Tomb Raider: Evolution of the Red Dragon, Starting from the Ancient City of Jingjue
Chapter 455 Am I the Best Robber?
"what happened?"
"Report to the Holy Son, it seems someone is robbing us."
"Oh, get rid of him."
Liang You didn't even bother to pay attention to these clowns.
"okay, I get it."
"Forget it. No matter how stupid I am, at least I have attracted other people's attention."
After saying this, Jiang Hua also started to act.
Jiang Hua appeared in front of Liang You in an instant.
"you.….."
"I'm sorry, you should get some sleep first!"
After Jiang Hua finished speaking, he hit Liang You in the face with a brick.
"Peng!"
The next second Liang You fainted, and before he fainted his consciousness was focused on moving the bricks.
Do you have any sense of public morality? It would hurt so much to hit someone in the face with such a big brick.
Then Jiang Hua carried the unconscious Liang You and ran out.
"It's done, retreat!"
After Tianyu received Jiang Hua's message, he immediately left.
"What's going on with this group of people?"
But the next second, the servant entered the carriage and found that the Son of God was missing.
"Something happened, Shengzi Bei was kidnapped!"
However, the culprit has now carried Liang You to a mountain cave.
Jiang Hua put Liang Youhei on the ground.
“I’m here, are the Saint’s meals so good these days? It’s so heavy!
Jiang Hua looked at Liang You angrily and said, "Eat."
"When are we going to do the next job?"
At this time Tianyu had already felt the joy of robbery, and he suppressed his inner thoughts and said.
"Wait, I'll deal with him first!"
Then Jiang Hua built a very simple cage and threw Liang You in it.
Jiang Hua walked over and slapped Tianyu on the head.
"You stupid*!"
"Why did you hit me!"
Tianyu looked at Jiang Hua fiercely, as if to say, "If you don't give me an explanation today, I will never let you go."
"You still have the nerve to fight me 60-40. Let me tell you, if you go robbing someone like that, you'll get beaten to death."
Jiang Hua became angrier and angrier as he spoke, and even wanted to take action after he finished speaking.
"Then what do you say we should do?"
"Wait a minute, I'll show you an example. I'll be the one to draw the fire while you go and rob people. Remember to watch my movements and expressions. Got it?"
"Oh!"
Afterwards, Jiang Hua and Tianyu moved to another place. They squatted there for a while and saw a pair of people coming.
"Okay, look at how I do it. Write it down in your notebook. It's your turn to practice it later."
After Jiang Hua finished speaking, he flew out and landed in front of the pair of people.
Jiang Hua directly acted as if he was the boss, second to the earth, and himself the third.
He touched the ground with the tip of his right toe, put his left hand on his waist, pointed his finger forward, and looked at people with his nostrils.
"Robbery! Men, get out of here, women, stay!"
"Fuck, that's so cheap!"
After seeing Jiang Hua like this, Tianyu couldn't help but swear.
It’s not Tianyu’s fault. Jiang Hua really deserves a beating now.
"Okay, now it's time to take action."
Tianyu flashed into the carriage and saw two women inside. This made Tianyu unable to tell which one was the person he was going to kidnap.
"Which one of you is the saint?" "However, the next second, I was greeted with two fists."
After seeing their attack, Tianyu didn't care anymore. He knocked them both out and left while holding one in his arms.
"withdraw!"
After seeing Tianyu succeed, Jiang Hua also left.
When Jiang Hua arrived at the meeting point agreed upon with Tianyu, he was dumbfounded.
What is Tianyu doing? He is hugging a woman. Damn, I'm in front, fighting hard, and you're hugging a girl behind!
"This is?"
"After I entered the carriage, I couldn't tell which one was the Saint for a moment, so I knocked them both out and took them away!"
"Well, that's good. You've made progress. You know how to apply what you have learned to other situations. By the way, did you learn how to play the game I just taught you?"
"Once you've learned it, just put on a face that looks like you deserve a beating."
"Well, it feels a little wrong, but that's the way it is."
In the following days, Jiang Hua and Tianyu kept robbing the Holy Son and Holy Daughter, which also added a terrifying legend to Yuancheng.
"Have you heard that there are people outside Yuancheng who specialize in robbing saints and saint daughters? One of them looks really annoying, and they have already started to capture people. Now all the saints and saint daughters who come to Yuancheng have been captured. No one can find them."
"Yeah, I heard they eat several saints in one meal."
Hearing their conversation, Jiang Hua's face was filled with black lines. What's going on? I just arrested a few people, how could the rumors spread like this?
"Do I really look that bad?"
Tianyu's words at this time almost made Jiang Hua vomit his food.
"How come you've become so withdrawn just because it's not a rumor?"
"Don't worry, you're still pretty handsome!"
"By the way, you have arrested so many people, what are you going to do next?"
"Wait a few days to see if there are any more Holy Sons coming. If not, I will spread the news and ask them to bring money to redeem the people."
"Aren't you afraid that Bei and the others will beat you up?"
"Of course I have thought of a solution, you will know when the time comes."
After saying that, Jiang Hua walked back with a pile of steamed buns.
"Oh, I'm almost dying of envy of those who eat white flour buns every day."
"I don't think I'd believe you if you didn't give me the other pile of lost food."
Tianyu looked at the big fish and meat in Jiang Hua's other hand and said with contempt.
"dinner time!"
After Jiang Hua returned to the cave, he walked to the cell door and gave each of the prisoners two steamed buns.
"Alas, that black-hearted boss has raised the price for me because he saw that I bought so many steamed buns every day. If your own forces don't raise enough money to redeem you, I will not let you go."
Jiang Hua said as he looked at these unusually honest saints and saintesses.
When they first knew they were caught, they were so proud that they definitely wouldn't ask for the steamed buns. This group of saints went on a hunger strike in protest.
But that's where the problem lies.
Jiang Hua was so happy to see them on a hunger strike that he almost fell to his knees.
"You guys not eating just save me money."
It was okay to not eat for a day or two, but after a long time, even the cultivators could not stand it. In addition, Jiang Hua was tempting them every day, so they finally gave in.
Jiang Hua put the steamed bun down and sat down.
"Do you think I am the best robber? I even bought you white flour buns. If I were one of those vicious robbers, I would kill you for being disobedient like this."
Then Jiang Hua distributed the meat he had bought to them.
"Come and eat more, otherwise when your elders come to redeem you and see how thin you are, they might think I'm abusing you."
Tianyu saw Jiang Hua being so mean and resisted the urge to hit him.
"You starved people for days and you say you didn't abuse them?"
"Alas, I've grown attached to you guys over the past few days. I really don't want to let you go!"
Jiang Hua's words to himself almost scared them to death.
Who has feelings for you? We came out to experience some life, but you captured us. Now you make us eat white steamed buns every day. (End of this chapter)
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