It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 570: Just a few dried fish, why risk your life?

"Squeak!"

The spider lady raised her forelimbs, pointed at Liu Zheng's tentacles, and then at his cloak.

"Zhizhizhi?"

Not sure if it was an illusion, but Liu Zheng felt like it rolled its eyes.

"You mean, you have so many hands, and I have so many hands, so why can't I sew a cape?"

He guessed what the Spider Weaver Lady meant.

"squeak!"

The spider weaver girl nodded.

"How can it be the same? Every profession has its own specialty. Although I can't sew clothes, I can massage as fast as the wind and as slow as the forest."

Liu Zheng said proudly.

"Squeak?"

The Spider Weaver pointed to his legendary takeout box.

The meaning is obvious. Aren't you a delivery man? How come your major is massage?

"You don't understand. Delivery is a comprehensive job. Only by mastering various skills that can impress customers can you make them willingly or unmovedly accept the food."

Liu Zheng said seriously.

"Squeak?"

The spider weaving lady scratched her head, looking like she felt something was wrong but couldn't put her finger on it.

"Just learn it. There is a lot of knowledge in it."

He waved his hand and said.

"Squeak."

The Spider Weaver Lady nodded in confusion.

"By the way, where are my coat and hat?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Squeak!"

The spider weaving lady spit out two bags of silk.

It sucked back the spider silk, and inside was the repaired coat and hat.

"Very good. Well done."

He picked up his coat and hat and touched the spider weaver's head with his tentacles to show encouragement, which frightened the latter and made her shrink back.

"Am I that scary?"

Liu Zheng was speechless as he watched the Spider Weaver disappear into the darkness.

It’s obvious that Salmon and Vampire Girl are enjoying it very much.

With nothing to do, he lay on the haystack and read the newspaper.

As he watched, he fell asleep.

When Liu Zheng woke up, it was already the next morning, which was the tenth day since he came to the metropolis.

"It's so comfortable."

He stretched himself before opening his eyes, and then he saw the cows and horses sleeping soundly on the haystack.

"what?"

Liu Zheng looked at himself again, only to see a huge hoof print on the legendary delivery man’s vest.

He had a bad feeling in his heart and quickly took out the serrated butcher knife and looked in the mirror.

Sure enough, there were two incomplete hoof prints on both sides of his face, and his cheeks were swollen.

"Sigh~"

At this time, the pain came on belatedly.

Liu Zheng was speechless and in admiration.

How on earth did Niuma manage to beat him up without waking him up and move him around?
"Oh, right, the whip."

Liu Zheng looked at the lower body of the cow and horse, but found that it clamped its buttocks tightly together and could not be seen at all.

"Tsk, we are all grown men, who are we guarding against?"

He curled his lips.

I took out my cell phone and checked the time. It was exactly six o'clock in the morning.

After thinking about it, he decided to call Yoko first.

Now that we have a day off, we should put the trip to Shiwandashan on the agenda and make the preliminary preparations in advance to avoid wasting time.

"what happened?"

Yoko's voice still sounds so energetic.

"You look so energetic. I thought you were still sleeping."

Liu Zheng smiled.

"Some guests like to take a bath in the morning."

Yoko explained.

"So what do you do during bedtime?"

"Just take some time to sleep, what else can I do?"

Yoko said helplessly.

"You're so tired. How about I introduce you to a job in the city? If you want to stay in the bathhouse street, you can go to the 'Gagashuang' bathhouse."

he suggested.

"As long as you are in this business, it's pretty much the same everywhere, unless business is bad. You don't have to worry about me. As long as my brother-in-law is still here, I'll just be a little tired, but that's all."

Yoko shook her head.

She is not the type of person who likes to rely on others, otherwise she would have asked her sister to get her to work in the city long ago.

"Didn't Grandma Tang give you any trouble afterwards?"

"I was whipped ten times and took the medicine given by Master Ba Tiao. I am almost healed now."

Yoko replied.

"That's good. Are Mr. Hachijo and the others okay?"

"Everything is fine. By the way, Mr. Bajo said that if you still remember to call me, tell me that he wants to see you."

Yoko said as she remembered.

"Is it an emergency?"

"It doesn't look like it's in a hurry."

"Then let him wait. By the way, did your sister tell you that your brother-in-law might be transferred to another department?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"I did, and I also said that it was all thanks to you for your help."

A smile appeared at the corner of Yoko's mouth.

It was her first time looking at a man, and it turned out that she had good taste.

"We're a family, so it should be. But the Border Management Bureau is quite dangerous, and its influence on the Hundred Ghosts is limited. You should still prepare early."

He pointed out Yoko.

"If I stay in the Hundred Ghosts, will it be helpful to you?"

Yoko asked after a moment of silence.

“Yes, but not much.”

Liu Zheng told the truth.

Although it would definitely be more reassuring to ask Yoko for help, the Deputy Minister, Shisanyao and Hachijou could also be used.

Moreover, apart from the stone spirit, he has nothing to do with the Hundred Ghosts for the time being.

"Rather than asking you to tip me off, it would be more helpful for you to have a better job and life, because that's the reason why I stay in Metropolis."

Liu Zheng continued.

If it weren't for the good karma he had formed in the metropolis, he would have run away long ago. No one would be willing to stay in this cesspool of shit.

"Do you say that to all of them?"

"No, I only said this to you."

He shook his head.

"However, I will always have this attitude towards people who are kind to me."

Before Yoko could be happy, Liu Zheng said again.

".Sometimes I feel like you're a scumbag, but sometimes I feel like you're a fool."

Yoko complained.

"There's no conflict. Okay, let's get down to business. Do you know the guests from the Stone Spirit Clan?"

he asked.

"I don't know them. The customers of the Stone Spirit Clan are relatively taciturn and don't require much service from us. The people who are most familiar with them should be the people in the massage department."

Yoko replied.

"I guess so. Then please help me contact Minister Thirteen Yao and ask him to call me back."

Liu Zheng said.

"Yeah. When will you be back?"

Yoko asked.

"He should be back today or tomorrow."

He thought for a moment and said.

"Ah."

Yoko hung up the phone.

After a while, a strange phone call came in.

"Yaoji said you were looking for me?"

Thirteen Yao said loudly.

"Minister Thirteen, I haven't seen you for a few days. How are you?"

Liu Zheng asked with a smile.

"What can possibly happen to me? It's only a hundred lashes. It won't kill me."

Thirteen Yao said carelessly.

"Of course. For a hero like you, even a thousand or ten thousand lashes wouldn't break your skin, let alone a hundred lashes."

He flattered.

"Huh? What are you trying to do this time?" Thirteen Yao immediately became alert.

"I was just bragging. I can't even take 500 lashes, let alone 10,000. If you have any problems, go find that old man Ba ​​Tiao. He can take more beatings than me."

"Haha. I'm not going to cause any trouble. I just want you to pass a message to the Stone Spirits. I have something they might want. Let's see if we can arrange a time and place to meet."

Liu Zheng held back his laughter.

"What do you want them for?"

Thirteen Yao asked.

"I have to go to the Shiwandashan Mountains for something, and I want them to be my guides."

He said.

"Oh, then you have found the right person. The Stone Spirits have been in the Hundred Thousand Mountains longer than those barbarians. If they were not so reluctant to move, the Hundred Thousand Mountains would not have been ruled by those barbarians."

Thirteen Yao said.

"Is that right? Then please help me contact him, Minister Thirteen."

"What's in it for me to help you make the connection?"

Thirteen Yao asked very directly.

"If you want any benefit, feel free to ask."

Liu Zheng said generously.

"Well, forget it. I can't think of anything right now. I'll talk about it later when I need it."

Thirteen Yao thought for a while and said.

He had both money and people, and his position in the Hundred Ghosts Line was very stable, so there was really nothing he needed to ask Liu Zheng for.

"Okay. As long as I'm in Metropolis, this promise will stand forever."

Liu Zheng assured.

"Still in Metropolis for another day? Where are you going, kid? To the sky or to the sea?"

Thirteen Yao teased.

"I may have to go abroad again soon."

he replied.

"Leaving the country? Again? My goodness, who the hell are you?"

Thirteen Yao was shocked.

"My main job is delivering takeout food, but I have a lot of side jobs. Minister, do you want to listen to me?"

Liu Zheng asked deliberately.

"No, no, no, that's not necessary. If I listen to one of your words, I will lose ten years of my life. I won't fall for your trick."

Thirteen Yao shook his head vigorously.

"Haha, it's not that scary. I'll leave it to you, Minister."

"As long as they are from the Stone Spirit Clan, it's fine? Or do you have to specify who they are?"

Thirteen Yao asked.

"You mean Shi Tiantian?"

"That's right. You actually still remember her name. It seems you are very impressed. Hehehe."

Thirteen Yao let out a lewd laugh.

"My XP is not as extensive as yours, Minister. Is Shi Tiantian easy to deal with? Is she of high status?"

Liu Zheng brought the topic back on track.

"It depends. But you gave her a very satisfying massage last time, and she even gave you money. She should be easy to deal with. As for status, the females of the Stone Spirit Clan all have a very high status."

Thirteen Yao said.

"Then it's her. Minister Thirteen Yao, please help me contact her."

He said decisively.

"Okay. But I'm only responsible for delivering the message, not helping you as a lobbyist."

Thirteen Yao emphasized.

"Of course, I won't make things difficult for you, Minister."

"Well, if you weren't reliable, I wouldn't have agreed to help you."

Shisanyao hung up the phone.

This time, the phone did not ring until the ghost hand crawled in.

After feeding the ghost hand a small dried fish, Liu Zheng picked up the takeaway order.

“Dish: A cup of super concentrated Mr. Bean juice”

“Address: 17 Queen Mother Boulevard East”

"Ordered by: Zhuge Ling"

"Time limit: one hour"

"what?"

It turned out to be a normal order.

It seems that Si Xue intends to let him decide on his own when to take a vacation, which is quite conscientious and it is worth all his flattery.

It’s also good that the order is not for vacation, so that he has enough time to prepare the prerequisites.

"Boss, I'm delivering food."

Liu Zheng put away the takeout order and said hello.

The cattle and horses did not move, as if they were dead asleep.

"Just pretend."

He rolled his eyes.

If he didn't even have this little bit of vigilance, he would have been sent back to the kitchen to be re-polished.

After leaving the lounge, Liu Zheng opened the lunch box on the dining cart.

A fermented stench hit him in the face and knocked him off balance.

"Wow, this tastes much stronger than the real bean juice."

He covered his nose and looked at the item introduction.

"Name: Super Concentrated Mr. Bean Juice (One-time)"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect 1: After use, the player's intelligence will drop significantly, and the duration is negatively correlated with the player's physical attributes."

"Effect 2: During the period of decreased intelligence, the desire of zombies and other dead beings to attack the player will be greatly reduced."

“Note: This is a magical drink produced by Crazy Dave’s Farm. Drink one cup every day and zombies will stay away from you.”

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

"After drinking it, there will be no brains for the zombies to eat, right?"

Liu Zheng complained.

If this delivery is forced, then the person who placed the order would be very miserable. Not only would he be charged a "tithe", but he would also become an idiot.

But there are too many miserable people in the metropolis, and he can't care so much if they are not acquaintances.

Put the food into the legendary takeaway box and the green light will come on.

"very good."

He carried the legendary takeout box and walked out of the takeout channel.

"Oh, I forgot to rent a car."

Although time is not tight, it is better to save as much as possible. Anyway, we are not short of money now.

"Colonel, rent a Rolls-Royce."

Liu Zheng called the driver.

In reality, he could only see this kind of top luxury car in videos, but now he can experience it.

"Why rent that thing? It's ugly and uncomfortable to sit on."

the driver said.

"Then please recommend one."

"Cayenne S, it has strong power, stable chassis, good driving and riding feel."

The driver thought for a moment and said.

"Okay, then I'll listen to you."

Liu Zheng is quick to accept advice.

"Okay, I'll be there soon."

Less than a minute after hanging up the phone, a blue SUV drove up to him.

"The profile is nice, but the front looks a bit dull."

Liu Zheng glanced at the car body and complained.

"You won't feel that way when you drive it. If you're not satisfied, I'll buy you another one."

"That's not necessary. I'm not going to pick up girls."

He got in the driving seat, started the engine and stepped on the accelerator.

After a few smooth turns, he had to admit that this car was indeed very "smart" to drive.

"Good morning."

Arriving at the door of the clinic, Liu Zheng went down and greeted the Sphinx.

"I came here last night, but I didn't disturb you because I heard you were asleep. How are you feeling today?"

He asked as he handed over the dried fish.

"It's none of your business. Don't talk to me."

The Sphinx said unhappily.

It has been in the metropolis for so long, but this is the first time it has suffered such a serious injury.

When the Sphinx thought about how he was tricked by a few dried fish into fighting for this human, he felt like a complete fool.

"Do you want the dried fish?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"want."

The sphinx swallowed the dried fish and a piece of his tentacle viciously.

"Eat slowly, no one will compete with you."

He smiled helplessly and walked into the clinic.

(End of this chapter)