It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?
Chapter 622 The Naked Nile Doctor
Chapter 622 The Naked Nile Doctor
"Hehehe, lie down properly for me, be a good boy."
With a wicked grin, Panda hugged Liu Zheng, tripped him with a leg sweep, and then plopped down on him.
After sitting down, it even rubbed its rear end, clearly as a form of retaliation.
The Nile doctor saw everything, but said nothing.
The most urgent task now is to deal with the strange condition on Liu Zheng; this little matter is not worth worrying about.
Of course, regardless of Liu Zheng's current state, he clearly won't obediently give in.
With a flash of light, the serrated blade instantly severed the panda's black and white fur, advancing deeper into the flesh.
"I rely on!"
The panda was startled and quickly slapped the serrated knife out of his hand with its paw, then used its limbs to hold down his four tentacles.
But even with its four tentacles held down, Liu Zheng remained restless, attempting to kick its large face with a somersault and a hook.
"Can I tear off his tentacles?"
After being kicked a few times, the panda couldn't take it anymore.
It is a top-grade Golden Core cultivator, a true disciple of the Xuanmen sect, and a young and outstanding talent among demon kings. When has it ever been kicked in the face?
Even its master had never hit it like that!
"That's bullshit."
The Nile doctor nodded.
No sooner had he finished speaking than the panda sprang out its sharp claws hidden in its paw pads.
Normally, bears cannot retract their claws, but pandas, whether by natural talent or some other special skill, can retract their claws just like felines.
Four gentle breezes blew by, and Liu Zheng's four tentacles were all severed at the root.
"I'll teach you to try and cut me with that knife again."
The panda looked at its still-twitching tentacles and said smugly.
"What's wrong with this bastard? His broken knife shouldn't be able to break through my Golden Fur Iron Shirt."
It tenderly licked its wound.
"Who knows? There are a lot of strange things about this kid."
As Dr. Nile spoke, he reached out and gouged out Liu Zheng's right eye, then stuffed the Eye of the Sun into it.
"Shh!"
Golden-red flames suddenly shot out from his seven orifices, making him look like a man of fire.
"Wow!"
The panda sitting on him also suffered, with a large patch of its fur burned off its back.
"Seal his seven orifices."
"The Nile doctor shouted."
"I should have stayed away like them."
The panda expressed deep regret.
But there's no going back in life, and now it has no choice but to continue cooperating.
It really had no experience in sealing a person's seven orifices.
After all, it can simply use a breath-repelling technique when it doesn't want to smell anything.
"Oh, yes!"
The panda had a flash of inspiration and took out a chess box from the floral cloth bundle.
"Great, great, the size is just right."
It took out a chess piece, compared it, and said with satisfaction.
This was left to its master by its grandmaster. It has no other use than to feel good and be hard enough that it can't be broken even if the user throws a tantrum.
The panda stuffed the chess pieces one by one into Liu Zheng's seven orifices, blocking all of them except for the eye orifice.
"Is this okay?"
it asked.
"No, the fire is still leaking from the eye socket."
The Nile doctor shook his head.
"Alas, I'm just unlucky. Fire God, your divine might is awe-inspiring, your divine light protects me, I am impervious to all fires, so be it!"
The panda recited a fire-avoidance spell and then covered Liu Zheng's eyes with its paws.
"Hurry up, bandaged zombie, in a little while my claws will turn into roasted bear paws."
It urged.
"Use your words."
The Nile doctor glared at it, then took off the crown and placed it on Liu Zheng's head.
The golden cobra opened its mouth, revealing two white crystal fangs filled with purplish-black venom.
"Fizz!"
The golden cobra hissed in warning.
The person wearing the crown was neither a pharaoh nor a priest, nor even a member of the Ra clan. If the Nile doctor did not remove it, it would exercise the duty of the spirit of the sacred object and poison this blasphemer.
“Holy Holy Spirit, please extinguish your anger and listen to my voice. This person is not one of our kind, but he is our benefactor.”
“Perceptive Holy Spirit, please feel with your heart the fire of the sun within this person. God Ra is using His great power to expel the evil within him.”
“Wisdom Holy Spirit, please set aside your pride and try to understand Ra’s intentions. Use your strength to help me fulfill Ra’s will.”
The Nile doctor quickly spoke in Higher Nile.
"Fizz!"
The golden cobra's hissing subsided slightly, but it showed no sign of retracting its fangs.
It was a sacred object of the Pharaoh, not a sacred object of the priest.
The Pharaoh was the son of the sun god, the god's agent and incarnation on earth, but also the ruler of the mortal world.
Theocracy and monarchy have always been both unified and opposed.
"Afterwards, I will offer ten kilograms of gold, ten white bulls, ten black ewes, and ten mongoose cubs as sacrifices."
Seeing this, the Nile doctor had no choice but to speak.
"Sigh~"
The golden cobra retracted its fangs and closed its eyes.
"The spirits of artifacts in your area are quite difficult to deal with."
The panda looked at him with pity.
It suffered quite a bit of mistreatment when it first subdued those magical treasures.
"It's the same everywhere. Once everything has sentience, it's bound to cause headaches."
The Nile doctor sighed.
Even Sesha can be quite difficult to deal with when she's being difficult.
The reason he was willing to pay such a high price to persuade the Golden Cobra was because the crown, this sacred object, was extremely important for healing.
The power of the sun has always been a double-edged sword; it can create all things, but it can also destroy all things.
Liu Zheng is not a member of the Ra clan, but rather a member of the alien god's kin. Directly activating the Ra god's power within him would absolutely burn him to ashes.
The crown can guide the power of the Ra within him, protecting him from being burned by the Sunfire.
Given Liu Zheng's regenerative abilities, as long as he doesn't die from the fire on the spot, he can be saved.
The more thoroughly the burn is made, the greater the chance of curing him.
"In the name of the sun god Ra-Atum, burn!"
The Nile doctor raised his scimitar and scepter and spoke loudly.
Gods often have many names, and the sun god Ra is no exception.
Different gods represent different divinity and different powers.
Ra Atum is the name of the sun god Ra that is closest to his original divinity. Only Ra's most favored priests can use it, otherwise they will be punished by the gods.
"rub!"
The scimitar sliced across the tip of the staff, creating a shower of sparks.
A spark fell into Liu Zheng's eyes, and the next second, flames burst from every pore of his body.
Dr. Nile was not concerned about this, as pores cannot be completely blocked anyway, and this level of leakage would not affect the treatment effect.
But immediately, two thick tongues of fire shot out from below Liu Zheng.
"Oh no, I forgot about that place!"
The Nile doctor was horrified.
He only sealed the panda's seven orifices, forgetting that humans actually have eight orifices, and men even have one more.
Before the flames had completely died down, the Nile doctor immediately ripped off Liu Zheng's pants, then twisted the bandage into a stick and inserted it into his ninth orifice.
Then he rolled a ball out of the bandage and stuck it into Liu Zheng's eighth acupoint.
"What else do you have to block?"
The Nile doctor's face was ashen.
"Didn't you already plug it up?"
The panda glanced at it curiously. "Tsk!"
That mere nobody was bigger than it.
"It won't stay blocked for long; it'll melt away in no time."
The Nile doctor shook his head.
"Then the size of my chess piece is not suitable either."
"I can't help it," the panda said helplessly.
"Then I'll just have to use the scepter to block it. When he wakes up, I'll say that you let him do it. Guess if he'll burn you into a roasted bear."
"The Nile doctor threatened."
"Wow, you bandaged zombie, that's so despicable!"
"I can't believe it," the panda said.
No wonder Master said it couldn't go down the mountain before it was fully formed; the people down there were just too treacherous.
"Stop talking nonsense and hurry up!"
"The Nile doctor shouted."
"Alas, my life is truly miserable."
The panda sighed and spat out the Shaoyang Xiguang Banner again.
It extended its claw and pointed, and the Shaoyang Xiguang Banner automatically flew to Liu Zheng's crotch, covering his entire genitals.
This Shaoyang Xiguang Banner is made by harnessing the power of the rising sun, using purple clouds and millennia-old silk, making it perfectly suited to resist the power of the sun.
Sure enough, as soon as the Shaoyang Xiguang Banner was placed down, not a single spark appeared below Liu Zheng.
"My precious magical artifact, I have wronged you!"
The panda cried.
This Lesser Yang Dawn Banner was crafted by its own hands, and like the Lesser Yin Gui Water Banner, it is its natal magic weapon.
Whether for cultivation or combat, they have many uses, but now they are being used as loincloths for people.
Alas, fortunately, its natal magic weapon and its mind were in sync, otherwise it would have rebelled on the spot.
"Stop howling, I'll send you a wisp of the Sun God's power later."
"The Nile doctor said helplessly."
"Oh, you're a really nice person."
The panda immediately stopped crying.
Although the power of the Sun God and the power of Lesser Yang are not the same thing, they ultimately come from the same source and there are still many things that can be learned from each other.
"If I weren't such a nice person, would this kid have stuck with me like this?"
The Nile doctor looked down at Liu Zheng, taking the opportunity to conceal the glint in his eyes.
Although there is no panda among Ra's animal figures, who says He can't add one?
The blazing heat within Liu Zheng's body formed a pattern of an eagle's head and a human body—the very image most often used by the sun god Ra.
Although his physical appearance remained unchanged, the Nile doctor knew that his body was being slowly burned away by the Yang Flame.
"Fizz!"
About ten minutes later, the golden cobra flicked its tongue again, but this time it was not a threat, but a warning.
"That's enough, take your things away."
"That's what the Nile doctor said."
"it is good."
The panda couldn't wait to remove the chess pieces and the Shaoyang Xiguang flag.
The Shaoyang Xiguang flag is alright, but the chess pieces have already been burned to a semi-transparent state by the Yangyan.
I must say, it's bouncy and soft-boiled, looks quite delicious.
This time, Dr. Nile tore off all the bandages from his body, leaving only the part covering his head.
He threw the bandages at Liu Zheng, and the bandages seemed to come alive, wrapping Liu Zheng up completely on their own.
Soon, Liu Zheng and the bandages burst into flames.
The Nile doctor gazed silently at his body, now free of bandages; he hadn't seen his mummified form in a long time.
The dried flesh, the exposed bones, and the shriveled internal organs in the opened abdominal cavity and chest were all covered with mysterious incantations in gold.
These incantations sustain his immortal body, but once destroyed, he will rest in peace.
To save Liu Zheng, Dr. Nile is going all out this time.
"Kid, don't let me down."
He looked at the fire and muttered to himself.
"Fizz!"
After an unknown amount of time, the hissing of a golden cobra came from the fire.
The Nile doctor reached into the fire, picked up the crown, and put it back on his head.
As the crown was removed, the fire gradually died down, leaving only a pile of ashes.
Doctor Nile blew a soft breath, and the ashes parted to reveal Liu Zheng underneath.
"Whoo~"
The Nile doctor breathed a sigh of relief.
Although his body size has shrunk by nearly nine-tenths, it's good that he's still alive.
"Kid, are you awake yet?"
he asked.
"very hungry."
Liu Zheng's first words made his heart sink.
"And I'm so thirsty. Doctor, do you have any honey beer? Could you get me a couple?"
But his second sentence put the Nile doctor at ease.
"You didn't bring any? Do you think this is a spring outing?"
"Dr. Nile said irritably."
"So what if you didn't bring it? Why are you being so mean? If you don't have honey beer, you can at least get me some water."
Liu Zheng smacked his lips and said.
"Don't you have some kind of cold spring water? Just drink that and you'll be fine."
"Come on, in my current state, I'd turn into an ice sculpture after drinking this."
He curled his lips.
"Mr. Liu, I have some here."
Bai San, with great insight, presented a small glass bottle that looked like an oral liquid.
Liu Zheng held the small glass bottle, and the product description immediately popped up.
Name: Concentrated Ginseng and Ganoderma Lucidum Tonic (Single Use)
Type: Item
Quality: Excellent
Effect 1: Restores a moderate amount of stamina after use.
"Effect 2: After use, it moderately enhances the player's recovery, immunity and sexual ability, lasting for half an hour."
"Note: This supplement is made with century-old ginseng, century-old Ganoderma lucidum and hundreds of other precious medicinal herbs. It is the latest research result of the Bai family among the five families outside the pass. It is not currently being considered for sale to the public."
"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"
"Good stuff."
His eyes lit up, and he pulled out the cork and poured it into his mouth.
To be honest, the taste was alright, it had a similar feel to a calming and brain-boosting tonic and a ginseng-based formula for promoting blood circulation.
"Any more?"
Liu Zheng asked without any politeness.
"Ah, yes!"
Bai San hesitated for a moment, then spoke in a firm and powerful voice.
Then, he took out a wooden box from the medicine box, opened it and found it was full of small glass bottles, which, together with the bottle Liu Zheng had drunk, made a total of thirty bottles.
"This is the amount I managed to gather with great difficulty. I originally intended to use it as gifts to cultivate relationships."
Bai San said with heartache.
"Isn't this a coincidence? I'm the person you need to grease palms with."
Liu Zhengda took the box and started drinking bottle after bottle.
In just a few minutes, he finished all the concentrated ginseng and sesame tonic.
"Hiccup~"
Liu Zheng let out a burp.
His protruding belly deflated at a visible speed, while his body swelled up at a visible speed.
(End of this chapter)
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