It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?
Chapter 556: Wipe the Nosebleed Before Pretending
Chapter 556: Wipe the Nosebleed Before Pretending
"Boss, lend me something else."
Liu Zheng put on a smiling face.
"You change your face faster than a pervert. I won't lend it to you."
The cattle and horses flatly refused.
"Boss, you heard it too. This is the job assigned by the boss. I can't do anything about it."
He complained.
"What does the work assigned to you by your boss have to do with me?"
The cattle and horses remained unmoved.
"There are only two of us in the delivery department. If I mess up, how can you be okay? Not to mention anything else, if I am punished and can't deliver the food, you will have to deliver it yourself."
Liu Zheng talked about the interests involved.
Since he came, the workload of the oxen and horses has dropped sharply, except for the few times when he was implicated.
Not to mention the orders that his acquaintances took the initiative to place, even the mandatory delivery orders basically did not get delivered by oxen and horses.
The cows and horses basically stay in the lounge every day to gain weight. They don’t even have to do anything to earn extra money. They live a more bossy life than the leaders.
Otherwise, why would the white-feathered chickens be so envious and jealous?
"No more, really no more. The remaining ones are what I planned to keep as heirlooms."
The cows and horses shouted.
"You don't even have a child yet, what family heirloom do you want? Hurry up, or I'll trade that walnut for something else."
"I already gave it to you, so just change it."
The cattle and horses pretended not to care.
"Then you will never know what is inside the walnut~"
He drawled out his words.
"You're threatening me?"
The cows and horses glared.
"Who threatened you? I was just stating the facts. You can't expect me to put your curiosity before the boss's mission, right?"
Liu Zheng said.
"Don't use the boss to pressure me. When I was working for the boss, you weren't even born yet."
Niuma sneered.
"I'm just saying. If you keep your head down so easily, you won't even look at the sky outside the farm."
He smiled and said.
Liu Zheng now uses threats and inducements on cattle and horses not for the sake of effect, but simply for the sake of quarreling.
"You know nothing. I just have a stiff neck and can't bend my neck."
The cattle and horses rolled their eyes at him.
"hey-hey."
Liu Zheng smiled without comment.
Whether it is true or false, only the cows and horses themselves know.
No matter how many warriors the dragon kills, it can never kill the self who once wanted to slay the dragon.
"That's all I have. You'd better not exchange it for me. If you do, you must return it with something that satisfies me. Don't try to trick me with money or something I can't use."
Just when he thought he had failed to pull the hair of the cow and horse, the cow and horse suddenly spoke.
Then, it spat out a piece of metal from its mouth.
The metal piece fell vertically to the ground and easily penetrated into the ground as hard as steel.
An evil aura emanated from it, causing Liu Zheng's hair to stand on end. He subconsciously took out the rusty knife and the butcher knife and held them in his hands.
"Why are you so scared? It's just a piece of scrap metal. You've met so many important people, why are you afraid of such a dead thing?"
Niuma taunted.
"That's because those big shots didn't really want to kill me, but this piece of scrap metal might."
Liu Zheng retorted.
As a black goat kid hybrid who also loved to devour flesh and blood, he sensed the aura of his own kind from the piece of metal.
But he was indeed a veteran, and he returned to normal after the initial stress.
Liu Zheng picked up the metal piece, and the sharp breath directly cut his tentacles. The blood flowed onto the metal piece and was immediately swallowed by it.
"More, I want more! Give me your flesh and blood, and become my slave!"
A broken but fierce will invaded his mind along the blood.
"What kind of thing is my master? Have you asked the opinions of those big guys who have stamped their seals on me in the past?"
Liu Zheng sneered.
He raised his tentacles, and countless face-like patterns emerged from the surface.
This is the murderous aura and resentment that was sealed in his body by the Jade Cricket from the "GaGaShuang" bathhouse. At this moment, it automatically appeared under the stimulation of the killing soldier.
Liu Zheng swung the rusty knife and made a chopping motion at the metal sheet.
And in his mind, the human version of him also held the dragon scale knife and looked at the uninvited will.
"Crench!"
A hoarse and unpleasant sound like teeth grinding against each other was heard, and the will was repelled by Liu Zheng. The murderous aura shrouded in the metal sheet also temporarily became dormant.
"You want to eat me, a dead thing? If I hadn't had a bad stomach recently, I would have chewed you up and pulled you out right now."
He said proudly.
"Can you wipe your nosebleed before you act cool?"
The cattle and horses on the side complained.
"Eh? Ahahaha, sorry, I've been a little irritated lately."
Liu Zheng used his sleeve to wipe away the blood from his nose and the mixture of some unknown liquid.
He looked at the metal piece and found that it was actually a knife tip. The broken edge was extremely smooth, and it must have been cut off by another magical weapon.
There is also a bone embedded in the blade, which, judging from its shape, should be a spine.
"Name: Fragment of Tiger Soul"
"Type: Miscellaneous"
"Quality: Perfect"
"Effect: Can be used to forge equipment or practice the way of killing."
"Note: Huangdi! What can you use to pay me back for what you owe me?"
“Can I take out a copy: Yes”
"Crazy."
Liu Zheng said sincerely.
Just the tip of the blade is of perfect quality. If it were a complete version of Tiger Soul, it would at least be legendary.
I knew that Niu Ma had been cheating and deceiving people over the years, so he must have good stuff in his hands.
"Hmph, I'm glad to know. If I didn't estimate that I would never be able to collect all the fragments in this lifetime, I wouldn't have lent this to you even if you gave me 10 million."
Niuma snorted coldly.
It has the bronze bull head in its hand. If it can get the tiger soul, it will have no problem defeating the white-feathered chicken and Britain, if not the Oink.
"Does every boss have these parts that can never be collected?"
Liu Zheng couldn't help but sigh.
"Isn't that nonsense? If you live long enough and are strong enough, you will definitely get some strange things. We herbivores have low hoarding habits, but you carnivores will try to piece together a skeleton even if you pick up a bone."
Niuma complained.
"To be precise, I am an omnivore?"
he corrected.
Besides, cows and horses are just herbivores. They enjoy eating meat even more than he does.
"What does it mean to be able to practice the Way of Killing?"
Liu Zheng asked again.
"Didn't you just suffer a loss?"
Niuma replied.
"The material of this sword is extremely evil, and its owner is a peerless killer, so it contains extremely refined murderous aura. As long as you know how to use the sword's evil spirit to practice the way of killing, and can withstand the load, your killing skills will naturally improve by leaps and bounds."
"You are so powerful, why don't you use it, big brother?"
"I was already very strong when I got this thing, but it's just this tip. If I can't practice it to any great effect, it will be useless. What if I collect all the fragments by then, but can't put together Tiger Soul because of this piece? That would be a loss of both the wife and the army."
Niuma snorted.
“Is that how the word is used?”
He looked strange.
Forget it, we can't have too high expectations on the wife of an ox or horse.
"Can I use it?"
Liu Zheng was somewhat looking forward to it.
With his limited strength, it shouldn't have any impact on the Tiger Soul Fragments, right?
“It works.”
"Then sir, please teach me how to use it."
Liu Zheng said shamelessly.
"I can't teach you. I don't know how to do it myself."
Niuma shook his head.
"Then you just said that you would waste the Tiger Soul Fragment?"
"When I say I can, I mean I can. When I say I can't, I don't know how to do it. It's like you asked me how to break a steel plate, and I can only tell you to kick it with your hoof. I taught you, did you learn it?"
Niu Ma did not forget to mock him while explaining. "Okay."
Liu Zheng sighed.
It seems that whether he wants to remove the murderous seal on his body or use the Tiger Soul Fragments to practice the way of killing, he must first complete the commission of the warrior Yifa and get the whereabouts of the swordsmith from him.
Well, I'll ask the gravekeeper next time I go back to the cemetery. I was too busy before and forgot about it.
Liu Zheng actually didn't believe that he could collect all the Tiger Soul fragments, so it would be much more practical to use them to improve his own strength.
What? You said the Tiger Soul fragments belonged to Niu Ma and not him?
Based on Liu Zheng's understanding of cattle and horses, anything they are willing to give out has a price.
"By the way, boss, now I have a task from the boss, can I leave the restaurant even if I don't have any orders?"
Liu Zheng suddenly had an idea.
"That's the theory. But with your ability, if you don't have an order to leave the restaurant at night, I'm afraid you won't be able to leave this street."
Niuma said.
"Aren't you here, boss?"
He said with a grin.
"You took my things and you want me to be your bodyguard? You're dreaming."
Even cows and horses are too lazy to find excuses to refuse.
"This is the boss's private job. You can participate to improve your favorability. After all, you will have to do business with the restaurant in the future."
"Besides, this kind of auction is rare. If there is something you like, I can help you buy it."
Liu Zheng patiently and persuadingly.
"Um"
Niu Ma pondered after hearing this.
"I'll give you another 10,000 yuan as a reward for your hard work."
He brought out the straw that broke the camel's back.
"Damn it, I don't even know if I'm working for the restaurant or for you kid."
Having said that, the cow and horse still stood up.
"Come on, come on, hurry up, I need to get some sleep."
It yelled.
"What the hell is Yangjingjue?"
"Didn't Nile tell you? Sufficient sleep is very important for sperm activity."
Niuma said.
"No."
Liu Zhengxu said with his eyes fixed.
Why did Dr. Nile tell him this, even if he really married Sesha, the mummy can’t have children.
Otherwise, Doctor Nile would have already had many children. Even if he didn't want to, God Ra would have forced him to multiply.
"Huh, it seems like you're not that popular."
Niu Ma felt that he had turned the tables and smiled triumphantly.
"Yes, yes, I can never compare with you, big boss."
While Liu Zheng was perfunctorily answering the question, he called Guokou Tangzi.
Now she can go directly to the restaurant and have cattle and horses as bodyguards, so she doesn’t need to order takeout, and can save it for next time.
After finishing the call, the man and his ox left the lounge and walked into the takeaway channel.
"Huh? Why is the takeout lane so short?"
Niu Ma asked the same question as Liu Zheng.
"Oh, I helped it get something, and now we have a good relationship."
He explained.
".You didn't even let go of a single passage. Next time, you won't tell me that the lounge has also become your harem, right?"
The cows and horses spoke as if they had seen a ghost.
"Probably not."
Liu Zheng said uncertainly.
Come to think of it, he didn't know what the takeaway channel was all about.
Is it part of the restaurant or an independent entity?
"I can't tell, you are really evil."
There was a hint of fear in the eyes of the cattle and horses when they looked at him, but no one knew what they were afraid of.
When we came out of the passage, the sky had already darkened. A bloody moon hung high in the sky, like a basin filled with blood.
"Why do I feel like it's always a full moon?"
Liu Zheng asked while looking at the blood moon.
"Have you ever seen it any other way?"
Niuma asked back.
"Well, that's not the case."
He replied honestly,
After all, he had only seen the blood moon in the past few days.
"Then you still ask?"
The cow and horse rolled their eyes.
"The moon I saw outside was incomplete, as if it had been bitten."
Liu Zheng gestured,
"Really? What color is it?"
Niuma asked curiously.
"Pale."
"That should be pretty nice. Anyway, our moon has been like this since the beginning. Only the position changes, but the appearance basically does not change. Well, it's hard to say."
The cows and horses seemed to have thought of something.
"what happened?"
This time it was his turn to be curious.
"You are so curious, do you want to be an adventurer? Be careful, the more you know, the faster you die."
"Tell me about it. I know enough secrets. This one won't be a big deal."
Liu Zheng said it didn't matter.
"I'm bad!"
Niuma glared.
"If you don't want to tell me, then don't tell me. Why are you so excited?"
He curled his lips and said.
"That's because you made me angry. Hurry up and leave. You may not be afraid of the dark, but I am."
Niuma kicked Liu Zheng lightly on the butt.
The two first came to the clinic, but found that not only was the door closed, but even the Sphinx was not guarding outside.
"Is nothing going to happen?"
Both of them were shocked.
"Doctor, doctor, are you home?"
Liu Zheng immediately went forward and knocked on the door.
"Liu Zheng?"
After a moment, Dr. Nile's voice came from inside the door.
"it's me."
He breathed a sigh of relief and quickly replied.
"What are you doing here so late?"
Doctor Nile was a little confused.
"The auction has been moved forward to tonight, and I've received an extra mission, so I want to borrow some extraordinary items from you. Also, I've received a job from the gravekeeper to find fire, and I need your help as well."
"By the way, my boss Niu Ma is here too."
Liu Zheng said.
"Just a moment."
After hearing his words, Dr. Nile did not open the door immediately.
Although what he said was basically true, there were too many weird things that appeared at night, so Dr. Nile had to take more precautions.
"Don't move around for a while. As long as you don't mean any harm, I won't hurt you."
Doctor Nile warned.
"Ok."
Liu Zheng nodded, and Niu Ma had no objection either.
Soon, a ray of scorching sunlight shot out from the cat's eyes.
The ray of light first shot towards Liu Zheng, and then passed through his body unhindered.
Then the light shone on the cattle and horses, and there was nothing unusual.
"come in."
After the test was completed, Dr. Nile opened the door and welcomed them into the clinic.
(End of this chapter)
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