It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 694 Lush Green Community

Name: Green Splash Gum (Disposable)

Type: Item

Quality: Excellent

"Effect: After use, it sprays green poisonous water from the mouth, causing splash damage to enemies."

"Note: Green Splash chewing gum, to send you to your final rest, free from all pressure."

"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"

It has a simple and unpretentious effect, but given its excellent quality, its power should be decent.

Speaking of which, I wonder if "slander" and "green splatter gum" can be used together; maybe the effect would be greater than the sum of its parts.

I wonder which unlucky guy will be the one to cooperate with him in this practice.

"Please, bro."

The big white goose jumped up, patted Liu Zheng on the shoulder, and then flew away quickly.

"Ottawa really gave you its blood."

The cattle and horses marveled at the sight.

This old guy is even more cunning than me, the kind who would quickly suck back his breath even if he sneezed. This time, he's actually willing to let someone else take his blood for some kind of ritual. I've never seen anything like it in my life.

"That's the power of word of mouth, boss. If you were in that situation, you would have agreed too."

Liu Zheng said confidently.

"Dream on, I'll make sure you can't find me when I take my shit."

"The ox and horse retorted."

"If you had to choose someone in the restaurant to give him his blood, who would you choose?"

he asked.

"."

The ox and horse fell into deep thought.

"Sigh, having too good a reputation is also a problem. All I do is busy taking care of other people's business."

Liu Zheng sighed and returned to his small stool.

"tui!"

The cattle and horses spat at him.

"Keep pretending, you'll get your comeuppance sooner or later."

"Jealousy, pure and simple jealousy."

Liu Zheng called Yuan Bao'er triumphantly.

"Mr. Yuan, could you get me one of your sexy outfits?"

He got straight to the point.

"Mr. Liu, I have no problem giving you the sexy outfit, but you can't let the good stuff go to outsiders."

Yuan Bao'er started her conversation with flirting.

"What are you thinking? Use this for serious business."

Liu Zheng rolled his eyes.

Divorced people dare to say anything, just like his female colleagues in real life.

"What kind of business can this thing be used for? Did the city hall invite you to promote childbirth?"

Yuan Bao'er smiled.

"There are so many minority groups in the metropolis, it's not my place to promote childbirth. Borrowing your lingerie is like asking to kill someone."

Liu Zheng said.

If the white goose refuses to order takeout, then he has no legitimate reason to kill the black swan, so he still needs to conceal his identity.

Cosplay costumes are too difficult to make and wasteful, so using lingerie is just right.

"Oh, alright then, this is at least something important. Should you come pick it up yourself, or should I have someone deliver it to the clinic?"

Yuan Bao'er asked.

"Have someone deliver it to the clinic. Oh, and there are two more things."

Liu Zheng said.

"You said."

"The first thing I want to do is have Qingzi from 'Yakuza Kenso' go work for you for a few days to get some experience. She'll then work with you to oversee the logistics department's celebration."

He said.

"The little girl you rescued from the Hundred Ghosts Parade last time, right? Okay."

Yuan Bao'er readily agreed.

It's just a temporary assignment to manage things for a few days, which is equivalent to a temporary posting for training and won't cause dissatisfaction among other employees.

Moreover, as an outsider, Keiko is better able to see the problems with the "GaGaShuang" bathhouse.

“Okay, the second thing. I found you a two-headed ogre as a security guard, and he’s on his way to the bathhouse area right now. Go and interview him, and if he doesn’t work out, let me know, and I’ll reassign him somewhere else.”

Liu Zheng continued.

"Could this be a young girl too?"

Yuan Bao'er raised an eyebrow.

"A male, the kind whose fists are bigger than my head. I'll let you use him for now, I'll pay his salary, and we'll make other arrangements later."

he said angrily.

"No way, once you come, you're one of my people. I'll pay your salary myself, and you can't just be transferred away whenever you want. Unless, of course, you're in charge of things at home~"

Yuan Bao'er's tone trailed off high, making it sound incredibly irritating.

"Forget it, you want me to be in charge? Do you think I have the time for that? I even have to time my pee perfectly."

"Alright, enough with the nonsense, I'm hanging up."

Liu Zheng hung up the phone.

All they do is tease him all day long. If it weren't for his "virginity training," they would definitely be amazed by his antics.

After the preparations are complete, the next step is to wait for the orders.

Liu Zheng once again deeply felt that choosing the takeout department was the right choice.

Bloody Restaurant and the Metropolis are, in a sense, two different worlds, and he is the middleman who travels between them.

He might have survived if he had gone to the customer service department or the kitchen, but he could never have leveraged so many resources and changed the fate of so many people like he does now.

Of course, the price was turning a time-limited survival game into an endless, repetitive grind.

Of course, this actually fits Liu Zheng's character quite well.

After all, he's a genius who likes to turn simulation games into speedruns and strategy games into Musou games.

After waiting for half an hour, he finally received the order.

Ghost Hand still looked half-dead, occasionally opening his mouth to let out a foul-smelling burp.

"With this level of alcohol tolerance, you still drink from Dukang Distillery? From now on, I'll just get you some milk beer to fool you."

Liu Zheng shook his head, took a cup of water from the broken mandarin duck pouch, and poured it on the ghost hand.

After cleaning the dirt off its surface, he took out a piece of paper and wiped it clean.

Ghost Hand didn't resist; instead, it grinned at him.

"What a joke!"

Liu Zheng had a lot to say to it, but unfortunately he couldn't.

The ghostly hand rubbed against his trouser leg and crawled away, while he picked up the takeout order from the ground.

Fortunately, it only got a little wet, so it doesn't affect the content.

"Dish: Deep-sea multi-headed abalone sashimi"

Address: Room 501, Building 3, Green Green Community

Time Limit: One Hour

"what?"

Deep-sea multi-headed abalone—isn't this the money the white-feathered chicken gave us for buying fish last time? The effect seems to be creating an environment that resembles seawater.

If it's that one, then this is a real steal, since he has "Heart of the Ocean" and "Kun Absorbs and Peng Breaths," which allow him to run and recover in the water, making him ten times harder to kill than on land.

but
"Hey bro, what kind of place is this 'green neighborhood'?"

Liu Zheng asked.

This name sounds very domineering.

"You actually got an order from there so quickly."

Niu Ma was also somewhat surprised to hear this.

Is this neighborhood dangerous?

"Whether it's dangerous or not depends on the situation."

As Niu Ma spoke, he looked up at him twice.

"Well, you can barely be considered a leader of sheep, so you shouldn't die. At most, you'll just get a skin peeled off."

"What do you mean?"

Liu Zheng asked, puzzled.

"This is a herbivore community, full of herbivores. If you're a herbivore, the property management will be quite nice, but if you're a carnivore, don't expect a good attitude."

"The ox and horse said."

"Are there even purely herbivorous animals in the metropolis?"

He was greatly surprised.

He had assumed that residents of the metropolis were all open to both meat and vegetables.

"Let's divide them into camps. Besides, even omnivores have preferences. It's more convenient for those who like to eat grass to live together and buy groceries in bulk. Why not?"

"The ox and horse said."

"Makes sense."

"By the way, what's the name of the person who placed the order?"

The ox and the horse asked.

"There is no person who placed the order, only the address: Building 3, Unit 501."

"Oh, I don't recognize it. Then you can take it there."

The oxen and horses shook their hooves and said.

"It's not like you're planning to deliver it yourself just because you know me." Liu Zheng rolled his eyes and left the lounge.

Upon opening the lunchbox, you'll find slices of abalone meat inside.

Although they were cut from a single abalone, they all have heads, so they look like many abalone.

Name: Deep-sea multi-headed abalone sashimi

Type: Item

Quality: Excellent

Effect 1: Restores a small amount of stamina.

"Effect 2: After consumption, the player will be considered to be in a seawater environment for 5 minutes."

"Note: Every bite tastes like the sea."

"Can it be taken out of the instance: No"

"Because it doesn't have the 'bursting' prefix, it's downgraded by a level, right?"

Liu Zheng pursed his lips.

But since it's a free item, it's okay to downgrade it a little. You can get a lot done in 5 minutes if you use it well.

He packed the food container into the legendary takeout box and left the restaurant.

Soon, Liu Zheng drove up to the clinic.

He greeted the sphinx and then went into the clinic.

"This is the game console that the Hobbit gave you, and this is the sexy outfit that the people at the 'Gaga' bathhouse gave you."

The Nile doctor gave him both things.

"Where did this little thing come from?"

He looked at the little figure on Liu Zheng's shoulder and asked curiously.

"Supervisor, make sure I don't use its master's blood for evil purposes."

Liu Zheng poked the little figure and said.

The little man slapped away his tentacles in disgust.

"You're quite strong. I'll ask your master to lend you out to dig arrows out of the sewers sometime."

Liu Zheng said with a smile.

"!"

The little man showed a terrified expression.

"Haha. By the way, doctor, how does that herb taste?"

He glanced at the haystack by the wall and asked.

"I don't know, I've never eaten it before. Niu Daji."

The Nile doctor shouted.

"I'm coming."

Niu Daji ran out from the inner room.

"Boss, you are here!"

It cried out in surprise and immediately stood next to Liu Zheng.

"Your boss asked you if those grasses taste good."

"That's what the Nile doctor said."

"Boss, you want to eat grass? Then I don't recommend you eat this. Although this kind of grass tastes good, the fiber is too coarse and hard to digest. Sometimes it's already in your poop and it's still not fully digested, and it hurts your skin."

Niu Daji said earnestly.

"You don't need to be so specific."

Liu Zheng squinted and said.

"I won't eat it; I'll give it away."

"Giving it as a gift is easy. Boss, wait for me a moment, I'll go out and buy it for you right away, I guarantee it will be presentable."

Niu Daji volunteered.

"What, do you have some other special channels?"

He raised an eyebrow.

"Hehe, I found a vegetable shop while running errands for the doctor. They also sell hay. Although it's a bit pricey, it tastes really good."

"I bought a lot for my family last time, and my mom and the dogs loved it. It's a pity I can't eat it all now."

Niu Daji said regretfully.

Its senses are still in a state of confusion, and the fodder it's eating now tastes worse than the plaster on the sewer walls.

"Let's go then, I'll go with you. Let's go, doctor."

Liu Zheng said goodbye and then left the clinic with Niu Daji.

Guided by Niu Daji, he arrived at the entrance of a shop.

The shop's storefront is small, about the same size as the small convenience stores that open at the entrance of residential areas.

The space inside is also very well utilized, with shelves next to shelves and boxes stacked on top of boxes.

"Small town fruits and vegetables".

Liu Zheng read out the name of the shop.

"Is the boss also from the countryside?"

There shouldn't be any town-like administrative divisions in urban areas.

"I don't know, boss. I'll ask around later."

After getting out of the car, the two went into the store.

"Niu Da's here. What do you want to buy today?"

The shop owner, who was lying on a recliner watching TV, immediately stood up and said enthusiastically.

"Niuda."

Liu Zheng gave Niu Daji a strange look.

Thankfully it wasn't Niu Er (牛二), otherwise it would have been quite unlucky.

“My boss wants to buy some hay. Just bring out all the best hay you have for him to choose from.”

Niu Daji, oblivious to Liu Zheng's gaze, spoke in a loud and careless manner.

"All right."

Upon hearing this tone, the shop owner knew a big deal had come in, and immediately sped off into the back warehouse.

A little while later, he came out pushing a cart.

There were more than a dozen baskets on the cart, each containing a type of fodder, some fresh and some dried.

"Do you need me to introduce you?"

The shop owner asked solicitously.

"No need. Niu Da, how about these grasses?"

Liu Zheng looked at Niu Daji.

"Boss, it smells awful, it must be good fodder."

Niu Daji took a deep sniff and then said.

"How can it smell bad? It smells wonderful."

The shop owner refused to comply.

"Boss, you don't know, my senses have been acting up lately. Things that smell good now smell bad, and things that taste sweet now taste bitter."

Niu Daji said with a bitter face.

If it were just a sensory reversal, that would be fine. The problem is that all the delicious food has become unpalatable, but the unpalatable food hasn't become delicious.

"Well, you're pretty pathetic."

The shop owner said sympathetically.

"Then give me 100 jin of each kind and deliver them to the entrance of the lush green community. Niu Da, you come with the truck."

Liu Zheng gave the instructions.

"okay!"

"Okay boss."

They both responded in unison.

"By the way, boss, are you also from outside the city?"

he asked casually.

“How could that be? My family has been city people since my great-great-grandfather’s generation.”

The shop owner said proudly.

"Then why is your store called 'Town Fruits and Vegetables'?"

"Oh, that's because my surname is Zhen."

The shop owner replied.

"So what's your full name?"

Liu Zheng pressed for an answer.

"My full name is Zhen Dongxi."

"You must never do anything like this again, where you make money through fake contracts or force someone to have sex with you."

He kindly reminded him.

"What?"

The shop owner asked, puzzled.

"No particular reason, just listen to me and you won't go wrong."

"Ok."

The shop owner nodded, seemingly understanding but not quite.

However, even without Liu Zheng's reminder, he wouldn't have done those things.

The loan sharking business is very murky, and a fruit and vegetable shop owner like him wouldn't dare compete with those yakuza and demons for business.

"Oh, and pick out 100 jin of each of the best fruits and vegetables and deliver them to the lush green community."

After giving his instructions, Liu Zheng drove alone to the old town.

(End of this chapter)