It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?
Chapter 670 Great, now you're like me, without a mother.
Chapter 670 Great, now you're like me, without a mother.
"By the way, Yumiko, your little knife is so unique, where did you buy it?"
Liu Zheng asked, feigning curiosity.
"I didn't buy it; I picked it up from their cabinet when I went to the hospital last time."
Yumiko replied.
"."
God the hell, you picked it up from the cupboard? That's clearly stealing.
Should he be grateful that this woman wasn't picked up from a trash can?
"Can you show it to me?"
Liu Zheng suppressed the urge to curse and asked.
"Sure. But be careful, this knife is very sharp and dangerous."
Yumiko warned.
"It's dangerous, why are you using it to bleed me? Besides, I've already been killed by you once, and now I've lost a finger too."
He frantically typed in his mind as he took the scalpel.
The cold metal could not extinguish the anger in his heart, and the lightning and thunder outside the window only filled him with restlessness.
Wow, a flying saucer!
Liu Zheng suddenly looked up, staring in shock out the window.
"what?"
Yumiko also subconsciously looked out the window.
"Shh!"
The scalpel swiftly sliced across her neck, creating a gentle breeze.
"I was just kidding. But you can definitely go to heaven to see UFOs now."
Looking at Yumiko's astonished expression, Liu Zheng smiled and said.
"Yumiko is uncomfortable with your behavior, and her favorability towards you has been reduced to zero."
"Warning! Players are prohibited from engaging in excessive violence against game characters."
"If a player engages in similar behavior again, their account will be permanently banned!"
A series of notification sounds rang out, but he ignored them, only looking on with a look of enjoyment.
"Phew, that feels so good!"
Liu Zheng let out a long breath and said.
"Brother Zheng, you didn't beat the game, did you?"
Ace asked expectantly.
"No."
He shook his head.
"Then what makes you feel comfortable?"
"I killed Yumiko."
Liu Zheng replied.
"Huh?! Okay, I can understand that too."
Ace shrugged.
"You're not angry?"
He was a little surprised.
"What's there to be angry about? She's not my real girlfriend. Besides, Yumiko isn't my type. I just wanted to finish the game, otherwise I wouldn't have asked you to play for me."
"I see. You're quite the stoic one, actually managing not to get angry or act maliciously."
Liu Zheng said admiringly.
He was forced to fight back in anger after only playing a few times, even though he hadn't made a move on the Ace after playing it so many times.
"It's alright. Maybe it's because I just played another game before, where the male protagonist was even more amazing than Yumiko, so my patience was trained."
Ace said.
"There's a protagonist even more amazing than Yumiko? What kind of monster would that be? Wait, why is it the male protagonist?"
Liu Zheng became alert.
"Oh, there's a plot twist where the male lead has amnesia, and the female lead has to win him over to help him regain his memories."
Ace explained.
"So, did you beat the game?"
"I've finished the game. My principle is that I will never play a game again until I've finished it, unless there's a serious bug that prevents me from finishing it."
Ace said.
"You could handle that male lead, so why can't you handle Yumiko?"
"Oh, that game allows in-game purchases."
The ace replied.
"Hmm, that makes sense."
While spending money on in-game purchases may shorten the game's lifespan, in games like this where players are incredibly skilled, not spending money will shorten the player's own lifespan.
This episode is the one that most supports players who spend money on in-game purchases.
"Brother Zheng, are you still driving?"
The ace asked.
"open!"
Liu Zheng said with absolute certainty.
Today he's going to show Yumiko what a metropolitan succubus really is!
Of course, if he really can't beat the game, then he'll buy a game console and kill her twice more.
"okay."
Ace pressed the start button once again.
Liu Zheng collapsed to the ground once again.
"Beers, what's wrong?"
Yumiko asked in a panic.
"It's okay, Yumiko, I'm fine."
He struggled to his feet, gripping the edge of the bed, and sat down next to Yumiko.
"I'm sorry, Yumiko, for showing you this vulnerable side of me."
Liu Zheng sighed.
“It’s alright, Beers, I don’t hate you the way you are. On the contrary, your vulnerability makes me feel more at ease.”
Yumiko comforted.
"I know. Maybe I can pretend to be strong in front of others, but in front of you I can only be my most authentic and vulnerable self."
He looked into Yumiko's eyes and spoke earnestly.
"Me too, Beers."
Yumiko seemed a little shy and lowered her head as she spoke.
"Yumiko is comfortable with your answer, and her favorability towards you has increased by one heart."
The notification sounded, but Liu Zheng paid no attention; he was already immersed in his performance.
"Yumiko, I'm so tired. Can I lie on your lap for a while?"
he asked softly.
"Huh? This... isn't this a bit inappropriate?"
Yumiko hesitated, looking at her barely visible thighs.
Although her personality is somewhat distorted, she still has a basic sense of gender.
"I'm so tired, please, Yumiko."
Liu Zheng spoke in a dreamlike tone.
"Okay, but you can't do weird things."
Unable to resist his request, Yumiko finally agreed.
"Thank you, Yumiko."
Liu Zheng neither agreed nor refused, but simply placed his head gently on her lap.
"How strange, I calmed down so quickly. Yumiko, is there some kind of magic to your lap pillow?"
He looked up and laughed, but the curve of his lips was very restrained, and his eyes were filled with deep sorrow.
"Where's the magic? Beers, what's wrong with you today?"
Even if Yumiko was slow to notice, she could tell that something was wrong with him.
"Yumiko, have you ever thought about leaving everything behind and taking a spontaneous trip?"
Liu Zheng did not answer, but instead asked her a question.
"Yes, we did. Speaking of which, didn't we agree to drive to the beach tomorrow to celebrate getting our driver's licenses?"
Yumiko said.
"The seaside?"
His gaze moved upwards, past Yumiko's large breasts, to the torrential rain and thunder outside the window.
"I can't wait any longer, Yumiko, let's go now."
Liu Zheng said.
"Now? It's pouring rain outside. Are you really awake, Beals?"
Yumiko looked at him with concern.
“I’m perfectly clear-headed, Yumiko. You can drive to the beach anytime, but going to the beach in a downpour right after getting your driver’s license is something you’ll only do once in your life.”
"It's like I used my first paycheck to treat you to dinner; I'll never have that experience again."
"Yumiko, I'm a useless and ordinary person, but these first experiences with you have made me special. Promise me, don't let us miss this opportunity, okay?"
Liu Zheng said in a weak but firm tone.
"But we didn't buy anything for the beach, my bikini is still at home."
Yumiko said distressedly.
"It's okay, as long as it's Yumiko, she looks best in anything."
He said with a laugh, "Of course. Alright, you should get up now, you rascal."
Yumiko patted his head.
"Are you going now?"
"Of course not! Should we prepare some snacks and drinks first? What if we get hungry when we get there?"
Yumiko said.
"Oh~"
Liu Zheng nodded, seemingly understanding but not quite.
"Alright, get up now."
Yumiko poked his cheek and said.
"Oh."
Liu Zheng reluctantly sat up.
"I'll let you lie down when we drive later."
Seeing his dejected look, Yumiko hesitated for a moment, then whispered in his ear.
"Okay~"
Liu Zheng cheered.
"You rascal, just sit here and wait. Don't come down and cause me any more trouble."
Yumiko patted his head, got up, and left the room.
"Yumiko is comfortable with your behavior, and her favorability towards you has increased by two hearts."
Upon hearing the notification tone, Liu Zheng's face lit up with a smile, which then gradually cooled.
It has to be said that this game is very realistic, making him feel like he was living in another world.
As an orphan, he actually longed for maternal love and enjoyed being pampered.
If it weren't for the fact that Yumiko had just slit his throat, Liu Zheng might have actually considered completing the game normally.
Unfortunately, given this woman's nature, she would never let him win her over easily.
"Act 1 has ended. Please select whether to save."
A notification sounded, and "Yes" and "No" options appeared in front of Liu Zheng.
He decisively chose "yes".
This kind of terrible plot is torture to watch again.
"Saved. Please choose whether to proceed to the next scene."
The notification tone sounded again.
"Yes."
As Liu Zheng confirmed it, the scene before him changed once again.
The torrential rain lashed against the car body, and the empty city road seemed even more boundless and endless because of the dark clouds in the distance.
Yumiko gripped the steering wheel, focused intently on driving.
As long as she doesn't speak, she's still a very charming girl.
Liu Zheng stared at her profile for a while, then leaned into her arms.
"ah!"
Yumiko screamed and grabbed the scalpel from the windshield, ready to stab him.
Fortunately, she stopped in time after recognizing Liu Zheng.
At that moment, the tip of the knife had already touched Liu Zheng's eyelid.
"Oh dear, why did you suddenly lie down? You scared me to death!"
Yumiko patted her chest in feigned shock.
"You meant for me to lie down while you were driving."
He said confidently.
"Speaking of which, you should put the scalpel down first, this is very dangerous."
he reminded.
Even though he didn't kill him, so he won't get banned, it's still quite annoying to have to go through the story all over again.
"Oh, I had forgotten about it if you hadn't mentioned it, hehe."
Yumiko then put the scalpel back in front of the windshield.
"Why are you carrying a scalpel when you go out to play?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"Let's cut some fruit. I've prepared lots of fruit."
Yumiko takes the credit.
He got up and looked at the back seat, and then he saw a durian the size of a head and two coconuts slightly smaller than a head.
"."
Sure enough, one shouldn't have any expectations of this woman.
But since he can't eat it anyway, he won't complain about it, lest he lower his favorability rating.
"It's so quiet, there aren't any cars on the road."
Liu Zheng sighed casually.
"It's still raining heavily at this time, of course there are no cars."
Yumiko replied.
"Hehe, we're really awesome."
He gave a silly grin.
"Yeah, I never expected you to do something so crazy, Beers. I used to always be the one dragging you into doing this and that, and you were always so reluctant."
Yumiko rolled her eyes at him.
Nonsense, every time I'm with you, my life is in danger. Who would want to be with you?
"hey-hey."
Liu was internally complaining, but outwardly he kept grinning foolishly.
The light is about to turn yellow!
Yumiko suddenly shouted and then slammed on the gas pedal.
Shouldn't we slow down at a yellow light?
He felt the strong push-back sensation and asked in confusion.
"No, that's what my coach taught me. He said that when the light is green, you have to step on the gas so you don't block the cars behind you from getting to their deaths. When the light is yellow, you also have to step on the gas so you can get to your death before the cars behind you. When the light is red, you have to step on the gas even more so you can get to your death before the King of Hell goes off duty."
Yumiko said.
"."
This coach is an amazing person, and the protagonist is even more amazing for being able to get along with these amazing people. It's a game where everyone is an amazing person.
"You didn't just run all those red lights, did you?"
He asked, somewhat alarmed.
"Of course not. Running a red light will result in points being deducted. I'm not stupid; I can definitely tell that the coach was being sarcastic."
Yumiko said proudly.
He was being sarcastic in everything he said!
"boom!"
The car body suddenly shook violently, and a heavy thud could be heard inside.
"Oh no, I've hit someone."
Yumiko stepped on the brakes and said slowly.
"Then let's get out of the car and take a look."
Liu Zheng reminded him.
"No rush, wait a minute before going down, that way you'll look very experienced."
Yumiko shook her head.
Those of you who frequently get into car accidents know this, right?
He was too exhausted to even complain anymore, so he pushed open the car door and got out.
Even in virtual reality, he cannot completely disregard human life.
"Uh"
But when Liu Zheng saw clearly who had been hit, he didn't know what expression to make.
After all, when you see someone who looks like they've grown out of a car, it's hard to believe it's real.
"Ah, isn't this Beers' mother?"
Yumiko then walked over and exclaimed in surprise when she saw the person embedded in the car.
"Huh? No, how did you figure that out?"
Liu Zheng asked, puzzled.
The people in the car were wearing raincoats and boots, making it impossible to tell if they were men or women. Yet, Yumiko was able to tell that it was the male protagonist's mother.
"What are you talking about, Beers? I've met your mother so many times, I'm sure I'll recognize her."
Yumiko looked at him strangely.
The problem is you can't even see her now!
"Since things have come to this, let's call an ambulance first."
Liu Zheng suppressed the urge to complain and calmly said.
"No need to call an ambulance, just call the police. Your mother is probably already dead."
Yumiko is calmer than him.
"If you call the police, you'll get arrested, right?"
He decided to join the ranks of these divine beings.
"It's okay, you'll only serve a few years in jail at most."
Yumiko said.
"No, I don't want you to go to jail, I don't want you to leave me."
Liu Zhengqiang suppressed the urge to vomit and focused intently on playing the role of a sycophant.
"Be good, Beers. You have to be punished when you do something wrong."
Yumiko gently stroked his head and said.
"I'm so sorry, I accidentally hit and killed your mom. But now, Beals is just like me, without a mom. Hehe~"
(End of this chapter)
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