What's the crash? I'm playing the game normally.
Chapter 990 Cilantro: They finally gave themselves away; they really are a terrorist squad!
Chapter 990 Cilantro: They finally gave themselves away; they really are a terrorist squad!
Cilantro's face stiffened, looking somewhat bewildered. What was going on? Was this not funny?
But they're all ugly, terrifying, and bizarre, so how is she supposed to tell the difference between funny and not funny? Only a psychopath could do that!
I really can't imagine how the Spicy Hot Pot team managed to distinguish whether something was funny or not amidst the terrifying and bizarre sight of two characters with their eyes falling out.
Who knows? In her eyes, everything was the most terrifying and bizarre thing.
Cilantro felt a bit helpless inside. "I'm already trying so hard to smile, what more do you want from me?"
Wait a minute, did I laugh first... and that's why they're unhappy?
You think you stole their thunder? That's ridiculous.
Cilantro, looking rather weak, was the last to leave and shut her mouth.
Bai Wan, Su Yuening, and the others also had strange expressions. How come this righteous person who was lurking in front of them was even more lively than Yun Xin'er? Was he born to love to laugh?
They could understand laughing at Fang Hanxin before, but they really couldn't see what was so funny about him. His sense of humor was just too low.
Inexplicable.
Bai Wan and the others felt somewhat puzzled.
Just as Su Yuening was about to say something, her expression suddenly changed, and she looked somewhat helpless.
"Uncle Bai, how come we've had another amazing moment?"
Su Yuening was starting to lose her composure; they had only been in the haunted house for a few minutes!
"what?"
Bai Wan was also stunned for a moment after hearing this, and focused his attention on the forum. Although they could not see the discussions and details among netizens on the forum, they could see that they had indeed added another wonderful moment to their lives.
"This...this has nothing to do with me, right? Judging from the name, it should be a highlight of our group." Bai Wan immediately began to make excuses as usual.
"Hey, isn't this all because of your abilities?" Liu Tong glared angrily, his eyes puffed out. He was quite dissatisfied with the previous "Grandma Liu Tong Spider" incident.
Bai Wan continued to defend himself, and while Bai Wan's team was discussing it, the forum became lively again.
Everyone was bored and waiting for the haunted house competition.
The big competition has finally begun. The previous matches were usually against weaker teams, but this time the Villain Squad and the Dragon Knight Squad have met, and Goddess Yao's vice-captain might even come to provide support.
"Yes, let's start fighting! My wine and peanuts are ready."
I'm actually more looking forward to Mala Xiangguo (Spicy Stir-Fry); I wonder what kind of tricks they'll pull off in this competition.
[Probably not. Their impressive moments before were due to weak opponents. This time, with such strong opponents, if they were to wipe out their team instantly, there wouldn't be any exciting moments left, would there?]
[I think the Spicy Hot Pot team is pretty strong too, they... Holy crap, wait, here comes the exciting moment!?]
[What?! Only a few minutes? Another amazing moment from Mala Xiangguo?]
The forum users were instantly in an uproar. Even those who supported Mala Xiangguo didn't expect that the Mala Xiangguo team would create another exciting moment just a few minutes after entering the haunted house. Generally speaking, they haven't even encountered the villainous team yet, and the game hasn't even started. Why is this happening?
Everyone looked on curiously, and this time the title was: The Humor Point of a Psychopathic Serial Killer.
Upon clicking, everyone gasped in astonishment at the outrageous scene.
A terrifying spider crawled over, but everyone burst into laughter. Even the captain, Spicy Mushroom, clutched his stomach as if he was about to die laughing, and even pounded the ground with his hands. Was it really that funny?
Everyone's expression changed. He really was a terrifying killer. Even the seemingly gentle white-haired girl covered her mouth.
They saw that in an environment where everyone would be afraid, or at least solemn, these people laughed every time they encountered a ghost. An outsider might have thought they were visiting a haunted house.
Even a young man named Liu Tong, upon seeing an incredibly terrifying old woman, inexplicably felt a little embarrassed and blushed. Damn, what kind of twisted hobby is that!
The most terrifying one was probably the girl named Cilantro. She was the first to laugh among the serial killers, and her laughter was incredibly maniacal. Even when her teammates stopped laughing, she was still laughing.
Good heavens, this cilantro looks so peaceful, but I never imagined it would be so terrifying.
Meanwhile, the captain of the Cilantro Kingdom and the ghost hunters were also watching. Seeing their infiltrated Cilantro laughing at a ghost, they found it hard to calm down.
"What happened to Cilantro? Is she still one of our good team members?"
The video of the entire highlight moment is not long, but it contains a lot of information, showing from all angles just how crazy and pathological the members of Bai Wan's team are.
Inside the haunted house, Cilantro became even more vigilant, carefully observing each of her teammates and discovering the team's hidden rules.
Most teammates share the same hobbies, but there's always one person whose sense of humor differs from theirs. For example, if five teammates are laughing, there's always one person whose sense of humor doesn't match, and they'll end up looking uncomfortable.
Discovering this pattern put Cilantro in a difficult position, because she didn't know whether she should laugh, whether to blend in with the masses, or to cater to the minority.
Sometimes, even smiling in advance is not an option, which really puts Cilantro in a difficult position, and she sweats more and more on her forehead.
Being infiltrated by such a terrifying group of killers was incredibly stressful for her, especially now that Bai Wan and the others had started talking about it. Hearing their conversation, Xiangcai was sweating even more.
Bai Wan saw a female skeleton and suddenly said with emotion, "It's Hua Huo. How nostalgic. It feels like it was so long ago. I wonder how she is doing. Back then, I basically wiped out their country and even killed their gods..."
Cilantro tensed up when she heard what the Spicy Hot Pot team leader said.
As expected! It was exposed!
This guy almost destroyed someone else's country?
Before Xiangcai could finish listening, Su Yuening rolled her eyes at Bai Wan and said, "What? You've not only destroyed other countries, but you've also destroyed one of our cities, Ping'an City!"
what? ?
Cilantro's expression was incredibly strange. Destroying other people's countries is one thing, but to even attack cities in your own country is just too crazy!
Bai Wan said somewhat helplessly, "Well, I couldn't find you, so I went to look for you."
Cilantro shuddered upon hearing this. Was an entire city to be wiped out just to find someone?
Then she saw the white-haired girl become shy and say with a smile, "I'm sorry, I stabbed you with a knife back then and almost killed you."
"????"
Cilantro's big eyes were full of question marks. She began to imagine two young lovers arguing and having a fight, and then White Hair went directly to another city. Then, Spicy Hot Pot Captain destroyed a city in the process of searching for him.
That's not enough. They're still angry, and they're already stabbing each other in the back?
That's insane, absolutely insane!
She initially thought the white-haired girl seemed quite gentle, but she actually nearly stabbed the captain to death.
Su Yuening then looked at Bai Wan and said, "Remember to be more restrained in the future. Destroying a city will kill so many people."
Bai Wan waved his hand and said, "Hey, that's because Captain Li is there. Actually, nothing happened. Besides, my brother Liu Tong kills countless people every day, probably millions or tens of millions."
(End of this chapter)
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