It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 458 Niuma: You are not allowed to have sex with that woman!
"Okay. By the way, Professor Twisted, I have a favor to ask."

Liu Zheng thought for a moment and said.

"You said."

"Tindalos hasn't gone out to play today, right? Do you need me to take him out for a walk?"

He said.

"You want it to protect you?"

The mini-man revealed his thoughts.

"Haha, you figured it out."

Liu Zheng said slightly embarrassedly.

"The aura on you is much weaker than just now."

The mini-man said.

Although he didn't know the effect of the legendary vest, he could sense the changes in Liu Zheng's strength.

"Indeed. If it were any other time, I would definitely not make such a presumptuous request. But I've been targeted recently, and now I have to rush to rescue someone, so I have no choice but to ask you and Tindalos for help."

Liu Zheng admitted it frankly.

If the mini-man doesn't agree, then he will use the elevator button.

"Tindalos, do you want to go out and play?"

The mini-man looked towards the hound.

"Ow!"

The hound responded excitedly.

"Well, then you can take Tindalos out for a walk. But there will be no reward this time."

The mini-man said.

"Of course. It's good enough that you don't ask me for payment."

Liu Zheng said half-jokingly.

"That depends on what your request is. If it's not excessive, then no reward will be required this time."

The mini-man said.

".I shouldn't have said anything too much. This is what I mean. I have an acquaintance whose son is now in the second year of high school. I would like you to help him get into the affiliated middle school of the Municipal No. 1 University."

He said.

"How are his grades now?"

the mini-man asked.

"It wasn't very good before, but I have hired a good tutor for him and now his grades are improving rapidly."

Liu Zheng said.

"There will be a special admissions test in two months, and I can give him the qualification to take the test. If he passes, I can guarantee his admission. Of course, he has to pay the minimum school selection fee."

The mini-man thought for a moment and said.

"That's great. That's Tindalos."

he asked cautiously.

"This is just one time, and it won't happen again. City Hall doesn't want me to do this."

The mini-man said.

"clear."

Liu Zheng nodded.

He just had a spur-of-the-moment idea and wasn't really planning on taking over the Hound of Tindalos.

After all, this thing is not a real dog and is still quite dangerous.

What if Tindalos travels through time and space to play with him in the next instance, and he no longer has the ability to be reborn in flesh and blood, then his death will probably not be a good one.

Besides, you can just listen to the words "this won't happen again".

Liu Zheng believes more in another saying: if there is one, there will be two, and if there are two, there will be three.

"Good fellow, Professor Niu really wants you to help walk the dog?"

When the man and the dog arrived at the gate of the community, the second child said in surprise.

"That's not the case, but that's the result."

He didn't explain much.

"Alright, brother, remember my name change."

The second child reminded.

"Don't worry. Let's go, brother."

Liu Zheng waved his tentacles and took Tindalos away from the community.

"Lord Tindalos, can we have a discussion?"

When he reached the intersection, he squatted down and spoke to the hound seriously, even using honorifics.

"Ow?"

Tindalos tilted his head and looked at him, somewhat puzzled.

"A friend of mine is in danger, and I'm in a hurry to save her. Can you protect me and go directly back to the restaurant, and then you go home yourself."

Liu Zheng said.

"Ow."

Tindalos looked at him for a moment and nodded.

"Thank you very much. Please have some dried fish, which the Bloody Restaurant chef's right-hand man made with precious catches from the sewer."

Liu Zheng took out a bunch of dried fish and handed them to Tindalos.

Tindalos swallowed it all in one gulp, eating two of his tentacles in the process.

"Ow!"

Tindalos let out a cry of satisfaction, but it was unclear whether it was at the dried fish or the tentacles.

Since he had promised Liu Zheng, Tindalos did not wander around anymore, but kept flashing along a straight line, leaving behind clouds of purple-black smoke that continued to dissipate on the road.

Liu Zheng also took out a human bone crutch and followed closely behind it.

With Tindalos as our escort, the journey was naturally safe and sound.

"Thank you, Lord Tindalos. I will bring you other delicacies next time I have the chance."

When they reached the Bloody Restaurant, he said to Tindaros.

"Ow~"

Tindalos screamed, and his body disintegrated into a thick mist, and then turned into nothingness when the wind blew.

"So damn handsome."

Liu Zheng looked at it with envy.

Whether you have this skill yourself or own such a pet, it is extremely fashionable.

Of course, he was just thinking about it.

Becoming a human-sheep hybrid is the limit of what he can accept. Becoming a human-dog hybrid would trigger "Big Brother" PTSD.

As for pets, forget it. Tindalos's strength is guaranteed to exceed that of the French plane tree, and Liu Zheng is just about the same as its pet.

I don’t know how the mini-people tamed it, maybe it was through knowledge and wisdom.

"You came back pretty quickly this time."

Back in the lounge, Niu Ma said.

"Because something happened. I'll tell you later."

After Liu Zheng finished speaking, he took out his cell phone and called the deputy director.

“You can order takeout now.”

"it is good."

Liu Zheng hung up the phone and quickly told Niu Ma about Wang Manni.

"Fuck, it's over."

The cattle and horses were horrified.

"Ah? What's wrong?"

He was very confused.

Niu Ma has nothing to do with Wang Manni, so why are you so nervous?
"It's already this plot. If you two don't have sex after you're done, the audience won't agree. It's over. I'm going to lose all my business capital."

Niuma said with a sad face.

".That is really cause for celebration."

Liu Zheng said expressionlessly.

"No, you have to promise me that you won't have sex with that Wang Something Ni, or I will beat you up until you are paralyzed and you won't be able to deliver food."

The cows and horses shouted.

"It's Wang Manni. That's fine too. Then go and help me save people."

He said.

"That won't work. I have no relationship with that Manny. Why should I save her?"

The cattle and horses flatly refused.

"Then I will rescue him myself."

"Then you have to promise me that I won't have sex with that Wang Man."

Niuma said relentlessly.

"Okay, okay, okay, I promise you. But I helped you keep your capital, so you have to give me some benefits, right?"

Liu Zheng said helplessly. "You are taking advantage of the situation, right? I am your boss, isn't it natural for you to help me?"

Niuma glared.

"Then Wang Manni is half of my subordinate, which means she is also half of your subordinate. It's only natural for a boss to help his subordinates."

He blocked it with Niu Ma's own words.

"Fuck, I really can't argue with you humans."

The cow-horse cursed and spat out a metal bottle from its mouth.

Liu Zheng picked up the metal bottle and an introduction to the item popped up.

"Name: Expired broad-spectrum insecticide (one-time)"

"Type: Miscellaneous"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect: Causes weakness and fear to bugs within range. There is a certain chance that it will explode when used."

"Note: We are pests! We are pests!"

“Can I take the copy out: No”

"Boss, how come you have this thing too?"

he said in surprise.

"Nonsense, you've delivered orders to office buildings before, how could I not have done that?"

The cow and horse rolled their eyes.

"Then why is it expired?"

"Because I don't have the ability to use it. But I've taken it anyway, so I'll keep it. If I keep it, it will expire."

Niuma said.

"I'm envious."

With Liu Zheng's strength and the strength of the Metropolis, it would be difficult to keep the props until the next copy, let alone let them expire.

"So I want you to improve your own strength. No matter how many props you have, they are just external objects. If you don't have great power yourself, it's useless."

Niu Ma took the opportunity to preach.

"Next time, next time for sure."

He said perfunctorily.

As he was speaking, a ghost hand crawled in from outside the door.

This time it came straight to Liu Zheng, put down the takeaway order, then patted his hoof and left.

“Dish: Longjing shrimp and pork heart”

"Address: Box 666, th floor, Pink Panther Nightclub"

"Ordered by: Deputy Director Li"

"Time limit: one hour"

Liu Zheng put away the takeout order and walked out of the lounge.

He directly put the lunch box into the legendary takeaway box, and after finding that everything was correct, he carried the takeaway box on his back and entered the takeaway channel.

"Excuse me, Colonel, I still need to rent a car."

As he walked, he called the driver.

"It's not impossible to rent a car, but you can only rent an ordinary car. And you have to drive it yourself."

the driver said.

"Then let's get a sports car."

Liu Zheng said.

"Row."

The driver agreed.

As I walked out of the takeout aisle, a classic yellow Chevrolet Camaro pulled up to the door.

"Whoa, Bumblebee!"

He was a little surprised.

Anyone who has watched "Transformers" would not want a cool and flashy sports car that can help them fight?

Liu Zheng sat in the driver's seat and was about to speak when he saw a note stuck on the steering wheel.

"Don't fucking ask. I can't transform, idiot."

A middle finger gesture was also drawn at the back.

"whispering sound."

He tore off the paper and started the engine.

With a step on the accelerator, the Bumblebee turned into a yellow stream of light and shot out, heading towards the southeast of the city.

In the southeast of the city, the Pink Panther nightclub is still brightly lit tonight.

Although its name sounds vulgar, the decoration is in a postmodern style, but it also incorporates some classical elements to make it look less abstract.

In addition, its projects are cost-effective and its service level is acceptable, so it is very popular among urban white-collar workers.

The Pink Panther Nightclub has a total of six floors. The first floor is the restaurant and bar, the second floor is the dance floor, the third and fourth floors are private rooms, and the sixth floor is the office area.

As for the fifth floor, this floor is the VIP area.

Those who like to consume here are often customers who have extremely high requirements for privacy and do not like regular services.

The waiters working on this floor must first pretend to be a wooden man when no customers make any requests, and secondly, they must learn to distinguish who are the real customers.

The waiter Leopard Tiaotiao did not do a good job in this regard.

Not only does it have ADHD, but it is also a bit face-blind. Once, it mistook a guest and took him to the wrong box, almost causing a riot.

The reason why Leopard Tiaotiao is still alive and even working on the fifth floor is very simple.

It is a relative of the boss Pink Panther, and the pink tail and pink hair are proof of their bloodline.

Many employees even suspected that it was the boss's illegitimate child.

Because there were other leopards in the nightclub, but none of them had the same pink fur as these two.

So after that oolong incident, the supervisor on the fifth floor did not dare to assign Leopard Tiaotiao to a service post. Instead, he was placed as a doorman at the entrance of the fifth floor. He only had to verify whether the other party was a guest with an appointment. He also arranged a smart employee to be his partner, which was quite thoughtful.

Despite this, Leopard Tiaotiao thinks he actually has quite good eyesight.

For example, now it can see that the person walking up from the fourth floor is definitely not the guest who made an appointment.

After all, no matter how extravagant the guests are, they will not carry a bloody butcher knife and an oversized box for entertainment.

Its partner, a chimpanzee with shiny hair, naturally noticed it as well and bravely tried to step forward to stop the other party.

"let me."

Leopard Tiaotiao stopped it and took a few steps forward.

Although it's not very smart and its eyesight is not good, its strength is still very good, no worse than those security guards. Otherwise, it would have been beaten to death by the guests for taking it to the wrong box.

It also has self-esteem. It is rare that it is so confident this time, so of course it wants to show it off.

"Hello."

Leopard Tiaotiao used his fat body to block the way of the person coming.

"Do you have an appointment?"

it asked.

"No, but my client has an appointment."

The person came said.

"Your client? Did you make an appointment with him to discuss business in the box on the fifth floor?"

Leopard Tiaotiao asked doubtfully.

"You don't recognize the clothes I'm wearing?"

The person who came, Liu Zheng, looked even more confused than it.

It would be fine if those country bumpkins didn't recognize his uniform, but even the waiters in the city's nightclub didn't recognize it. When did the Bloody Restaurant become so unknown?
"It looks familiar, but I can't remember where it is."

Leopard Tiaotiao said somewhat embarrassedly.

Its face blindness is all-round, not only to facial features and body shape, but also to clothes and accessories.

"He's the delivery man from the Bloody Restaurant."

The partner chimpanzee couldn't stand it anymore and whispered a reminder in its ear.

"Ah? Ah!!!"

After a brief moment of confusion, Leopard Tiaotiao's pupils suddenly widened, the hair on his body exploded and he turned into a sea urchin, and his two big round ears turned into airplane ears.

"You, you, you, I'm warning you, this is a formal business place. You are not allowed to enter without permission, otherwise we will have the right to expel you."

"If any physical, uh, conflict occurs during this period, the consequences will be at your own risk."

Leopard Tiaotiao said stutteringly but skillfully.

The reason why it stutters is that it has never said this sentence to anyone else, and the reason why it speaks fluently is that it has practiced this sentence countless times in private.

"Good line, you must have practiced it many times, right?"

Liu Zheng gently clapped his hands to show encouragement.

"How do you know? I recite it more than ten times every night before I go to sleep."

Leopard Tiaotiao said proudly.

"I've had this happen before before I participated in a speech contest. By the way, do you eat dried fish?"

He took out a handful of dried fish and put it in front of Leopard Tiaotiao.

(End of this chapter)