It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 543 Liu Zheng: If you don’t take medicine, you are not sick

"I see."

Liu Zheng soon had the answer.

"Manager Xu, can I borrow these employees from you?"

he asked.

"What are you going to borrow them for?"

The bald manager asked.

"I went from house to house, kowtowed and begged people to come and pay their respects to my godfather."

Liu Zheng said.

"what?"

As soon as these words were spoken, the bald manager was stunned, and the earthbound spirit's ghost light lit up.

Looking at the appearance of the earthbound spirit, Liu Zheng knew that he had guessed correctly.

What about the eighteen farewells and sisters, isn’t it all about the scene?
Now we have a filial son and the funeral ceremony is in place, all we need are the relatives and friends who will come to pay their respects.

But judging from the Earthbound Ghost's usual behavior, the owners in the community would wish that his soul would be shattered, so how could they possibly come to mourn for him?

At times like this, he, the cheap filial son, can only take action.

"I roughly understand what you mean, but wouldn't it be better for you to handle this matter yourself?"

The bald manager quickly figured it out.

"I'll go by myself. I don't have enough time, so I need your help."

Liu Zheng said.

"This"

The bald manager hesitated.

To be honest, after working in the funeral industry for so many years, this was the first time he had heard of such a request.

"Please help me. We will have many opportunities to cooperate in the future."

Liu Zheng stuffed a wad of banknotes into his pocket.

"Ok."

The bald manager took a look at the family certificate from the city hall on his chest and finally agreed.

"Thank you. Everyone, follow me."

Liu Zheng waved his tentacles and walked out of the mourning hall with the funeral home staff.

"One person per floor, five hundred per household, quick victory, quick decision. Regardless of whether anyone comes or not, one thousand per person, one thousand more for each household that comes."

He spoke to the employees of the funeral home, and then gave each of them five hundred yuan.

Upon hearing this condition, the solemnity on the employees' faces immediately turned into enthusiasm for money.

No one understands the importance of money better than them. From cradle to death, you can't live comfortably without money.

"Go."

Liu Zheng waved his hand, and the employees immediately ran out like wild dogs.

But he didn't sweep the floor himself, but went straight downstairs.

He took a deep breath, puffed up his belly, and then shouted with all his might.

"I am the godson of the owner of Room 15 in Building 304. I'm sure you all heard the noise of the funeral at home today."

"As the saying goes, a distant relative is not as good as a close neighbor. Please take the time to come and pay your respects."

"In the past, my godfather did not do enough. Now I apologize to you all on his behalf."

Liu Zheng lifted up his clothes, knelt on one knee, and bowed three times towards the building.

Then he took out a rusty knife and stabbed his thigh three times. This is called "three knives and six holes."

"The salute has been delivered. If you do not accept the toast, then I will have no choice but to speak harshly to you."

"Everyone must die. I have some connections in the cemetery. If you insist on not letting my godfather go happily, then don't expect your families to be happy when you hold the funeral."

"If you or your relatives and friends cannot rest in peace after death, please do not blame me for not warning you."

After saying that, he stood up, bowed three more times, and then walked into the building.

When we returned to the mourning hall, the funeral home employees had already returned to their original positions.

Although he saw nothing, he inexplicably felt that the mourning hall was crowded, and even involuntarily made room for the air.

Liu Zheng was too lazy to think about the principle behind it. Anyway, looking at the earthbound spirit's face that was smiling like a chrysanthemum, he knew that his method was successful.

"Thank you all for your presence, dear neighbors."

He bowed to the air around him.

Somehow, it seemed that some people were returning the favor to him, but more people chose to ignore them.

Being threatened is never a pleasant thing, let alone being threatened to mourn a bad neighbor whom you have hated for decades.

"How long will the condolences last?"

Liu Zheng asked the bald manager.

"It will take at least half an hour."

The bald manager did some calculations and said.

"Then it's too late for me. I'll leave the matter of raising the spirit to you."

"Okay."

The bald manager reluctantly agreed.

"This is the reward I promised you. Please help me divide it up."

He was too lazy to count and just grabbed a handful of money and handed it to the bald manager.

"Godfather, I have to go. From now on, just listen to Manager Xu and follow the procedures. If you continue to make trouble, I can't do anything about it."

Liu Zheng knelt down and kowtowed three times to the earthbound spirit.

He had done his utmost to be kind and just, and he didn't want to care about any more trouble the earthbound spirit caused.

If the earthbound spirit dares to break the contract and not give him the letter of recommendation, humph.

Liu Zheng stood up and was about to leave, but saw a piece of letter falling to the ground.

"This is?"

He was delighted and took it quickly. It turned out to be a recommendation letter from an honorary owner.

"very good."

He put the letter of recommendation into his pocket with satisfaction, but saw another golden light floating down from the sky.

"This is?"

Liu Zheng stretched out his tentacle to take it. The tip of the tentacle sank slightly, but when he felt it carefully, there was no weight at all.

"Congratulations, Mr. Liu."

The bald manager also saw it and quickly congratulated him.

"Where does joy come from?"

he asked.

Since no item introduction popped up, he didn't know what it was used for.

"This is Buddha's tear. It is a tear of emotion and relief shed by the dead before they become Buddhas. It is not only a rare material for making extraordinary items, but also can resist the erosion of the Netherworld when carried on the body."

"Moreover, shedding Buddha's tears means that the deceased has attained Buddhahood and transcended."

The bald manager introduced.

"Oh?"

Liu Zheng raised his head and saw that the figure of the earthbound spirit had indeed disappeared, leaving only a half-length portrait with a layer of gold border in the portrait.

"If that's the case, can we skip the rest of the ceremony and vacate the tomb?"

he mused.

"Ah? This is not okay?"

The bald manager was shocked when he heard this, and the gold edge of the portrait quickly turned black.

"Just kidding, let's go."

After Liu Zheng finished speaking, he turned and left without any hesitation.

"Go to the Bright Center, quickly."

He said immediately as he ran all the way onto the tank.

There is really not much time left, so I will have to wait until next time to get the remaining two letters of recommendation.

"Boss!"

When they were almost reaching Guangming Center, Niu Daji ran out of the alley and called them.

"Here we are, get in the car."

Liu Zheng opened the cabin roof and spoke to it.

Niu Daji and his abilities are quite complementary. When fighting, with Niu Daji in the front to take the damage, he can more efficiently exert the power of true damage.

"Okay. What are you standing there for? Get in the car."

Niu Daji waved towards the alley.

"Who else is coming?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Oh, it's Tomoko."

Niu Daji replied.

"Tomoko? Why is she here?"

he said in surprise.

"The Queen said that she was the one who got the Big Sister drunk, so she should take responsibility. The Extreme Flavor Group also promised to help her protect the Pink Kingdom, so she sent Tomoko to help us."

Niu Daji explained. "Well, she still has some conscience."

Liu Zheng nodded.

If the Queen really doesn't make any statement, then the relationship between the two sides will be over, and all the help he provided before will have to be weighed on the scales.

"Come on up, Tomoko. I'm in a hurry. It's faster to go by tank."

He personally climbed out of the cabin roof and said.

After shouting several times, a girl in a kimono came out of the alley.

She was wearing a pure white kimono embroidered with different flowers with colored silk threads. Combined with her petite figure and delicate face, Liu Zheng could only describe her with an idiom.

Blossoms.

But there was no hint of coquettishness in her expression, and her lifeless eyes were like a piece of pig iron that had just been tempered.

"Da da da!"

Tomoko stepped on wooden clogs and walked in front of Tank.

She hesitated as she looked at the towering body of the vehicle. Even though the "Hound" was only a medium-sized tank, it was still a huge monster compared to her height of less than 1.6 meters.

"Do you need help?"

Seeing this, Liu Zheng stretched out his tentacles.

Tomoko tilted her head to look at him, and he immediately felt a tearing pain from his brow to his crotch.

Liu Zheng was startled and quickly looked down at his body, but found nothing unusual, only the pain was still spreading in his nerves.

Tomoko opened her mouth as if to say something, but no sound came out.

"Tomoko said she didn't mean it."

Niu Daji explained.

"You know lip reading?"

"As a doorman, if nothing else, you should at least know a few languages. I even know sign language."

Niu Daji said proudly.

"Yes, this is also a skill."

Liu Zheng looked at it with admiration.

"Hehe. Oh, by the way, Boss, Tomoko is not mute, she just can't make a sound."

Niu Daji said.

"why?"

"It seems that whoever I talk to will feel the pain as if being stabbed by a knife."

Niu Daji said.

“I’ve felt it.”

He rolled his eyes.

Just a glance was enough to split him in two. If he opened his mouth, he would be hacked to pieces.

As he spoke, Chieko had already grabbed Liu Zheng's tentacles.

He pulled gently and Tomoko was pulled to the roof of the car.

Liu Zheng was about to retreat back into the cabin when Chieko started talking again.

"What did she say?"

"She asked the boss why you didn't want to possess her?"

Niu Daji translated.

"Why should I possess her?"

He was puzzled.

"Did she say it was because she wasn't attractive enough?"

Niu Daji translated again.

"It's okay, but I'm really not interested in flat breasts."

Liu Zheng told the truth.

"She said it was just because of the clothes. She has a C cup and it's original."

"That's pretty well hidden. But the original Met's H cups are everywhere, why do I have to possess her?"

As long as sexual orientation is not limited to humanoid creatures, the cup size can be any size you want.

"She said she could not only have sex, but she could also kill people."

Niu Daji continued translating.

"As if no one can't do that. I can blow up a building, can you?"

His desire to win was aroused.

Tomoko stopped talking and just glared at him.

By the time Liu Zheng recovered from the pain of being cut open again, Chieko had already jumped into the cabin.

"You kill people at every turn. Do you think you are Guan Gong? Do you believe I will throw you into the sewer and chop shit every day?"

He couldn't help but curse.

"Forget it, boss, don't bother with Tomoko. She's not doing well here."

Niu Daji tried to persuade him and pointed to his head.

"Everyone seems to be mentally ill. But judging from her condition, it seems that her illness is not as serious as Jennifer said."

Liu Zheng was just pretending, and gave up after being persuaded by it.

"She said she took some medicine before coming out, but that medicine is very precious. It was brought out by Tomoko when she came out of the mental hospital. One less pill is needed after taking it. If you hadn't helped the Pink Kingdom so much this time, the Queen wouldn't have been willing to let her use it."

Niu Daji explained.

"Oh, so that's how it is. Never mind. I won't bother with a patient."

He said this in a pretentious manner.

Although Liu Zheng also had a temporary madness, he didn't need to take medicine. If he didn't take medicine, he wouldn't be considered sick.

After entering the cabin, Tomoko turned her face away as soon as she saw him, as if she didn't want to pay attention to him.

Just ignore him. He has no intention of seducing her away anyway. Just follow his orders during the battle.

The driver stepped on the accelerator again, and the tank quickly arrived at the entrance of Guangming Center.

Liu Zheng crawled out of the cabin roof and twitched his nostrils. He seemed to be able to smell gunpowder and barbecue in the air.

The man standing at the gate saw them arriving and hurried over.

"Hello, Mr. Liu, I am Park Changfan, the representative sent by the company."

He said with his head tilted back.

He was wearing a gray casual suit without a tie and had a tough face like a Korean comic.

"Is your company sending a grassroots employee like you to talk to me?"

Liu Zheng said bluntly.

"It's like this. The company took into consideration that you might have some negative feelings towards the management, so they specially asked me, a non-management person, to communicate with you."

Park Chang-Bum explained.

"Oh. I thought they were afraid of death."

he sneered.

"Safety considerations also play a role."

Park Changfan said tactfully.

"interesting."

Liu Zheng took the lead in jumping out of the tank, followed by Minotaur and Tomoko.

As soon as Tomoko landed, her eyes turned towards a corner of the building.

"Snapped!"

A piece of glass shattered smoothly, and countless fragments fell down and hit the ground, turning into glass shards.

"It seems that your company has really taken security into consideration."

Liu Zheng said sarcastically.

"Well, cough cough."

Park Chang-Bum touched his chest awkwardly, but found that there was no tie to adjust.

"Tell me, what do you want to talk to me about?"

He got to the point.

“The company wants to know if our chairman’s wife and daughter are under your control?”

Park Chang-Bum asked.

"No."

Liu Zheng replied simply.

"But according to our investigation, the chairman must have made some kind of deal with you before he died."

Park Chang-Bum said.

"That's right. It did entrust me to protect its wife and daughter, and then gave me more than two million in cash and a cursed supernatural item as a reward."

"I didn't have time, so I sent my little brother Niu Daji to their house."

When Niu Daji heard him mention his name, he proudly puffed out his pectoral muscles.

"In the end, they had their own ideas and refused to follow me. I had no interest in forcing them, so I asked me to hide nearby and observe secretly. Daji, you can tell the rest."

Liu Zheng turned his head and gestured.

(End of this chapter)