool Wonderland, but they can’t even get the chance.”

"Hmph, what big shot? What's so great about him? He's just lucky, has a deep affinity with immortality, caught the right wave, attained immortality early, and usurped a high position..."

"Be careful!"

Fairy Yue Li nervously whispered a reprimand: "Be careful someone overhears you and files a complaint against you! Slandering an immortal, especially a distinguished guest who was received with the highest honors by the Empress, could be a capital offense."

Fairy Yunxiu pursed her lips with a wronged look and retorted softly, "That's true. Those Heavenly Lords and Star Lords didn't accomplish much. In fact, many of them were just evil immortals from the Jie Sect who filled vacancies when the Investiture of the Gods was established. We, the righteous disciples of the Chan Sect who cultivated hard and ascended to immortality, are treated worse than them."

"Silly sister, it's only because you told me these things that you won't suffer any disaster. If it were anyone else, you would have died without a burial place. Do you even know who the distinguished guest we are welcoming this time is?"

"Who is it? Is it that immortal from the Tushita Palace? Or one of the Four Supreme Gods? Or the Earth Goddess?"

"He is even more prominent than those others; he is none other than the Creator Heavenly Venerable Wen Rui!"

"Eh, it's that treacherous minister who combines the remnants of the Jie Sect with the second generation of immortals?"

The female immortals of Yaochi Wonderland are obviously taught to maintain a high degree of consistency with their leaders. What kind of person does the Queen Mother of the West think of Wen Rui? The Yaochi fairies should view Wen Rui from the same perspective.

The shamans and sorceresses in charge of the affairs of the court would talk about it every day and every month, describing Wen Rui as a greedy, lustful, treacherous, and corrupt official who misled the court and harmed the good people.

Allowing the fairies to use tablets is also to develop their skills to counter evil, hoping that one of them can comprehend the supreme mystery of overcoming the magical powers of creation and the secret techniques of heaven-severing, so that they can punish evil and eliminate wickedness for the Empress and His Majesty.

It was under such public opinion that Fairy Yunxiu shaped the ugly impression of Wen Rui.

Of course, there's no need to deliberately smear him; Wen Rui's reputation among the female immortals wasn't very good to begin with. Even among the Weaver Girls who hadn't received any anti-Wen Rui propaganda, he was considered a lecherous man.

"Fool, if that Creation Celestial Venerable is really as incompetent as the steward ladies describe, why would Her Majesty receive him with such high honors?"

Yue Lixian lowered her voice and said, "Your favorite tablet computer, and the countless games and TV series stored on it, were all created by him. His creation powers and secret techniques for cutting through the heavens are being studied by the gods of the Heavenly Court. How many people can grasp the sun and moon and pluck stars from the sky like him?"

At this point, Yue Lixian's eyes were hazy as she murmured, "I thought I was an unparalleled genius when I was cultivating in the mortal realm, but after ascending, I realized that it was just because I was lucky. I was born with a top-grade spiritual root, which made my cultivation twice as effective. There are many sisters like me who have top-grade spiritual roots. Even if they don't have to cultivate diligently, they will ascend smoothly sooner or later."

"But that Creator, when he cultivated in the mortal realm, only had a broken spiritual root. Yet he opened up a completely new path of cultivation, unprecedented and unparalleled, achieving a feat that shook the ages. Compared to him, what kind of geniuses are we? Why should we feel wronged serving him food?"

(End of this chapter)