It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 531 The takeaway has arrived
"Open the door, your takeaway has arrived."

Liu Zheng roughly pulled at the spider silk at the entrance of the cave.

"Squeak?"

A puzzled cry came from the cave.

"Why are you acting stupid? It's me. Open the door quickly."

"You are the one playing dumb. The door was never closed."

The Box Weaver Spider said.

"Haha, isn't this just about being polite?"

He pulled aside the spider silk and walked into the Pansi Cave.

"You should bring bugs this time, right?"

In the darkness, a pair of scarlet eyes stared at him.

"Bring it."

Liu Zheng opened the legendary takeaway box, and the aroma of insect meat wafted out, teasing the box weaving spider's senses.

"Squeak!"

The box weaver cried out in excitement, rushing towards him like a bumper car.

"stop."

Liu Zheng blocked it with his tentacles and closed the legendary takeout box.

"Human, what do you mean?"

The box weaver spider said dissatisfiedly.

"You should turn on the light for me this time, right?"

He said.

"Why?"

"Because the meat is in my hand and you want to eat it."

Liu Zheng said calmly.

"Hmph. That's why I don't like dealing with you humans."

The box weaver complained.

The next second, the super luxurious crystal chandelier illuminated the entire Pansi Cave.

"Is that all right?"

The Box Weaver Spider said unhappily.

"That's more like it. It's not something that can be exposed to the public. Why would you trade in secret?"

He nodded with satisfaction.

"Stop talking nonsense and take out my insect meat."

The box weaver urged.

"I know, I know."

Liu Zheng took down the legendary takeout box and took out all the alien insect meat inside.

"Wuhu~"

The box-weaving spider cheered and shot out strands of spider silk to pull the alien insect meat into the box.

"Crench!"

"Hahahahaha!"

“Slurp, slurp!”

As it pulled, it made chewing sounds.

"Eat slowly, no one will compete with you."

Liu Zheng looked at it as if it were a Labrador.

It is said that this breed has a genetic defect and it is difficult for it to feel full, so it is particularly crazy about eating and is called "Labra Pig".

"Why is the meat you brought (chew chew chew) this time (chew chew chew) much more delicious (chew chew chew) than last time?"

the box weaver asked.

"See this knife? The seven deadly sins are to the kitchen what spider silk is to the textile world."

He shook the rusty knife in his hand.

"I used this knife to cut the meat for you. How can it taste bad?"

"Go search the entire metropolis. If you can find insect meat that tastes better than this, I'll chop off its head for you."

Liu Zheng said confidently.

Alien insect meat is the best among all insect meats. When it is upgraded by the "Seven Deadly Sins: Wrath", its taste is not much worse than the "whole insect" given to the Spider Lady, not to mention that it is large in quantity and filling.

Of course, it wouldn’t matter even if the box weaver really found it.

It’s just a head. If it’s hard to chop off a big head, then isn’t it easier to chop off a small head?
Anyway, he is not Britain, he can grow back at will after being chopped off.

"Is that all?"

the box weaver asked.

"That's all. I don't have any storage equipment, and those bugs can't just stand there and wait for me to kill a batch and then transport another batch."

Liu Zheng shrugged.

"Humph, human, don't think I don't know what you are hinting at."

The box weaver snorted.

"Am I hinting? I'm making it clear. With the storage equipment, I can get more meat next time, and you can enjoy it more, right?"

"Not only can you eat it yourself, you can also give it to other spider weaving spiders. No matter how socially anxious you are, you can't be so ignorant of spider stories, right?"

He said.

".I do have a spare storage device, but I can't give it to you for free."

The box weaver paused eating and thought for a moment before speaking.

"I can buy it with money."

Liu Zheng said without hesitation.

It is a great deal to use the currency of this dungeon to buy storage equipment that can be used in future dungeons.

Of course, it would be a bit of a pitfall if you can’t take it out of the copy.

"The value of this kind of item cannot be measured with money. And I'm not short of money."

The box weaver shook his head.

"I also have a portable vault, which is also a storage device. It can be used to store about one cubic meter of general equivalents. How about using this to barter with you?"

He suddenly had an idea.

Currency can be placed in the system space, and there is no upper limit.

Therefore, the portable piggy bank is of little significance to him and can be used for exchange.

"Okay, if you give me another 200,000, I'll give you the spiritual silk and storage equipment."

The box weaver said after a moment's silence.

The quality of the alien insect meat this time was indeed beyond its expectations. In order to tie down Liu Zheng, the only supplier, the box weaver spider had to pay some money.

"no problem."

Liu Zheng was afraid that it would go back on its word, so he quickly counted out two hundred thousand and placed it in front of it.

"Here, this item has a big flaw, but it's enough to offset the value of your other stuff."

The box-weaving spider pushes out a palm-sized pouch from its box.

A pattern of mandarin ducks playing in the water was embroidered on the white purse with colorful silk threads, but the ducks' heads had been forcibly dug out and the holes were filled with black blood scabs.

"My goodness, this doesn't look like anything fun."

He picked up the purse with a frown, and an introduction to the items popped up immediately.

"Name: Headless Mandarin Duck Purse"

"Type: Equipment"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect 1: It can store about ten cubic meters of items, but the weight of the items must be borne by the player."

"Effect 2: Do not come into close contact with any 'person' when using it, otherwise all stored items will be destroyed and the storage space will be permanently reduced by one cubic meter."

"Note: May all lovers in the world die a miserable death!"

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

"It's really not a good thing."

Liu Zheng sighed.

Ten cubic meters of storage space with no restrictions on item types is indeed good, but it is troublesome for players to bear the weight by themselves.

Ten cubic meters of water weighs ten tons, and if it is replaced with food or metal, it will be even heavier.

His current attribute is only extraordinary, not yet at the level of superman. Carrying a one-ton load is already affecting his movements, let alone more than ten tons.

Not to mention the second effect which is a huge pit at first glance.

"System, what is considered close contact?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Contact with humanoid or humanoid-like creatures is subject to the laws and regulations of the player's real world, and contact with non-humanoid or non-living creatures is subject to the generation of sexual impulses or sexual pleasure."

The system explained.

"What if I drank some kind of aphrodisiac or something, and I would become aroused even if my hair was touched?"

he asked again.

"No, the system will exclude other interfering factors when making its judgment."

The system replied.

"That's okay."

Liu Zheng nodded.

But even so, this effect is still very pitfall. There are so many beautiful women around him, although he has always been chaste, but that is because he can endure it, not because he has no feelings.

Especially Nightingale, Jinzi, and Wang Manni, who are always sticking to each other, are the source of all evil.

Although Liu Zheng could put his purse into the system space first, it was inevitable that he would come back empty-handed if he often went fishing by the river.

If you accidentally forget one day, all the good things you worked so hard to get will be gone.

“Can this be fixed?”

he asked the box weaver.

"If it could be repaired, would I leave it unused?"

The box weaver rolled his eyes at him.

Storage equipment is not something that can be found everywhere. It is relatively precious even among the upper class. It is only given as a valuable gift on important occasions such as birthdays, coming-of-age ceremonies, and weddings.

"Didn't you knit this thing yourself? What, do you also have a past that you don't want to look back on?"

Liu Zheng teased.

"I knitted it, but it's not for myself. It involves customer privacy, so I can't tell you."

The box weaver shook his head.

"Okay. Is there really no other way?"

He asked unwillingly.

"Yes. My brother, Artisan Weaver, is the most talented weaver in our clan for hundreds of years. If it were him, he might have a way. But he has not been heard from since he went to the sea. We have contacted many people but there is still no news from him."

The box weaver replied.

"It's a weaving spider, why is it going into the sea?"

Liu Zheng asked in confusion.

"It fell in love with a hermit crab when it visited the Ocean Park. Later, the crab's contract expired and it returned to the sea, so my uncle chased after it."

The Box Weaver Spider said.

"Um"

He didn't know what expression to use to respond, he could only say that it was worthy of being the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

"If you can help find it, not only will the purse be repaired, but we, the Spider Weavers, will also owe you a big favor."

"Not only will you be able to buy limited edition items like spiritual silk at will, but even my useless niece will be at your disposal. You will then have an extra strong ally in the Bloody Restaurant."

The box weaver began to make promises for him.

Functional employees like Spider Weaver are a department in themselves, and can also move between departments, making it very convenient for them to transfer information and supplies.

"Your cake is indeed big and delicious, but unfortunately my appetite is not that big."

Liu Zheng said regretfully.

He doesn't even know how to get around a metropolis now, let alone go to the sea.

Moreover, it is unlikely that those big guys who have stamped their stamp on him will allow him to escape from their control.

"It doesn't matter. Anyway, we have entrusted more than just you. Here."

The box weaver spider rolled a ball of thread out of the box.

"It has the same usage as the one that the Spider Weaver gave you, but the range of this one is not as wide. It can only be effective when the Artisan Weaver Spider is within a three-kilometer radius of the thread ball."

"alright."

Liu Zheng shrugged, picked up the ball of thread and put it in his pocket.

"and this."

The box-weaving spider threw out another pair of crotchless pants that were as thin as a cicada's wing from the box.

"We Spiders don't make friends easily, but since I accept you as my friend, I will give you a gift to witness our friendship."

Its tone was somewhat reluctant.

Liu Zheng picked up the crotchless pants and thought they looked like stockings no matter how he looked at them.

"Name: Super-quality autumn johns"

"Type: Equipment"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect 1: Strengthen the player's lower limbs in all aspects, except the lower body."

"Effect 1: When the player's lower body is attacked, there is a small chance that all attributes will be increased by 20 point, up to a maximum of points, and lasts for ten minutes."

"Note: You think this is my weakness, but actually it is my strength~"

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

"Fuck you! You've been excluded, what's the point of still trying to be strong?"

He couldn't help but complain.

"You're going to give this kind of thing to your friends? Which friend can stand such a test?"

He questioned the box weaver.

“It may not be a good match for others, but isn’t it a match made in heaven for you?”

The box weaver asked rhetorically.

"Thank you, I didn't want such a match made in heaven at all."

Liu Zhengxu said with his eyes wide open.

Not to mention the harm and insult caused by attacking the genitals, what normal enemy would keep staring at his genitals and attacking them?
Unless he can get an object to force the other party to attack his genitals.

"Really? It can be effective even if you attack yourself."

The Box Weaver Spider said.

"Then me too"

"System, is what it says true?"

Liu Zheng asked in his mind.

"it is true."

The system replied.

"Um"

He was lost in thought.

"Just wear it!"

He took off his pants right in front of the box weaver spider and put on long johns.

Just hit the chicken, it’s not him who’s fatal, the enemy isn’t the one who’s deadly.

Testicles are valuable, but cocks are even more valuable. If it is due to their properties, both can be thrown away.

"Give me."

The box-weaver spider extends one of its forelimbs.

"What for you?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Don't you humans know how to reciprocate? Where's my gift?"

The box weaver shook its forelimbs.

"Uh"

He scratched his head, feeling a little embarrassed.

What the box-weaving spider said made a lot of sense, and Liu Zheng was unable to refute it.

But all the items on him were useful, and for a moment he couldn't think of what to give to the box-weaving spider.

"what?"

It seems that not all of them are useful.

"Here, this is for you."

Liu Zheng took out the "weird teleportation ring" and put it on the box weaving spider's forelimbs.

"You humans give this kind of thing to your friends? Do you think you can't change friends fast enough?"

The box weaver spider was speechless.

"What you gave me wasn't much better. So let's just leave it at that. Don't look down on anyone."

He waved his hand and said.

"Hmph. Goodbye."

The box weaver spider retreats into the cardboard box and turns off the lights to say goodbye to the visitor.

"Hey, we were just exchanging friendships, isn't it inappropriate to kick people out now?"

Liu Zheng yelled.

"Okay, then you stay here and have dinner before leaving. I'll lock the door now. Whoever leaves will be a grandson."

The Box Weaver sneered.

"But then again, if friendship is long-lasting, it doesn't matter if we're together day and night."

He changed the subject.

"Tsk, go away now, don't spoil my appetite."

A spider silk shot out from the box, entangled Liu Zheng, and then threw him out with force.

“Is this way of going out popular in metropolitan areas now?”

The driver couldn't help but laugh at Liu Zheng who was flying backwards again.

"Ahem, probably. Let's go to Rose Street. We're running out of time."

He climbed into the sports car and used urgency to cover up his embarrassment.

"Really? Then you better sit tight."

The driver smiled faintly, then stepped on the accelerator three times in succession while turning the steering wheel wildly.

The exhaust pipe of the sports car spewed out orange-red flames, and the huge reaction force pushed the body of the car to spin like a gyroscope, sweeping towards the direction of Rose Street like a tornado.

(End of this chapter)