It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 568 Si Xue: I can satisfy you whatever you want
"Oh my god, there are also true vision pills and spiritual vision pills. I even suspect that you have robbed the national treasury?"

"This is a drug specially supplied by the City Hall. It will only leak out in very rare cases."

"Friends who are confident can take two pills at once without protection. As long as you don't die or go to a mental hospital, your strength will definitely be improved to a higher level."

Captain Penguin said.

"quack!"

Penguin Rick made a hoarse and unpleasant sound.

"My brother Rick said, yes, it can be proven."

Captain Penguin translated.

"It proves that you will indeed end up in a mental hospital after eating it, right?"

Everyone couldn't help but complain in their hearts.

"I add"

Peacock sneered and was about to speak when her cell phone rang.

At the same time, Captain Penguin's cell phone rang.

The two birds looked at each other for a moment and answered the call at the same time.

"What's the matter, Kavas?"

Captain Penguin asked in penguin language.

"Boss, Minister Simba said that Minister Dante from the Ministry of Culture and Publicity went to Dijing Villa late at night and asked us if we had any clues?"

Penguin Kavas replied.

"Well, we have given her enough face by moving up the auction date. We cannot let her mess up the situation. The auction is not her toy, and we are not her subordinates."

"Tell Minister Simba to come with you to Dijing Villa. Prepare the gifts and give them to the two ministers immediately."

Captain Penguin said after a moment's thought.

"Yes!"

Kawas took the order and left.

"Tell him I'm outside now. Please ask him to stay for a while. I'll be back soon."

Peacock said to the person on the other end of the phone and then hung up.

She was about to raise the sign again when her cell phone rang again.

She frowned deeply and answered the phone.

"Minister Simba is here too?"

A huge pressure instantly emanated from Peacock, making it hard for everyone around her to breathe.

The one who was under the most pressure was Captain Penguin, who was the farthest away. His fluffy hair was pressed against his skin, making him look like he was stuck with glue.

Its raised head made a creaking sound, as if an invisible force was forcing it to lower its head.

"Gah!"

Seeing the boss being humiliated, Penguin Rick immediately stood up.

It opened its beak and pulled out a missile as big as half the auction table, with a yellow and black logo printed on it.

"You're trying to scare me with this?"

Peacock sneered, and a five-colored light flashed behind him, and the missile immediately disappeared without a trace.

"I think you want to stay in a mental hospital for the rest of your life."

She reached out and was about to grab Rick in her hand.

"Jingle Bell!!!"

Peacock's cell phone rang again.

"I'm sick!"

She glanced at her phone in disgust and waved it away.

The missile that had just disappeared appeared again, and then pressed Captain Penguin and Penguin Rick underneath it.

"You're lucky, Liu Zheng. I hope you can always find someone to save you."

She glanced at Liu Zheng from a distance, then walked away.

"The woman finally left."

Peacock had been gone for several minutes before someone spoke.

"Yeah, yeah, every time she's here the atmosphere becomes tense."

Someone said.

"If you can't play together, don't force it. If you really can't, just participate remotely. I really don't understand why you have to come every time."

"You don't understand this? How can she pretend if she doesn't come to the scene?"

Another person sneered.

"I say, can't you just not send her an invitation?"

Someone said to Captain Penguin.

"We're already in this situation after sending her an invitation. What if I don't send her an invitation?"

Captain Penguin pointed at the missiles on his body and smiled bitterly.

"Okay, let's all bear with it. At least she's really generous, isn't she? Seller of the 'Red Dragon Cape', can you please stop laughing a little? It's hurting my eyes even through the screen."

"And Rick, why don't you put away your damn missiles quickly? Do you want to crush me to death so that you can be the boss?"

It couldn't help but complain.

"Hahaha."

Everyone burst into laughter, and the meeting room was filled with a happy atmosphere again.

"Are there any other bidders? If not, I will proceed directly to the final stage, okay?"

Captain Penguin asked as he climbed up.

Of course it turned out not to be.

Except for the peacock, no one would spend so much money to compete for a cloak that is of little use.

"Well, congratulations to this brave warrior who dared to compete with Peacock for winning the auction. Everyone, let's applaud this warrior!"

Captain Penguin said respectfully.

"Clap clap clap!"

There was warm applause in the conference hall.

"Thank you, although I'm not happy at all."

Liu Zheng curled the corner of his mouth and said.

If the high-ranking official was not so powerful that he could crush people to death, no one would be willing to spend all his money to buy a cape. It is not like you can become a superman or the sorcerer supreme by putting it on.

"Ugh."

When the red dragon cloak was teleported in front of him, he still picked it up and took a look at it.

After all, it was something I had spent a lot of money on, and if it was really useless, I would be really angry.

"Name: Simple Red Dragon Cloak"

"Type: Equipment"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect 1: Gain the 'Dragon Power' status when equipped."

"Effect 2: Increases the player's defense and fire resistance when equipped."

"Note: This cloak is made from the back skin of a mature red dragon, a young red dragon, and a baby red dragon. Due to the maker's crude craftsmanship, it does not exert its true power."

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

"what?"

Seeing the notes, Liu Zheng's heart moved slightly.

Does this mean that there is still a possibility of upgrading this cloak?
Considering what Captain Penguin said before, if Si Xue didn’t confiscate it, he could go ask the Spider Lady or the Box Spider later.

"But the craftsmanship is indeed rough enough."

Looking at the red dragon cloak that had no traces of human intervention and was simply made by nailing three pieces of leather together, he said with disdain.

Putting away the red dragon cloak, Liu Zheng thought about the situation just now.

"It should be the Fool who exerted his strength."

He quickly came to a conclusion.

No matter how popular a writer is, he can never compare to the big real estate developers who print money. In terms of financial resources, even the Fool and he alone can never be a match for Peacock.

Therefore, the only way to win the auction is to let Peacock withdraw from the auction.

A hard approach will definitely not work, and a soft approach may not win the favor either. You can only use a combination of hard and soft tactics.

Asking someone of high enough status to visit you in person is a very good choice.

As he was thinking, Liu Zheng's cell phone rang.

When he looked at the caller ID, he saw that it was indeed a fool.

"Congratulations to Mr. Delivery Man for his successful bid."

When a fool speaks, congratulations are in order.

"Thank you, Mr. Fool. How did you know that?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"I have a friend who happens to be attending this auction."

The Fool replied.

"I see."

It dawned on him.

No wonder the Fool's timing is so accurate.

"Minister Dante is willing to come forward because of our president's respect."

The Fool pointed out to him.

"I understand. I'd like to take this opportunity to report to you on the progress of the commission." Liu Zheng told it everything related to the Nine Dragons Carrying the Coffin, but blurred the part about Si Xue.

"Nine Dragons Pulling Coffins. No wonder the delivery man has become a rising star in the metropolis in such a short period of time. His work is so reassuring."

The fool sighed.

Not only will he find ways to complete the commission, he will also upgrade the commission himself. He really does the work.

"As long as you are satisfied. I also admire and respect Mr. Fool's work style."

Liu Zheng responded with a flattering retort.

"Haha, same here. I hope we can continue to cooperate sincerely. I look forward to the day when I stand at the pinnacle of Metropolis with you."

"I look forward to the day when I stand at the top of the metropolis with you~"

He hung up the phone, and Plane Tree spoke in a long and sarcastic voice.

"Why can't I see that you have that potential? I'm almost looking forward to the day when I can collect your body."

It curled its lips and said.

"Then remember to make my coffin bigger. I like large flat floors."

Liu Zheng said nonchalantly.

After successfully bidding for the red dragon cloak, the auction was considered over for him.

The remaining items he had were either useful or of little value.

After the cattle and horses came back, Liu Zheng prepared to leave.

"Let's go."

He greeted the plane trees.

"Let's exchange contact information. I'll let you know if anything happens."

He spoke to the projector again.

"Ok."

The projector looked at Liu Zheng with a little more trust.

For a ruthless person who can fight Peacock head-on and win, killing an HR can be a piece of cake.

"By the way, please wait a moment. Our boss would like to express his personal gratitude to you."

The projector said.

"How embarrassing."

Liu Zheng said this with a smile on his face.

This wave of losses is really too great, and any bit of recovery would be good.

"As it should be. If it weren't for you, this auction wouldn't be so exciting."

As the projector spoke, he took out two things from the box.

"This is the VIP card of the auction house. From now on, you can participate in all activities of the auction house on your own."

He handed over the first item, which was basically the same as the previous membership card, except that the material was changed from gold to platinum.

“This is a universal toolbox made by the owner of Kavas. It can be used in various occasions.”

He then put on the second item, a briefcase-sized silver-white toolbox with a selfie of Kavas the penguin taped to it.

"Name: Kavas's Universal Toolbox (Disposable)"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

“Effect: Can be used in most situations where tools are needed and achieve success.”

"Note: Captain, we need a plane, but we don't have even a screw. It doesn't matter, we have Kavas!"

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

"That's great stuff. Thank your boss for me."

Liu Zheng smiled happily.

The value of this kind of mechanical item often exceeds its own grade.

"Let's go, boss."

He greeted and walked towards the restaurant with Niu Ma.

"Won?"

After walking away from Sister Rose, Niu Ma asked.

"I win. By the way, this is back to you."

Liu Zheng returned the fragments of Hu Po to it.

"You can actually get it back. Could it be that Peacock didn't participate? You're really lucky."

Niuma was surprised.

"If I had this much luck, I would even eat a pound of dog shit."

He sighed.

"Except for this, I have basically used up all the others. If the Fool hadn't used some tricks, I think we wouldn't have won."

"Isn't this nonsense? Who are they? Who are you? A food delivery guy wants to snatch things from someone who sells office buildings. Are you crazy?"

The cow and horse rolled their eyes.

“But I still won.”

Liu Zheng said proudly.

"You didn't win by yourself, so why are you so proud?"

Even cows and horses couldn't stand his pretentiousness.

"Connections are also part of strength. Just like when I'm out there and encounter problems, I'll just mention your name, big boss. It's much more effective than if I did it myself."

He said with a grin.

"???"

The cows and horses' brows were twisted into a small mountain.

"I beg you to do it yourself next time. I am a very graceful man and I want to live a few more years."

"Uh, big man, that's called the prime of life."

Liu Zheng couldn't help but correct him.

"You're the only one who understands idioms, right? You're the only one who's cultured, right? Do some frog jumps while shouting 'graceful and graceful' until you get back to the lounge!"

Niuma glared at him and said.

"Alas, the mouth is the source of all trouble."

He sighed and squatted down with his head in his hands.

"Graceful, graceful, graceful."

Liu Zheng's voice echoed in the streets of the metropolis.

Fortunately, Si Xue called before I reached the lounge.

"Ask Liu Zheng to come to my office."

"Okay, boss."

The cows and horses replied respectfully.

"You're lucky, go away."

After hanging up the phone, Niu Ma kicked Liu Zheng and said.

"hey-hey."

Liu Zheng took the opportunity to stand up and walked forward.

After getting on the elevator, he came to Si Xue's office again.

This time the skin is a sea of ​​flowers, the sky is full of white clouds, and the sun is bright but not scorching.

As the breeze blew, countless flowers swayed in the wind, and with a beautiful woman in light clothes lying in the sea of ​​flowers, everything was so beautiful.

"Good evening, boss."

Liu Zheng carefully avoided the flowers and walked in front of Si Xue, then bowed respectfully, trying his best to avoid looking at those unsightly parts.

"Hel me up."

Si Xue raised one hand and could almost see through the loose sleeves.

"Yes."

He wrapped his tentacles around Si Xue's wrists, allowing her to use the force to stand up.

Si Xue stretched out her hand and countless flowers gathered together to form a throne of flowers.

"Well done."

With Liu Zheng's help, she sat on the throne and praised.

"It's all thanks to the boss's cultivation."

Liu Zheng said modestly.

"When I think about how ugly that stupid bird's expression is, the remaining hundreds of years in prison won't be that hard to sit in, hahahaha!!!"

Si Xue laughed wildly, shaking the sun in the sky.

"I think my expression is uglier than that stupid bird."

He cursed in his heart.

"I know you've made a big sacrifice this time. Tell me, what do you want? As long as you don't want to leave the restaurant or become a boss, I can try my best to meet your other requests."

Si Xue said as if she could see what he was thinking.

“Even if you want a takeout order that lasts a week.”

"Can I make a phone call first, boss?"

Liu Zheng thought for a moment and asked.

(End of this chapter)