It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 572: A Woman Even Cattle and Horses Fear

"casual."

The girl said nonchalantly.

"Thank you."

Liu Zheng opened the door and waved to Niu Daji.

"Daji, go open that drawer. Be careful."

After Niu Daji came in, Liu Zheng said to it.

"Okay, boss."

Niu Daji was a little scared, but he still opened the drawer.

Fortunately, nothing happened.

"Whoo~"

Both Liu Zheng and it breathed a sigh of relief.

"Well done."

He patted Niu Daji on the shoulder and took out the documents from the drawer.

After a comparison, Liu Zheng confirmed that the girl in front of him was Zhuge Ling, the person who ordered the meal.

"I'm sorry to make you laugh."

He waved his hand and asked Niu Daji to go out first.

"Nothing. I've seen many cautious people like you. You're one of the more polite ones."

Zhuge Ling said indifferently.

“Can you give me my takeaway now?”

"Excuse me, but you should know that there is a price to pay for taking takeout food, right?"

Liu Zheng became somewhat curious about the person in front of him.

Having delivered so many takeout orders, Zhuge Ling is considered to be the most normal and calmest among all the people who placed orders.

But this kind of normality is itself an abnormality.

"I know, that's why I asked you what the meal was. Also, you don't have to call me you. My biological age is the same as my appearance."

Zhuge Ling said.

"Okay. So what you're saying is that if the food isn't super concentrated Mr. Bean juice, you won't sign for it?"

Liu Zheng is quick to accept advice.

"That's right. Is that cow and horse still in the takeaway?"

Zhuge Ling asked.

"I can't answer your question."

"That's it. It seems you didn't consult it before delivering the food, otherwise you would know that if I don't want to receive the food, even it can't force me."

Zhuge Ling's tone was still weak, but it inexplicably revealed a sense of dominance.

"Why do you like this dish so much?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Did you see the sign on my door?"

Zhuge Ling asked back.

"I saw it."

"You look like a smart person, so you should understand that intelligence that is out of your control is not a good thing. If you add an excellent memory to it, it becomes a curse."

"Every day, many people come to me for advice, and I ask them for knowledge as a reward. As more and more people come to me, my knowledge becomes more and more profound. They are like electronic components strung together in my brain, making me think day and night, without peace of mind."

Zhuge Ling narrated his troubles in the tone of telling a horror story.

"Then why do you insist on asking for knowledge? You can just be more vulgar and just ask for money."

Liu Zheng suggested enthusiastically.

"It seems that you are still not smart enough. If you are smart enough, you will know that the mind is not completely under your control. It's like using lust surgery on a castrated ram. Even if it no longer has that function, it will still be wildly in heat."

There was a hint of sarcasm in Zhuge Ling's tone.

"Isn't it a bit deliberate that you use the ram as an example?"

He said with empty eyes.

"Do you still have any questions?"

Zhuge Ling did not answer his question, but asked on his own.

"There should be no more."

Liu Zheng was just curious out of habit, and now he knew enough.

"Okay, now you can pay me."

Zhuge Ling said.

"Good boy, you were waiting for me here."

For some reason, he felt somewhat relieved after being ripped off.

"So what kind of knowledge do you want? Let me make it clear first, I'm from the countryside. Apart from knowing how to read, I'm basically illiterate."

Anyway, he usually has to make deals with the people who place orders when he delivers food, so having one more Zhuge Ling wouldn't make any difference.

"It doesn't matter, as long as it's something I don't know."

Zhuge Ling said.

"Okay. Aren't you afraid that what I'm telling you is forbidden knowledge?"

Liu Zheng raised his eyebrows.

"You can try it."

Zhuge Ling said calmly.

"Forget it, I'm just talking, I'm not going to kill myself."

In fact, he didn't know what to say.

The things he knew but could not tell were all personal to him, and he really didn't know which knowledge was taboo in the metropolis.

"Got it. Then let me tell you how to play Three Kingdoms Kill."

Liu Zheng suddenly had an idea.

Anyway, Nightingale won’t be able to open a board game store in the short term, and Zhuge Ling doesn’t look like someone who would open one.

"You tell me first and listen."

Zhuge Ling said without comment.

"It's very simple. The basic gameplay is to divide the players into four camps: Lord, Loyal, Rebel, and Traitor."

Liu Zheng briefly explained the gameplay of Three Kingdoms Kill and gave examples of several generals' skills.

“It’s a simple game, but still novel.”

Zhuge Ling commented.

"Do you have it with you?"

"No. I'm out in the rain all day and don't have time to play."

He shrugged.

"Then I've changed my mind. Tell me all the skills of those generals, and then I'll sign for the takeaway."

Zhuge Ling said.

"Hey, why don't you keep your word?"

Liu Zheng became anxious.

"First of all, I'm not a brat. Secondly, who stipulated that I must keep my word?"

Zhuge Ling asked back.

"Aren't you afraid of backlash if you don't keep your promise?"

he threatened.

"Whose backlash? Yours or the Metropolitan's?"

Zhuge Ling asked again.

"Do you think I still care about these things even though I'm in this state? If I were afraid of death, I wouldn't agree to sign for it so easily."

She looked fearless.

"You don't care, but I do. I am the most trustworthy person, and I hate it most when others don't keep their promises."

Liu Zheng said with a cold face.

"You want to use force?"

Zhuge Ling understood what he meant.

"That's right. If the force delivery fails, I will agree to your terms. But if you play tricks on me again, believe me, there are things in the metropolis that are more painful than death."

Liu Zheng said grimly.

There was still enough time. At worst, he could use the express delivery slip to return to the restaurant and then borrow a commemorative medal from Niu Ma to pay for this order.

But if he has to pay such a huge price, then this vengeance will never end.

"I've heard this kind of thing too many times. But it doesn't matter. I don't plan to regret it a second time."

Zhuge Ling's expression did not change at all.

"If you can satisfy me, I can give you another question. Now, you can speak."

She made a gesture of invitation.

"Hmph, you'd better be. Biao Xuande, the skill is Benevolence, the effect is that during the card-playing phase, you can give any card in your hand to other characters, and you can recover 1 point of physical strength for every two cards given."

Liu Zheng quickly explained each general and their skills, his speech so fast that even he could hardly hear clearly.

But Zhuge Ling just listened quietly, his lips moving slightly.

If Liu Zheng could read lips, he would have discovered that Zhuge Ling was repeating his words exactly. "That's all for now."

Liu Zheng closed his mouth.

In fact, he had only finished speaking less than half of the sentence, but there was not enough time left to deliver the food.

"You probably still have a lot to say."

Zhuge Ling also guessed it.

"That's right. We're running out of time. If you still want to hear it, I can tell you next time. But now, I need you to sign for the takeaway."

Liu Zheng simply admitted it.

"When is the next time?"

Zhuge Ling asked.

"Next time I'm delivering food."

He thought for a moment and said.

"Okay. Give it to me."

Zhuge Ling stretched out his hand.

"So simple?"

Liu Zheng took out the food and handed it to the other party with some suspicion.

"You'd better come to me within two hours, because I'm going to drink soybean milk in two hours. Every time I wake up from the effects of soybean milk, my mood becomes very unstable. When I'm unstable, I like to do things that make me happy. For example, take revenge on a dishonest delivery man."

Zhuge Ling opened the lunch box and placed the super concentrated Mr. Bean juice next to the fire to heat it slowly.

"You just didn't keep your word."

"Isn't it normal for women to have some double standards?"

Zhuge Lingzhi said confidently.

"Hey, what you said is a bit sexist and racist."

He said with empty eyes.

There are so many different races in the metropolis, there must be people with no gender or multiple genders.

"Then go to the city hall and report me."

Zhuge Ling also said with empty eyes.

"Forget it. I don't have time for that. Let's go."

Liu Zheng simply turned around and left.

The legendary vest has expired, which means the takeaway has been delivered successfully and there is no point in staying any longer.

"Boss, was the takeaway delivered successfully?"

After leaving the cabin, Niu Daji asked with concern.

"Success."

He nodded.

"That's good, that woman is sensible."

Niu Daji laughed.

"What do you think of that woman's strength?"

Liu Zheng asked.

Compared with these natives, he has many more conveniences, but at the same time he also has many fewer abilities.

For example, when it comes to sensing strength, he is much slower than Niu Daji and the others.

"Ah, I feel like she's pretty weak, not even as good as the cleaning lady at the clinic."

Niu Daji scratched his head and said.

"Well, I'd better make a call then."

Liu Zheng called Niu Ma.

"Fuck away!"

You can tell that the cows and horses are in a bad mood when they wake up.

"I delivered food to No. 17, Empress Dowager Avenue East. The person who ordered the food is Zhuge Ling. Do you know him, sir?"

he asked.

"Zhuge Ling? No. 17, East Empress Dowager Avenue?"

The cow and horse were silent for a while, as if they were recalling something.

"Is it the one with a sign on the door with a question mark on it?"

After a moment, it said.

"Yes."

"It turned out to be her. How come you always end up in trouble?"

Niuma complained.

"I can't do anything about it. The restaurant forces delivery."

Liu Zheng was also helpless.

"That woman is quite difficult to deal with. Although she looks very weak, the blanket she is wearing actually has a defensive barrier. Not only did my sneak attack fail, but I almost sprained my hoof."

Niu Ma said as he recalled.

"and after?"

He said in a flattering manner.

"Then the fight started. Don't be fooled by the fact that her room seemed empty, it was actually full of traps. Once she activated it, all kinds of messy magic and witchcraft covered my face. It was colorful and cooler than the special effects in the movies."

"Of course, these fancy things can't do anything to me. I was accumulating strength while the special effects were on my face. Just when I was about to use my ultimate move, the woman teleported me three blocks away."

"I rushed back angrily. This time I learned my lesson and planned to start from the outside to dismantle the house, and then fight this woman for 300 rounds. But I kicked her with my hoof and was teleported three blocks away."

"Later, I found out that this house was the woman's ancestral home. Her ancestors had been adding defensive measures to the ancestral home for generations. Not to mention me, even a special operations team wouldn't be able to break in in a short time."

"Fuck, he's not some gang leader, politician or noble. He's making his ancestral home more exaggerated than a safe house. Is he crazy?"

The cow and horse cursed.

"Could it be that their family has been doing something shameful?"

Liu Zheng guessed.

"I don't know. I'm not from the city hall. I don't have the time to investigate so deeply."

Niuma replied.

"Then how did you succeed in delivering it?"

he asked.

"Hehe, if the hard way doesn't work, try a harder way. At that time, Black Claw and the others were still there, so I just called the entire Animal Farm band together and started to besiege the demolition house."

"Even if I failed to deliver and was dealt with by the restaurant, the rest of the band would continue to attack this building until it and that woman were blown up."

"Then the woman got scared and made a deal with me before signing for the takeaway."

Niuma said proudly.

"The band 'Animal Farm' is awesome!"

Liu Zheng gave a thumbs-up with his three tentacles.

"That's right. Back then, our band Animal Farm was the most prominent face of the underground world. Who would dare not give us face?"

"At that time, the Yuanshen Sect didn't dare to do business in the city in order to avoid us. They only dared to do some sneaky things outside the city."

"Oh, forget it, I won't say anything more."

As Niu Ma was talking, he suddenly became bored.

Now it’s the only one left in the band “Animal Farm”, and it’s a bass guitar, damn!
"It's alright, big man. Wait until I get the Red Pig out of the cemetery, and then you can start a band again."

Liu Zheng comforted.

As long as Chihaya's soul is found, the knot between Gyuuma and Porco Rosso will be resolved.

When the time comes, I will find the gravekeeper and think of a way to get the red pig to leave the cemetery.

"One bass and one keyboard, what a shitty band."

Niuma said unhappily.

"I can be the lead singer. I can sing well. I was once the runner-up in the top ten singers on campus."

Liu Zheng said proudly.

“Why not the champion?”

"The champion is the principal's daughter."

"Yeah, that makes sense. No, you almost diverted the topic again. Did you get teleported out as well?"

Niuma responded and asked.

"No, I've already delivered them all."

he replied.

"Then why are you asking after you've delivered it?"

The cows and horses were speechless.

"Wait, you are not attracted to that woman, are you? I advise you not to have such wishful thinking. That woman has a terrifyingly high IQ. Your skills are no match for her. You will only be played to death by her."

it exhorts.

"Don't worry, boss. I'm a career-oriented young man and I'm not interested in these love affairs. I just promised to visit her again, so I want to know more about her situation."

Liu Zheng said.

"You'd better be serious. If you add Zhuge Ling to the odds, then there will be no suspense in this bet."

Niuma said.

(End of this chapter)