It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 710 "Red Spider" Bathhouse
Niu Daji put the syringe in his mouth and drank it all in one gulp.

"Grrrrrrrrrrrr!"

Its belly immediately started making a loud noise, like a boiling kettle.

"coming!"

Niu Daji quickly lowered his waist and sat on his horse, gathering his energy in his dantian.

"puff!!!"

A powerful gust of air ripped through its pants and slammed it to the ground.

Niu Daji was propelled into the air by the reaction force, and the green fart blasted a large crater in the ground, which then spread outwards.

"I'll curse your ancestors!"

The stench, thick with the metallic scent of grass and trees, assaulted the panda's nostrils, nearly knocking it unconscious.

It was so frightened that it quickly used a breath-repelling technique, which almost made it faint from the fumes.

The Demon Realm is protected by the Yin-Yang Qi Array, which has its own Qi-repelling function, so it's not too bad.

As for Liu Zheng, let him faint from the stench; there's no difference between being unable to move and fainting from the stench anyway.

"yue!"

The strange herb fumes that Niu Daji had been accumulating for several days were indeed very effective. In less than a minute, an uncontrollable retching sound came from not far away.

"Got you!"

Niu Daji was overjoyed and ran towards the direction of the sound while farting.

Gongyang Xin, of course, wouldn't just stand there and wait to die, so he quickly started moving.

But as Niu Daji got closer, her gagging became more and more frequent, and in the end, she could not avoid being caught up.

Niu Daji, using his hearing to pinpoint the location, delivered a sweeping blow that struck Gongyang Xin directly in the face.

Gongyang Xin was sent flying backwards, and her invisibility spell automatically failed, revealing her true form.

"Let's see where you run now!"

Niu Daji triumphantly lifted the unconscious Gongyang Xin up.

"yue!"

At this moment, Liu Zheng also belatedly began to gag.

However, being a soldier who had been through many trials in the sewers, he managed to hold it in after vomiting twice.

"Who farted? It stinks!"

he asked loudly.

"It's me, boss."

Niu Daji scratched his head sheepishly.

"Since you have such a great liking for poop and pee, next time I'll let you experience it for yourself in the sewers."

Liu Zheng kicked Niu Daji and said irritably.

"Boss, I was wrong, I won't let it go next time."

Niu Daji quickly replied.

Of course, it can't release it even if it wanted to, as those exotic plants from last time have been completely digested.

Is there a way to completely incapacitate her?

Liu Zheng looked at Gongyang Xin and asked.

"Yes, I have."

The panda took out a long nail from the floral cloth bundle.

"This thing looks familiar, doesn't it?"

Liu Zheng looked at the long nail and felt it looked somewhat familiar.

"I remember now, isn't this what the client used to nail his master's coffin? When did you get it?"

He remembered there should have been seven, something like the Big Dipper Soul-Suppressing Nails, but they were missing when the battlefield was inventoried later.

"Weren't there seven? Where are the remaining six?"

he asked.

"I only found this one, so don't blame me."

"That's what the panda said."

"You have to report even one thing. Do you think I need your little bit of stuff? Why are you hiding it? Come here."

Liu Zheng gave the order.

"If you're not short of these things, then don't ask me for Tiger Soul Fragments and Taiyi Refined Gold."

The panda muttered something, but still obediently walked over.

Given that its problem was more serious than Niu Daji's, Liu Zheng kicked it twice.

"Alright, seal her up and take her back to the clinic. I'll deal with her when I get back from my delivery."

After Liu Zheng finished speaking, he drove off in the hearse.

"I didn't expect you, you stupid ox, to be so loyal, you didn't betray me."

The panda looked at Niu Daji with newfound respect.

"Hmph, that's because you don't understand our boss at all. If I betrayed you, I would only be punished more severely."

Niu Daji replied.

If you're talking about honesty, then Niu Daji certainly isn't that honest, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to get close to Liu Zheng.

But it knew how to cater to his preferences; it would imitate whatever Liu Zheng liked.

"嘁~"

The panda pursed its lips and tore open Gongyang Xin's clothes with one paw, revealing her smooth back.

Then it used a talisman to dot six red dots on Gongyang Xin's back, which were exactly the arrangement of the Big Dipper, except that the most important one, Tian Shu, was missing.

The Southern Dipper governs life, and the Northern Dipper governs death. Many sects have spells similar to the "Northern Dipper Soul-Suppressing Nail," and the panda naturally knows them too, though their power is only average.

However, with the Beidou Soul-Suppressing Nail holding down "Tian Shu," it's enough to seal away a small karami like Gongyang Xin.

Just as the panda was about to drive the long nail into the ram Xin's spine, another mutation occurred.

Gongyang Xin kept her eyes closed, but her mouth opened involuntarily, and a small hand stretched out from inside.

The pale blue hands were covered with a layer of light yellow liquid, which looked like amniotic fluid.

With the appearance of the little hand, both the panda and Niu Daji felt a strong sense of crisis.

Just as they were about to take action, their little hands suddenly clenched tightly.

"hiss!"

The panda and Niu Daji's hearts were also squeezed by an invisible force, causing them excruciating pain and rendering them unable to move.

"Since you won't let this old woman live, then let's all die together!"

An aged voice came from Gongyang Xin's mouth, full of resentment and malice.

Then, a small, still-developing face emerged from her mouth, its clear yet cloudy eyes staring intently at the panda and Niu Daji, suppressing them.

Although these two monsters were not weak in luck, it was not enough to withstand the Nightmare Suppression Technique she used, which consumed her own essence.

The black goat cub was a good mixed breed, so she held back until the guy left before making her move.

"Old man, you could die ten thousand times, but I won't die!"

The panda struggled to spit out the golden pill, which was indeed a single, whole pill, but its light was noticeably dim.

There was nothing that could be done about it. After fighting Liu Zheng in one battle after another, his natal magic weapon was completely destroyed. The reason why his golden core did not crack was because his foundation was solid.

The panda actually had the ability to reach the highest grade of Golden Core, but for various reasons, it chose to achieve the highest grade of Golden Core.

However, for this very reason, its superior-grade golden pill is of much higher quality than those of other people's superior-grade golden pills.

"The primordial chaos is boundless, and the universe is one with it!"

The panda was about to fight desperately when a voice that sounded incredibly irritating drifted over from afar.

"You've made such a mess of my territory, and you still want to fight? Don't think I'll let you off just because you're the subordinates of some idiotic human."

As soon as he finished speaking, a gentle breeze blew by, and countless green leaves formed a giant hand that grabbed the three of them and hung them on a tree branch.

"All of you, just hang there quietly and wait for that bastard human to come and take him away. If anyone dares to move, I'll chop off his limbs and use them as fertilizer."

The French plane tree spoke ominously.

"Oh, right, come out and let them watch you dance."

It had a sudden inspiration and pulled out the ginseng baby.

"You jump well, and the three of you watch carefully. After you're done watching, you have to give your feedback. If anyone's feedback isn't good enough, I'll make you do aerial acrobatics later."

The plane trees are a threat.

"Yes, yes, Your Excellency Delegault."

Niu Daji quickly agreed.

It had followed Liu Zheng on countless trips to Rose Street, so of course it knew the strength of the French Sycamore—a force capable of easily defeating the first generation of their "Delivery Gang." Considering the close relationships between the French Sycamore and the legendary deliveryman, Niu Ma, and Liu Zheng, it was, in a sense, also a member of the "Delivery Gang."

If the legendary deliveryman is the supreme elder, then the plane tree is the guest elder.

Sensing the unfathomable spiritual power of the plane tree, the panda obediently put away its golden core.

Damn it, you don't know how unsophisticated you are until you go to the city.

Even a roadside tree is this powerful; it's a good thing someone helped it get registered, otherwise it would have been captured and put on display at the zoo in no time.

Gongyang Xin was in an even worse situation; she was completely enveloped by the leaves, leaving only her eyes visible. She couldn't move at all, and even the air was being filled into her nose by the plane trees.

Liu Zheng, unaware of the subsequent changes, sped to the entrance of the "Red Spider" bathhouse.

Compared to the "Pink Panther" nightclub I visited last time, this "Red Spider" bathhouse is much lower in class.

Not only is it not a separate floor, but the storefront is also very small, looking almost like a barbershop from the outside.

It's a pity it's not evening yet, and there aren't any pink light signs hanging at the entrance, otherwise the sense of déjà vu would be even stronger.

This scene reminded him of something that happened in junior high school.

Once, a girl he liked invited him to a bookstore, which was also his first date.

To show that he valued it, Liu Zheng went to an alley with many hair salons, wanting to wash his hair and get a proper hairstyle.

As a result, he went to several stores, but none of them would do business with him.

Later, a younger woman saw him wandering around like a headless fly. I don't know if she felt sorry for him or was worried that he would attract attention, but she called him in, washed his hair, gave him a haircut, and only charged him five yuan.

It was only after Liu Zheng had experienced many things in life that he realized what a foolish thing he had done.

Fortunately, the hairdresser's skills were decent enough that he didn't ruin his first date.

However, although the pot wasn't smashed, the deed wasn't done either.

After all, even in student-era romances, people still enjoy things like bubble tea and snacks.

At that time, Liu Zheng had nothing, let alone money.

"Haha~"

Recalling the past, he chuckled self-deprecatingly, and the resentment in his heart lessened somewhat.

He decided that if the person who placed the order was nice, he would give them more space to make their wish, as a way of thanking the young lady from before.

As he thought about it, Liu Zheng pushed open the door to the clubhouse.

"welcome."

The receptionist, who was playing on her phone, only looked up after she finished speaking.

"Blood, Blood Restaurant!"

She screamed as soon as she saw Liu Zheng's uniform.

"Don't yell! What, can't people from the Bloody Restaurant come and patronize?"

As Liu Zheng stopped her, he pulled out a wad of banknotes and threw them on the counter.

"Of course."

Upon seeing a hundred-yuan bill, the receptionist immediately put on a smiling face and then made a discreet gesture toward the hidden surveillance camera.

"What projects are you working on today, bro?"

The receptionist collected the money and asked solicitously.

No matter what project it is, the money is non-refundable; at most, it will be credited to your card.

What projects do you offer here?

Liu Zheng asked.

"They offer foot massages, spas, wellness services, and more."

"Is health preservation a small-scale activity, a partial approach, or a complete approach?"

he asked again.

"Look what I'm saying, of course we have everything. If you only do the small jobs and half a set, you won't have enough fun."

The receptionist gave him a flirty wink.

"Let me make it clear first, I'm a rather difficult person to please, and I have high standards."

Liu Zheng said.

"I understand. You have an extraordinary air about you, bro. Our technicians here are all trained and can handle any level of difficulty. Of course, if it's something risky, then it'll cost extra."

"That's what the receptionist said."

"Okay. Arrange a room for me, and call all the technicians in your shop over so I can choose one."

He said.

"Huh? Bro, some technicians are on the night shift, and some have taken leave and haven't come yet."

The receptionist said awkwardly.

"Then call over everyone who's currently in your shop."

Liu Zheng said.

The person who placed the order must be at the restaurant, otherwise the address would be somewhere else.

"Alright. Mouse, mouse, take everyone to VIP1."

The receptionist picked up the walkie-talkie and shouted.

"received."

A high-pitched voice came from the other end of the walkie-talkie.

"Brother, I'll take you to your room."

The receptionist led Liu Zheng up to the second floor, and then to a room at the end of the corridor.

He immediately noticed that VIP1 was different from the other rooms because it was the only one with two potted plants placed at its entrance.

The receptionist swiped his employee card to open the room and led him inside.

"Wow~"

Liu Zheng let out a sigh of admiration.

Unexpectedly, this small clubhouse held a hidden gem; the room's size and decor were comparable to an executive suite in a real-world star-rated hotel.

"This is the best room in our club. We usually only use this room to entertain the boss's friends."

The receptionist explained.

"Not bad, you know how to handle things."

Liu Zheng naturally understood what she meant and handed her a few banknotes.

"Thank you, bro. You can rest for a bit. The technician will be here soon."

The receptionist put away the money and said with a beaming smile.

"Hurry them up, I don't have much time."

Liu Zheng said calmly.

"Understood, understood, I'll be there soon."

The receptionist left the room while speaking.

Perhaps because of the payment, the front desk was indeed very efficient; two minutes later, there was a knock on the door.

"Hello, I'm the customer service manager here. May I come in?"

The same high-pitched voice as the one on the walkie-talkie asked.

"come in."

Liu Zheng nodded.

"Ok."

The door was pushed open, and a short man who looked three parts human and seven parts rat walked in.

"Something went wrong while I was practicing Transfiguration and this is what happened. If you mind, I can have someone else do it for you."

Seeing Liu staring at his face, the customer service manager, nicknamed "Little Mouse," spoke up.

"No need, you're fine. Call the technicians in."

Liu Zheng refused.

First, he didn't want to waste time, and second, he genuinely didn't think it was a big deal.

He may be a bit ugly, but he knows plenty of oddballs and deformed people.

"Thank you, brother. Girls, come in."

The mice made way, and one by one, technicians dressed in various styles of clothing walked in.

Some were wearing JK uniforms, some were wearing cheongsams, some were wearing long robes and hoods; some were people, and some were not.

But what they had in common was that their clothes were made of very little fabric; even the one wearing a long robe had openwork designs.

(End of this chapter)