Abstraction for a bad world

Chapter 13 Black Tea, Hot
Catgirl Faye is the front desk receptionist at the Auditorium Magic Association.

In a remote Beiyuan city like the Auditorium, there are not multiple associations such as the "Knight Association", "Magic Association" and "Adventurer Association" clearly separated like in the imperial capital.

Instead, it depends on which party contributes more, and that party’s name will be directly hung on the association’s plaque.

Therefore, even in a small town like the auditorium, when people from multiple associations gather together, Feiyi's reception tasks will become much heavier, including but not limited to:

New adventurers are advised not to give their heads to the goblins outside the city.

Explain strange commissions to illiterate people from various countries.

Confirmed that the various pieces of debris are the heads of xx monsters.

There are also explanations of the application rules for each association's license...

All the rules are posted on the door in various languages. Even if you don’t understand them, there are people in the association’s bar discussing them every day.

Therefore, the person who needs her to explain should be somewhat seriously ill.

Just like now.

"Sir, you need to register and pay the fee before you can sign up for the seventh-level wizard license exam, meow."

Faye continued speaking in a sweet voice, having a hard time suppressing the sweat on her face under her professional fake smile.

——Damn it, could it be that this foreign kid in front of me also has hidden intellectual disabilities?
If this kid didn't look particularly like her, Faye would have taken out the rubber hammer under the counter and knocked him unconscious and had someone drag him away.

How could a normal person continue to say like a repeater after she repeated it three times:

"I want to be a wizard."

Yuan Qingzhuo follows the words in [Hope God's Speed ​​Run Guide]: "And all you have to do is say 'OK'."

The guide mentions that players do not need to follow traditional and cumbersome local rules to change their jobs. All they need is for the NPC who issues the task to agree to your job change request to trigger the task.

Yuan Qingzhuo is now trying to see if he can trigger the job change task like an ordinary player.

"Sir, did you really hear what I said, meow?"

Faye took a deep breath.

"The intelligence of the beastmen is really worrying..."

Yuan Qingzhuo rubbed his temple in distress and emphasized again: "You just need to say 'OK', do you understand?"

The corners of the cat girl's mouth twitched slightly, and the veins on her forehead bulged, but after noticing the curious looks from the other adventurers in the hall, she put on a professional fake smile again.

"This gentleman..."

"Ms. Faye, what's the point of talking to a kid who can't understand what you're saying?"

Hey, why is there a dog barking in the hall?

In less than two seconds, the thin Yuan Qingzhuo was pushed aside by the rattling steel armor.

He glanced at the instigator.

He is a blond young man less than 20 years old.

Behind him, there followed a proud and cool female wizard and a fierce female priestess.

Well, if we add a female knight, we can complete the configuration of the toilet paper novice protagonist group for each season.

Yuan Qingzhuo listened to the cat girl's sweet clip sounds while admiring the deep valley of her northern hemisphere as the pastor lady, who seemed a little guilty, bowed to him repeatedly to apologize.

He actually doesn't care.

Because two small fish are just small fish when they are in trouble. Getting angry with small fish that can be crushed at will... The New Age Yellow Card Martial Arts Grandmaster is not that narrow-minded.

Within two minutes, the golden-haired young man took on a mission to hunt goblins.

As she was leaving, the pastor lady nodded to him apologetically.

Yuan Qingzhuo would like to call it the episode with the most craftsmanship.

"Alright, stupid cat girl."

Yuan Qingzhuo took out a gold coin from his pocket and placed it on the counter, which attracted Fei's attention like a magnet.

"Sir, what does gold coin mean, meow~"

Fei twisted her body, and the loli sound she made almost drilled through Yuan Qingzhuo's head.

"I want to be a wizard."

Yuan Qingzhuo resisted the mental attack expressionlessly and covered the gold coin with his hand: "If you say 'OK', I'll give it to you."

"Okay meow~"

Gold coins are still useful.

Fei's face flushed as she placed her hands on her cheeks, pretending to be a real kitten as she lowered her head and held the gold coin in her fangs, winking at Yuan Qingzhuo playfully.

Yuan Qingzhuo calmly withdrew his hand and took a step back.

This cat girl has no sense of shame at all, doing this in broad daylight. But thanks to her, the job transfer task popped up.

[Ding, you have triggered the regular job transfer task]

[Job Change Quest: Mage]

[Mission objective: Obtain 1000 points of association contribution]

[Current progress: 0/1000]

The job transfer task is no different from that of ordinary players - the guide clearly states that you only need to kill one hundred ordinary goblins to complete the job transfer.

The living habits and killing methods of goblins are also provided below.

I hope that although this person is abstract, she is actually a kind-hearted female Bodhisattva with very positive values.

If we hurry, maybe we can capture a hundred goblins in two days.

"Sister Haizi, can you read?"

Yuan Qingzhuo pointed to the entrustment notice board nearby.

The black robe trembled twice before being interrupted by another voice.

"Fei can read meow~"

The cat girl stretched her upper body in front of Yuan Qingzhuo, looked at him straight, and licked her lips seductively.

Who asked you?

Of course, it is impossible to say such offensive words to a stranger.

"Then Miss Faye, please introduce the commission to me."

Yuan Qingzhuo quietly distanced himself from the shrimp-headed girl before he heard her introduce herself in a business-like voice:
"The first lesson for the newbies is, of course, the Cyclops that's been wandering in the forest outside the city, meow!"

Fei pulled out an old order form from under the counter and placed it in front of Yuan Qingzhuo.

"Dang! This is the Cyclops commission form that I posted when I first started working."

Yuan Qingzhuo looked at the blurred abstract painting on the commission with curiosity: "How much contribution will it make if I complete this?"

"It seems to be only five or six thousand..."

Fei didn't notice Yuan Qingzhuo's eyes lit up, and shook her head: "The Cyclops is not as weak as the biography says. To kill it, at least a trio of gold-level adventurers are needed. The former may even kill one or two people."

The Golden Adventurer Iron Triangle naturally refers to the team composed of gold-level warriors, mages, and priests.

“There aren’t many teams of this level in the auditorium.”

Faye shrugged, her fingers spinning on the order sheet, thinking about how to lure the unusually wealthy young man from a foreign land into her bed tonight.

By that time, humph, I don’t believe you can still hold back - Fei thought.

"Besides, Cyclops usually don't leave their habitats, so they pose a relatively small threat, so naturally they don't get many contribution points, meow."

"That doesn't sound like a good deal."

Yuan Qingzhuo sighed, and then asked casually: "Sister Fei, where is the habitat of the Cyclops?"

The cat girl was delighted when she heard "Sister Faye". Without thinking, she pointed at the large map near the auditorium hanging on the wall and said, "It's very close. It's about three kilometers southwest of the auditorium, meow."

Yuan Qingzhuo laughed happily.

"Listen to me, young sir. Don't go near that place..."

Fei was still talking, but Yuan Qingzhuo had already received a satisfactory answer. He walked out of the association and instructed Hydra, who was motionless, on the way:

"Haifufu, make me a cup of unsweetened black tea."

The cat girl just reacted at this time, and just happened to hear a sentence coming from outside the door:

"Remember, it has to be hot."

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