It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 479 Which restaurant would use shit as seasoning?

"Very good, that's settled."

Liu Zheng nodded.

"Yeah. That's right."

Wang Manni on the other end of the phone suddenly fell silent, and then the sound of footsteps was heard.

"I have checked everything, there should be no problem."

After a moment, she whispered.

"Well, good job."

he praised.

In fact, it doesn’t matter if there is a problem. He now has a bunch of escape props and two lives. A mere bomb can’t kill him.

However, Wang Manni’s intentions must still be affirmed.

"This is what I should do. Mr. Delivery Man, see you tomorrow."

Wang Manni said happily.

"See you tomorrow."

Liu Zheng hung up the phone.

"The market for that white-collar worker is going up."

Niuma came behind him at some point and spoke thoughtfully.

"Why, are you going to adjust her odds?"

Liu Zheng asked casually.

"What does it have to do with you? You're just a gambling tool. Don't ask about the dealer's business."

Niuma rolled his eyes at him, went back to his haystack, then took out his cell phone and started tapping on the buttons, not knowing what he was saying.

Liu Zheng was too lazy to pay attention to it and went back to his small stool to read the newspaper.

Speaking of which, the metropolitan newspaper is quite conscientious. Not only is the paper good and the page size large, but the content is also quite substantial.

Unfortunately, a lot of the content above looked like a bunch of garbled characters to him, and he didn’t know whether it was a problem with the Metropolitan or the system.

However, the gossip and short stories in the corners are worth reading. The content may not be interesting to the local natives, but it is just right for players like him.

"Why aren't there any new ones, sir?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Nonsense, it's not me who decided it, it's good to have some."

Niuma replied.

"Oh, that's boring. I still want to know what happened to the Yuanshen Sect."

He sighed.

"Want to know? Don't you have their tokens? Why don't you go find them when you go out to deliver the food later?"

Niuma instigated.

"Boss, if you want me dead just say so. There's no need to go through the City Hall."

Liu Zheng rolled his eyes.

Don’t be fooled by the fact that he seems to be running rampant in the metropolis, that’s all because of a bug in the food delivery rules.

If he really dared to participate in such a major action that was reported in the newspapers, the city hall would definitely not mind settling the account with him.

Of course, if the Yuanshen sect members ordered takeout, that would be another matter.

"Well, shouldn't it be?"

Liu Zheng fell into deep thought.

His relationship with the Yuanshen Sect was definitely not good, and Niu Ma had a grudge against them. If the other party dared to take the initiative to order takeout and ask for help, it would mean two problems.

First, the Yuanshen sect is indeed at the end of its road.

Second, they can make an offer that neither he nor the cows or horses can refuse.

Just as I was thinking about it, a ghost hand pushed open the movable wooden board and crawled in.

"What the hell?"

Liu Zheng stood up in shock.

Whatever you think will come true?

"What's wrong with you?"

His reaction was so exaggerated that the cows and horses stopped playing with their phones and looked at him in confusion.

The ghost hand was also frightened by him and stood there at a loss.

"it's okay no problem."

Liu Zheng said to the cow and horse, and hooked the tentacle towards the ghost hand.

The ghost hand came up to him hesitantly and put down the takeout order.

Liu Zheng looked at its hand and an idea came to his mind. Instead of picking up the takeaway order, he spoke to the cow and horse.

"Boss, I'm going to attend an auction and need some extraordinary items as exchange. Tell me, do you know anyone who is willing to lend me extraordinary items?"

"You kid, you want me to play a double act with you, right?"

The cows and horses were stunned for a moment, then immediately understood what he meant.

"It can't be helped. The restaurant has so many rules."

Liu Zheng shrugged.

"What if you don't pay it back?"

Niuma glanced at him and chose to cooperate.

"You can run away, but you can't. You said I stayed in the lounge every day, and you came to see me every day. How could I deny it? Unless I'm tired of living."

Liu Zheng replied.

"That's hard to say. You know so many big guys out there. If you're determined not to come back, no one can do anything to you."

Niuma said this half-truthfully.

"Those things outside are just for show. The restaurant is my foundation. Look, these two treasures of mine can only be used in the restaurant. If I run away for a few extraordinary items, wouldn't that be a loss of the greater for the less?"

He defended himself.

"Well, what you said seems to make sense."

Niu Ma nodded, and then they both looked at the ghost hand.

The ghost hand was confused at first, then slowly reacted and swept its "eyes" over the two of them.

Even though it didn't even have eyes, Liu Zheng and the cows and horses still felt a hint of contempt from its "gaze".

Of course, with their thick skins, they accepted it calmly and even felt a little proud of it.

The ghost hand hesitated for a long time before finally opening its mouth and spitting out a beer bottle.

Liu Zheng picked up the beer bottle and the item introduction popped up immediately.

"Name: Indestructible beer bottle"

"Type: Miscellaneous"

"Quality: Perfect"

"Effect: Generally indestructible"

“Note: Who the hell replaced my prop bottle with this!”

“Can I take the copy out: No”

"Good guy!"

He just calls good guy.

As expected of an existence that even cows and horses cannot be sure of, everything he produces is of perfect quality.

Although it is just a piece of junk, even if it is a pile of shit, as long as it is of perfect quality, it is the best among shits.

And the beer bottle effect, while seemingly useless, is very special and extreme.

For collectors, the value of objects often depends not on their practical value, but on their rarity and symbolic significance.

It's not completely useless. For example, it can be used to deal with attacks that are powerful but small in range.

Liu Zheng thought about it, took out the remaining wine and placed it in front of the ghost hand.

Although all these bottles of wine combined are not as big as a beer bottle, the size does mean something.

This time, the ghost hand did not show off directly, but swallowed it all into its stomach. Then it "looked" at the beer bottle reluctantly and crawled away.

"Bring it to you."

Niuma rushed to Liu Zheng at lightning speed and snatched the beer bottle.

Liu Zheng was a little surprised, but not panicked.

If cattle and horses wanted to steal his things, they would have done so long ago. There was no need to wait until now.

A perfectly good beer bottle is still a beer bottle, and to people with special needs or other than collectors, its value may not be as good as a bottle of fine wine.

The cow and horse threw the beer bottle to the ground and then stomped it down.

"boom!"

The loud noise echoed in the lounge, and the strong wind made Liu Zheng squint slightly.

"grass!"

The cow and horse cursed angrily and raised their hooves.

The concrete floor was trampled into cracks, revealing the obsidian foundation underneath.

Half of the beer bottle was embedded in the ground, but the bottle body was intact.

"Who the hell researched this? Too much money to spend, right?"

The cows and horses rubbed their hooves and cursed.

Fortunately, it finally reduced its strength, otherwise it would have broken its own bones.

"There are so many uses for a piece of used toilet paper. Maybe it can be used to hold a bottle of wine of a very high grade. You are a big shot, but it is a bit childish for such a big beast to pick a fight with a beer bottle."

Liu Zheng laughed.

"What do you care? Take it away now. It's killing me."

The cow and horse cursed.

"There are such things. The person who made it must be a genius."

Niu Ma played with the beer bottles and exclaimed in amazement.

He resisted the urge to laugh wildly, put the beer bottle into the system space, and then picked up the takeout order.

“Dish: A serving of exquisite abalone”

"Address: Room 17, Building 501, Crazy City, Green Osmanthus Garden"

"Ordered by: Tentacle Monster" "Time limit: one hour"

"Whoo~"

Liu Zheng breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, the person who ordered the meal was not Garcia or a priest of the Circle God sect.

But why is it Green Osmanthus Garden Crazy City again? Are the owners of this community too unlucky, or are they favored by the Bloody Restaurant?

"Where to send it?"

Niuma asked.

"Green Osmanthus Garden Crazy City."

he replied.

"Oh, then you can send it yourself."

The cattle and horses limped back to their haystacks.

"it is good."

Liu Zheng hadn't counted on it.

After collecting the list and leaving the lounge, he opened the lunch box, which contained a live abalone without its shell.

The abalone is very large, even larger than his hoof, and the hem is particularly thick, constantly closing and opening.

"Name: Exquisite Abalone"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect 1: Restores a moderate amount of physical strength."

"Effect 2: After absorbing enough body fluids, your physical strength will be restored to a large amount, and the taste will become very delicious."

"Note: Be self-sufficient, the effect will be better."

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

"God damn, self-sufficient works better. So 'exquisite' is a verb, right?"

Liu Zheng's mouth twitched.

Even though he had delivered takeout many times, he couldn't help but feel amazed at the outrageousness of the food this time.

"And what exactly is the principle behind the second effect? ​​This doesn't conform to the law of conservation of energy."

He closed the lunch box speechlessly and put it into the legendary takeout box.

The green light comes on, indicating that the food has been tested correctly.

"Oh, by the way, I haven't seen the effect of the last meal yet."

Liu Zheng took out the lava strawberry cake again.

"Name: Lava Strawberry Cake"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect 1: Restores a moderate amount of physical strength."

"Effect 2: Gain the 'burning' state and the 'warming' state at the same time, which lasts for one hour."

“Note: Do not freeze this product in the refrigerator, otherwise the consequences will be at your own risk.”

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

"Burn: The player receives continuous fire damage, and his physical attributes decrease by 5 points."

"Warming up against the cold: Reduces the damage and negative effects of cold on players."

"Who would put a lava cake in the freezer? Wouldn't that just be white spots?"

He couldn't help but complain.

Well, but after reading the notes, he really had the urge to find a refrigerator to try it out. What's going on?

After thinking about it, Liu Zheng decided not to eat this meal for the time being. He would see if he could give it away later. If not, he would take it out of the copy.

After putting the lava cake into the system space, he walked into the takeaway channel.

"Oh, by the way, I forgot to ask about changing the name for my second child."

After leaving the restaurant, he suddenly remembered.

"Oh, there are really too many things."

Liu Zheng sighed and took out his cell phone to call Nightingale.

Even with his enhanced memory, he couldn't cover everything.

If he stays there longer, I'm afraid he'll have to use the brains of those cyber monks to stop losing things.

The reminder sounded for more than ten seconds, but the call was no longer connected.

"Ok?"

Liu Zheng's heart was filled with alarm, and he hung up without hesitation and called the haenyeo again.

The result was the same, no one answered.

"Is there going to be any trouble again?"

He frowned deeply.

After thinking about it and realizing it was working hours, he called the vampire girl again.

If the vampire girl doesn't answer, then something must have happened.

Fortunately, the call was connected this time.

"Do you miss me? Liu Zheng."

The vampire girl said sweetly.

"Not very much."

Liu Zheng said frankly.

"That's because I kind of miss him. Hehe, Liu Zheng is so nice."

The vampire girl said happily.

"Well do you like strawberry cake?"

he asked.

"Yes, I like strawberry cake the most."

"Then I'll bring you a strawberry cake next time."

Liu Zheng said.

"Really? That's great. I like Liu Zheng the most~"

The vampire girl said in surprise.

"Hmm. Are Nightingale and Ama-chan here?"

he asked.

"Yes, Nightingale is teaching board games, and Ama is teaching script-killing games."

The vampire girl replied.

"No wonder you didn't answer the phone."

Liu Zheng breathed a sigh of relief.

"When Nightingale is done, ask her to call me back."

he warned.

"Uh-huh."

The vampire girl nodded her little head.

After hanging up the phone, Liu Zheng felt unhappy.

Although he did nothing wrong, he always felt a double sense of guilt for being both a scumbag and a liar.

"Well, let's find some time to go to Du Kang Winery at No. 18 Yunmeng Road."

Shaking his head, Liu Zheng rushed to the clinic.

After saying hello to the Sphinx, he walked into the clinic.

"You came really quickly."

Doctor Nile said.

"I can't help it. We have a lot of orders recently. Have the people from the Extreme Flavor Group left?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"I'm leaving, but I'll come back later."

"What's wrong? It's not healed?"

he wondered.

"How is that possible? Even though we are familiar with each other, I will be really angry if you dare to belittle my medical skills."

Doctor Nile said dissatisfiedly.

"Sorry sorry. Why is that?"

"Oh, I think the seasonings from the Extreme Flavor Group are quite interesting, so let them go back and eat more and come back when they feel like having a bowel movement."

Doctor Nile said.

"Huh? You're not going to use their shit as medicine?"

Liu Zheng was shocked.

"Yeah, what's the problem?"

Dr. Nile responded.

"There's no problem, but are you sure their shit can be effective?"

"Since it's a supernatural creature, its shit must have some medicinal effect. Even if it doesn't, it's not bad to use it as a seasoning."

Dr. Nile said nonchalantly.

"Which restaurant would use shit as seasoning? If a customer finds out, they'll be beaten to shit, right?"

Finally he couldn't bear it anymore.

"Your restaurant."

Dr. Nile said expressionlessly.

"When the Bloody Restaurant used us as ingredients, the large intestine sashimi of the descendants of La was a top-notch dish. The more fillings, the more expensive it was."

".Okay, just pretend I didn't say anything."

(End of this chapter)