It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 506 The Yuanshen Sect Came to the Door

"Oh? I forgot about that."

Liu Zheng was stunned for a moment, then reacted.

"Bait-making Immortal: You will receive a random blessing after each bait-making. The effect of the blessing is positively correlated with the level of the bait and the level of the fish school. The newly received blessing will automatically overwrite the previous blessing."

This was the compensation the pond owner gave to the calico cat when he blamed himself for turning two treasures into one.

But why didn’t this state get triggered when he fell into the treasure lake last time?
Oh, I see. The nest-making immortal is Si Xue, he is just the nesting material.

"The draw is complete, and the player receives a blessing: The disaster will affect everyone."

“Innocent Fish in the Water: When the player attacks the target, 30% splash damage is caused to surrounding enemies.”

The system prompt sounded.

"Fuck!"

Liu Zheng widened his eyes.

Now he finally has the means to attack in groups, and it is normal.

Not to mention that when he has the legendary vest, his attacks still do real damage.

If we encounter a group of monsters with high defense and low health, won’t we just kill them randomly?

"Hey hey hey."

Just as Liu Zheng was imagining himself killing a lot of people, the drunkenness of Yuan Nian Yu finally took effect.

I saw its eyes roll up, its belly facing up, and then its appearance changed rapidly as if the fast-forward button was pressed, and finally it turned into a fish-shaped ball of light.

"Success!"

He stretched out his tentacles in surprise, trying to catch the resentful fish, but was blocked by the halo around it.

"It's really not that simple."

Liu Zheng was not surprised. Something that could be remembered by the pond owner would naturally not be so easy to obtain.

But what should I do now?

This layer of halo is obviously not a real object, and his real damage can definitely break it.

But this thing seems to be connected to the body of the resentful fish. If it is forcibly broken, it is hard to say whether it will damage its foundation.

But if he wanted to use a soft approach, Liu Zheng had no corresponding means.

Oh, no, he did.

"Father-in-law, please help me catch the fish!"

he shouted at the top of his lungs.

After shouting several times, the fisherman's impatient voice came from above.

"Stop howling, who the hell is your father-in-law?!"

"I will stop howling if you help me get the fish up."

Liu Zheng said with a grin.

"Hey, what crime did I commit to meet someone like you?"

The fisherman sighed.

"Maybe you fished out the Supreme Chancellor's balls."

"Bullshit, I'm not you. Besides, how do you know the Supreme Chancellor is a public figure?"

The fisherman retorted.

"I'm just guessing. Anyway, for beings of that level, gender should be pretty casual."

Liu Zheng said.

"Are you suggesting that I turn you into a female?"

The fisherman said sinisterly.

"Then what benefit will you get, besides having another daughter and son-in-law?"

"The Ama-nü loves me so much now. If I become a woman, won't she love me even more?"

He asked rhetorically.

"Then I can still kill you!"

"That's even worse. A boyfriend who died while in love is the most perfect boyfriend, let alone a girlfriend. You'll never expect her to change her sexual orientation this way."

Liu Zheng said confidently.

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After a moment's silence, a fishing hook with a line sank in front of him, and then the fishing hook turned into a fishing net, covering the resentful fish.

A huge force stirred the oil-like river water and lifted the resentful fish to the surface.

"Father-in-law, please take me. I haven't gotten in the car yet. I haven't gotten in the car yet."

he shouted quickly.

"What a fucking hassle."

The fisherman was particularly grumpy today.

Then another fishhook sank down, hooked Liu Zheng's tail vertebrae and lifted him to the surface of the river.

"Boom!"

After riding the wind and waves for a while, Liu Zheng fell onto the river bank with water all over his body.

"grass!"

This fall was no lighter than a kick from an ox or horse.

"This old guy is definitely seeking revenge."

He glared at the fisherman.

"What are you looking at? If you think my fishing is not good enough, I will throw you back into the river and you can swim out again."

The fisherman glared back.

"No~ How could it be~ The fishing is too good, the strength, angle, and speed are all perfect, worthy of being the legendary spokesman for the sewer, the fisherman boss."

Liu Zheng put on a smiling face.

"Humph, you're still good at flattering people. Here you go."

The fisherman threw the resentment fish at him.

Liu Zheng quickly caught it, but the item introduction did not pop up.

"Hmm? Father-in-law, you are not interested in this fish, are you?"

he asked.

"You're crazy. I'm not dead, why do I need it? But if you call me father-in-law again, I don't mind taking it to see if I can scale up breeding."

the fisherman threatened.

"Ahahaha, that's definitely not possible. It's not even a living thing, so it definitely can't reproduce. Anyway, if it sobers up, it won't run away, right?"

Liu Zheng said worriedly.

Having said that, the system's mechanism for determining whether something is an item is really confusing.

"Of course it will. Moreover, a spirit like it can escape directly back to the sewer as soon as it touches the ground."

The fisherman said gloatingly.

"Ah? That, Yue."

"Ok?"

The fisherman made a sound through his nostrils.

"The old father whom the Ama woman loves the most."

He immediately changed his tone.

"Hmm~"

The fisherman nodded with satisfaction.

"Please think of a solution~"

Liu Zheng said in a voice slimier than a river.

"You are more disgusting than the fish feces that settle in the fish farm."

The fisherman sneered.

"I didn't disgust your father-in-law, did I?"

He shrugged.

"Well, that's true."

The fisherman thought about it and tore off a piece of his nail.

"hiss!"

A cry of pain.

"I didn't pull your nails, why are you yelling?"

The fisherman said unhappily.

"Isn't it because I'm afraid you'll feel embarrassed to cry out in pain because of your status as an elder? As the saying goes, if there's something wrong, the disciple will do the hard work."

Liu Zheng said respectfully.

"Who said I was embarrassed?"

"Are you really not in pain?"

he asked in surprise.

Could it be that the fishermen also have the ability to reduce pain?

"Hehe, how about you give it a try?"

The fisherman sneered.

"Okay."

The knife flashed, and three tentacles fell.

"Thank you for your hard work, father-in-law. I will accompany you for three days."

Liu Zheng's skin twitched but he spoke in a calm tone.

"you boy"

Even though the fisherman was knowledgeable and experienced, he couldn't help but be moved when he saw the tentacles still moving on the ground.

He threw out the hook and dropped all three tentacles into the river, watching them dissolve in the water.

"Don't litter next time, or I'll have to pick it up again."

The fisherman said with disdain.

"OK."

Liu Zheng agreed with a smile.

The fisherman stared at him for a few seconds, then snapped his fingernails.

The nail turned into a straight hook and pierced into the ball of light of the resentful fish.

"It's done. As long as you don't stimulate it, it won't wake up. But it can only last for a month."

The fisherman said.

"Enough is enough."

Liu Zheng nodded repeatedly.

Not to mention a month, even a week would be enough. "Then I'm leaving?"

he asked tentatively.

"Wait a moment."

The fisherman called him, threw his hook into the river, and caught a small pink and white fish.

"Take this fish to the Ama-nyeo."

He said.

"What kind of fish is this? It's quite pretty."

Liu Zheng asked curiously.

"This is my new cream strawberry fish."

“It not only retains the fresh and tender taste of the fish, but also gives it a creamy strawberry flavor without any fish odor.”

The fisherman said proudly.

“Isn’t your customer base a bit niche?”

He said politely.

"It doesn't matter. I'm not selling it anyway."

"I see. I will definitely convey your deep love for your daughter."

Liu Zheng patted his chest and assured.

"What do you mean by love or not? This is all I can do. I couldn't even help her when she was targeted by those bald asses. What kind of father am I?"

The fisherman suddenly lost interest.

"Don't you have me here? I'm your assistant. If I help her, isn't it the same as you helping her?"

he comforted.

"You? You're a piece of shit!"

The fisherman suddenly cursed and kicked him into the manhole.

"Go away and don't bother me today."

After cursing, the fisherman jumped and disappeared into the river.

"It's not easy to be a father, and it's even harder to be a good father."

Liu Zheng got up from the ground and climbed the ladder while shaking his head.

Fortunately, he is an orphan and has no worries.

"Go to the Funeral Home of Death."

Back in Tankli, Liu Zheng chose the latter between Du Kang Winery and "Si De Shuang" Funeral Home.

It’s not because he doesn’t want the vampire girl to grow bigger, but mainly because Du Kang Distillery even said that white-feathered chickens are dangerous, so it might take a long time.

He was here today just to clear the list, so this troublesome task would have to be put off until later.

"I'm afraid you can't leave for the time being."

The driver shook his head and said.

"Ok?"

Liu Zheng immediately became alert.

"what's the situation?"

he asked.

"Look."

The driver pressed the shooting button, and a string of bullets shot out from the muzzle of the machine gun, hitting the invisible barrier in the air, bursting out countless sparks.

And one black circle after another appeared under the illumination of the sparks, surrounding the tank in the middle.

"Yuan Shen Sect?"

Liu Zheng's eyes fixed.

"When we meet old friends, won't you come out and meet us?"

A familiar voice came from outside the circle.

"You didn't even show up yourself, what the hell are you looking for?"

Liu Zheng shouted angrily into the car horn.

"Since Your Excellency wishes to see me, I shall be disrespectful in declining your invitation."

As the voices were spoken, a man in a black robe with an iron mask walked into the circle.

"Long time no see, Liu Zheng."

He said in a tongue-twisting accent.

"It shouldn't be long for you, Garcia. After all, it's only been a few days."

Liu Zheng curled his lips.

"But for me, the days are like years. You may have almost forgotten me, but I miss you very much."

Garcia said with a smile.

"That's not necessary. I've rejected you. My preferences are normal. I only like beautiful women with curvy figure, fair skin and natural looks."

"How do you know I'm not a woman?"

Garcia said in a softer voice.

"Yue, we can fight or talk, but can you please not disgust me?"

Liu Zheng almost vomited.

"At our level, you still care about these things. It's too much."

Garcia's voice changed back to that of a man.

"No, I'm just an ordinary human delivery man, I can't reach your level. Besides, 'appearance' is a Buddhist term. You use the term used by pagans to describe it. Isn't that a bit blasphemous?"

He immediately retorted.

"These words are there, but they were found and used by Buddhists first. Others can use them as well. Just like after the first person ate crabs, everyone can eat crabs."

Garcia retorted.

"Oh."

Liu Zheng responded perfunctorily.

"You came here specifically to stop me, didn't you, just to discuss this with me?"

"Of course not. I came here to discuss with you the matter of you handing over the remains of our church members to the Ministry of Public Security."

Garcia shook his head.

"Wow, you are very well-informed."

"How could the information slip through the fingers of the city hall if it was not well-informed?"

Garcia said calmly.

"Why don't you just move further away? You've even leaked through the gaps between the toes of the City Hall. Why are you coming to me?"

He said speechlessly.

He didn't kill anyone, and it was just a pile of corpses. Could this group of cultists be so united and friendly?
"I have come to take back what my Lord has given you."

Garcia said.

"What the hell? Oh, that's what you're talking about."

Liu Zheng took out the round parchment from the system space.

"Name: The Token of the Yuanshen Sect"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect: Showing this item will prevent you from being attacked by members of the Circle God Sect. Lighting it with a candle will produce an unknown effect."

"Note: Everything comes in a circle, and everything is round."

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

He has never taken this thing out since he got it, so it's just right to return it to its original owner now.

Liu Zheng pushed open the hatch, threw the parchment out, and then quickly closed it.

Garcia stretched out his hand, and the parchment automatically flew into his palm.

"Thank you for your cooperation, this is the first thing."

"If you have anything else to say, let's talk now. I'm in a hurry to deliver food."

Liu Zheng urged.

"Don't worry, sir. There is only one thing left."

"what's up?"

"Please go and die, sir."

Garcia said calmly.

"Okay, you go die first, and then wait for me in hell. You don't have to wait too long, probably one or two million years will be enough."

He responded indifferently.

"One or two million years is too long. I can't wait, nor can those believers who sacrificed their lives, nor can my Lord."

Garcia said.

"Then let all the followers of your Yuanshen sect and your so-called master die, and you can live a good life together in hell. That's better than anything else."

Liu Zheng sneered.

"Your Excellency is really sharp-tongued. Unfortunately, this world is ultimately based on strength."

"Are you qualified to talk to me about strength? Colonel, pretend to be dead, this guy who pretends to be a ghost."

He commanded.

"Can't hit it."

The driver shook his head.

"Ah? Why?"

Liu Zheng was stunned.

"I can usually play around with the edge, but when I encounter an enemy that is too powerful, I have to prioritize protecting the restaurant's property."

The driver explained.

"Not really? His strength should be about the same as that of an ox or a horse."

he said in surprise.

"Look carefully at the mask on his face."

The driver reminded.

Upon hearing this, Liu Zheng looked at Garcia's face, only to see that the circle on the iron mask had turned into four semicircles.

"Shit, this guy got promoted faster than me."

He said unhappily.

So what is above the celebrant? The bishop?
"You have two choices now."

The driver suddenly said.

(End of this chapter)