It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 634 Now they're all dead.

Chapter 634 Now they're all dead.

"Who do you think you are? When I was fighting with the border control officers, you were probably still scrambling for food in some ditch."

The red pig clone was utterly disdainful of the Taoist's threat.

Its attempt to illegally cross the border did fail, but if it weren't for its formidable strength, this operation would never have happened.

"Ada ada ada!"

The red pig clone roared and threw a simple, unadorned straight punch at the Taoist robe man.

Each punch was incredibly powerful, and the force emanating from them was so strong that it couldn't even stir up the dust on the ground.

The Taoist priest dared not take the attack head-on and could only dodge continuously, using the bone sword to defend when he could not dodge.

However, after only a few rounds, the White Bone Sword began to wail under the strain.

Seeing that this couldn't go on, the Taoist priest had no choice but to unleash his ultimate move.

"Sunflower Sword of Evil - Evil is Righteousness!"

He first blocked with his sword, and the red and blue veins on the blade ruptured, splashing out golden blood that bloomed into an incomparably brilliant and magnificent sunflower.

This move is the strongest defensive move in the Sunflower Evil Sword Technique, a move that combines good and evil, and even possesses a touch of Zen.

So when the red pig's clone punched it, it only caused the sunflower to fall and wither, but it didn't destroy it.

However, while the red pig's clone could keep punching, the white bone sword couldn't use its second move, "Evil is Good," for a short period of time.

To win, the Taoist priest had no choice but to use another forbidden move.

"When Yin and Yang are reversed, death is transformed into life!"

He stretched out his finger and drew yin and yang again, the inverted tai chi diagram disappearing into the body of the red pig clone.

"Ok?"

The red pig clone asked in confusion, but then exhaled two puffs of white vapor from its nostrils.

The feeling of blood surging within it was both incredibly familiar and incredibly strange to it.

It glanced at its own body, and its originally pale and ethereal soul had transformed into tender and firm flesh and blood.

"Sunflower Thousand-Crack Hand!"

Before it could savor this long-lost feeling again, the Taoist priest unleashed another deadly move.

A barrage of palm strikes rained down on the red pig's clone. The clone parried with a punch, but was sent flying more than ten meters away by the overwhelming force of the palm strikes. Countless palm prints appeared on its body, and blood spurted from its mouth and nose.

"Hahaha!"

The Taoist-robed man laughed wildly.

This move, "Turning Death into Life," was his master's ultimate skill. Although he secretly learned the move, he did not learn the corresponding cultivation method. Every time he forcibly used it, it would shorten his lifespan.

He paid such a high price, certainly not for doing good deeds.

Such a heaven-defying act of reincarnation is not only unsustainable, but also consumes a huge amount of the reincarnated person's soul power.

The red pig's clone is now only about half the strength it had after its death, and is no match for the Taoist priest.

"It's a good thing you're a vengeful spirit, otherwise I might really have died here."

The situation reversed, and the Taoist-robed man gave a wicked smile.

His former sect studied the mysteries of Yin-Yang reversal and the cycle of life and death. They were quite professional at dealing with the dead, though it's hard to say about other things.

"But now, you're going to die, Daoist Master! Sunflower Evil Sword - Limitless Evil!"

If the "Evil is Right" move that the Taoist priest just used is the strongest defensive move in the Sunflower Sword, then this move "Without Limits with Evil" is the strongest killing move.

With a single thrust of his sword, the entire mountaintop was filled with the sinister shadow of the Taoist-robed man.

Each one was the real body, and each sword strike was a real move. In an instant, it seemed as if hundreds of Taoist robed figures were attacking the red pig clone and Liu Zheng.

Who could withstand such power? Who could possibly utterly defy it?!

Faced with this devastating attack, the red pig clone immediately rushed to Liu Zheng's side and used its own body to block all the attacks for him.

"Hahaha! Hahaha!"

Faced with a deadly attack that tore him apart, leaving him covered in blood and bones, the red pig clone laughed wildly.

"Red Pig Doppelganger, are you so happy about being resurrected that you've gone mad?"

Liu Zheng asked with concern.

"Even if you're stupid, I'm not stupid. If you say another word of nonsense, I'll throw you out and get hacked to pieces."

The red pig clone glared at him.

This kid really is clueless when he's being tactless. Can't you tell he's just showing off?

"Is it still okay?"

Liu Zheng persisted in asking.

"Then you come?"

"I definitely can't go up, but I can find a soul to go up with you."

He took out the trash can he had gotten at the auction.

Name: Your Mom's Trash Can (Disposable)

Type: Item

Quality: Excellent

"Effect: When knocked over or damaged, it will summon a powerful vengeful spirit that will relentlessly hunt down the perpetrator and inflict terrible punishments upon them. Once the perpetrator dies or after three minutes, the vengeful spirit will target the player themselves."

"Note: Look at the stupid things you've done, you idiotic killer! Oh no, my mom found out about us!"

"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"

"Oh? You actually have something like this. Hmm, that's good."

The red pig clone seemed to have made a decision, reaching out to take the trash can.

"Damn it, you knocked over that damn trash can again!"

With a violent and shrill scream, the head of a curly-haired Black woman popped out of the trash can.

"Shut up, you damn idiot!"

The red pig clone slapped him across the face, sending blood and flesh flying everywhere.

He was a true gentleman most of the time and did not discriminate based on a woman's age or gender.

But when it comes to a small part of being unsuitable as a gentleman, it's even more like Jiang Jinfu than An Jiahe.

"You dare to hit me!"

The old woman's vengeful spirit covered her face and said in disbelief.

“If you look at me with those damn eyes again, I’ll pour the rest of my drink into your eyes.”

The red pig clone said viciously.

"No, you can't do that!"

The old woman's vengeful spirit screamed.

"Of course I can. I can do whatever I want in this house, if I want. Listen up, you bitch, if you don't want to get beaten up, you'd better shut up right now. I don't have time to listen to your complaints while I'm dealing with outsiders."

The red pig clone grabbed her hair and said.

"Oh, you're hurting me."

The old woman's vengeful spirit complained as she looked at Liu Zheng, who shrugged, indicating that he was powerless to help.

"Go stay with your damn son and watch how I show off my muscles, bitch."

The red pig clone threw the trash can back to Liu Zheng, then took a deep breath.

The long-lost scent of the air almost intoxicated it, but it knew it was just a fleeting moment.

Fortunately, Chihaya is still by its side, and will always be.

"What an idiot."

The red pig clone gave the Taoist priest a mocking smile, which left the latter bewildered and somewhat uneasy.

"As a living person, I am the strongest."

It no longer cared about Liu Zheng and walked forward step by step.

A soft and steady light emanated from the body, and the physical form of the red pig clone gradually blurred under the light.

This is the light of the soul, the fire of the spirit, burning its soul, body, and even its very essence, all for one last burst of glory.

The red pig clone, being a spirit, was originally unable to use this move, but the Taoist robed man gave it this opportunity, so of course it had to seize it.

"Watch closely, Liu Zheng, this is my last flight!"

Amidst the roar of the red pig's clone, it transformed into a ball of light.

"not good!"

The aura of impending death was so strong that the Taoist priest didn't hesitate and immediately took out a yellow talisman and stuck it on himself.

Even pandas can teleport, so how could he not?

However, the figure in the Taoist robe disappeared for a moment and then reappeared, this time with three bullet holes in his robe.

"Damn it!"

He remembered clearly that the vengeful spirit had fired ten bullets in total, meaning there were still four bullets waiting for him. If he tried to escape using teleportation magic again, he would definitely be interrupted. If he managed to get out of the trap again, that would be fine, but if he got stuck, he would be doomed.

"Make him stop, and I'm willing to negotiate. You wanted a randomized die, didn't you? I have an even better one here!"

The Taoist-robed man shouted at Liu Zheng.

"Really?"

Liu Zheng looked suspicious.

"Really, I'll show you right now if you don't believe me."

"No need, I'll look for you slowly after you die."

He said coldly.

"How dare you play tricks on me!"

The Taoist priest said angrily.

"I was just messing with you, so what? Come and bite me, you idiot."

Liu Zheng made a face at him.

The red pig clone didn't listen to what they were saying at all. In the light of ultimate sublimation, a dilapidated bomber suddenly appeared.

This bomber is only one-tenth the size of a normal one, and inside the cockpit without a protective shield sits a proportionally shrunk Porco Rosso clone.

The bomber had four bombs hanging below it, each a quarter the size of the bomber itself, making it look ridiculous and bulky.

However, the man in the Taoist robe couldn't laugh at all; he only felt terrified.

Such a sincere and earnest attack had exceeded the limits of the Red Pig's clone's own strength. Not to mention him, even if the Sunflower Demon were resurrected, he wouldn't be able to withstand it.

"You forced me to do this!"

The Taoist priest gritted his teeth and took out a rhomboid eight-sided die.

"Oh!"

Just then, the already twisted and collapsed tomb exploded with a loud bang.

A similarly twisted infant burst out of the tomb and bit the Taoist's hand.

"what!"

The Taoist priest was in pain, and the eight-sided die immediately slipped from his hand.

"Master!"

He looked at the baby and exclaimed in shock.

"Impossible! How could you leave your Nascent Soul outside?!"

He said incredulously.

The nascent soul and the cultivator are one; without the nascent soul, the effectiveness of the Northern Yin Heaven-Mending Coffin is greatly reduced.

Moreover, since nascent souls possess spirits, it is not only unsafe for them to stay outside for a long time, but they may also develop self-awareness.

"Hmph, my good disciple, since you know that your master is afraid of death, how could you not make two preparations? If you can have two inner cores, you can naturally have two nascent souls as well."

"I just didn't expect you to hate me so deeply, and to be so ruthless, even attracting the attention of the garbage disposal plant. Now my second Nascent Soul is doomed. Good disciple, you'll accompany your master on the road, hahaha!"

"Dream on! Sunflowers face the sun, symbolizing harmony between humanity and nature!"

The Taoist robe-clad man devoured the primordial energy of heaven and earth, transforming into a twelve-foot-tall golden body, intending to withstand the onslaught head-on.

This state of ultimate sublimation is absolutely impossible to maintain for long. As long as he survives the first move, the red pig clone might collapse on its own.

"Evil and poison, chaos and calamity for heaven and earth!"

The person in the coffin naturally wouldn't let him succeed, and directly disintegrated the nascent soul, using the ultimate move from the "Yin Yang Reversal Divine Art".

"what!"

The vital energy of heaven and earth, which was originally like sweet rain, turned into poisonous water. Caught off guard, the Taoist priest was severely injured in an instant, and his twelve-foot-tall golden body was riddled with holes.

"You didn't expect that, did you, my good disciple? Your master has this trick up his sleeve! Hahaha! Hahaha!"

The laughter of the person in the coffin gradually subsided, disappearing into the wind along with the nascent soul.

The Taoist priest was still struggling when the bomber was already in front of him.

Four bullets also shot out from the void, pinning the Taoist priest and the bomber together.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Amid the desperate cries of the Taoist priest, the bomber flew higher and higher, reaching an altitude of a thousand meters in the blink of an eye.

"BOOM!"

Then, a mushroom cloud rose up, and a second sun shone in the sky.

"Farewell, Red Pig Doppelganger."

Liu Zheng squinted and saluted the mushroom cloud.

Even though it's just a clone, you still have to be polite.

"Go away my ass, I'm not dead yet."

The voice of the red pig's clone echoed from the sky.

"what?"

He looked in the direction of the sound and saw a parachute drifting down.

"Wow, I didn't expect you, Red Pig Clone, to be a paratrooper. Impressive!"

Liu Zheng exclaimed in admiration.

"Don't think I don't know this is an insult."

The red pig clone glared at him.

"Heh heh. Is that guy dead?"

"Unless he's also an avatar, he's definitely dead."

The red pig clone said confidently.

"That's good. Now, will you go back into your jacket?"

He held up his flight jacket and said.

"There's no going back now. Take the jacket back to my original body."

The red pig clone shook its head.

"it is good."

Liu Zheng nodded in agreement.

"You damn bitch, come here."

The red pig's clone shouted at the old woman's vengeful spirit.

"What are you going to do again?"

The old woman's vengeful spirit was unwilling.

"I said I can do whatever I want in this house! Get here!"

The red pig's clone grabbed the old woman's vengeful spirit by the hair and dragged her aside.

"You, turn around, and don't peek."

It then spoke to Liu Zheng.

"Oh."

Actually, even if it hadn't said so, Liu Zheng wouldn't have wanted to see it at all.

"Ok?"

After waiting for a few minutes and seeing that there was no movement, he asked.

There was no response, so Liu Zheng turned around.

The red pig clone and the old woman's vengeful spirit have both disappeared, leaving only a trash can filled with explosives on the ground.

Name: Menopausal Mom's Trash Can (Disposable)

Type: Item

Quality: Excellent

"Effect 1: When knocked over or damaged, it will summon a powerful vengeful spirit that will relentlessly hunt down the perpetrator (excluding the player) and inflict terrible punishments on them until the perpetrator dies or can no longer be tracked down."

Effect Two: If the perpetrator is the player themselves, the vengeful spirit will detonate the trash can, causing both the player and the spirit to perish together.

"Note: Ugh, you damn bastards, you're driving me crazy! Let Satan deal with you!"

"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"

"Um"

He had initially thought that the red pig would use some strange method to subdue the old woman's vengeful spirit, but he didn't expect it to drive the latter even crazier.

Oh well, he already has a ton of items for mutual destruction, so one more won't make a difference.

Liu Zheng put away the new trash can and turned his gaze to the eight-sided die not far away.

(End of this chapter)

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