What's the crash? I'm playing the game normally.

Chapter 1001 The villain completely breaks down when he calls his parents to verify!

Xiao Ai seemed conflicted at this point, and finally she sighed and said, "Let go, baboon."

Jiang Yangyang: "..."

Baboon my foot!

"No, Xiao Ai, think about it carefully and calmly. Does anyone really call their boyfriend 'Baboon' instead of 'Jiang Jiang'?"

Xiao Ai hesitated for a moment after hearing this, but finally said, "It's true that the name 'Baboon' doesn't sound very nice, but your name is indeed Baboon."

Jiang Yangyang was completely dumbfounded, and then said, "Then, have you forgotten how we first met?"

"Xiao Ai, have you forgotten that when I introduced myself, I recited a poem using my name? The first line was: 'Rivers flow like the sea...'"

Xiao Ai paused for a moment after hearing this, and finally said:
"Brother, you're mistaken. The first line is, 'The baboon is like a monkey,' isn't it?"

"puff!"

Jiang Yangyang was so angry she almost vomited blood. Who would talk about a baboon looking like a monkey on their first date?
"My name isn't Baboon, it's Jiang Jiang!"

Jiang Yangyang was a little confused. Why did his teammates and girlfriend all think that he was surnamed Fei? The most outrageous thing was that the clown referee also thought so, and even when he was holding Jiang Yangyang's name tag, he said that he had taken it by mistake.

"I protest! I disagree! I question the fairness of your Ghost and God Amusement Park!" Jiang Yangyang suddenly shouted, while the clown frowned slightly, looking somewhat angry.

You can criticize its clown for being ugly, but you can't question whether its ghost-themed amusement park is problematic.

"Fine, you human contestant, all you do is argue and make trouble. Well then, I'll use my power to connect you to the police station in your birthplace!"

As he spoke, the clown tossed Jiang Yangyang a cell phone, connecting her directly to reality through his abilities.

Hello, how can I help you?

On the other end of the line was a staff member, and Jiang Yangyang successfully started a WeChat video call with him. This was probably due to the clown's ability to influence reality through the game, which made the staff member not think that the situation was abnormal and treated Jiang Yangyang as an ordinary person who came to consult.

"Hello, my ID number is 232... I'd like to see what my name is," Jiang Yangyang said to the staff member on the phone.

The staff member, a young woman, gave this question a strange look, as if she were looking at someone with intellectual disabilities, as if to say, "Who doesn't know their own name?"

Jiang Yangyang was also a little embarrassed by the stares, but he was eager to prove himself. Goodness, he had lived for more than 30 years, did he not know his own surname?

A few minutes later, the young lady suddenly replied: "Found you. Your surname is Fei, and your name is Fei Yangyang."

Jiang Yangyang: "..."

"No, there really is a person in this world named Fei Yangyang. Is your system malfunctioning?"

"Hehe, how about that? See? Your human identity records also show your surname as 'Boiling'," the clown said with a satisfied smile.

Jiang Yangyang shook her head, her face still grim: "No, I don't believe it. Yes, and my parents too! Let my parents communicate with me!! They must know my last name!"

The clown sneered. Although somewhat dissatisfied, in order to prove the fairness of his amusement park, he directly connected his phone to his parents in real life.

Jiang Yangyang felt wronged the moment she saw her mother.

"Mom, I'm so glad to see you. Everyone says my surname is Fei, not Jiang. Mother, do you remember? You always called me Jiang'er."

He saw his mother shake her head, looking somewhat confused, and say, "Child, your surname is Fei. I usually call you Fei'er."

Jiang Yangyang: "..."

"No, Mom, didn't you say that my surname means I'm a child of the Yangtze River, and sometimes you even call me 'Jiang's son'?"

But the mother shook her head and said, "No, I'm calling you a useless son."

Jiang Yangyang: "...Mom, think about it carefully, would any mother call her own child a useless son?"

The mother was puzzled when she heard this, but in the end she shook her head and said, "Maybe it's because you weren't good enough when you were young."

Jiang Yangyang was speechless for a moment, then asked, "No, what's my dad's name?" Her mother replied matter-of-factly, "Jiang Daming."

"???"

"No, why is my dad's surname Jiang, but mine is Fei?" Jiang Yangyang felt like the world was collapsing at this moment. His dad's name was Jiang Hai.

The mother was taken aback. Indeed, the father's surname was Jiang, so why was her son's surname Fei? Finally, Jiang Yangyang listened speechlessly as his mother muttered to herself:
"Could it be that I cheated on my husband? Otherwise, why doesn't my son have the surname Jiang...?"

"..."

"No, you'd rather suspect yourself of cheating than doubt that my surname is Jiang?" Jiang Yangyang was so angry she was about to vomit blood.

Then his mother said, "Maybe it's because you looked like a baboon when you were little that we changed your surname to Fei."

Would someone really change their surname just because they look like a baboon? Are you kidding me?

Jiang Yangyang stared wide-eyed, feeling that no one in the world could understand him.

When Su Yuening and the others saw Jiang Yangyang's expression, they instantly understood what was going on and couldn't help but look at Grandpa Bai, who was eating melon seeds.

Good heavens, Grandpa Bai has struck again. His abilities are as unreasonable as ever. Did he just change the other person's surname?
Another hilarious moment was posted on the forum, and it was real-time, so all the players could see this funny and absurd moment.

Has this villain lost their mind? They don't even remember their own last name?

The funniest thing is his mother; she doesn't even know if she's cheating on her husband. And then again, if the father's surname is Jiang, how could the son possibly have the surname Fei...?

Many forum users started discussing it.

At the International Testing Center, Li Xiaoxi and Wu Hong also found it somewhat interesting.

"Weren't the members of the villain team two supposed to be quite skilled? How come they've become so mentally challenged? They don't even know their own surnames anymore," Wu Hong laughed.

But suddenly Zhang Ce spoke up, "Don't you guys feel a strong sense of incongruity?"

"A sense of incongruity?" Li Xiaoxi asked, somewhat puzzled.

Zhang Ce looked at the crazy villain in the forum and continued, "Every time we play against Spicy Hot Pot, some strange things always happen. Like this time, no matter how stupid he is, he shouldn't be so stupid that he can't even remember his own surname."

After hearing this, Li Xiaoxi and Wu Hong exchanged a glance and nodded at the same time.

It's a bit strange...

“I suspect the captain of the Spicy Hot Pot team was behind it,” Zhang Ce said at this moment.

“That can’t be… But the clown at the amusement park is connected to his family in the real world, and even the police station…” Wu Hong stood there dumbfounded after hearing this.

She found it hard to imagine what kind of power could change the perceptions of so many people.

"Forget it, it's just speculation for now... Let's keep watching. The highlights of the Spicy Hot Pot team's talents haven't been released yet. Generally speaking, this part will be compiled into a collection at the end of the game."

By then, we should have a better understanding of this spicy hot pot team, especially... their leader.

Zhang Ce gazed intently at the forum, sensing an unfathomable depth in this spicy hotpot user.

In the haunted house at the amusement park, Jiang Yangyang shouted that he was not Fei Yangyang, but was eventually dragged away by the clown and told to go roll around and play with Mei Yangyang.

Lin Bo'er was weak and no match for Su Yuening, so Su Yuening won the match directly.

The Joker announced on the spot, "Alright, the little episode is over, so... let's begin the third match!"

Bai Wan became excited again. This time it was finally his turn to take the stage. He had wanted to play the name tag ripping game for a long time.

The games we played so far have been so much fun, I'm going to have a really fun name tag ripping game too.

(End of this chapter)