It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 659 Sending Nima's Ashes to Nen Die Bibimbap

"Consider this a gift from me."

Upon arrival at their destination, the driver handed Liu Zheng a miniature cannon model, the very same miniature Gustav railway cannon he had used as a bet last time.

Name: Miniature Gustav Railway Gun (Disposable)

Type: Item

Quality: Perfect

"Effect: Fires a powerful cannon shot. The shorter the distance the player is knocked back by the reaction force, the stronger the cannon shot. If the player remains stationary, the cannon shot will become penetrating damage and will also have a magic-dispelling effect."

"Note: As long as the range is long enough, there is no need to transport it to the front line! So how do you intend to aim it, Dr. Krupp?"

"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"

"No need, Colonel. We're going to detain people and things this time, so we don't need this."

Liu Zheng swallowed hard, but still refused.

He went to the city hall to cause trouble and they even gave him this; he was genuinely afraid the driver would ruin him.

While high-quality items are good, a reliable and stable helper is still more important.

"Boring."

The driver curled his lip, and the military sidecar's exhaust pipe once again spewed out black smoke.

Then, the motorcycle and the car disappeared into thin air.

This is the capability of this stealthy heavy military motorcycle; it is invisible not only to the naked eye but also to thermal imaging cameras and detection magic.

Liu Zheng has already decided that next time he goes out to cause trouble, he will rent this car, making sure to sneak into the village quietly without firing a shot, and see who dares to say that he is a rough man.

He looked at the shop in front of him, whose sign read "Xingzhen Trading Company," and whose storefront was even more luxurious than that of "Sayoudu" Trading Company.

"This name really doesn't hide anything."

Liu Zheng read it aloud and realized that "Xingzhen" was a homophone for "criminal investigation".

"It seems the Criminal Investigation Bureau is really used to being arrogant. No wonder they arrest animals and impound cars so easily. Today I'll show you what the iron fist of the people is."

He suppressed the murderous look on his face and made a phone call to Silver Wolf.

"Brother-in-law, I've arrived."

"I see you."

As they were talking, a pickup truck drove up.

Silver Wolf got out of the car, accompanied by a fat dog.

"This is my brother-in-law, Liu Zheng."

It pointed to Liu Zheng and introduced him.

"Hello, brother-in-law."

The fat dog waved its paw in greeting.

“This is my brother, Liechang. You should call him Sixth Brother.”

Silver Wolf then pointed at the fat dog and said.

"Hello, Sixth Brother."

Liu shouted in a proper and orderly manner.

"Very good, very good, he really is a handsome and talented man."

He praised it.

"Sixth Brother looks so lifelike."

"Hahaha."

"Hahaha."

The man and the dog looked at each other and laughed, then reached out their tentacles and claws to shake hands in perfect unison.

Despite it being their first meeting, the two "people" felt an inexplicable affinity.

"Okay, stop talking nonsense."

Silver Wolf glared at the two of them.

Two unreliable individuals together are bound to be even more unreliable. Luckily, it led the team itself; otherwise, who knows what kind of mess it would have gotten into if Hyena had been in charge.

"hey-hey."

The two "people" quickly stood at attention.

"The others are in the car. Should we go in with you, or should we clean up later?"

Silver Wolf asked.

"I'll go in first, and at least I can make it look convincing."

Liu Zheng said.

"Okay. Here, take this. Blow the whistle when it's time for us to enter."

Silver Wolf took out a red plastic whistle and gave it to him.

"okay."

He took the whistle and strode into the shop.

"Who are you? Who let you in?"

The guy who was playing on his phone looked up and, upon seeing him come in, immediately said something.

"Do you see this outfit?"

Liu Zheng pointed to his uniform.

"Got it? What, trying to deliver takeout to me? I'll make sure you can get in but not get out."

The man stood up and in the blink of an eye transformed into a werewolf over two meters tall, his shirt and trousers torn apart by his bulging muscles and bristle-like hair.

"Oh, no, I just wanted you to take a look. I'm here to buy something."

He said with an innocent look on his face.

The werewolf looked at him, then at his new clothes that had turned into a rag, and the scene suddenly became a little awkward.

"Why the hell didn't you say so earlier?!"

It said through gritted teeth.

"Who knew you'd tear your own clothes off like that? You're clearly a werewolf, how come you're so reckless?"

Liu Zheng complained.

"I do what I want, it's none of your business. We don't do business with individual customers, get lost."

"That's what the werewolf guy said impatiently."

"You don't want me to pay for your clothes?"

"This is the latest model from Anima, you stinking delivery guy, how could you possibly afford to pay for it? Fine, I'll take pity on you today and not make you pay, just get out of here."

The werewolf hesitated for a moment, then muttered something under his breath.

"clang!"

A gold bar was carelessly tossed on the ground.

"Is it enough?"

Liu Zheng asked with a half-smile.

"You really give it?"

Surprisingly, the werewolf guy wasn't very excited.

"Are you planning to deliver my takeout while I'm looking down to pick up gold bars?"

It asked suspiciously.

"How can you, a werewolf, be more suspicious than a vampire?"

He reluctantly opened the legendary delivery box.

"Look, there's no food delivery available. What am I supposed to send you?"

"Come on, you must be hiding somewhere. Otherwise, why would anyone rush to pay you back? Are you out of your mind?"

The werewolf guy still didn't believe it.

"Hey bro, is your surname Cao?"

Liu Zheng was almost speechless with frustration.

Having been in the Metropolitan area for so long, this is the first time I've encountered so many doubts.

"Who do you think you are? Stop trying to get close to me. Just pick up your gold bars and get out of here, or you can leave on your own."

The werewolf guy eventually revealed his desire for gold bars.

"Ugh."

He sighed, then took out another gold bar and threw it at the werewolf, who caught it.

Then, in front of the werewolf's companion, Liu Zheng bent down and picked up the one on the ground.

"Is this okay?"

He put away the gold bars and asked.

"Are you really out of your mind? Fine, I'm not going to argue with a lunatic. You can leave now."

The werewolf took a bite of the gold bar, then waved his paw and said...

"You don't really think this gold bar is to compensate you for your clothes, do you?"

Liu Zheng squinted and said.

"Okay, so you really came to deliver my takeout."

The werewolf immediately assumed a fighting stance.

"Are you fucking deaf? Sending, sending, sending your ashes to feed your ashes to this girl?"

He finally couldn't hold back and started cursing.

"This gold bar is a bribe to get you to sell me something. Do I have to spell it out for you to understand? Huh?"

Liu Zheng's pitch rose higher and higher, eventually reaching C5 (the highest theoretical note for a male).

"Then why do you insist on buying things from our store?"

His outburst softened the werewolf's attitude considerably, but he still questioned him.

"Are you sure you want to know?" Liu Zheng asked rhetorically.

"determine."

"Okay, then I'll tell you."

He glanced at the werewolf guy, then took a deep breath.

"Because your business is a front for the Criminal Investigation Bureau, specializing in selling those shady things for them."

"Ow~"

Upon hearing this, the werewolf companion quickly let out a loud wolf howl, interrupting him.

Do I need to continue?

After it stopped howling, Liu Zheng asked.

"No need. How did you know?"

The werewolf's gaze was both wary and dangerous.

"Of course, it was through an acquaintance."

Which acquaintance?

The werewolf asked further.

"Do you know Ma Kui, the commander of the Third Detachment?"

Liu Zheng replied.

"do not know."

The werewolf shook his head.

“If you don’t know someone, go find someone you do know. Damn it, I’m being questioned like a criminal for patronizing a friend’s business. I’m going to tell Ma Kui when I get back that he shouldn’t come to me for this kind of mess again.”

He said angrily.

"Boss, we've got a customer."

The werewolf looked him up and down and then shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Shouting, shouting, what are you shouting for? Strangers should be kicked out, acquaintances should follow the proper procedures, why are you calling me?"

After a while, a short man in pajamas poked his head out from the second floor.

With features that bear a striking resemblance to Wangcai, and upturned pointed ears, it is indeed a goblin.

"I called you because I wasn't sure if someone I knew well had come."

The werewolf said innocently.

"What do you mean, 'half-cooked'? Who is that?"

The goblin's voice was still heavy with sleepiness.

"Look, it's him. He said he was introduced by Ma Kui, the captain of the Third Detachment."

The werewolf pointed at Liu Zheng and said.

"Captain Ma Kui? Why didn't he notify me when he introduced someone to buy things?"

The goblin rubbed its eyes, its gaze slowly moving down from the top of Liu Zheng's head.

"Bloody Restaurant! You're that new delivery driver!"

It suddenly cried out.

"Finally, someone recognizes me. I thought I was a nobody."

Liu Zheng complained.

"Someone's causing trouble! Help!"

The goblin called for help as it turned to run back to its bedroom.

It wasn't that it wanted to hide, but rather that it wanted to tip off the Criminal Investigation Bureau.

"If you want to run away, you'd better stay here."

Liu Zheng threw out the insecticidal voodoo dagger directly.

Goblins are not Zerglings, so the Insect-Killing Dagger doesn't deal any damage to them, making it much less likely to kill them.

Of course, if it still manages to kill someone, then it's just bad luck.

The insect-killing dagger shot towards the goblin's back like an arrow. The werewolf tried to jump up to stop it, but was knocked away by Liu Zhengyi's tentacle.

"Want to help? You'd better help yourself first."

Liu Zheng said coldly.

With nearly a hundred points of strength plus flesh and blood that had turned into "iron blocks," his touch was almost like a battering ram.

Even though werewolves are tough and resilient, they were still beaten until they saw stars.

"With your skills, would I need to throw gold bars at you to deliver takeout?"

Liu Zheng mocked.

"Ow!"

The werewolf roared and charged forward with a somersault.

Its eyes were bloodshot, and scorching breath was coming out of its nostrils, indicating that it had entered a berserk state.

Liu Zheng casually swung his sword, but this time the werewolf caught it steadily.

"You got a buff? I got one too."

His eyes were wide open in anger, his skin cracked open, and golden flames spewed from his nostrils.

"Kick me again!"

He pulled back his butcher's knife, roared, and chopped it down on the head.

"Ow!"

The werewolf's only response was a wolf howl.

In its berserk state, it appears to have lost its ability to speak.

The dark wolf claws crossed into a cross and blocked upwards.

"Qiang!"

The sound of metal clanging rang out, the wolf's claws dipped downwards, but immediately rose again.

Naturally born extraordinary races are stronger than hybrids like Liu Zheng who acquire their power later in life. Even when it comes to the ability to increase strength, the increase from berserk mode is much greater than that from "Burning Fury".

However, this wasn't Liu Zheng's only trick.

He turned around and suddenly raised his hind leg, his Citizen Walking Shoes transforming into a red and white afterimage as he kicked the werewolf in the abdomen.

With the combined boost of "Power Amplifier" and "Kick," this kick sent the werewolf flying through the air and embedded in the wall.

The werewolf groaned, tilted its head, and fell silent.

"Jean!"

Three men rushed out from behind and were shocked to see what was happening.

"You guys go protect the boss, I'll take care of him!"

One of the men wearing an iron mask shouted and then charged at Liu Zheng alone.

"Since you're here, don't leave."

Liu Zheng certainly wouldn't let them rescue the merchant's boss; in fact, the latter had already been knocked unconscious by the insect-killing dagger.

He stomped his foot on the ground, using the recoil to charge at the man in the iron mask.

With the 25% speed boost from the Citizen Walking Shoes, the two were practically face to face in just a breath.

The masked man reacted quickly, and as soon as he saw Liu Zheng rushing over, he punched him in the face.

His hands were covered in crocodile-like scales, but his fingers were as thin and short as a mouse's.

However, his punch was very powerful; before it even landed, the wind from the punch blew into Liu Zheng's face.

"You want to challenge me to a boxing match?"

Liu Zheng chuckled, his two tentacles curled into a ball, and with a move that seemed to seal and close, he blocked the Iron Mask's fist in mid-air.

He then pulled the third tentacle back and then stabbed it into the Iron Mask's chest.

There's a saying in boxing: "Strike with a big fist as if wielding a small spear."

Fist techniques are essentially a simplification of spear techniques; it's just that most people lack both the strength and skill to use their fists to achieve the effect of a spear.

Liu Zheng now possesses both strength and skill, and his tentacles, hardened by the "iron block," not only resemble spears in appearance but are also even tougher than spears.

With this single touch, the awe-inspiring power of a general being brought down from his horse amidst a vast army was palpable.

His fourth tentacle was not idle either, wielding a butcher's knife to slash across the Iron Mask's waist.

Four hands are more useful than two hands, not only for both offense and defense, but also for having multiple attack routes at the same time.

"Blood Magic: Corrupting Fang!"

Seeing that things were going badly, the masked man shot out a yellowed, sharp tooth from his mouth.

"Iron!"

It was too late to dodge, so Liu Zheng used his skill on his own face.

After the physical attributes were enhanced, the effect of the "Iron Block" was further improved. The fangs only pierced through a layer of skin before falling to the ground.

"Hee hee hee."

The man in the iron mask was not surprised but delighted.

His fangs are merely a medium for casting magic; they don't need to harm the target. The magic will take effect simply by touching the target's body.

"Just watch your blood rot."

He looked at Liu Zheng smugly, only to find the latter looking at him with a completely bewildered expression.

"what are you laughing at?"

Liu Zheng couldn't help but ask.

"Don't you realize your blood is rotting?"

The man in the iron mask asked, puzzled.

"No. But you, haven't you noticed that you've become two and a half people?"

He pointed to the lower half of the man in the iron mask lying on the ground.

(End of this chapter)