I picked up skill fragments in the demon world.
Chapter 185 I Like Your Unruly Look
Chapter 185 I Like Your Unruly Look
"Wow, they're so perky and white and tender!" Zhang Chen looked at the two white and tender radish with a hint of surprise. This white and tender radish is smoother and more delicate than women's radish, especially the perky bulge, which makes people want to take a picture of it.
"Crack~"
Zhang Chen slapped the white radish, just like a Northeast bathhouse uncle slapping his buttocks, and said with a face full of ridicule: "You are a grown man, but you have such a buttocks that women would envy and be jealous."
But Zhang Chen had never thought about what if the white radish in front of him was a woman's white radish? After all, how could a man grow such a beautiful white radish?
"Zhang Chen! You bastard, I will never let you go!" At this time, Zhong Xiang's eyes were red and his voice was full of anger.
"If you continue to be so stubborn, I will stab you in the back." Zhang Chen smiled and pinched the tender white radish.
Zhong Xiang immediately shut up when he heard that. Then Zhang Chen looked at the pair of white and tender radishes carefully and said in surprise, "As expected of an immortal body, the two previous cuts didn't leave any scars at all."
Thinking of this, Zhang Chen stabbed forward with the ice knife in his hand.
The ice knife, with a faint scent of osmanthus, pierced directly into Zhong Xiang's butt. Then the next moment, a terrifying flame burst out again, and the magma melted into water in the blink of an eye. The two continued to sink in the magma.
Zhang Chen used the freezing technique to freeze himself. As he performed the freezing technique, the laurel in his magic power flowed out a trace of energy, which was infused into Zhang Chen's freezing technique, causing Zhang Chen's freezing technique to undergo inexplicable changes. The speed at which the flame melted the ice began to slow down.
It felt like throwing a piece of ice into a fire. Although it still melted quickly, it was no longer unreasonably fast.
"That osmanthus is indeed an item from the creation period. A trace of its energy has been integrated into my skills, causing a transformation in my skills. It's incredible that this object comes from the creation period." Zhang Chen muttered to himself, his voice full of surprise.
The most important thing is that his own ice seems to have an extra resistance. Even if he does not activate the fire-proof talisman, the heat of the flame will not be able to penetrate the ice and steam and burn him.
He could even see the ice knife that was stuck in Zhong Xiang's butt. Even though it was facing Zhong Xiang's flames, its melting speed was greatly reduced.
Moreover, as the fragrance of osmanthus circulated, Zhang Chen realized that not only did his magic power become more durable, but even his recovery speed began to increase, at least five times.
Even the exhaustion of his soul was quickly restored by the fragrance of osmanthus.
"This osmanthus is really a treasure! It is just a flower that fell from an old osmanthus tree. If it is the old osmanthus tree itself..." Zhang Chen's eyes showed a touch of excitement: "The mystery between heaven and earth is really incredible."
The two of them sank rapidly in the magma until the ice knife completely melted, Zhong Xiang's butt was completely restored, and the speed of the flames finally stopped.
Zhang Chen used the same trick again, controlling the water flow in the channel to push the magma out, and soon all the magma underground had been cleared out.
"Your Majesty, what's the situation down there?" When Chen Xu saw Zhang Chen pushing the magma out of the cave, he hurried forward and asked.
"We are now a hundred meters underground, but we still haven't found the entrance you mentioned." Zhang Chen responded.
Chen Xu's face changed when he heard this. He was afraid of being punished by Zhang Chen. His eyes were full of fear. "This shouldn't be the case! Am I wrong? Whose tomb can be built a hundred meters deep under the rock?"
"Regarding the mysterious tomb, it is normal no matter how outrageous it is." Zhang Chen comforted Chen Xu.
In his memory, the ancient god had buried the tomb five hundred meters underground, but now only a hundred meters have been excavated, which is less than one-fifth.
The power of that "Emperor" was so great that he built a tomb that was hundreds of miles long and wide, larger than a third- or fourth-tier city. If such a tomb was not built deeper, wouldn't it be easy to collapse? Or be exposed?
"How is that nobleman?" Zhong Xiang felt relieved after hearing Zhang Chen's explanation, but he couldn't help but ask.
"I'm living a good life. Everything is fine except the stabbed butt." Zhang Chen replied with a smile.
Chen Xu was horrified when he heard this, and looked at Zhang Chen in horror. His buttocks tightened subconsciously. He could never have imagined that the god in front of him would have such a hobby. How could such a great Confucian genius be ruined like this?
He is a genius of Confucianism, one of the only two leaders. This matter is a shame for Confucianism. Once it is exposed, won’t he be hunted down by the entire Confucianism?
But he didn't dare to say or ask about this kind of thing. He could only lower his head and squeeze his buttocks tightly, thinking to himself: "I remember those nobles seemed to like this."
Zhang Chen was busy manipulating the water flow to put out the magma, so he had no time to care about Chen Xu's thoughts. He turned around and manipulated the water flow again to sneak into the cave. He saw Zhong Xiang holding the cloth strip and wrapping it around his buttocks, trying to mend the torn clothes. When he saw Zhang Chen coming in, he was shocked and quickly shrank into the corner, looking at Zhang Chen with a panicked face.
At this time, the clear spring water in the mountains flowed down and had already submerged the knees. Zhong Xiang huddled in the water, hugging his knees, and looked at Zhang Chen with fear on his face: "Don't come over here! Don't come over here!"
Zhong Xiang's voice was full of helplessness, appearing weak and pitiful. Facing the panicked Zhong Xiang, Zhang Chen felt dazed, as if he had become a big devil.
However, seeing that the noble young master was actually frightened like this, without any of his previous arrogant look, Zhang Chen couldn't help but feel relieved, and the depressed mood finally dissipated a little. However, Zhang Chen still felt unsatisfied, so he rubbed his hands and looked at Zhong Xiang with a lewd expression: "Young master, your radish is so white and tender, even women can't compare to it, just looking at it makes people feel impulsive."
Zhong Xiang turned pale with fear when he heard this: "Boy, don't talk nonsense. If there is anything, we can discuss it. Don't do anything reckless."
Seeing Zhong Xiang's fearful expression, Zhang Chen became even more excited. The water flow turned directly into ice, freezing his body, leaving only his head exposed. Then Zhang Chen reached out his hand to touch Zhong Xiang's cheek, with a lewd smile on his face: "Hehehe, this is what I like. You are indeed a noble, your face is so smooth, like a peeled egg, it feels so good."
Zhong Xiang was horrified at this moment, his face trembling wildly, trying to get rid of Zhang Chen's dirty hand: "Don't come over here! I warn you, if you dare to do anything bad to me, I will make sure to kill all your nine clans."
"Oh, you're still so stubborn." Zhang Chen showed a weird smile when he saw this. He looked at that heroic face with an evil smile on his lips. He actually grabbed the other person's shaking head, stuck out his tongue and licked the other person's face fiercely. Then he smacked his lips with a weird smile on his face: "Not bad, not bad, tender and smooth. I like it."
"what……"
Zhong Xiang felt like he was going crazy and could not help but screaming out in shock. His face turned pale. Zhang Chen's hands could not even hold his head, and his head hit Zhang Chen's chin directly. Fortunately, Zhang Chen was prepared and quickly distanced himself.
"Kill me now! Even if I die, I will never let a bug like you defile me!" Zhong Xiang's voice was filled with grief and indignation: "I am a great man, but I have fallen into the hands of a perverted ant like you. Kill me now! Kill me now!"
Zhong Xiang was so frightened that he was terrified and kept shouting in despair. Zhang Chen felt even more proud when he saw Zhong Xiang's pale face. However, when he heard him calling him a "bug" or "ant", he became angry again: "It seems that you still don't know your situation. You dare to scold me."
Zhang Chen stretched out his hands to grab Zhong Xiang's head, but saw Zhong Xiang opened his mouth and chased Zhang Chen's palms, wanting to bite Zhang Chen's palms to vent his anger, but how could a moving head be as fast as a pair of hands?
The next moment, Zhong Xiang's head was grabbed by Zhang Chen. Zhang Chen looked at Zhong Xiang's delicate and white face and felt a little nauseous. He was a grown man, but he was licking another grown man. It was disgusting no matter how he looked at it.
But looking at the panic-stricken and helpless expression on Zhong Xiang's face, and thinking that he should teach this kid a lesson, he gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, pretended to enjoy it, and stretched out his tongue to lick it again.
"Get away!"
Zhong Xiang struggled and shook his head desperately, and when Zhang Chen licked him, he kept shaking his head. Zhang Chen licked directly from his chin to his lips and nose, and then to the top of his head.
"Ugh~"
Zhang Chen wanted to vomit, his internal organs kept churning, but he was forced to suppress it. This was really killing one thousand enemies and losing eight hundred of his own, but seeing that this kid's arrogance was finally gone, Zhang Chen felt very proud.
"Hmm, it tastes good! Really fragrant!" Zhang Chen pretended to savor the taste.
"Ah!!!" Zhong Xiang wanted to go crazy and screamed at the top of his lungs.
The voice echoed over and over again in the cave. It was not enough to shout once, so it continued to shout, as if venting its anger:
"what……"
"If you shout again, I won't lick your head, but your ass." Zhang Chen looked at Zhong Xiang, whose face was twisted into a ball, and showed an obscene smile.
The shouting stopped abruptly, and the cave instantly returned to peace.
"Please kill me! I beg you to kill me! A gentleman can be killed but not humiliated. Please accept my apology!" Zhong Xiang's face showed an expression as if a relative had died. His eyes were full of despair. The light in his eyes was gone, and the arrogance was gone too. He stared blankly at Zhang Chen.
Zhang Chen looked at the other person's expression, and felt so proud that even the nausea and vomiting disappeared.
proud!
So proud!
"I was thinking, why not just give him a good lesson and turn him gay? That would also help me get rid of the anger in my heart." An evil thought flashed through Zhang Chen's mind.
Zhang Chen reached out his hand to touch the other person's cheek. This time, Zhong Xiang seemed to have accepted his fate and did not dodge. Instead, he looked at Zhang Chen with a gloomy face and a hopeless look:
"Kill me! Please, kill me now!"
"Has this kid given up resisting?" Zhang Chen touched him back and forth a few times, and when he saw that the other party no longer resisted, he suddenly felt bored.
"A gentleman can be killed but not humiliated. Just kill me now, and I promise not to resurrect." Zhong Xiang looked at Zhang Chen with a look of despair on his face.
"To be honest, I can kill you, but you have to let me stab you in the back. I don't know why, but after seeing you, I suddenly felt very interested, and I had to stab you." Zhang Chen comforted him in a soft voice, as if he was treating a lover, and stretched out his hand to gently stroke Zhong Xiang's cheek: "Little brother, since you have decided to die, why don't you obey me?"
Hearing this, Zhong Xiang got goosebumps all over his body!
To be honest, Zhong Xiang wanted to die at this moment. He wished he could burst into flames and burn himself to death without leaving even ashes. He hated why he had an immortal body.
But looking at Zhang Chen's affectionate eyes, he felt that he could not die now. Before he died, he must find a way to preserve his innocence and not let it be ruined by this pervert.
"As long as you let me go, I can find you a hundred male porn stars, with all kinds of tastes, and I guarantee that you will be satisfied. I am a rough man, how can I understand the happiness between men? How about we make a deal, you let me go, and then I will find male porn stars for you to relieve your boredom?"
Zhong Xiang felt like vomiting when he saw Zhang Chen's face so close to him. He wished he could bang his head against Zhang Chen's so that both of their heads would turn into rotten watermelons and they would die together.
"I don't believe what you say. You are a dishonest little darling. If I let you out, you will find someone to cut me into pieces." Zhang Chen stretched out his hand and gently stroked Zhong Xiang's head.
"Ugh~"
Zhong Xiang felt nauseous and retched, and his face suddenly turned red.
"You...you..." Zhong Xiang looked at Zhang Chen. Facing this rogue and gangster, he really had no good way to deal with him. He could only beg helplessly: "Whatever conditions you have, just ask! If I, Zhong Xiang, say no, you will stab me to death."
Zhong Xiang was really at a loss and could only lower his noble head and beg in a soft voice.
Zhang Chen knew that what Zhong Xiang said was nonsense. Once he left here, this kid Zhong Xiang would definitely find someone to kill him. So he continued to suppress the nausea in his heart and said affectionately:
"I just want you, so you might as well give in to me. I like you as a person, and I am not interested in your family background, power, or status. I just want your true heart."
"I curse your eight generations of ancestors, damn your mother, you damn pervert, don't ask me to get out, otherwise I will kill all nine generations of your clan and scatter your ancestors' ashes." Faced with Zhang Chen's unyielding attitude, Zhong Xiang finally got furious, and his eyes were filled with anger.
He knew that he was going to be in trouble today and his innocence would be at stake. What could he do about this pervert who was stubborn and unyielding?
There is nothing I can do!
"Don't you dare give me the chance, or I will castrate you!" Zhong Xiang cursed loudly, no longer caring about his manners.
Facing Zhong Xiang's mental breakdown, Zhang Chen felt relieved and happy. He hugged Zhong Xiang's head and licked it again: "I like the way you are now, full of masculinity!"
"Ah!!! Get away from me!" Zhong Xiang collapsed, really collapsed.
(End of this chapter)
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