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Chapter 188: Stop lying to yourself, you are just an idiot
Chapter 188: Stop lying to yourself, you are just an idiot (Second update 6000 words!)
When Fang Daqiang arrived at the stadium, players from both teams had already started preparing to play.
"Oh, there are a lot of people, and the cheerleaders are pretty." Fang Daqiang put his hands up and admired the hot figures of the UBA cheerleaders brought by Jin Da on the field. Then he saw Fang Yu with her legs crossed on the bench. Then he took the ticket given by Fang Yu and checked the seats. It was still the first row.
This kid is indeed a substitute. That’s what I said. I’ve never heard him say that he has practiced basketball. How come he suddenly joined the school team?
However, the national main lineup is a bit weak. Looking at the small bodies of the two guards and the center, I guess they don’t have as much muscle as I do. Can we fight against them?
"Excuse me, please let me pass. Yes, yes, this is my seat." Fang Daqiang squeezed to his seat, only to find that a beautiful girl with long black hair wearing a national cheerleading team uniform was sitting in his original seat.
Next to the little beauty was a beautiful girl with long black hair who was just as pretty as her and was also wearing the national cheerleading uniform.
There was also a girl in her twenties who looked intellectual, and I couldn't tell if she was a teacher or a student.
Oh my god, are the girls in the National University so good now? Fang Daqiang automatically ignored the male office workers at Youzi Technology.
"Are you all from national universities? I used to be from a national university as well, and I've graduated for more than 20 years, so I can be considered your senior." Fang Daqiang started flirting after he sat down.
The pretty girl next to her looks smiling, but actually she's very cunning. The girl with long black hair here looks cold as ice, but actually she's a little rabbit. Please open the door obediently.
First, lift the long straight black hair.
Lu Jiayan responded politely at first, but then Shen Shuyao nudged her next to her, and she realized that this middle-aged, frivolous uncle who looked to be in his forties was trying to strike up a conversation with her.
Lu Jiayan couldn't help but frown, and her face became even colder.
Who is Fang Daqiang? He is an old scumbag who teases little girls. He treats everything as if nothing happened and immediately sighs: "I used to have a girl as old as you, who was as beautiful as you. Alas~"
Lu Jiayan and Shen Shuyao were both stunned. What did that mean? Her daughter was dead?
"Then what?" Lu Jiayan couldn't help but ask out of curiosity.
Fang Daqiang was stunned: "Then? Then we got married, and now our son is almost the same age as you."
The corners of Shen Shuyao and Lu Jiayan's eyes twitched twice.
So cold.
Fang Daqiang became interested: "Do you have time after the game? Big brother will treat you to dinner?"
Shen Shuyao held Lu Jiayan's arm and smiled sweetly: "Uncle, are you going to introduce a girl to your son? Sorry, we have to go back to school soon. This is my boyfriend's cousin. My boyfriend won't let us go out to eat with people of questionable character."
When Lu Jiayan heard Shen Shuyao's words, he felt hatred in his heart.
What is your boyfriend?
How did he become your boyfriend?
Fang Daqiang's eyelids twitched. This little girl spoke so viciously.
"Hahaha." Fang Daqiang didn't intend to do anything, he just flirted out of habit. When he heard Shen Shuyao say that, his face didn't even blush, "It's jump ball, watch the ball."
Fang Daqiang felt depressed for the entire ten minutes of the first quarter.
What is this called?
I can do better than these guys if I were in their place.
But why is there an old black man at Jinda University?
Does it destroy the balance?
Where's my son? Why hasn't he played yet?
It seems that this kid's level is not good. The main players are all at this level, and he, who is a substitute, is probably even worse.
During the winter vacation, he should be given a special training of 10,000 balls.
Wow wow wow wow wow, Jinda’s cheerleading team is so professional, their butts are almost showing!
The one in the middle is pretty good. I’ll ask for his WeChat later.
Just at this moment, he saw Fang Yu suddenly stand up from the bench, brush past the cheerleader girl he thought was pretty, grab a basketball and come to the court.
What is this kid doing here? Is he going to play soon? Fang Daqiang casually picked up a bottle of water and gulped down two mouthfuls. Fang Yu patted the ball twice, took a run-up, and dunked it with a clang.
“Puff! Ah, sorry, sorry, sorry, wipe it quickly.”
Fang Daqiang sprayed a mouthful of water directly onto the head of a boy who squeezed to the front.
It’s not all my fault. I was in the first row, and you got scolded because you squeezed in front of me to watch the game. Why are you still glaring at me?
No, when will this kid be able to dunk?
Before he could finish being surprised, he heard two clangs and Fang Yu dunked two more.
By the time he dunked the basket one step outside the free throw line on the third shot and broke it, Fang Daqiang's eyes almost fell to the ground!
I go!
Is this my son?
Of course, my offspring is so excellent!
Fang Daqiang cheered along with everyone else on the field. While clapping and cheering, he also showed off to Lu Jiayan and Shen Shuyao beside him: "Look! My son! Isn't he awesome?"
Lu Jiayan and Shen Shuyao shouted "Come on Fang Yu" while nodding out of habit. They only reacted when Fang Daqiang said "my son" for the second time.
What is this perverse old man talking about?
Fang Yu is his son?
Is this my father-in-law?
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
When Fang Daqiang saw the doubt on Shen Shuyao and Lu Jiayan’s faces, he became anxious: "He is really my son. His name is Fang Yu, right? He is a junior student majoring in finance in your school." Fang Daqiang looked confident.
Tsk, he is indeed a liar. Shen Shuyao and Lu Jiayan looked at each other, and both saw relief in each other's eyes.
"He is a sophomore." Lu Jiayan glanced at Lao Deng coldly.
Fang Daqiang's face turned red and he slapped his forehead. Oh no, he was going to be a bad father who was irresponsible and indifferent to his son in front of the girls.
"That was a slip of the tongue just now. I really am his father. Look, this is my business card. My last name is also Fang." Fang Daqiang took out his business card.
His business card only has a name and a mobile phone number, nothing else.
Could it be true? Shen Shuyao shuddered and found that Lao Deng's facial features were indeed a bit similar to Fang Yu's.
Especially the eyebrows, which are thick and sword-like, making him look a little fierce and handsome at first glance.
"Look, I still have some photos here." Fang Daqiang rummaged through the photo album on his mobile phone for a long time before he found a photo that Xu Lesheng took of the two of them during the Chinese New Year last year.
He is really Fang Yu's father! ?
Lu Jiayan and Shen Shuyao's hearts suddenly tightened. They looked at each other and thought, "It's bad, it's bad."
Then, Shen Shuyao felt something was wrong. Aren't you Fang Yu's cousin? How come you don't even know his father?
Before she could think about it carefully, she felt her phone vibrate. She picked it up and saw that it was a message from Fang Yu.
Shen Shuyao suppressed the doubts in her heart, put her hands to her mouth, and shouted: "Change Fang Yu!"
When everyone in the audience started to shout, Shen Shuyao discovered that the three guys from Fang Yu's dormitory were leading the way in the back row, shouting loudly, "Meng Guangkang - dismissed!!!"
Phew~ Shen Shuyao couldn't help but laugh out loud. Fang Yu was going to torture Meng Guangkang to death.
Meng Guangkang had a dream since a very early age.
I dream that one day I will be able to stand in the center of the stadium, with the audience around me cheering my name loudly.
And he opened his arms, welcoming the glory that belongs to him under the rotating camera.
And now, this dream has been half realized.
Indeed, everyone in the stadium was cheering his name loudly.
But there are two more words after the name - get out of class is over!!!
There are three exclamation marks.
The leaders, coaches and players of Jinan University were all stunned. It was just an inter-school invitational tournament, why did everyone suddenly shout for the coach to resign?
Are the fans here so low in tolerance?
Yes, the Da Zhou men's basketball team has had three head coaches in three years.
Meng Guangkang's face turned pale, and he tried hard to maintain a resolute expression on his face.
Suffering is only temporary, everything will pass, everything will pass.
But before his self-hypnosis could take effect, he saw the director of the sports department jogging to the bench rest area.
"Meng Guangkang! What's wrong with you? I sent you a text message asking you to change players, why didn't you do it?" The director of the physical education department was almost mad.
It was an inter-school invitational match, but the whole stadium called for substitutions, and finally the whole stadium called for the head coach to be fired. Who would believe this?!
What do you do, Meng Guangkang? When Pao Yucheng had surgery, I asked you to take charge of the league, but you messed it up. You said that change takes time, and I was fooled into believing you. As a result, today I gave you the opportunity to coach this inter-school invitational tournament, and you messed it up like this! ?
What a huge scandal, and it happened in front of the leaders of both National University and Yingzhou Jinda University!
"Now! Substitute players immediately!" the director of the sports department said firmly, "Did you hear me? Call a timeout now!"
Meng Guangkang's face turned red, and he wanted to shout, but he couldn't.
This is not the result of Fang Yu's spell, it's just that this idiot is too concerned about his reputation.
The reason why idiots are unwilling to admit their mistakes is largely because they subconsciously know that they are idiots, and this is their deepest fear.
They are not only afraid that others will think they are stupid, but they are more afraid that the conclusion "I am stupid" will be clearly placed in front of them for them to face.
Making them admit deep down that they are idiots is more painful than killing them.
"Old Bao, from now on, you will continue to coach this game. Meng Guangkang, you go back to school first and wait for processing." The director of the physical education department was so angry that he was too lazy to talk nonsense with Meng Guangkang. He said something to Bao Yucheng who had been watching the show next to him, then turned and left.
I was fired?
Meng Guangkang suddenly felt dazed.
"Pause." Bao Yucheng looked at Meng Guangkang with pity.
He has been a partner with Meng Guangkang for three years and has long known that this guy is a piece of shit, but there is nothing he can do. There is a vice-president who graduated from the School of Marxism, and for some reason he just admires Meng Guangkang's stubborn style. He is praised and complimented in large and small meetings, and he cannot be changed at all.
Bao Yucheng called Fang Yu over, gave him a few words of instruction, and signaled the referee to make a substitution, replacing Li Dongdong and the power forward with Fang Yu and Hu Weichao.
Fang Yu didn't even look at Meng Guangkang, who was standing dejectedly on the side with an air of defeat. After coming on the court, he high-fived all the players.
Then he called them together, said something casually, and performed an "inspiring confidence" exercise.
All the players on the field immediately thought to themselves, "No, Fang Yu is here, the team will be peaceful! Fang Yu is here, the sky will be clear!"
Morale boosted instantly.
When Fang Yu came on the court, the whole audience cheered and the slogans they shouted also changed.
"National!!! Come on!!!"
"National!!! Come on!!!"
Come on? You are 30 points behind, and there are still two and a half quarters. If you keep on trying, can you still turn the tide? Regarding this substitution, although they knew that Fang Yu was definitely stronger, the people of Jinzhong were more interested in watching the fun, and they didn't worry about whether Guoli would make a comeback.
There's internal strife within the team.
What a wonderful drama.
"Next, I'm going to dunk over you two." Fang Yu patted the ball with his right hand and pointed at the black and white duo of Wu Pinrui and Tang An.
Wu Pinrui raised his eyebrows and hooked his finger at Fang Yu arrogantly.
"What?" Tang An didn't understand Zhou Yu, so he turned around and asked Wu Pinrui. At this moment, Fang Yu suddenly accelerated and flashed past Tang An.
So fast!
Tang An and Wu Pinrui were shocked and rushed back to defend the basket. Fang Yu once again used a crossover to dribble past a player and started jumping with the ball in both hands two meters away from the basket.
Tang An and Wu Pinrui both used their four arms to try to block Fang Yu's dunk route, but as soon as they collided with Fang Yu's body, they felt a strong force coming and hitting them directly in the chest.
"Bang!"
"thump!"
"thump!"
Wu Pinrui and Tang An fell to the ground, holding their chests, and watched the basketball hit the basket and then fall on Tang An's head.
"Guoli! Come on!"
"Guoli! Come on!"
The cheers from the crowd increased again. Just a slam dunk ignited the atmosphere in the stadium, and morale increased visibly.
"You can't." Fang Yu shook his index finger at the two people lying on the ground. "Don't you have male players in Jinan University? It's not glorious for me to win against your Jinan University women's basketball team. Doesn't Community College have any male players? Beating your women's basketball team isn't anything to brag about."
It’s a bilingual version too.
How thoughtful.
"Wow~ so handsome~ his muscles look so strong~ he looks even stronger than Tang An~" Lin Jiating clasped her hands with a smile in her eyes, and several UBA girls beside her nodded along with her.
"I really want to touch it~"
The people at Youzi Technology were already extremely shocked when Fang Yu broke the backboard with a dunk. Many of them were heavy users of Hupu, and they could never have imagined that the boss of their company could have accomplished a feat comparable to O'Neal.
That's because they don't understand Fang Yu yet. If they did, they would know that Fang Yu might be able to accomplish Chamberlain's feat in a few years.
Note: this is a meme.
Wu Pinrui was fine, but the little white horse Tang An, also known as Amari Thomas, couldn't believe that he was knocked away in an instant!
When he was in high school, he was a key member of the Varsity Team in a strong basketball school, and was the real key player of the school's team.
There are generally three levels of high school teams in Miami: freshman team, junior team, and school team.
These three levels are actually called school teams, but only the Varsity Team is the school team in the popular sense of the Great Zhou.
The freshman team does not have any requirements for team members. As long as you sign up, you can practice and play in the freshman team's games. Most of the members of this team are first and second year students.
The junior team is mostly composed of third-year and first- and second-year students with higher levels, and there are selection criteria here.
A real school team gathers the best players in the school, and tickets can be sold for regular games.
The school team for singing, dancing and rap is actually the freshman team. There is no need for any assessment to join this team, just sign up.
If Amari Thomas stayed in Miami to study in college, he would also be able to enter the top 30 basketball schools in the NCAA!
But he knew his ceiling. Even if he played as a starter in a strong NCAA school, he would have no chance in the draft. But he absolutely did not believe that an amateur college student in the Great Zhou Dynasty could dunk over him!
"As long as you dare to shoot, I can block it." After the game resumed, Fang Yu mocked Amari Thomas who was holding the ball.
Amari Thomas bared his white teeth with a ferocious expression.
In UBA, just with this expression, he could scare those Yingzhou sissies into peeing their pants.
Blocked shots? Do you want to listen to what you are saying?
Even Olajuwon doesn't dare to say that he can block every shot!
Amari Thomas rushed in with his teeth bared, but found that he could not get rid of Fang Yu at all. He had to pass the ball and made a tactical gesture to indicate that he wanted to cooperate.
Lin Dongyan, who received the ball, understood what he meant, and other players followed suit to set screens for Amari Thomas.
With the help of the pick-and-roll, Amari Thomas felt that he had gotten rid of Fang Yu and the ball flew into his hands.
The little white horse didn't hesitate at all, he jumped up like an onion from dry land and made a jump shot.
Block? You're standing behind me, trying to block me.
Amari had just made a shot when he felt as if there was a dark cloud above his head. A big hand suddenly appeared above his arm and hit the basketball with incredible accuracy!
Bang! The basketball fell to the ground and was quickly saved by Lin An. Without thinking, he passed it directly to Fang Yu who had already started running forward.
"Bang!"
Another dunk!
35-10! In the blink of an eye, in less than a minute, they recovered four points.
This was not the end. In the remaining five minutes of the second quarter, Jinda got a total of 4 shooting opportunities and scored 3 points, one of which was a free throw.
The rest of the offensive opportunities were all destroyed by Guoli. Either the ball was intercepted or the shot was blocked, resulting in Guoli grabbing the rebound and counterattacking.
The national attack success rate during this period exceeded 80%!
It's like a different team!
Although only Fang Yu was substituted in, he kept a close eye on the most threatening players, Amari and Wu Pinrui, and neither of them scored a single point. The players in the other three positions were actually stronger than Jin Da, and they scored in many areas, with almost everyone having stats recorded.
The second quarter ended and the halftime break began. Although National was still behind in the overall score, every player was in high spirits and looked like they had won a battle.
38-28!
In five minutes, 15 points were recovered!
By the end of the third quarter, National University had already taken the lead by 15 points!
47-62!
Fang Yu's personal score exceeded 35 points! He also got 5 assists, 8 rebounds and 4 steals.
In the fourth quarter, after three minutes, the gap between the two teams further widened to more than 20 points, and Fang Yu took the initiative to ask for a substitution.
Fang Yu first jogged along the sidelines, high-fived all the spectators in the front row, and then returned to the rest area.
As expected, Lao Deng came and sat with Shen Shuyao and Lu Jiayan?
Wouldn’t that expose Lu Jiayan?
No big deal.
Fang Yu glanced at Meng Guangkang who was still standing there, and saw that this man, who was just in his thirties, seemed to have aged several years in an instant.
Meng Guangkang was playing a movie in his mind at this moment.
The way people looked at him as if he was an idiot made him feel uneasy, as if he was sitting on pins and needles, and as if there was a fishbone stuck in his throat.
It reminded him of his experiences as a child in the village.
Since he was a child, he felt that he was different from other children.
No one could understand him, instead they all laughed at him. Even the aunties in the village once laughed at him for having a problem with his brain.
He fought with these kids and even broke the little finger on his left hand.
Therefore, his left hand is always holding the coaching manual to cover it.
But he refused to accept it at that time.
You don’t understand what I’m thinking at all. I am right and smart, and you are stupid!
So he studied very hard, and tried his best to get the first place in every exam.
But, but, why did I work so hard but still only rank in the top ten?
It doesn’t matter, as long as I keep working harder than everyone else, I will definitely surpass you!
So, he was admitted to the second best middle school in the county. His high school grades were average, but fortunately he was in good health and used his sprinting skills to be admitted to a sports university to study physical education.
At the Sports University, he continued to study very hard, trying to memorize all the knowledge firmly in his mind.
Finally, in college, he got first place in the class.
Finally, he passed the basketball coaching certificate exam.
Finally, he entered a national university and became a basketball coach and university teacher.
Those who once laughed at me, where are you now?
Planting rice in the village?
Carrying bricks at the construction site?
Are you working as a decorator?
Hahaha, I am better than all of you. I have said it before, you are the stupid ones!
You may laugh at me, but your foolish heads cannot understand my wisdom at all!
Where are you, those who laugh at me? Where are you?
Right here.
Fang Yu walked up to Meng Guangkang with a sly smile on his face: "Coach Meng, you haven't left yet?"
Meng Guangkang looked at Fang Yu with a stubborn look in his eyes: "Even if the substitution wins today, I am right not to let you play! This is science! If you want to gloat over someone else's misfortune, go ahead. Time will prove who is right!"
Fang Yu gave a thumbs up and praised: "I admire you guys who have holes in your brains."
After saying that, Fang Yu turned around to leave, but turned back again and looked at Meng Guangkang with pitiful eyes.
"I forgot to say the most important thing, Coach Meng, don't lie to yourself, you are just an idiot."
Hearing this, Meng Guangkang was struck by lightning, and pointed at Fang Yu with trembling fingers, "You, you are nonsense..."
When Meng Guangkang was halfway through saying "Hu", he suddenly yelled, holding his head and ran out of the Donghai Gymnasium.
There was no expression of sympathy on Fang Yu's face.
It's useless to feel sorry for him. People like him don't know how to reflect on themselves.
Next time he gets the chance, he will continue to make trouble.
For them, proving to themselves that they are not idiots is more important than their wives and children.
(End of this chapter)
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