It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 477: French Plane: Human, don’t come over here!

"Garlic!"

The invisible isolation disappeared, and the people from the Jiwei Group rushed in immediately.

Then they saw a head of garlic.

"There's really only a garlic head left."

Liu Zheng was speechless when he saw this scene.

"Is he dead or alive?"

he asked.

"Half dead."

As Guokou Tangzi spoke, he cracked open the head of the garlic with a spoon.

Only one of the three garlic cloves was left.

"It's over. Now he has become a complete fool."

Pepperhead sighed.

"Being a fool is better than being dead. Do you have any cure for him? If not, take him to Dr. Nile and try."

Liu Zheng suggested.

"That's all we have to do."

Chili Head nodded.

They have a way to change Garlic Head back to his original form, but they have no way to change Brainless. Otherwise, Garlic Head wouldn't have to be a fool for so many years.

After saying hello to Sumireko and the others, Liu Zheng led the Jiwei team straight to the "Imhotem" clinic.

With so many people rushing over in a hurry, the momentum is naturally astonishing.

The sphinx noticed the movement from afar, stood up vigilantly, and then lay down again after seeing that the leader was Liu Zheng.

"I have something urgent to do. I'll come out and play with you later, Sphinx."

Liu Zheng said apologetically.

"Who asked you?"

The sphinx rolled its eyes and swept him into the clinic with its tail.

"Tsk tsk tsk, you are indeed a human being, your body is so flexible. A mummy like me can't pose like this."

Doctor Nile said as he looked at Liu Zheng lying twisted on the ground.

"Instead of laughing at me, why don't you help me up first?"

Liu Zheng was speechless.

"No, no, I've heard of a scam called "touching a porcelain" before, which was invented by you humans. What if you do that to me?"

Doctor Nile shook his head.

"Doctor, you have learned bad things."

He rolled his eyes at Dr. Nile and got up.

"I am a very humorous person, but you are not good at discovering it, young man."

"Yeah indeed."

To some extent, it is humorous to keep the adulterer's mourning garment separately and make the silver woman's head into a lid.

"What are you doing here again? And you brought so many people with you."

Doctor Nile saw the members of the Jiwei Group who came in later.

"Garlic's brain is missing a few pieces. Can you see if you can cure it?"

Liu Zheng gestured to the soup pot and cracked the garlic head open.

"Wow, this is the first time I've seen a brain in this form. It's really interesting."

Doctor Nile was amazed.

"You can watch it later if you want. Please see if it can be cured first."

He made the decision for Garlic Head.

Guokou Tangzi glanced at him and said nothing.

"It can be cured, and I can also restore all his brains."

Dr. Nile said confidently.

"If you're so awesome, why didn't you cure Sesha's brain?"

Liu Zheng said suspiciously.

"Sesha is dead, and Garlic is alive. The diseases of the living are much easier to cure than those of the dead. Otherwise, why would we treat ourselves as living people? We are all heading for death."

Doctor Nile said.

"What you said makes a lot of sense. I'm speechless."

"How to cure it?"

he asked.

"It's easy. Just use scarab beetle shit."

Doctor Nile said.

"Dragon shit?"

"No, dragon dung is too potent and overbearing. It will only damage the remaining brain of his."

Doctor Nile shook his head.

"What do I need? Tell me where I can buy it."

"You don't have to buy it, and you know the place."

Doctor Nile kept it a secret.

"Doctor, I'm not in a hurry. But if you keep teasing me, it will be a bad ending if they urinate and defecate everywhere."

"I tell you, they are all filled with anger, and their urine smells bad and is yellow."

Liu Zheng winked at the seasoning trio, who understood and were about to take off their pants.

"No, no, no, I'm telling you, that's enough. Really, young people nowadays have no patience at all."

Dr. Nile complained.

Don’t be fooled by his wild treatment methods, which are either feces or smegma. In fact, he has a considerable degree of mysophobia.

Of course, only to others.

"Say it quickly."

"Rose Street."

Doctor Nile said.

"Rose Street? You don't mean the shit in the sewer?"

Liu Zheng showed a look of disgust.

Of course, there is also a hint of schadenfreude.

"Then I'll just say sewer. I mean the tree."

Dr. Nile rolled his eyes.

"Dai Lego? Where does a tree get shit from?"

he wondered.

"It's a tree that drinks wine and eats meat. It's a plant that also has intelligence. Its shit is definitely effective in restoring vitality and improving intelligence."

Doctor Nile said.

".Although I know what you said makes sense, I still feel like something is wrong."

Liu Zhengxu said with his eyes fixed.

"Don't feel it anymore. If you keep feeling it, his brain will shrink and there will be no cure."

Dr. Nile said, pointing at the garlic head.

"Okay, let's give it a try. You guys just wait here, I'll go get Dalego for shit."

He shrugged.

"No, stay here, Garlic, we'll go with you."

The soup in the pot shook his head.

"That's not necessary. Dalego and I have been friends for a long time, so it shouldn't be a problem for him to ask for some shit. And if he doesn't want to, having four of you won't make any difference."

Liu Zheng said relatively tactfully.

From Dai Lego's several attacks, we can see that its attack range is wide and its lethality is strong. If a fight really breaks out, it is possible that the Jiwei group will be wiped out in one go.

"Ahem, Boss Liu Zheng, we're not worried about the tree, we're worried about you."

Chili Head coughed and said.

"Why are you worried about me? Are you afraid that I'll run away?"

He looked at Chili Head as if he was an idiot.

If he wanted to run away, why bother bringing people to the clinic? He could have just walked away at the Yakuza Sento.

"Of course not. I am mainly worried that you will be attacked. After all, you have offended too many people."

Chili Head scratched his head.

"Well, alright, follow if you want."

Liu Zheng found himself unable to refute.

The group of people came and left in a hurry, raising a cloud of dust and earning a big eye roll from the Sphinx.

As soon as I arrived at Rose Street, I heard the loud voices of the plane trees.

"No, no, your toes are not even straight, you're twisting and turning like a maggot."

"Where are your hands? I told you to hold your hands in a circle, not to hold a watermelon!"

"Look at your fingers. They don't look like a swan. They look more like a dinosaur!"

The plane tree became more and more angry as it spoke, and the branches and leaves of the treetops began to shake, casting shadows. The ginseng doll in a green ballet costume trembled in the shadows, and was so scared that tears and snot flowed out.

"Respected Sir Delego, what are you angry about?"

Liu Zheng walked over, bowed slightly, and then asked with a smile.

"It's all her fault!"

The plane tree glared at the ginseng doll fiercely, then raised the book in his hand.

"I finally got a copy of 'Court Ballet Teaching', but this idiot can't teach me no matter how hard he tries. It really pissed me off. If I had two legs, I would have taught myself."

It said angrily.

"Why did you ask her to learn court ballet? Is there any ball?"

Liu Zheng asked curiously.

"No."

"Then why learn it?"

He wondered.

"As a noble French noble, my maid must know how to perform court ballet. Humph, a country bumpkin like you wouldn't understand."

The plane tree looked at him with contempt.

"I really don't understand, but I know that if you continue to scare her, you will soon be without a maid."

Liu Zheng pointed at the ginseng doll and said.

The poor little guy was so scared that he rolled his eyes.

"Hmph, useless thing, all you know is to throw it at me."

The roots of the plane tree stretched out and dragged the ginseng doll into the black soil.

"What are you doing here again? Are you here to laugh at me? You disgusting human."

It said to Liu Zheng impatiently.

"How can a gentleman like you, whose every word and action is a model of elegance and nobility, be a joke?"

Liu Zheng said seriously.

"Hmm? Yes. Of course I know. Do you need to tell me that, you talkative human? Hum!"

A smug smile appeared on the face of the plane tree.

"But you still have some sense. Tell me, what do you want to change?"

It asked proactively.

"I want some of your shit."

He said straight to the point.

"Uh-huh?!"

The plane tree was confused at first, and then showed a look of horror.

"I, I, I, I'm warning you, human. You, you, you, don't think that you can do whatever you want to me just because you saved me. I won't let you do those weird things with my shit."

It was so frightened that its facial features were dislocated.

"I don't know what the weird thing you're talking about is, but it has nothing to do with me. I just want to use your shit to make medicine."

Liu Zhengxu said with his eyes wide open, and then told it about the garlic head.

"Phew, you scared me. Why didn't you tell me this from the beginning? You are such a stupid human."

The plane tree breathed a sigh of relief and rolled his eyes at him again.

"Yes, yes, it's all my fault. Then can you give me the shit, wise Lord De Lego?"

Liu Zheng said this in silence.

"Humph, if it weren't for the fact that that guy had protected me, I wouldn't have given it to you."

"Margaret, take some of my shit out."

The plane tree ordered.

"Yes"

A tiny voice came from the black soil.

Soon, the ginseng doll came out holding a few green things.

Judging from the shape and color, these things are very similar to the "Crystal of Nature's Resentment" that the French Plane Tree gave him last time, but the texture is not so gem-like, and there are no black flocs inside.

"You must not use this shit on other plants in Metropolis, or I will turn against you."

The plane tree warned.

“Garlic shouldn’t be considered a plant, right?”

Liu Zheng asked.

"No, only those count."

The plane tree pointed to other street trees, green belts and flower beds.

"Don't worry, I guarantee it won't happen. How much are these?"

he asked.

"You give me three bottles of wine."

The French plane tree thought for a moment and said.

The shit itself has no value, but it contains its scent and some of its essence.

It doesn’t matter if others eat it, but if those plants eat it, they may also awaken their intelligence, and then it will have an extra competitor.

But that was a matter for the future after all, and it still trusted Liu Zheng, so it didn't ask for an exorbitant price.

"Row."

Liu Zheng took three bottles of wine from the system space and placed them on the ground.

The plane tree dragged the wine bottle into the black soil, and then signaled the ginseng doll to give him the shit.

Liu Zheng took the shit and the item introduction popped up.

"Name: Mutated French plane tree shit (one-time)"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect: Players with plant bloodlines have a higher chance of improving attributes after using it, a lower chance of gaining the skills of a mutated French plane tree, and a very small chance of gaining the bloodline of a mutated French plane tree."

"Note: A pile of shit from a big man becomes a mountain of treasure for a small man."

“Can I take the copy out: No”

“You can’t take out the copy.”

He curled his lips.

An item with so many positive effects and no negative effects, even if the probability is not high and it is limited to players with plant bloodline, is still a very good item.

Moreover, as a half-immortal, Dai Lego was able to become the street bully of Rose Street in just eighteen years. Even cows and horses were no match for him. One can imagine how powerful his bloodline is.

However, this item cannot be taken out of the dungeon probably because of its bloodline.

"Daji, take the shit back to the doctor."

Liu Zheng handed the dung of the plane tree to Niu Daji.

"Okay, boss."

"Chili head, you come with me."

Guokou Tangzi also gave instructions.

"Yes, eldest sister."

Niu Daji and Lajiaotou took the order and left.

"I'm going abroad again soon, is there anything suitable?"

Liu Zheng asked the plane tree.

"Why are you always staring at my collection? Can't you get it somewhere else?"

The plane tree said dissatisfiedly.

"The things you buy elsewhere are of varying quality. How can they compare to the quality, completeness, and authenticity of yours?"

He flatters.

"That's right. I'm not like those profiteers who do this for profit. I do this to realize my artistic pursuit."

The plane tree said complacently.

"That's that."

Although Liu Zheng didn't know what the pile of strange collections had to do with art.

"No, don't try to trick me, you cunning human."

The plane trees suddenly woke up.

"I've only known you for a short time, and you've already cheated me of half of my best collections. If this continues, I'll have no choice but to peel off my own bark as collections. Don't even think about exchanging anything from me. Even if you do, you can only exchange it for something less valuable."

It said angrily.

"Don't be so absolute. You don't just go out and never come in. Look at the fine wines I gave you. As long as you can't help but drink them, aren't they also great collections?"

Liu Zheng said with a smile.

"Idiot human, if I don't drink then why would I change them?"

The plane tree rolled its eyes.

"Then at least you still have the skeleton of the legendary delivery man. A collection of this level is unique in the Metropolitan Museum of Art, right?"

"Well, you underestimate the collectors at the Met."

The plane tree snorted contemptuously.

“Even if it’s a god-level collection, it’s not unique in the Metropolis.”

"And I have a feeling that sooner or later, Li's bones will return to your hands."

(End of this chapter)