It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 613 As long as you lick enough, you'll have everything.

Chapter 613 As long as you lick enough, you'll have everything.
Led by A Bao, the explosion-proof vehicle drove into the mountain road of Qingzhu Mountain.

"Speaking of which, if you come with us, what will happen to this mountain?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Then other demon kings will definitely take it. Let them take it, it's a losing proposition anyway."

Ah Bao said nonchalantly.

Aside from its geographical location and the abundance of green bamboo, Qingzhu Mountain has nothing else to offer, otherwise that bear spirit wouldn't have been able to occupy it.

These green bamboos weren't any kind of magical creatures; they just happened to suit its taste perfectly.

Although it's reluctant to part with the green bamboo, it can come back to eat it if it gets hungry. No matter who the demon king who occupies the mountain is, he won't fight it over a little bamboo.

"Okay. You guys talk to the new demon king when the time comes. If you can't reach an agreement, tell me and I'll have Abao talk to him."

Liu Zheng said to Bai San.

"Okay, thank you in advance, Mr. Liu."

Bai San expressed his gratitude.

He nodded and then took out the skull that Shi Tiantian had given him.

Shi Tiantian said that as long as he blows the skull within the range of the Ten Thousand Mountains, it will know his location.

The problem is, how can it be ventilated when it's leaking air everywhere?

Liu Zheng blew hard into the skull's ear hole, but as expected, he couldn't even blow out a fart.

Left with no other option, he used his tentacles to plug the skull's mouth, neck, and ear holes—the larger openings—and then blew into the skull's eye holes.

"Pfft~"

Congratulations! They finally let out a long-suppressed fart.

"Just wait a moment."

He signaled to the fourth brother to turn off the engine.

Since Shi Tiantian said she was coming to find him, then it's best not to wander off.

Are you waiting for someone?

Ah Bao casually plucked a tender bamboo shoot, ate it, and asked a question.

"Correct."

Liu Zheng nodded.

"Then I'll go pack my things first."

Ah Bao said.

"how long?"

"It didn't take long for me to pack up all my belongings in one go."

Ah Bao shook his head and said.

"Okay, go quickly and come back soon."

"Oh."

This time, Po didn't use Spring Cloud again. Instead, he ran wildly towards the mountaintop on all fours, whether it was in cooldown mode or something else was unclear.

"Aren't you afraid it will run away?"

"The Nile doctor asked, watching its retreating figure."

"It's going to rain, and a mother will remarry. Rather than forcing a bear that doesn't want to stay to stay, it's better to let this unstable factor disappear on its own."

"Besides, didn't it say itself? We'll meet again someday, and when we do, we'll have roasted panda meat to eat."

Liu Zheng said calmly.

"Sometimes I think you're too impulsive, and other times I think you're frighteningly calm. Humans really are the most complex race. Even though I was once human, I still find it hard to understand."

The Nile doctor shook his head.

"That's normal. After all, adults can't understand themselves when they were young."

He smiled and said.

After waiting for about ten minutes, Abao came down carrying a floral cloth bundle.

"If you tie the knot under your nose, you'll look even more like a thief."

Liu Zheng said, suppressing a laugh.

"Who stole anything? These are all my own things. Even that bear demon didn't have anything for me to steal."

Ah Bao defended his reputation.

"So it just looks like one. I never said you were really a thief, why are you getting so worked up?"

"Who's getting excited!"

Ah Bao called out.

"Look, you're even more excited now."

He spread his hands and said.

"I didn't! I didn't!"

Ah Bao felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't quite put his finger on it.

"Don't rush, you can think about it slowly."

Seeing its troubled expression, Liu Zheng couldn't help but pet it.

Seeing this, Niu Daji was a little envious and wanted to show off his presence, but he was still stuck and could only stare at A Bao with gritted teeth.

What's the use of being cute and strong? Is it loyal? Is it durable enough to withstand a beating? Does it have many achievements?

It is the first underling and the third-generation candidate of the delivery gang. No matter how many demon kings or even the succubus kings come, they cannot change this fact!
However, Niu Daji secretly vowed to work even harder in the future and never let these newcomers steal his thunder.

"Ok?"

Bai San suddenly collapsed to the ground.

"Someone is coming down from underground in the southeast direction. They're moving very fast and are expected to arrive in two minutes."

He listened for a while and then spoke.

This is one of the Bai family's bloodline abilities, allowing them to sense activity underground, and Bai San is the most outstanding among them.

"Be ready for battle."

Liu Zheng gave the order.

Although the person who comes is most likely Shi Tiantian, the possibility of an unexpected event should not be considered.

"Yes!"

Bai San's judgment was very accurate. A minute later, a raised mound of earth appeared in their field of vision and quickly approached.

Once they reached the front and back of Liu Zheng, Shi Tiantian broke through the mound of earth and emerged from the ground.

"My dear human, I'm here~"

Shi said sweetly.

"Thank you for your hard work, Miss Sweetie. You're covered in mud, let me help you clean yourself up."

As Liu Zheng spoke, he took off his uniform and began cleaning it.

"You're so thoughtful, Mr. Human."

Shi Tiantian's voice became even sweeter.

Are you sure you won't get punished by the restaurant if you go back like this?

The Nile doctor couldn't stand it anymore.

Although I know this guy is a womanizer, isn't this sycophantic look a bit too much?

This guy has never licked Sesha like this before!

"Miss Sweetie came all this way to help me, of course I can't let her be uncomfortable. What does it matter if the restaurant punishes her?"

Liu Zhengzheng said with a righteous air.

"Waaah, Mr. Human, you have really touched me."

Amidst the strange expressions on everyone's faces, Shi Tiantian hugged him tightly, her voice even tinged with a sob.

Of course, soon it would be Liu Zheng who would be crying.

"Sweet, Miss Sweetie, how about we hug her later? It's not convenient to travel right now with all your ribs broken."

He said with difficulty.

"Oh, I'm so sorry."

Shi Tiantian quickly let go of him.

"It's ok."

Liu Zheng comforted him.

"Anyway, it's all cut off."

He sighed deeply.

As expected of a stone spirit, its strength is truly immense.

"Let me do it."

Bai San suppressed a laugh and helped Liu Zheng up. Then he took out eight willow branches from his medicine box and buried them into Liu Zheng's flesh.

Then he took out a can of willow sap and applied it evenly to Liu Zheng's wound.

Finally, he took out a bag of willow leaves and pasted them one by one onto the willow resin.

According to the Compendium of Materia Medica, willow catkins, willow leaves, willow branches, white bark of willow roots, as well as willow gum, willow parasitic plants, willow ear fungus, and willow beetles can all be used as medicine to treat conditions such as hematemesis, hemoptysis, bleeding from wounds, malignant sores on the face, early-stage jaundice, swollen and painful gums, toothache caused by wind and insects, and earache with pus.

"Willow branch bone setting" was once a popular medical practice in modern times, and its "inventor" was even hired as a special researcher at the Academy of Medical Sciences.

Of course, in reality, "setting bones with willow branches" is pure nonsense, but in the metropolis, it's a genuine "medical skill." "Given Mr. Liu's constitution, he'll be fully recovered within five minutes."

Bai San was quite envious of Liu Zheng's visibly rapid recovery.

If he had such a test subject, his medical skills would definitely advance by leaps and bounds.

Of course, just thinking about it.

Putting aside the fact that his precious son is waiting for Liu Zheng to rescue him, it's hard to say whether he can even beat Liu Zheng.

"If you take some more medicine to relieve constipation, the recovery time can be shortened by half."

The Nile doctor took out a scarab beetle.

"Actually, I don't think there's much difference between five minutes and two and a half minutes."

Liu Zheng tried to refuse.

“We, the Ra clan, have a proverb: A general must never fall ill or be injured in war, otherwise even the bravest of his soldiers will be defeated. You are our backbone, and even a minute without fully recovering will affect the morale of the entire team.”

"The Nile doctor said seriously."

“What you said makes a lot of sense, but I still suspect that you just want me to eat poop.”

He squinted and said.

"It's only you living people who are so bored, and besides, I'm a doctor, you have to trust my medical ethics."

"The Nile doctor said without changing his expression."

"Ok."

Liu Zheng resignedly opened his mouth, letting the medicine-filled feces be forced into it.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Human, I didn't mean to."

Shi Tiantian said shyly.

"I understand, Miss Sweetie just wanted to express your gratitude. It's just that my body is too fragile."

He comforted.

"Yes, Mr. Human, you still need to train more. When I was your size, I could already withstand a rocket head-on."

Shi Tiantian agreed.

"This is probably not something you can master in a short time. Wait, why did you take a hit from a rocket?"

Liu Zheng grasped the key point.

“One day I secretly ran out to play by myself and came across a group of people having a picnic. I happily crawled out to greet them, but they seemed to be startled and started hitting me with all sorts of things, like bang bang bang and da da da.”

“Although I wasn’t seriously injured, their rude behavior made me very angry, so I killed them all.”

"Later, my mother told me that the thing that hurt me the most was called a rocket launcher."

"That's what Shi Tiantian said."

"Um"

He didn't know how to evaluate it.

These people are idiots, yet they know to carry weapons for self-defense.

They're clever, yet they chose to have a picnic in a place like the Hundred Thousand Mountains.

Even if you've been in the city for too long and want some excitement, why not just wander around the bathhouse area? Why do you have to come all the way to the Ten Thousand Mountains?
Liu Zheng couldn't help but think of the hikers in real life who ignored warnings and entered dangerous or even prohibited areas. Not only did they risk their lives, but they also often endangered the rescuers.

"Oh, right, I also found something on those people."

Shi Tiantian reached into the mouth of a skull and rummaged around until she pulled out a package wrapped in leaves.

“Sir Human, please choose one of these as my apology.”

It presented the leaf to Liu Zheng in a showy manner.

"How embarrassing."

As Liu Zheng spoke, his tentacles still honestly opened the leaves.

Inside was a small pistol, three small plastic balls, and a palm-sized notebook.

He first picked up the small pistol, and an item description immediately popped up.

Name: Using a Small Amount to Win a Big Shot (One-Time Use)

Type: Item

Quality: Excellent

"Effect: The greater the size difference between the player and the target, the greater the damage dealt to the target, but the player will also suffer the same amount of damage."

Note: Even a mayfly can shake a tree, and an ant can also reach the sky.

"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"

"This is good stuff!" Liu Zheng's eyes lit up.

You have to know that all the damage he deals is true damage. If he encounters a giant enemy with high defense and low health, wouldn't that be incredibly satisfying?

Although Liu Zheng would also suffer the same damage, he had used many items that could cause mutual destruction, and he now had a second life.

He resisted the urge to put the pistol back into his system space and picked up three small plastic balls instead.

Name: Dyed Jade (Disposable)

Type: Item

Quality: Excellent

"Effect: Upon hitting a target, it will stain the target and leave a unique foul odor that can be clearly smelled within two kilometers and lasts for fifteen minutes."

"Note: A good hunter must be able to face the menacing monsters and his own stinky self."

"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"

Name: Sparkling Jade (Disposable)

Type: Item

Quality: Excellent

"Effect: It will cause an extremely bright light after use, lasting for 3 seconds."

"Note: A successful flashball will take down a powerful enemy, while a failed flashball will take down a group of teammates."

"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"

Name: Sonic Boom Bomb (Disposable)

Type: Item

Quality: Excellent

"Effect: It will cause a loud noise after use. The better the hearing of the target, the better the effect."

"Note: So why did you use a sonic boom on a snake?"

"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"

"Um"

After seeing the effects of the three small plastic balls, he made a guess about the identities of those unlucky guys.

These guys probably aren't here for a picnic, they're here to poach.

After putting down the small plastic ball, Liu Zheng picked up the last notebook.

"what?"

There was no item description.

He opened the notebook, which was filled with scribbles that were completely incomprehensible.

"Doctor, please take a look at this."

He handed the notebook to the Nile doctor.

"I can't understand it, and I don't feel any magic or divine power. However, my intuition tells me that this should be something like a believer's diary."

"The Nile doctor studied it for a while and then said."

"A believer's diary?"

Liu Zheng fell into thought.

Considering all the circumstances, these people are probably not good people.

Therefore, if they are believers, then the sect they believe in is most likely not a legitimate sect.

"Miss Sweetie, I have a favor to ask."

Liu Zheng said to Shi Tiantian.

"Please tell me."

"I want this notebook, but I also want this handgun. Could you please sell it to me?"

He said somewhat embarrassedly.

"Sure. But I don't want money. Can you trade me something else, Mr. Human?"

"It's sweet," Shi Tiantian said in a coquettish voice.