It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?
Chapter 578: If I said you want to have enough fun, then you have to have it thoroughly!
Chapter 578: If I said you want to have enough fun, then you have to have it thoroughly!
"Then either you give me back the money."
Liu Zheng stretched out his tentacles.
"Isn't this the coffin book you gave me?"
The waiter held his clothes tightly.
"Yeah, you're not dead, why do you need a coffin?"
He said confidently.
"Okay, I'll go back and look for it."
The waiter said reluctantly.
As the saying goes, it is difficult to give up good money. If Liu Zheng had offered him money to buy it at the beginning, he might not have agreed.
But now that the money is in his hands, it is absolutely impossible for him to give it away.
As for refusing to pay, the waiter would never dare to do that.
The warrior's shot just now almost made it clear that he spared his life just for Liu Zheng's sake.
Similarly, the warrior could also take Liu Zheng's life for Liu Zheng's sake.
"This is just a deposit. The sooner you find the breathing method and hand it over to me, the more balance you will get."
Liu Zheng said.
"Then I will notify my family now and ask them to find it quickly."
Under such intense pressure, the waiter immediately took out his mobile phone.
The two slowed down their pace and arrived at the door of the box after the waiter had finished instructing his family.
"Please come in, I'll be waiting for you at the door."
The waiter opened the paper door and said respectfully.
"it is good."
Liu Zheng pushed the door open and saw Shi Tiantian was already taking a bath, and Shisanyao was adding water to her personally.
"You are finally here, get to work."
When Shisanyao saw him coming in, he immediately jumped off the ladder and threw the bucket in his hand at him.
"Minister, isn't it inappropriate to ask guests to do the work?"
Liu Zheng took the bucket and said.
"Then it would be appropriate for you to let a minister like me do your work?"
Thirteen Yao glared.
If it weren't for confidentiality, he wouldn't have constrained himself to work in the customer service department.
"I think it's quite appropriate."
Liu Zheng whispered to himself while taking a bucket to fetch water from the faucet.
"Add the essential oil to it. Five drops per bucket of water should be enough."
Thirteen Yao pointed out.
He did as he was told and filled Shi Tiantian's big bathtub bucket by bucket.
"You are much weaker this time than the last time you came."
Thirteen Yao said thoughtfully.
“I think I’ve become stronger.”
Liu Zheng replied casually.
"Really? I didn't see that."
Thirteen Yao curled his lips and said.
"Maybe I'm just a tough guy. By the way, Minister, do you smoke?"
he asked.
"I don't smoke regular cigarettes."
Thirteen Yao said.
"Don't worry, it must be a good cigarette."
Liu Zheng took out the pack of special cigarettes given to him by Black Skull, opened it, took out a cigarette and handed it to Shisanyao.
"This is a special cigarette provided by the Ministry of Sanitation. Minister, please try it."
"You are really an all-powerful guy."
Looking at the pattern of a crossed broom and sword on the cigarette box, a hint of fear flashed in Thirteen Yao's eyes.
But he still took the cigarette calmly and put it in his mouth.
"I'll light it for you."
Liu Zheng took out his corn pipe and said attentively.
"What the hell?!"
As a result, as soon as he took out the pipe, Shisanyao jumped back and turned into black smoke and retreated to the corner of the box.
Shi Tiantian, who was enjoying a bath, suddenly stood up and stared at the pipe in Liu Zheng's hand.
"A pipe."
Liu Zheng said innocently.
"I know it's a pipe, but what's the fire in it?"
Thirteen Yao asked loudly.
"Isn't it normal to have fire in your pipe?"
He said seriously.
"But the fire in your pipe is not normal. Not only is it more terrifying than the fire on Prison Fire Island, but there is more than one kind. Are you here to discuss business or to burn down a house?"
Thirteen Yao questioned.
"Prison Fire Island? What is that place?"
Liu Zheng's heart moved when he heard this.
Since Thirteen Yao compared the Prison Flame Island to the fire in the pipe, it means that the two are not too different.
And since they are islands, even if the quality is not good, the quantity should be sufficient.
"Boy, am I asking you this or are you asking me this? Do you know that you should respect your elders?"
Thirteen Yao would never spoil him.
"Well, I took on a job to collect various high-quality flames, and the flames in the pipe are the ones I have collected."
"Just now I heard you say that the flames on Prison Flame Island are also very strong, so I wanted to collect some as well."
Liu Zheng said.
"Whose errand did you take?"
Thirteen Yao asked relentlessly.
"The gravekeeper of the cemetery."
he said candidly.
".Who the hell are you?"
Thirteen Yao looked at him with a complicated expression.
"I'm just an ordinary delivery man. So, Minister, can you do me a favor?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"I can help you collect the flames, but you have to give me the pipe. You can't go there by yourself. That's where our killing intention wave fist is passed down, and only people from our sect can enter."
Thirteen Yao thought for a while and said.
"how long it takes?"
"About two hours."
Thirteen Yao replied.
"Okay then, thank you very much, Minister."
He nodded.
"Aren't you afraid that I'll run away with the pipe?"
Thirteen Yao said deliberately.
"I trust you, Minister. Besides, this matter involves several important people. If you really run away with your pipe, I'm afraid that wherever you go, it will become a no-man's land."
Liu Zheng shrugged.
"Humph, I knew you were up to no good. Give it to me."
Thirteen Yao stretched out his hand.
"You're going now?"
"Yeah, you don't need me to be there to talk about things anyway."
Thirteen Yao said.
"No hurry, no hurry. I feel more at ease with you here. Let's wait until we've finished discussing this matter before going."
He said while putting his arm around Thirteen Yao's shoulder.
"Go away, stop hugging each other. If others see me, they'll think I've changed my ways. If you want to be on guard, just say so. Why are you doing all this nonsense?"
Shisanyao pulled his tentacles aside with a look of disgust on his face.
"hey-hey."
Liu Zheng was about to speak when he felt a chill behind him.
He looked back and found that it was Shi Tiantian who was blowing air at him.
"Haha, Shi Sang can't wait any longer. Go and serve the guests quickly, Renhe."
Thirteen Yao called out the name he used when he was an undercover agent.
"Okay, just take a look."
Liu Zheng was about to smash the bathtub, but suddenly remembered that he didn't have the bonus of a legendary vest.
Not breaking the bathtub is a small matter, but not being able to make Shi Tiantian feel comfortable is a problem.
Based on his many years of experience dealing with females, if you put them in a bad mood before discussing things, there is basically no chance of success.
"Should I use the legendary delivery man's ration cigarettes or the initiation needle?"
Liu Zheng faced a choice.
It is safest to use the legendary delivery man’s ration cigarettes, but this thing is like a trump card, one less cigarette if you use it.
Although there are a number of initiation golden needles, their importance is far less than the legendary delivery man’s ration of cigarettes.
"Forget it, let's be safe and use the ration cigarettes."
He made a decision quickly.
If you cherish your body when doing great things and forget your life when you see small profits, you are not a hero. Although he is not a hero, he still understands the truth.
Liu Zheng knocked on the cigarette box, and what poured out were the legendary delivery man's ration cigarettes.
He put the cigarette in his mouth and the cigarette butt caught fire without any fire.
"The effect of the legendary delivery man's vest has been triggered."
The system prompt sounded immediately.
"Only three minutes, I'll make you feel great this time!"
In order to go all out, he simply took out the golden needle for initiation again.
"Name: Golden Needle for Initiation (One-time)"
"Type: Props"
“Quality: Excellent”
"Effect: You will have the same massage skills as the one who made the golden needles, and the skills will last for the duration of one massage."
"Note: The art of massage lies in precision and sincerity, and in a strong muscle."
“Can I take the copy out: No”
"Hey~"
Liu Zheng took a deep breath and then pushed his hind legs hard against the ground.
Then twist your waist, rotate your hips, expand your chest, and move your shoulders. Use your shoulders to drive your upper arms, your upper arms to drive your forearms, and your forearms to drive your fists.
"Hey!"
He exhaled and shouted, lunging forward and punching the tub with his fist.
"boom!"
There was a sound like a bomb exploding, but what was broken was not the place where his fist hit, but the opposite wall of the barrel.
Open the sky with an inch of fist!
"Crash!"
As the bath water in the bathtub poured out, the entire bathtub broke into pieces.
Shi Tiantian stood naked among a pile of broken wood boards and water stains, her eyes full of anticipation.
"Ah da!"
Liu Zheng bowed slightly, and then there was endless close combat.
Compared to the wanton destruction last time, his beating this time was much more sophisticated.
Each punch was enough to make Shi Tiantian feel the impact of the force, but without hurting her internal organs.
The skin softened by the medicinal bath gradually hardened under the constant stroking, while Shi Tiantian's hard interior gradually softened under the continuous penetration of the fist force.
"Huh~huh~"
Those skulls made sounds that sounded like both crying and laughing, which made Thirteen Yao's scalp tingle.
He had served the Stone Spirit family for so many years and had never heard them make such a sound.
And Liu Zheng naturally would not stop there.
Since I just said that I want Shi Tiantian to have enough fun, then I must make sure she has enough fun.
"Humph!"
He blew out two streams of foul air, and his fists sent forth a violent gust of wind.
"Crack!"
Shi Tiantian's skin shattered like glass, and a large amount of milky white liquid gushed out.
Although the arm did not penetrate this time, the force penetrated more thoroughly.
"what!"
Liu Zheng blew his breath again, then turned his fist into a palm and slapped Shi Tiantian.
This time, Shi Tiantian's surface did not crack, but its entire body suddenly contracted, as if it was a rehearsal before a climax.
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
Liu Zheng's punches and palms were hitting faster and faster, while Shi Tiantian's contraction and expansion frequency was also getting faster and faster.
Finally, the three minutes are up.
"Secret Massage Technique: Flash!"
His face became serious, he tapped his thumb with his index finger and then snapped his fingers.
"what!"
Shi Tiantian's body trembled wildly under the force of the fingers, and then she let out a long and high-pitched sigh.
Looking at the stone spirit lying on the floor and twitching, Liu Zheng took the last puff of his cigarette.
"Finish work."
He blew out a smoke ring and then threw the cigarette butt at Shi Tiantian.
"Did you overdo it?"
Looking at Shi Tiantian who looked like a big fish that was half-electrocuted to death, Shisanyao held his forehead and said.
“Isn’t this what the guests themselves wish for?”
Liu Zheng asked back.
"That being said, we masseurs must also have our own judgment. Forget it, you are not a serious masseur."
Thirteen Yao rolled his eyes at him, then walked to the wall and picked up the phone.
"Hey, bring over a bucket of coolant and a plate of calming incense."
Thirteen Yao said.
Soon, someone from the service department came over with the things.
The person who came was none other than Yoko.
"How did it become like this?"
She frowned as she looked at the mess on the ground.
These two guys obviously won't be able to clean up the mess, and the people in the service department will be the ones who suffer.
And now that she is here, the unlucky one is naturally her.
Of course, there's nothing wrong with doing some work, and Yoko isn't the type to complain.
Just looking at Shi Tiantian's overly happy expression, she felt inexplicably unhappy.
"I don't know, Minister, do you have any idea?"
Liu Zheng activated the danger radar and decisively diverted the trouble to another place.
"I don't have a shitty clue. Don't even think of making me take the blame for what you did."
And Thirteen Yao, a veteran in the world of women, naturally would not help him share the burden.
"Humph!"
Yoko rolled her eyes at Liu Zheng, then walked to Shi Tiantian with a bucket of water and poured the frozen liquid in the bucket onto it.
"Zi La~"
A white mist rose up, and the wounds on Shi Tiantian's surface were frozen, and the amplitude of its convulsions also decreased.
Yoko placed the plate of incense powder next to it, then took out a match and lit it.
The faint and lingering aroma floated in the box, calming everyone's restless hearts.
"Is this incense made by Old Man Qing?"
Thirteen Yao said.
"probably."
Yoko replied.
"Of course. Only the incense she makes can have this effect. You really care about this kid."
Thirteen Yao said meaningfully.
The incense made by Old Man Qing is not something you can just take out casually.
"The deputy minister also spoke up for me."
Yoko didn’t take all the credit.
"Is my uncle okay?"
Liu Zheng asked.
To be honest, Old Man Qing is the real undercover agent.
"Humph, I'm here to take care of it, what can happen to her?"
Thirteen Yao said proudly.
"Mr. Minister is mighty!"
He gave a thumbs-up sign with his tentacle.
"It's a pity that you are just a fake nephew. It would be great if you were a real nephew."
Thirteen Yao looked at him and said regretfully.
"As the saying goes, it is better to raise a family than to have one. As long as the relationship is right, he is a real nephew. Tell me what you want and I will get it for you when I return to the city."
Liu Zheng said with a smile.
"Well, although you are sneaky and hard to figure out, you are really open and honest in your conduct and work."
Shisanyao's expression relaxed a lot.
The two of them chatted while Yoko cleaned up the mess.
After she finished her work, Shi Tiantian also woke up from the afterglow.
"Hehehe~"
She stood up, stretched herself, and the skulls on her body laughed comfortably.
"Are you satisfied with my service, Shi-san?"
Liu Zheng asked with a smile.
"Hee hee hee!"
Shi Tiantian nodded vigorously.
Without Shisanyao's translation, he knew that this meant great satisfaction.
"That's good. I hope that what I come up with next will satisfy you, Shi Sang."
Liu Zheng took out the miniature Aken gem from the system space.
In the brightly lit room, the light of the miniature Arken gem was still extremely dazzling, attracting everyone's attention.
"Hee hee hee!"
Almost at the moment she saw the miniature Arken gem, Shi Tiantian fell forward and pressed her entire face against the edge of the gem.
(End of this chapter)
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