It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?
Chapter 504: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Chapter 504: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
"Where are the bugs?"
In the darkness, a box rushed in front of Liu Zheng.
"Did not bring."
"You lied to me!"
Two pairs of scarlet eyes lit up and locked onto him with the eyes of a prey.
"Who lied to you? Did I tell you I had it with me?"
Liu Zheng retorted calmly.
"Human, quibble, die!"
The Box Weaver Spider didn't want to hear his explanation, her scarlet eyes lit up.
"Want to fight? Come on."
His four tentacles held the Sanda Mirror, laser pen, cosplay costume and rusty knife respectively, and were fully fired.
"I gave you face because you are a relative of the Spider Weaver. If you don't have the face, I will tear down your bird shop."
Liu Zheng shouted.
Now he has a lot of trump cards in his hand and a second life, and he feels that he is extremely strong.
Although they are all consumables, the enemy's lives are also consumables.
“Human, get out of here, or I’m calling the police.”
The Box Weaver Spider changed the subject.
For an intruder like Liu Zheng, it can certainly choose to have an extra meal.
But if the other party is the predator, it can also choose to call the police.
However, this is a privilege only available to law-abiding merchants who register with the Municipal Supervision Bureau and pay taxes to the Tax Bureau.
"Your uncle, if you can't beat him, you're just cheating, right?"
Liu Zheng raised his middle finger with his tentacle.
"But don't think you can scare me like this. I have connections in the Traffic Brigade and the Logistics Department of the Public Security Department. I recently gave them a big favor. When they come, it's not certain whether they will arrest you or me."
Then he said calmly.
The scarlet eyes narrowed slightly and wandered across his face, as if trying to confirm whether what he said was true.
"If you want to call the police, hurry up. I have a lot of things to do and I don't have time to waste with you."
Liu Zheng urged.
"Human, what do you want to do?"
The box weaver spider asked helplessly.
"I told you I'm here to take care of your business. Were the bugs delicious last time?"
"good to eat."
The Box Weaver Spider replied honestly.
This kind of insect, which is evolved from other species, has much more flavor substances than ordinary insects and is very nutritious.
"Do you still want it?"
"Didn't you bring it?"
"It's not like I don't have any. If I can get it the first time, I can get it the second time. Do you want to eat it alive? The fresh, big and juicy ones."
he said seductively.
"Think about it."
The Box Weaver Spider said repeatedly, his scarlet eyes swaying in the darkness.
"Give me the tools and I'll help you catch it."
Liu Zheng said.
"Why should I trust you?"
"Can you please turn on the light first? It's so dark, and I am uncomfortable if you are not uncomfortable."
Although he can see in the dark, he is still a race that yearns for light.
"No, I only illuminate friends and enemies."
The box weaver flatly refused.
These non-humans always have some strange persistence in some strange places, even beyond life.
"Okay, as long as you're happy."
Although we are not friends anymore, at least we are not enemies anymore.
"Can you see it?"
Liu Zheng took out the ball of thread given to him by the Spider Weaver Lady.
"It actually gave this to you?"
The Box Weaver was shocked.
"Not only that, it also helped me knit three balls of yarn. I remember that you spider weavers don't easily accept customization. If it didn't trust me very much, how could it agree to such a request?"
He said.
The box-weaving spider remained silent.
"How many stores do you Spider Weavers have in Metropolis?"
Liu Zheng changed the direction of breakthrough.
"Besides me, there are six others."
"So how do their tempers compare to yours?"
he asked.
"laugh!"
The box weaver sneered.
"That's it. You spider weavers have a monopoly on your abilities. What good can you do to me, someone who has the best temper and has successfully cooperated with me?"
"We humans are a profit-seeking race. We will not do anything that has no benefit."
Liu Zheng said earnestly.
"Humph, human."
The box weaver grunted, and then a faint sound of wind filled the air.
That was the sound of the spider's legs waving rapidly.
Liu Zheng waited patiently, and a few minutes later, something rolled to his feet.
He bent down to pick it up. Judging from the touch, it should be another ball of wool.
"Don't be so stingy. Give me a few more."
Liu Zheng said with a grin.
"Impossible! This one is already the limit. If the bugs you bring back don't satisfy me, I guarantee that you will be blacklisted by the Spider Weaver Clan forever, even the Spider Weaver Girl."
cried the Box Weaver.
"Is it that exaggerated? Is this thing really powerful?"
He said deliberately.
"Of course. As long as you can make the opponent lose his fighting ability and turn the spider silk into a cocoon, the opponent will completely lose the ability to move and think."
The Box Weaver said proudly.
"You're crazy! I can already make him lose his fighting ability. Do I need him to lose his ability to move and think?"
Liu Zheng was speechless.
"Not only that, when he is in the cocoon, his aura will be completely obscured, making it impossible for the outside world to detect it."
The Box Weaver Spider said.
"Oh, that's fine."
He said pretending to be nonchalant.
"Don't pay me back."
The box weaver spider said dissatisfiedly.
"You wish. I never give back anything that has reached my tentacles."
Liu Zheng put the ball of thread into the legendary takeout box, and put the spider weaver's ball of thread into his pocket.
This is done to avoid confusion. Otherwise, when the time comes to throw the tying twine ball, the search twine ball is thrown instead, which would be a bit embarrassing.
"Okay, second thing. I have two friends whose fur coats and hats are broken and need the same thread you used last time to repair them."
Liu Zheng said.
"for you."
Two glowing threads floated out from under the box.
"So straightforward? How much?"
he asked in surprise.
"Wait a minute, human, what's your name?"
"Liu Zheng."
he replied.
"it is good."
A few minutes later, the box weaver handed over another document written in highlighter.
"With the agreement of both parties, Liu Zheng will use the office building bugs to offset part of the payment for the two 'spiritual silks'. If Liu Zheng fails to provide a sufficient quantity and quality of office building bugs, the price of each 'spiritual silk' will be 500,000, and the payment must be made within one week from today. Otherwise, Liu Zheng will bear all legal responsibilities."
"Tsk, you are trying to sign an unequal treaty with me."
Liu Zheng twisted his mouth.
"You probably haven't seen true inequality, human."
The Box Weaver said in a sarcastic tone.
"In my opinion, I am clearly at a disadvantage in this contract."
"Then eat more if you can."
He fought back without hesitation.
"Forget it."
"You haven't even written this contract yet, how can I sign it?"
Liu Zheng said.
"What's not written?"
"It's to offset part of the payment for goods, but you didn't specify how much it is."
He spread out his tentacles.
“How much do you think I should write?”
"Since you asked, I'll give you a number. One million and two hundred thousand."
He opened his mouth loudly.
"Then go away. I don't want to do this business anymore." "I'm asking for a sky-high price. You should do something to pay me back. If you don't even have this much patience, how can you open a business?"
Liu Zheng said with contempt.
"We Spider Weavers are not merchants, we are craftsmen."
The Box Weaver Spider said.
"Okay, okay, okay. I know you can sing and dance. So tell me, how much is it?"
"Half a million."
"It's too little. Let's both take a step back and ask for 800,000, how about that?"
he probed.
"can."
The box weaver spider agreed without hesitation.
"Wow, is it so elastic?"
Liu Zheng was surprised.
"Except for a few old guys, I am the only one in the Spider Weaving Clan who can make 'Spiritual Thread'. The price is up to me."
"If you make me happy, I can give it to you for free."
"But if you make me unhappy, I would rather hide my identity and even hide in the Ten Thousand Mountains than let you get a single 'spiritual thread'."
The box-weaving spider said this in a loud voice.
"What I'm saying is, it's not necessary to make it seem like I'm some perverted stalker."
He said with empty eyes.
The Box Weaver Spider ignored him, took back the contract, modified it, and took it out again.
"With the agreement of both parties, Liu Zheng used the office building bugs to offset the 800,000 yuan payment for the two 'spiritual silks'."
"Is that okay now?"
the box weaver asked.
"Okay. Where's the pen?"
"No need for a pen. Just use your fingertips."
The Box Weaver Spider said.
"Where did I get my fingertips from?"
Liu Zheng muttered as he wrote his name on the paper with the tip of his tentacle.
The Box Weaver Spider also signed her name, then split the contract in two and gave him half of it.
"gone."
After getting the things, Liu Zheng didn't stay long. He said hello and turned to leave.
As soon as he came out of the Silk Cave, he threw out the ball of thread given by the Spider Lady.
The ball of thread rolled on the ground for a few times, and then the end of the thread suddenly stood up like a flagpole or a radar antenna.
After exploring for a while, the thread seemed to have found its target, and the ball of thread rolled rapidly towards the southeast.
"Colonel, catch up."
Liu Zheng jumped onto the tank and said.
"Let me chase a ball of string."
The driver seemed a little unhappy.
67676 "I'll take you to blow up the eleventh floor again later."
“It’s a novel experience.”
The driver stepped on the accelerator.
Tank chased the ball of thread for more than ten minutes and finally arrived at an alley.
The ball of string rolled into the alley and disappeared.
"Drive in."
Liu Zheng estimated the width of the alley and said.
"Can't get in."
The driver shook his head.
"why?"
he asked.
"There are some things only you can do, and some places only you can go. If you want to chase it, you have to get off the bus."
The driver did not give a direct answer.
"alright."
After despising the driver's riddle-like behavior in his heart, Liu Zheng got out of the tank.
After switching back to full-throttle mode, he cautiously stepped into the alley.
After a feeling of passing through a thin film, Liu Zheng came to the alley.
There were no sneak attacks, no enemies waiting in formation, only rows of familiar rooms.
"What is this? A low-end version of the black market?"
While he was thinking, the ball of thread under his feet continued to roll forward.
Liu Zheng quickly chased after it and followed it to a room.
He glanced at the door; there was no sign on it.
After thinking about it, he knocked on the door.
"Who?"
A cold and hoarse voice came from the room.
"Hello, I was introduced by someone else."
Liu Zheng said with a pinched throat.
"Who?"
"I don't know him either. I just paid for the information, and he told me that you have what I want."
He spoke the lines he had prepared in advance.
"Come in."
After a moment of silence, someone in the room spoke.
"Ok."
Liu Zheng pushed open the door, and the next second, a black forelimb stabbed into his chest at lightning speed.
"grass!"
He dodged narrowly, but was still pierced by a tentacle of the black forelimb.
After a moment of pain, the numbing and itchy feeling quickly spread.
"Fuck fuck!"
Liu Zheng raised the butcher knife without hesitation and chopped off the tentacle at the root.
Before he could raise his knife again, a giant spider with a human head broke through the door and pounced on him.
Two front limbs emitting metallic luster stabbed down like spears, and the human head opened its mouth and spit out a spider web, covering his head.
"Fuck fuck fuck!"
Liu Zheng was shocked and angry.
He always made sneak attacks on others, but he didn't expect that he would be ambushed by others this time.
Go against Tiangang!
Under the catalysis of the rusty knife, the long-unseen irritability broke out.
The muscle fibers expanded rapidly, and the purple-black crustacean skin cracked open, revealing the pink flesh underneath. The tentacles that had just been cut off also took advantage of the opportunity to grow rapidly.
The red blood flowed down the tentacles onto the rusty knife, making the dark red rust even brighter.
Liu Zheng waved the rusty knife and the butcher knife to block the two front limbs.
At the same time, he kicked his feet and retreated violently, avoiding the spider web again.
The human-headed spider didn't say anything, but chased after him and stabbed down with its two front limbs.
This time, Liu Zheng aimed his sword at the enemy and slashed at him, causing sparks to fly.
"Oh my goodness, it's so hard."
He clicked his tongue.
This was the first time he had come into contact with such hard flesh since he had obtained the legendary vest.
"There's something wrong with your attack."
The human-headed spider looked down at him and finally spoke.
"Yes, this is a real weapon."
It said with some pride.
"Ok?"
Liu Zheng took a closer look and noticed that there were traces of splicing at the parts where its two front limbs were connected to its torso.
Moreover, as a spider leg, the shape is a little too round.
"Wow, it's really a spear. Isn't that too unethical?"
The rage in his heart grew stronger, his skin cracked like land that had been dry for a long time, and blood flowed freely.
The rust on the rusty knife gradually faded away under the cleansing of the blood, revealing the base color underneath.
"Not enough, not enough, still not enough!"
Liu Zheng roared loudly and simply straightened his chest to face the spider leg spear.
Blood spurted out as his chest was pierced without any delay, and the poison spread instantly.
He raised the knife again without hesitation and cut off the flesh and bones near the wound.
"Alpaca, that hurts!"
Liu Zheng cursed loudly, the anger in his heart almost turning into substance.
"Conditions met, 'Anger' is unlocked as 'Seven Deadly Sins: Anger'."
The system prompt sounded suddenly.
"Finally enough!"
He looked at the rusty knife in his hand. At this moment, the rust on the blade had completely faded away, and the cyan-gold dragon scales reflected a dazzling luster.
The originally rotten handle has been restored to its original appearance, and the dragon head swallowing mouth looks very domineering.
Before he could read the item description clearly, the Dragon Scale Knife underwent new changes.
Its blade continued to lengthen and narrow until it was about eighty centimeters long, changing from a bone-cutting knife to a shape closer to a horizontal sword.
"So fucking handsome! Hahahaha!"
Liu Zheng laughed wildly, ignoring the pain in his body and the enemy in front of him.
(End of this chapter)
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