It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 628 Brother Jie, I want it!

"That's hanging way too fast!"

Liu Zheng said helplessly.

He was so confused that he didn't know whether 4399 had heard him or simply hung up automatically due to a bad signal.

Fortunately, 4399 called again not long after.

"Stay there and stay on the phone."

His voice was much clearer this time.

"Huh, the signal is better again?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"I applied for a special signal."

4399 hesitated for a moment, but still revealed a little bit.

"I see."

He was just asking casually and didn't mean to delve into it further.

Half an hour later, a magic carpet appeared in the sky above Broken Root Mountain.

After discovering Liu Zheng, the magic carpet slowly descended.

4399 and an elf with a human upper body and blue mist lower body stepped off the magic carpet.

"This is Genie from the Department of Religion and Mysticism. You can also call him the Genie."

4399 introduced.

"Don't listen to him, just call me Brother Jie. I won't grant your wishes."

The Smurf said with a smile.

"Hello, Brother Jie."

Liu Zheng readily accepted good advice.

"Hello, hello. I've heard from 4399 that he recently met a rising star. Today I saw him and he is indeed handsome and dashing."

The Smurfs immediately showered him with praise.

"Not at all, I think you are the wise and powerful, with a dignified and majestic appearance, Brother Jie."

He immediately responded with a compliment.

"Hahaha."

"Hahaha."

The two looked at each other and laughed, feeling as if they had met their match.

"Stop the nonsense and get to the point."

4399 said expressionlessly.

"What's the rush? There are more people at the Border Management Bureau than there are floors in the city hall. Do you think we need one more person to stand on?"

The Smurf retorted.

"Is this the god?"

Despite his sarcastic remarks, he still glanced at the mangled corpse of the God's Hand on the ground.

“That’s right. I don’t know what He came from, but I couldn’t stand it when He tried to scheme against me, so I killed Him.”

Liu Zheng nodded.

"Young man, you have a strong personality, I like it. But next time you encounter these things, you should avoid them if possible. They are all very evil, and even if you can beat them, you are likely to get bad luck from them."

The Smurf kindly reminded them.

"I'll remember what Brother Jie reminded me of next time."

"Not bad, he can listen to advice and has the potential to achieve great things."

The Smurf praised him again, and then went to work.

He pulled something that looked like a barcode scanner from his lower body and started scanning the corpse of the "God Hand".

He then pressed the button on the barcode scanner, and a light screen was projected into the air.

"Um"

Looking at the colorful spots of light on the screen, the Smurf fell into deep thought.

"Judging from the spectrum of divine power, this should be a deity related to the divine functions of reproduction, sexuality, and growth."

After thinking for a moment, he spoke.

"As it should be."

Liu Zheng nodded.

Actually, you can guess it from the shape of the divine hand and the abilities it displays.

"No wonder He has his eye on you. The divine power of the Black Goat of the Forest within you is like a panacea to Him. If He could eat you, He might be able to come back to life."

The Smurf glanced at it and said.

As a professional in the Department of Religion and Mystic Affairs, he could tell at a glance that Liu Zheng was special.

"If I eat it, wouldn't it be a great tonic?"

Liu Zhengju drew inferences from one instance to another.

"If it were anyone else, I would definitely encourage them to give it a try, so I could get double the credit. But since you're one of us, I still advise you to stay as far away from these bastards as possible."

"That's what the Smurf said."

"Okay, thanks for reminding me, Brother Jie."

"But then again, even a used piece of toilet paper has its uses. Although the power of the gods is unclean, it should still be used when necessary."

The Smurf changed the subject.

"Brother Jie, be careful next time you use the magic carpet. Look at you, you didn't even notice the money fell out."

He pulled out stacks of money and threw them on the ground, continuing until the Smurf said a word.

"Oh dear, it's true, I didn't even know I lost so much money. Thanks for reminding me, bro."

After throwing away hundreds of thousands, the Smurf finally smiled and said...

"Of course."

Liu Zheng also said with a smile.

"Okay, then let's leave it at that."

The Smurf put away the money, looked him over for a long time before nodding, and then took out a lamp from below.

He rummaged through the remains of the divine hand, finally picking up the half of the lantern and throwing it into the lamp holder.

"Now that we have the main course, we need to add some side dishes."

As the Smurf muttered to himself, he took out small, fingernail-sized cubes of runes from below and threw them into the lamp.

"Ah~"

When he took out a rune that looked like both a flame and a spearhead, Liu Zheng felt a surge of nausea.

"Haha, got caught in the crossfire, didn't you?"

The Smurf said with a hint of schadenfreude.

"No, I just remembered some disgusting things."

Liu Zheng stubbornly insisted.

"Haha, you're quite an interesting person, not like this guy at all."

The Smurf laughed loudly.

"If you keep talking, I'll call someone else next time there's a good thing like this."

4399 said expressionlessly.

"Sigh, what a guy who fits the stereotype."

The Smurf shook his head and began to concentrate on "cooking".

After adding all the "ingredients," he began to shake the lamp, and a flame emerged from the spout.

After shaking for an unknown amount of time, the flames finally gradually died out.

"Okay, take it and drink it."

He handed the lamp to Liu Zheng.

Liu Zheng took the lamp and looked at 4399, who nodded silently.

So he held the lamp pot, put the spout in his mouth, and sucked hard.

"Goooooooo~"

The lamp oil, with its sweet and pungent smell, seemed inexhaustible, stretching his stomach to its limit.

"You're quite capable, young man."

The Smurf said to 4399 with some surprise.

He originally thought Liu Zheng would be full after drinking a dozen or so sips at most.

"My judgment is never wrong."

4399 replied calmly.

"Keep bragging. What about that woman who was seduced by a handsome man?"

The Smurfs exposed his secrets directly.

The woman who defected to the "Hybrid Faction" was rescued by 4399, and he was the one who recommended and nurtured her.

After the defection was exposed, 4399 was heavily criticized within the "anti-favor faction," and its reputation plummeted.

He was supposed to become a full-fledged section chief and acting deputy section chief last year, but this matter has been postponed indefinitely.

Of course, his reputation has recently started to improve again, and it seems to be surpassing its previous level.

As for the reason, it's naturally because a certain newcomer is too good at causing trouble.

The credit rained down on 4399, and he accepted it all.

"This humiliation will soon be a thing of the past."

4399 said calmly.

Although Liu Zheng did not use the channels of the "anti-favor faction" to save the French plane tree, he could still offer sufficient conditions on his own.

"Hiccup~"

Liu Zheng finally couldn't drink anymore.

"Player has absorbed divine essence; rewards are being calculated."

A system notification sounded.

"Settlement complete."

"Player's all attributes are permanently increased by 20 points, maximum rationality is permanently increased by 20 points, and luck is permanently and slightly decreased." "Player gains passive skill: Sexual excess leads to disaster."

"Players gain the active skill: Cutting to Heal Forever."

"Sexual excess leads to disaster: Players will gain an attack power bonus while increasing their sexual abilities, up to a maximum of 200%. After a player engages in sexual activity or masturbation, the attack power bonus will increase to a maximum of 1000% for 10 seconds. After the duration ends, this skill will be permanently disabled."

"Cut off to cure forever: The player consumes 10% of their sexual energy to launch a powerful attack. Upon hitting the target, it will cause a lot of damage and permanently reduce the target's fertility. The more sexual energy consumed, the stronger the effect."

"Um"

After reading the system notification, Liu Zheng's expression was complicated.

If you're talking about making money, then he definitely made a fortune.

Keep in mind that the legendary deliveryman's vest only increases all attributes by 50 points, and that's conditional. But now he's getting an unconditional 20-point increase to all attributes—he's making a killing!

Both skills are visibly powerful, and some even have special effects.

But if you were to say he lost out, Liu Zheng did lose out a bit.

Lowering other attributes is one thing, but lowering the luck attribute is really annoying.

After all, he had personally experienced the horror of a drop in luck value, and could only hope that this slight decrease could offset the slight increase in Ebisu sea bream as much as possible.

As for the eye-watering descriptions of the two skills, he was too lazy to even comment on them.

"Brother Jie, why do I feel like I've become unlucky?"

Liu Zheng asked questions when he didn't understand.

"Oh? You noticed. That's normal. This is a god in its decline, and it harbors a deep resentment. If I hadn't used the magic lamp to refine most of the impurities, you might have been struck by bad luck."

"That's what the Smurf said."

"Then what is His origin?"

"I don't know, we'll have to take Him back to the department and investigate further. But gods like this, half-dead and full of resentment, are like landmines; they might explode at any time. You've done a great job this time."

The Smurf said in an appreciative tone.

"Brother Jie, you've done a great job."

He said tactfully.

"Haha, you're really good with words. Hmm."

The Smurf laughed loudly, then pondered for a few seconds.

Then, he lifted the lid of the lamp to check the remaining amount inside.

"Hand out."

He said.

Liu Zheng did as instructed and extended his tentacles.

The Smurf carefully tilted the lamp, spilling out a single drop of shimmering lamp oil.

Name: Magic Lamp Oil (Disposable)

Type: Item

Quality: Excellent

"Effect: After use, it can grant the player one wish. If it exceeds the power of the lamp oil, it will be ineffective and the lamp oil will disappear."

"Note: I need three more drops of lamp oil! Okay, now you don't have a single drop left."

"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"

"Brother Jie, what's the range of this lamp oil's effects?"

he asked.

"I don't know either. The magic lamp has its own master. I can only use it because my ancestors made a contract with it."

"However, it's definitely impossible to permanently increase your luck stat."

The Smurf replied.

"Ok."

Liu Zheng put away the lamp oil with some regret.

However, it cannot be permanently improved, but a temporary improvement should be fine.

If we decide to use the Golden Lotus Seed of Luck at that time, we will use lamp oil to make up for the slight difference between our luck value and the maximum.

"You scoundrel, that donkey-eared demon told you to leave some of the divine corpse for her."

The sound of a panda reached his ears.

"Brother Jie, could you leave me a few scraps?"

Liu Zheng glanced back at the armored vehicle and said to Smurf.

"What do you need this for? Young man, don't be too greedy, or you'll never be a decent human being."

The Smurf warned.

“It’s not what I want. I have a friend who’s a priest. He just got into a fight with this guy and he’s almost dead. He probably needs to sacrifice a god’s corpse to save his life.”

He told the truth.

"Oh, that's how it is."

The Smurf thought for a moment and then broke off half of the god's ring finger.

"Here, this should be enough."

"Thanks, Brother Jie. Good luck, give it to Yaksha."

Liu Zheng shouted at the explosion-proof vehicle.

"Okay, boss."

Niu Daji quickly ran over, took the magic finger, and ran back to the car.

Where did that car come from?

4399 glanced at the explosion-proof vehicle and said.

“Bought from Beers-Khome.”

Liu Zheng replied.

"Oh."

4399 nodded and said nothing more.

As the only son of Charles Holmes, an official Planeswalker, he holds an exceptionally high position, and selling a used official car is nothing to him.

"By the way, Brother 4399, do you have any fuel? My car is out of gas."

Liu Zheng asked.

"No."

4399 shook his head.

Who would carry that kind of thing around for no reason? Storage space is also very precious.

"Alright, then we'll have to walk the rest of the way."

He sighed.

"Where are you going, young man?"

"The Smurf asked."

"I don't know either, but it's definitely within the Ten Thousand Mountains area. Just follow it."

Liu Zheng removed the finger.

The finger hovered in the air, pointing directly at the Smurf.

"Alright, then I'll give you a ride."

"That's what the Smurf said generously."

When he came out, he told his superiors that as long as he stayed within the Shiwan Mountains area, there wouldn't be any major problems.

"That's great, thank you, Brother Jie."

Liu Zheng was overjoyed.

"We're all on the same side, what's a little thing like this?"

"Then I'll go and call them over."

He said something and then returned to the armored vehicle.

At that moment, the Yaksha, holding the Divine Finger, was preparing to perform a sacrificial ritual, but stopped when he saw him enter.

"You go about your business."

Liu Zheng waved his hand and said.

Yaksha nodded and placed his divine finger into the magic circle drawn with blood.

“Great Bloodhand Kane, I have slain your divine enemy, and offer his body to you in the hope that your wrath will be appeased.”

After she finished reciting the prayer, a giant hand made of blood and fire emerged from the center of the magic circle and dragged the divine finger into the magic circle.

Then, a drop of blood rose from the magic circle and floated in the air.

"I am deeply grateful for your blessings, great Lord of War."

Yaksha quickly stuck out his tongue and licked the blood droplets off.

"Ah~"

She let out a long groan.

His injuries healed quickly, and a blood-red mark resembling a fishbone appeared on his chest.

Yaksha looked down at the mark on his chest, his eyes filled with joy.

This means she has gained the attention of Bloodhand Kane, and from now on she will not need various rituals, but only need to keep killing to gain the favor of the gods.

"You don't have to die?"

Liu Zheng said something that really ruined the atmosphere.

"Kane's bride will only bring death to his enemies."

Yaksha said with a stern face.

"Putting everything else aside, your ability to stubbornly deny everything is truly exceptional."

He squinted and said.

Dozens of people died, leaving only Yaksha, who only brings death to the enemy.

"Humph."

Yaksha snorted, but didn't retort.

"Let's go, let's hitch a ride."

Liu Zheng gave a shout and led the group toward the Smurfs.

(End of this chapter)