Tokyo: The evil god doesn't want to be the top star

Chapter 436: Yunwaijing Trial Plan

"The production team didn't have the budget to prepare a lifeguard, so I finally managed to use my survival instinct and suddenly realized my swimming skills on the spot and swam back by myself. However, after the show was aired, netizens mocked me as a 'human water float'."

"Ahem, it's just a simple skipping of stones. There's no need to prepare a lifeguard, right?"

"Another time, when I was visiting a Qigong master, I accidentally let out a long and loud fart while learning the moves. The production crew even amplified the sound effects, and the next day I became the 'Fart Master' in a ghost video."

“Come on, Tetsuda-senpai, he’s still eating… And isn’t it because you, as an artist, didn’t manage your breath well in your lower limbs?”

Listening to Tetsuda's complaints, Sakamoto Hide and Kobayashi Yukiko next to him couldn't help but start complaining wildly.

As the resident artists of this program, in the past, when facing the high and mighty "immortals", no matter how well-known they were in the entertainment industry, the guests could only clumsily step into the field that others had practiced for many years like apprentices, and become the background of jokes and background boards...

In the last two episodes of the show, Xia Fan tied with four "immortals" in different fields, which made Tietian vent his anger.

"By the way, there's no prize money for this certificate?"

Xia Fan, who was eating while listening to the three people chatting, glanced at the three framed "Chinise World Record Certificates" on the table and sighed in disappointment.

That’s right, the Chicken Records only awards certificates, without any bonuses or material rewards…

This is also the reason why all those "immortals" who are detached from the mundane world are racking their brains to think of the "commercial monetization model" after setting the record.

……

"Damn it, I didn't expect Xia Jun to have such a strong talent for mimicking movements. This 'special plan' was prepared in a hurry."

"If we invite a few more 'immortals' and record the 'second half', we will be very rich..."

At the same time, Director Ozu, who was eating his lunch in the program crew's office next door, also sighed.

After discovering Xia Fan's talent for action during the last recording, he had planned this "special project"...

All the invited guests are "action-type" immortals, who are trying to replicate the effect of "Mortals defeat Immortals" in the previous episode.

However, although there are many immortals in Zone 11, most of them are technical types such as the "cooking immortal", "sushi immortal" and "yakitori immortal". Even with the official assistance of Chickens, only three "action" immortals who are willing to challenge the record on the show were invited in a short period of time.

But even so, Xia Fan's performance today was amazing enough. Director Ozu could imagine the scene where advertising sponsors would come to him after this episode of "Special Project" was broadcast.

"director……"

A staff member, with rice grains at the corners of his mouth, ran in hurriedly.

"Well, what does J Club say?"

Ozu put down the lunch box in his hand and asked nervously.

"After you made the arrangements, I contacted J-company directly, AFO's agent Iijima..."

"Regarding Xia Fan's offer to be a permanent guest on our show, she declined on the grounds that she had to focus on preparing the theme song in the near future."

The staff member replied frustratedly.

"what?"

"I offered 400,000 yen per episode as a first-tier artist, but they didn't even think about it and just rejected it?!"

J Company and TBS TV station cooperate frequently, and the other party's "ruthless" attitude made director Ozu angry and confused.

"Anyway, for tomorrow's broadcast, we'll use the inventory we prepared earlier."

"I'll give you enough time for today's episode. We'll broadcast it next week. We must ensure the program's effects and production quality!"

Director Ozu took a sip of tea helplessly and was no longer in the mood to eat his lunch.

"Xia Fan's matter cannot be rushed. I will try to find a way to communicate with the higher-ups..."

He originally planned to transform the entire program from "worshipping the immortal" to "national tour to challenge the immortal" with Xia Fan as the core, in order to seek further breakthroughs...

This time it was rejected, so this new plan had to be put on hold. …

The next day, Shibuya, Studio Penta practice room.

The walls and floors of the not-so-large practice room are covered with special sound-proofing wood, and various musical instruments and speaker equipment are neatly placed.

"Hey Hey hey……"

At this moment, Xia Fan was standing in front of the audio equipment, adjusting the microphone effect.

This "external business" practice room has good sound insulation and provides performance-level professional equipment, making it very suitable for personal recording and band rehearsals.

But corresponding to the comfortable environment, efficient service and professional equipment is the price of no less than 5000 yen per hour.

"The first phase of the Yunwaijing exploration project has begun."

"Please be advised, Mr. Xia Fan...Advisor, the target has entered the building and is expected to arrive at the designated location in three minutes."

Suddenly, Yui Aiba's voice was heard from the hidden wireless headphones Xia Fan was wearing.

"Yeah, about the same time as agreed."

After checking the time, Xia Fan took a deep breath, adjusted his expression, and looked towards the door of the practice room nervously...

"Don't be nervous, Mr. Xia Fan, just act as usual..."

Aoi Jinguji's gentle voice of comfort came from the headphones.

"I know it won't be exposed."

After taking a look at the "smoke detector" on the studio ceiling, Xia Fan rubbed his face and his expression returned to normal.

"Knock, knock... excuse me..."

There was a slight knock on the door, and the practice room door was pushed open from the outside.

"Sorry, Xia Jun, I'm late."

Hoshina Hanami, wearing a beret, a short skirt and a sailor jacket, walked in with a smile.

"No, no... I came too early..."

Xia Fan glanced at her, then looked away slightly with a hint of suspicion.

Hoshina Hanami's outfit looks ordinary in college style, but the skirt is unexpectedly short. Her long and healthy legs are shining brightly, making it hard to look away.

"Ah... This conversation is just like a date..."

"The way she's dressed today shouldn't be considered rude by dating standards, right?"

Seemingly very satisfied with Xia Fan's reaction, Xing Minghua came to him and deliberately spun around...

As skirts flutter, the absolute territory under the shadows is in jeopardy.

Her attire was clearly not much different from usual, but her words and expressions were no longer as reserved as usual, and the size of her clothes was also slightly different. Her whole body exuded an irresistible pure and lustful aura.

"Ahem, well, you should take a breath first, warm up your voice, and then try the microphone..."

Xia Fan rubbed his nose, suppressed the rush of blood, and handed her a bottle of mineral water.

"Thanks……"

"Xia-kun, doesn't Club B have a practice room? Why did you go to such great lengths to arrange such a private place?"

Taking the mineral water, Hoshina Hanami took a sip, licked the bottle mouth with her pink tongue, and asked playfully.

(End of this chapter)