It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 558: French Plantain: I will favor you this time

"Fuck! You, old nun, are so disloyal for not giving me this good thing!"

Niuma said indignantly.

"The reproductive capacity of cattle and horses is not weak, and you are not so strong that you can't give birth to children."

Dr. Nile explained.

"No, no, give me another one."

The cattle and horses started to act like scoundrels.

"No. If I had a second one I would have given it to you a long time ago. I was saving this one as my last resort."

Doctor Nile spread his hands.

There are a lot of immortal species with difficulty in reproducing in the city hall. It won't be a problem to exchange this Nine-Turn Love Pill for shelter.

"whispering sound."

Niuma curled his lips.

"Speaking of which, doctor, take a look at this."

Liu Zheng took out the mermaid princess's first tears.

"Name: The Little Mermaid's First Tears (One-time)"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect: After use, you will permanently gain the 'Water Element Affinity' status."

"Note: The first tear shed by the pure mermaid princess can be combined with other ingredients to make an aphrodisiac that many immortals dream of."

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

"Huh? Where did you get this?"

Dr. Nile was surprised.

"I got it from the Yuanshen Sect. This thing should have similar effects to the Nine-Turn Hehuan Pill, right?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Not only are they similar, but this is also one of the main ingredients of the Nine Transformations Hehuan Pill."

Doctor Nile replied.

"That's great, old nun, please quickly refine another one for me."

Niuma said in surprise.

"Why do you think that a member of the Ra clan like me can make pills?"

Dr. Nile rolled his eyes.

"This elixir was given to us by a wandering Taoist priest from the East a long time ago. He did not tell us the complete formula."

"Then why don't you ask? If he doesn't tell you, arrest him and interrogate him. If you can't get anything out of him, torture him!"

Niuma said with regret.

"He even dared to wander into our La clan's territory. Is it that easy to catch him?"

Doctor Nile was speechless.

"Besides, the fertility rate of our Ra ​​clan is normal, so we don't need this kind of medicine."

The Ra clan became infertile after they were transformed into mummies. Before the transformation, they were normal humans, but with some characteristics of their clansmen.

"Tsk, a full man does not know the hunger of a hungry man."

The cow and horse rolled their eyes.

"Then we'll be leaving first, doctor."

After saying hello, the two headed towards Rose Street.

"Mr. Delivery Man, you are finally here."

Wang Manni felt relieved when she saw Liu Zheng.

Being alone on the streets of a metropolitan city at night is stressful enough, but being next to a grumpy tree makes it even more stressful.

"Where's the stuff?"

Liu Zheng nodded and said directly.

"here."

Wang Manni pushed the suitcase in front of him.

Liu Zheng opened the suitcase, which was filled with foam, and inside the foam were three spherical bombs.

Apart from the not-so-rounded edges and the bumps on the surface, this bomb still looks quite like a bomb.

As if to enhance the deterrent effect of the bombs, or simply because they were itching to do something, the bomb makers also painted a grinning skull on each bomb.

It’s just that the three skeletons together can’t even form a complete set of teeth, making them look only a little intimidating, but extremely funny.

"Name: Laughing Gas Bomb (One-time)"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect 1: Causes a violent explosion within three seconds after being thrown, with a random time. If the player does not make the same expression as the bomb when throwing the bomb, the explosion effect will be changed to produce laughing gas."

"Note: You must throw the bomb with a smile. Look at me, I am smiling so happily. Alpaca, who replaced my blast shield with an acrylic plate?!"

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

"I'm sorry, Mr. Delivery Man, I didn't get you that explosion-proof bubble this time."

Wang Manni said ashamedly.

"It's okay. This amount of power can't kill me."

Liu Zheng said shamelessly.

Anyway, even if he is killed in the explosion, he still has a second life.

"Don't you blame me?"

Wang Manni said with her head down.

"Why should I blame you? I didn't ask you for it. Just keep an eye on me next time."

Liu Zheng said.

Not to mention, he now really likes the feeling of being able to solve all his problems, so the more explosion-proof props he has, the better.

"Okay, I'll try to collect them."

Wang Manni smiled so much that her eyes narrowed.

"Boss, please send Wang Manni off for me."

Liu Zheng said to Niu Ma.

"No, no, the company has sent an entourage to wait for me outside Rose Street."

Before Niu Ma could even utter the word "why", Wang Manni had already refused.

"Okay, the streets are not peaceful at night, you should go home quickly."

After sending Wang Manni away, Liu Zheng looked at the time. There was still half an hour left.

He rolled his eyes and walked up to the plane tree.

"Your Excellency, I..."

"Don't even think about it."

The plane tree interrupted him directly.

"I plan to do a big sweep of the auction this time, so I don't have any extra items to lend you."

"嘁~"

Liu Zheng curled his lips.

"Then you won't refuse me if I ask you for a small favor, right?"

He said persistently.

"You tell me first."

The plane tree did not agree immediately.

"Will Peacock also participate in the auction this time?"

"How did you know?"

"It's just simple reasoning. I accepted a mission, and I have to make Peacock suffer at least once. If Peacock and you are interested in the same item, how about we take it together?"

Liu Zheng suggested.

"Is this your real purpose? Insidious human."

The plane tree looked at him sideways.

"Yes."

He admitted it frankly.

Using his own strength to fight against Peacock is like trying to stop a chariot with a mantis arm.

Even if it is a barter model, the chances of winning are not great.

But it’s different with the addition of the plane tree. With this local rich man around, the chances of winning suddenly become much greater.

"Um"

The plane tree was a little hesitant.

"Are you afraid of offending her?"

Liu Zheng provoked.

"Humph, auctions are all about ability. If you don't dare to bid for fear of offending someone, then what kind of collector are you?"

The plane tree was indeed irritated.

"I think so. Our Lord Dai Lego is of noble birth, outstanding character, and unparalleled ability. How could he be afraid of a birdman?"

"Besides, she's just a peacock, but you're about to evolve into a phoenix, so you don't have to take her seriously."

He immediately offered a barrage of flattery.

"Hehe, of course. Well, since you are usually quite filial, I will favor you this time."

The French plane tree said proudly.

"What kind of nonsense have you been watching recently?"

Liu Zhengxu said with his eyes fixed.

"I found a palace fighting novel from the sewer yesterday."

"There really is a lot of dirt in the sewers."

he sighed.

"Why do I feel like you are scolding me?"

French Plane frowned. "No, you must be hallucinating. By the way, what will the auction be like later?"

Liu Zheng flatly denied it and changed the subject.

"The auction staff will come over later and let us participate remotely."

The French plane tree replied.

"Wow, there are people who can participate in the auction remotely. This is the first time I've heard of this."

He pretended to be surprised.

"Humph, stupid human, you are surprised by something you haven't seen before. There are so many collectors with limited mobility, not to mention those who just like to stay at home and don't like to go out."

"Every time there is an auction, only a few people go to the site, and people like us who participate remotely are the majority."

Said the French plane tree.

"So that's it."

Liu Zheng nodded.

"Why did you bring that guy who sells fake wine here again? It makes me angry just looking at him."

The plane tree glanced at the cattle and horses in the distance and said.

"I don't have a takeout order, so I can only ask my boss to be my bodyguard. How about you help me order one?"

He hit the snake with a stick.

"You wish. Don't come to me with matters that will cause loss of essence recently. I don't want to hatch out with one less claw or one more head."

The plane tree refused without hesitation.

"Speaking of which, I received a message."

Liu Zheng told it about Liuyu Tea Shop speculating on high-quality Fengxue tea leaves.

"Another one pops up. Why is it so difficult for me to turn into a phoenix?"

The plane tree complained.

"Good things take time. Besides, it may not be directed at you."

he comforted.

"Humph, there is never a doubt in the metropolis. Whenever you think you are going to be unlucky, you will be even more unlucky than you think."

"One thing to say, bird food."

Liu Zheng deeply agrees.

"But having another Liuyu Tea Shop won't be a big problem. Anyway, we just need to prepare as if the whole world is our enemy."

"Arrogant human, if the entire metropolis is really against me, what can you do?"

The plane tree gave a mocking smile.

"But I'm just doing my best. No matter how much blood you bleed, I will make them bleed more."

He promised.

"Humph, you just know how to brag. What a disgusting human being."

The plane tree turned its face away and ignored him.

In the not-unbearable silence, time slowly passed to 7:30 in the evening.

"Clap! Clap!"

The sound of leather shoes walking came from the end of the street.

Soon, a man with a projector on his neck walked towards them.

"Hello, I am the executive officer of this auction. I am honored to serve you two collectors."

The projection person bowed slightly and introduced himself.

"Hello, thank you for your hard work late at night."

Liu Zheng replied politely, then habitually stuffed a stack of money over.

"Thank you for your kindness, Mr. Liu, but I can't accept it."

As expected, the projector refused.

"Okay, don't try that. He won't accept it."

He was just about to ask for permission three times when the French plane tree spoke.

"Ok."

Since the French plane tree said so, Liu Zheng did not insist.

"The auction is about to begin. Please provide a list of items for auction, Mr. Liu."

The projector said.

The list of lots for the plane trees has already been provided.

"Oh well."

Liu Zheng thought about it and took out the mermaid princess's first tears, colorful essence jelly, the master key (blood curse), the monkey's paw that could not make wishes, and other items that would not be used for the time being.

As for the borrowed items, keep them and take them out when needed.

"That's all."

He said.

"Okay. Please wait a moment. We need to authenticate the item you submitted."

The projector opened the box in his hand and put the items in it one by one.

"Will it be returned to me after the appraisal?"

Liu Zheng asked.

“Yes. But if your lot has been sold, it will not be available for subsequent bidding.”

The projector replied.

"Row."

He nodded.

By the time the auction house had finished appraising the items and returned them, it was already eight o'clock in the evening.

"The opening ceremony of the auction is about to begin. Do you two want to watch it?"

The projector asked.

"dont see."

"Look!"

French Plantain and Liu Zheng said in unison.

"What are you looking at? It's always the same old thing. I'm tired of it."

The French plane tree curled its lips.

"I haven't seen it. This is my first time attending an auction, so I have to go through all the procedures, right?"

he laughed.

"Humph, this is also the last time. I won't bring you along next time. Humans are such a hassle."

The plane tree muttered.

"Then I have to participate in it completely, otherwise I will regret it for the rest of my life."

Liu Zheng followed its words and spoke.

"You watch it, I'm not interested."

The plane tree moved its face to the back and fished out another novel from the black soil.

He looked at the cover curiously, but the title of the book was completely blocked by the tree roots.

"嘁~"

It was useless to block it. He knew it must be that palace fighting novel by just thinking with the buttocks of cows and horses.

"Mr. Liu, do you need a screening?"

The projector asked again.

"Let it go."

He nodded.

"Ok."

The projector stood a little further away from Liu Zheng and pressed the start button on the projector.

A light curtain formed in front, blurry at first but soon became clear.

"Welcome all collectors to our auction house. The host of this auction is, yes, me again."

In the magnificent auditorium-style hall, a penguin in a tuxedo stood in the center of the stage and spoke loudly.

"Shh~"

There were sporadic boos from the audience below.

"It's no use hushing. If you have the guts, buy the auction house and replace me."

The penguin retorted.

"Wow, the host is so arrogant? Doesn't your auction house care about this?"

Liu Zheng was shocked.

"He is the owner of our auction house and the Metropolitan Museum's leading collector."

The projector said.

".6."

He understood everything.

"There are a lot more people participating this time than last time. I hope your items will be better this time. Don't let it be like last time, where the sales rate was less than 60%. I was so angry that I couldn't even eat seal meat."

Penguin continued.

"As long as you can still penetrate the seal hole, it means you are not crazy yet."

A collector said.

"If you can't get a seal, you can get a killer whale. After all, they are the same color, so just assume there is no reproductive isolation."

Another collector added the finishing blow.

"Hahaha!"

All the collectors present burst into laughter, and Liu Zheng couldn't help but smile as well.

"Laugh all you want. As long as the auction goes well, you can laugh at me all you want. If it doesn't go well, then... huh."

The penguin sneered twice.

"Then don't blame my three brothers for coming to your door one by one to collect compensation for mental damages."

(End of this chapter)