It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 469: A child driving a big car, you are worthy of being human
"Just brag if you want to. Don't think you can do whatever you want just because you're a delivery man from a bloody restaurant."

"Our factory has thousands of employees and is a major taxpayer. Our boss is a candidate for the city council, a big shot that the city hall has to treat politely. How dare you bomb his factory?"

The mandrill said disdainfully.

"It seems that you know a little about our restaurant, but only a little."

"I've bombed pet stores, streets, office buildings, nightclubs, all kinds of shit."

"And not only am I full of life, they will also welcome me with a smile the next time they visit me."

"Do you know why?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"why?"

"Because I have many friends, I have strong means, and I am generous."

"If you accept my fruit and my takeaway, you will be my high-quality customer."

"I'll go to Busy Hours and deposit a thousand dollars. When you get there, just tell me my name and eat directly."

He said generously.

"Then you might as well just give me the money."

muttered the mandrill.

"That's okay too."

Liu Zheng directly took out a thousand yuan.

"But think about it. If you take my money and don't accept the takeaway, your home will be blown up."

He said in a grim tone.

"I"

The mandrill stuck out its scarlet tongue and licked its nose.

"Two thousand. I'll sign for two thousand."

It thought for a long time and spoke with difficulty.

"it is good."

Liu Zheng directly took out two thousand yuan and gave it to it.

“Is this how all your bloody restaurants deliver food?”

The mandrill said with a strange look on his face.

If everyone delivers food like this, then the Bloody Restaurant might as well change its name to the Money Delivery Restaurant.

"How is that possible? I'm the only one who would do that."

Liu Zheng replied.

"Do you humans always do things in such a personalized way?"

The mandrill originally wanted to say that he was sick, but considering that the other party was also a financial sponsor, he spoke more tactfully.

"Don't ask questions that you shouldn't ask. It's bad luck to be delivered by a bloody restaurant. It's lucky to meet a reasonable deliveryman like me. You have to know how to be content. Do you understand?"

He glanced at the other person and said.

"I see. Oh, give me the takeout."

The mandrill sighed and said resignedly.

"Don't worry. You dare to accept money for takeout, so you should be pretty strong, right?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Of course. When I was still hanging around on the streets, I was unbeatable. If my hat hadn't been broken, I wouldn't have gone to work in the factory."

The mandrill said proudly.

"Your hat?"

He looked at the mandrill's hat, and it indeed had many signs of damage, and it couldn't even cover the hair.

"Did your hat break?"

he asked curiously.

"Don't mention it. I was tricked by my own people. But that guy didn't have an easy time either. I threw him into a blender and turned him into dumpling stuffing."

The mandrill said viciously.

"Is there any special use for your hat?"

"Why do you ask?"

The mandrill asked warily.

"Nothing, just curious. But if you tell me, I might be able to fix it for you. I've fixed things for a lot of people."

Liu Zheng said.

"For us mandrills, the hat is a source of power. For other species, the hat only serves to make them invisible."

The mandrill hesitated, but told him anyway.

“Can anyone use it?”

He became interested.

Invisibility is a great ability, and it's one of the two great "action movie" skills, along with time stop.

"Of course not. We need the approval of our Mandrill clan."

The mandrill shook his head.

"Do you have any hats? Can you sell me one?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"A mandrill has only one hat, and when it dies, the hat is gone. Only through a secret method can the hat be preserved. But I don't know this secret method, so I don't have a hat to sell to you."

The mandrill said he could do nothing to help.

"Okay then. How can your hat be repaired?"

"If I can be given a lot of 'meat' or my strength can be greatly improved, I should be able to repair it."

The mandrill replied.

"Then you'd better stay bad."

He rolled his eyes.

It was a nice thought, and he was still thinking about it.

"Or, the Spider Weavers should be able to repair my hat."

The mandrill thought for a moment and said again.

“There is still some hope for this.”

It just so happens that Red Ghost's coat also needs to be mended by Spider Lady, so we can do it together when the time comes.

"Give me the hat and I'll go back and ask. If it can be repaired, I'll send it back to you after it's done."

Liu Zheng said.

"You're not trying to cheat me of my hat, are you?"

The mandrill didn't really trust him.

"Are you stupid? Didn't you just tell me that I need your permission to use it? Why would I need a useless hat?"

He gave the mandrill a cold look.

"Who knows if you're planning to cheat and then ask for permission from another mandrill later."

The mandrill curled his lips.

"That's fine, then just keep wearing your lousy hat. Anyway, you're already working in the factory screwing screws, so what's the point of having such strong strength?"

Liu Zhengcai was not going to tolerate its bad habits, so he stuffed the takeaway into its hands.

"Oh, I'm just saying. Look at you, why are you so impatient?"

The mandrill quickly stepped back, smiling ingratiatingly.

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up, if you want me to fix it, then give it to me. If you don't want me to fix it, then sign for the takeaway and I'm leaving."

he said angrily.

"Give it to me, give it to me, isn't it okay?"

The mandrill took off the hat on his head and handed it to Liu Zheng.

Liu Zheng took the weft hat, but no item introduction popped up.

"Okay, now let's talk about the compensation."

He said.

"Ah, you didn't ask for a reward just now."

The mandrill was surprised.

"Nonsense, you think I'm doing a good deed without any reward?"

"I don't have any money, and I don't even have a life, so don't even think about taking advantage of my wife."

The mandrill started to act like a rogue.

"I haven't even seen your wife, what's the point of trying to do that? I'm not interested in your money or life."

Liu Zheng said.

"What reward do you want?"

"I want to ask you something. Did you know there is a cram school in this neighborhood?"

he asked.

"I know, what's wrong?"

"Do you know anyone in there?"

"I don't know him. But one of my co-workers' children is taking tutoring classes there, and his sister-in-law seems to be a teacher there."

The mandrill thought for a moment and said.

"Then please help me find out if there is a cow horse in the training class, and find out how it works, and if anyone dislikes it or something."

Liu Zheng said.

"Why are you asking this?"

“I’m interested in it.”

He said.

"what"

The mandrill opened its mouth wide, revealing two pairs of fangs.

"Brother, you are awesome. A kid driving a big car, you are worthy of being a human being."

It gave Liu Zheng a thumbs up.

"hehe."

He smiled but said nothing.

"If I find out, how can I contact you?"

asked the mandrill.

"This is my phone number, please write it down."

Liu Zheng gave out his number.

"Okay, this is my phone number, brother, write it down too."

The mandrill also gave his number.

"Okay, I'm leaving now. Enjoy your meal."

He stuffed the lunch box into the mandrill's hand and turned away.

"Walk slowly."

"Bang!" Hearing the sound of the door closing behind him, Liu Zheng put away the express delivery slip and walked into the elevator.

After leaving the community, he got back into the pickup truck, started the car, and quickly returned to the restaurant entrance.

"I have identified the drug in the jar and found a way to make it. But the formula may not be exactly the same as in the jar."

Entering the takeaway channel, Liu Zheng placed his tentacles on the wall and said.

The walls bulged outward as if in response to his words.

"Besides, I've been busy lately. If you're in a hurry, just beat it twice. If you're not in a hurry, just beat it once."

He suddenly had an idea.

The wall bulged again, then shrank back.

"it is good."

Liu Zheng nodded and walked deeper into the takeaway aisle.

"I am back."

Returning to the lounge door, he called out, but no one responded.

I opened the door and went in, and there was no one there.

"Is the meeting not over yet?"

Liu Zheng scratched his head.

Judging from Si Xue's speaking style, she doesn't seem like the type of person who would drag things out, so it seems this matter is not trivial.

But if the sky falls, there will be someone taller to hold it up, and it is not his turn as a newcomer to worry about it.

Since Niuma was not there, he simply called the Spider Weaver Lady.

"Squeak."

The Spider Lady hung up the phone and quickly crawled out from the shadows on the ceiling.

"boom!"

"Pia-chi!"

It hit the cabinet head-on and fell to the floor.

"Squeak!"

The spider weaver screamed in pain.

"I say, why are you doing this? We have dealt with each other several times. Can't you open your eyes and deal with me?"

Liu Zheng was speechless.

"Squeak!"

The spider weaving lady raised her head stubbornly and closed her eyes even tighter.

"Forget it. I don't want to reason with you inhumans. Let's get down to business."

He sighed and took out the pieces of his coat and the torn quilt cap.

“Can these be repaired?”

Liu Zheng closed his eyes and asked.

"Squeak."

The spider weaving lady opened her eyes and walked around the two objects.

It tentatively poked the coat fragments and brain with one of its spider legs, then rolled its gem-like eyes and began to think.

"Squeak."

It pulled Liu Zheng's trouser leg, then closed its eyes and nodded.

"Then do you still need the line from your relative?"

he asked again.

"Squeak."

The Spider Weaver Lady nodded again.

"Okay. Then I'll pick it up next time I deliver the food."

Liu Zheng said naturally.

When she heard the word "take", the Spider Lady's body shook twice.

"Tell me, what reward do you want?"

he asked.

"Squeak."

The spider weaving lady exposed her belly.

"I can't get the 'All-Insect Feast'. I've already given you the only one I have."

Liu Zheng shook his head.

The spider weaver lowered her head in disappointment, then spat out a silk thread from her mouth.

Its two front limbs danced rapidly, weaving the silk threads that were constantly spitting out into a ball of thread the size of a human head.

Without the bonus of the legendary vest, Liu Zheng couldn't even see the Spider Weaver's movements clearly, and could only see a blurry shadow.

"Squeak!"

The spider weaver pushed the ball of thread to him and made a gesture as if she was wiping her neck.

"You want me to throw the ball of string out, follow the string to find the target, and then kill him?"

Liu Zheng asked tentatively.

"squeak!"

The spider weaver lady cried out in joy.

Sure enough, although humans are not good at this or that, their brains generally work well.

No wonder their family used to like to order human brains when they had dinner together.

But it only likes to eat insects and is not very interested in other foods.

"Do you have any grudges?"

Liu Zheng asked casually.

"squeak?"

The Spider Weaver pointed at her mouth and then at his ears, her meaning was very clear.

You can't even understand what I'm saying, do you expect me to explain it to you?
"Then you can write it down."

Liu Zheng took out a pen and a draft of his poem, then closed his eyes.

The Spider Weaver looked at him speechlessly. Why was this human so gossipy?
But out of helplessness, it still held the pen and started writing on the manuscript.

"Squeak!"

After writing it, it woke up Liu Zheng.

Liu Zheng opened his eyes and looked at the manuscript of the poem, on which were a few lines of crooked words.

The general idea is that it went out for a stroll at night when no one was around, and then met the other party and was chased all the way. It even vomited out all the spider silk, and its internal organs were almost pulled out by the other party along the spider silk.

"Why is it chasing you? Does it want to eat you?"

he asked curiously.

"Squeak!"

The Spider Weaver cried out angrily.

"Okay, okay, I won't ask anymore."

It is enough to know what the grudge is about, there is no need to know the specific circumstances.

"By the way, can you make me three more balls of string?"

Liu Zheng looked at the ball of thread on the ground and suddenly had an idea.

"Squeak!"

The Spider Weaver Lady shook her head frantically.

One is enough to take half its life, and if we make three more, it might as well just let it die.

“It doesn’t have to be functional, and it doesn’t have to be so big. Two fist-sized or human-head-sized ones will do.”

He said quickly.

After hearing his explanation, the Spider Weaver Lady managed to calm down.

"Squeak!"

It thought about it and then revealed its belly again.

"Sure, but the All-Insect Feast is definitely sold out. I can only get you some other insects."

Liu Zheng said.

"Squeak!"

The spider weaver agreed to the deal and made him three balls of thread, one large and two small.

"Squeak!"

Seeing that he had nothing else to do, the spider lady gathered up the pieces of her coat and her weft hat, and then crawled away impatiently.

"Oh, it's so tiring to chat with social phobia."

Liu Zheng said helplessly.

His eyes were sore from opening and closing them all the time.

He first picked up the ball of yarn that the Spider Weaver Lady had made for the first time, and no item introduction popped up.

"As expected."

Liu Zheng threw it directly into the legendary takeout box.

He picked up the other three balls of thread, and this time the item description popped up.

"Name: Small ball of yarn made by the spider weaver"

"Type: Miscellaneous"

“Quality: Excellent”

“Effect: Attracts cats’ attention”

"Note: No cat can resist a ball of yarn!"

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

"Name: Big Ball of Thread Made by the Spider Weaver"

"Type: Miscellaneous"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect: Attracts the cat's attention and reduces its hostility."

"Note: As long as I think it's a cat, it's a cat!"

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

"As expected of a Spider Weaver Lady product, it starts with excellent quality."

Liu Zheng nodded with satisfaction.

He had already thought about how to distribute the three balls of yarn: the two small ones would be given to the calico cat and the fool, and the big one would be given to the sphinx.

perfect!

"Hehehe~"

Liu Zheng let out an indescribable laugh.

Now he can rub for as long as he wants and suck wherever he wants!

(End of this chapter)