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Chapter 455: The Hidden Function of the Honorary Owner Medal

Chapter 455: The Hidden Function of the Honorary Owner Medal

Snapped!
The movable baffle on the door fell down, and the ghost hand slowly crawled in.

"long time no see."

Liu Zheng waved his tentacles and greeted him.

Of course, no sound was made.

The ghost hand also waved and then crawled towards the cows and horses.

"Hey, didn't you finish the list?"

Niuma shouted at Liu Zheng with a black question mark on his face.

"I don't know."

Liu Zheng looked innocent.

However, when the ghost hand crawled in front of the cow and horse, it did not put down the takeaway order, but grabbed the bottle of cooking wine.

"Fuck, you wanted to steal my wine, no way."

Niuma took a big bite of the cooking wine and swallowed it directly along with the bottle.

The ghost hand raised its middle finger towards him in silent contempt, then grabbed a small dried fish and swallowed it into the mouth in the palm of its hand.

The cows and horses couldn't give the middle finger nor curse, so they could only stare at Hong Wen with red eyes.

Liu Zheng suppressed his laughter, took out a few dried fish and waved his tentacles towards the ghost hand.

Seeing this, the ghost hand decisively gave up the dusty dried fish, came to him, and dropped the takeaway order between his fingers.

Liu Zheng gave the dried fish to Guishou and picked up the takeaway order on the ground.

“Dish: Double pepper rice and one serving of Gonaohua”

"Address: 7, Building 1503, Jiahe New Residence Community"

"Time limit: half an hour"

"Why do this dish and this address look so familiar?"

He looked at the takeout order thoughtfully, then began to rummage through the legendary takeout box.

"Oh, I found it."

Liu Zheng took out a takeout order.

He did not throw away the previous takeout order and planned to keep it as a souvenir.

“Dish: Garlic Rice and Gonohua”

"Address: 7, Building 1503, Jiahe New Residence Community."

"Time limit: within one hour."

"It turned out to be that mini-man."

The minced garlic was replaced with double peppers, and the time limit was changed from one hour to half an hour, while the other contents remained the same.

"I was forced to deliver twice in such a short period of time. I can't be so unlucky, right?"

Liu Zheng looked at the two takeout orders and fell into deep thought.

Although I haven't seen the demographic statistics of the metropolis, it must be in the hundreds of millions at least.

Even if we only count the population in the urban area, it would be in the tens of millions.

The probability of the mini man being forced to deliver twice in a week is lower than the probability of him winning the first prize in a scratch-off lottery, which is basically impossible.

Excluding the fact that he used something that would bring him "terrible bad luck", the only possibility was that he took the initiative to do it.

"No matter how you think about it, you're coming for me. You want to walk the dog again at this late hour?"

Liu Zheng looked confused.

"Why, there's a way to get rich on the list, why did you spend so much time looking at it?"

Niuma complained.

"There is no way to get rich, but there is a way to get rich."

He shook his head and said.

"Really? I'll buy you insurance right now and name me as the beneficiary."

The cows and horses were overjoyed when they heard this.

"Boss, you can't write the beneficiary if you're not a direct relative, right?"

Liu Zheng was speechless.

"Then why don't you just recognize me as your father?"

Niuma said wittily.

". Let's not talk about whether I am willing or not, are you sure you want to give me the precious opportunity to register as a hukou?"

He said with empty eyes.

"That makes sense. Then go and die. Remember to call me when you're ready for dinner."

Niuma thought for a moment and said.

"Forget it, you should just continue eating the dried fish."

Liu Zheng shook his head and put both takeout orders into the legendary takeout box.

It's impossible to expect horses to deliver the takeaway, and you probably won't get any useful advice, so it's better to stop talking about it.

When enemies come, we will fight them; when water comes, we will block it with earth. He has defeated so many big bosses, he can't fail again with a small boss that he has already defeated once, right?
"Shouldn't it be possible?"

Liu Zheng retracted his forward step.

"Boss, can you lend me that commemorative medal?"

He said to the cows and horses.

"what?"

Niuma asked warily.

"It's just an insurance policy. If it doesn't work, I'll return it to you."

Liu Zheng said.

"What if it is used?"

"Then pay. Don't worry, my compensation will definitely satisfy you."

He said.

"What compensation?"

Niuma asked.

"I can't tell you now. The monk can escape, but the temple cannot. Are you still afraid that I will lie to you?"

Liu Zheng said.

"Humph, you didn't dare to cheat me before, but now it's hard to say. If you don't want to pay for it after using it, and hide in the sewer, do you think I can go to the sewer to collect the debt from you?"

Niuma grumbled a few words, but still spat out the commemorative medal.

"Thank you, boss."

He put the commemorative medal in his pocket, and after Ghost Hand left, he also left the lounge.

Out of curiosity, he opened the lunch box and took a look.

There were two thick hot peppers, one green and one red. The bases of the peppers had been cut off, and purple-red brain tissue could be seen in the gap.

"Oh my goodness, it turns out that you are such a double pepper. To be honest, it's a bit perfunctory."

Liu Zheng complained.

Moreover, this method should obviously be called stuffed brain flower. It turns out that he is a Western chef and is not professional in cooking Chinese food.

Put the food into the legendary takeaway box and the green light will come on immediately.

“Very good. The food is fine.”

He carried the legendary takeout box and walked into the takeout channel.

Even though he hadn't delivered food for a few days, he felt as if he was in another world.

Liu Zheng didn't know whether it was because there were too many things going on or if there was something wrong with the metropolis's perception of time.

He placed his tentacle on the soft and thick wall, and felt a slight depression at the tip of the tentacle.

"Do you want anything to drink? I'll bring it to you when I get back."

Liu Zheng asked suddenly.

There was no response from the takeaway channel, so he continued talking regardless.

"Then I'll just bring you something. Chocolate milk should be okay, right?"

There was still no response from the takeaway channel, but Liu Zheng took it as a yes.

Since calico cats can drink it, there should be no problem if they drink it from the takeaway channel.

Since the driver said it would take too long to pick up the car, he didn't call for another taxi, but just ran away.

Anyway, with his current leg strength, half an hour would be more than enough.

Of course, Liu Zheng did not let his guard down. He held a butcher knife in one hand and the express delivery slip in the other, ready to fight and run away at the same time.

Perhaps because they sensed the evil spirit in him, they had a safe journey.

"stop!"

When Liu Zheng arrived at Jiahe New Residence Community, he was stopped by the security guard with triangular eyes when he was about to go in.

"You don't recognize me?"

he asked, pointing at himself.

"Who are you? Why should I know you?"

The security guard with triangular eyes looked at him sideways.

"As for me, I participated in the 10th anniversary celebration last time and won the project championship. You were the one who brought me in."

Liu Zheng tried to make him remember.

"That's my brother you're talking about. I've never seen you."

The triangular-eyed security guard said.

"Then you and your brother really look alike."

Liu Zheng said sincerely.

From their looks to their body shape, even their eyes and hairstyle are exactly the same.

"Nonsense, I'm his biological child, how can it be different?"

The triangular-eyed security guard rolled his eyes.

"Oh, I thought so. Huh?" He reacted and frowned.

"Huh? That's how our clan works. If twins are pregnant, the older one will eat the younger one."

"If the parents want the baby, they can have a caesarean section. If they don't want the baby, they can let the older one digest the younger one and improve the baby's talent."

The triangular-eyed security guard said.

"Wouldn't everyone choose the latter?"

"That's not the case. Twins have different bodies but the same mind. If one learns something, the other can also learn it, which means twice the result with half the effort."

The triangular-eyed security guard shook his head.

"That you"

Liu Zheng hesitated to speak.

"The prerequisite is that at least one person has to be the best. My brother and I are the type who just eat and wait for death, so our parents have always regretted why they didn't let my brother eat me."

The triangular-eyed security guard knew what he wanted to say.

"Well, being a security guard is pretty good. You two brothers can look after each other."

he comforted.

"I think so too. Why work so hard? Just have cigarettes and wine to drink. Don't you agree?"

The triangular-eyed security guard said.

"I think it makes sense."

Liu Zheng agreed.

"You have good eyes. But I still can't let you in. But my brother will be here to relieve the shift in two hours, so you can come back then."

The security guard with triangular eyes became much more polite.

"It's too late then. Oh, by the way, I have this."

He took out the Jiahe New Home Honorary Owner Medal.

"Oh, honorary owner. Why didn't you just take it out earlier? You made me say so much."

The triangular-eyed security guard rolled his eyes again.

"I've been busy lately and my memory is not good. You've been working the night shift, you've been tired. Here, take this hard work pay and buy some good cigarettes and wine."

Liu Zheng took out a stack of banknotes and handed it to him.

"Wow! You're really generous. It's equivalent to a month's salary for me and my brother. I've already let you in, so why are you still doing this?"

The triangular-eyed security guard said this, but he still took it honestly and stuffed it into his coat naturally.

"The more gifts you give, the less blame you will get. Last time your brother didn't take it, so just consider it as compensation."

he laughed.

"Then I thank you on behalf of my brother. Tell me, what can I do for you? Let me make it clear first, I can show you the way and ask you questions, but I can't do anything like murder or arson."

"It's not that I don't want to, it's mainly because I don't have the ability to do it, and I'm afraid it will delay your business, you know."

The security guard with triangular eyes said nonchalantly.

"That's impossible. By the way, I haven't asked you two names yet."

"My name is Sheng Lao Er, and my brother is Sheng Lao Da."

The triangular-eyed security guard said.

"Yeah, a very domineering name."

Liu Zheng barely suppressed the urge to complain.

"Laugh if you want to. I want to laugh too. If changing my name wasn't too troublesome, I would have changed it a long time ago."

I am more open to having a second child.

"Is it troublesome? Which department is responsible for changing the name?"

he asked.

"The Public Security Department. You don't even know this?"

The second child looked at him suspiciously.

"Oh, I'm from a remote little place, I don't know the rules of the city."

Liu Zheng said.

"Wow, you're doing pretty well then. Is the salary at the Bloody Restaurant that high?"

The second child was surprised.

"Not much, mainly to make extra money. Brother Sheng, do you really want to change your name? I have some acquaintances at the City Hall who can help you ask."

He said.

"Really? That would be great. If you can help me and my brother change our names, we would owe you a big favor."

The second child was surprised.

"Then I have an unwelcome request now."

Liu Zheng hit the snake with a stick.

"Tell me. I will help you if I can. If I can't, I will return your money to you. Uh, half."

"Haha, it's okay, no need to retreat. That's it."

He briefly talked about the mini-people.

"Oh, that owner, I know him, he's very famous in our community."

The second son said.

"Brother Sheng, are you sure you can say this?"

Liu Zheng reminded.

"Of course no one else can. Have you forgotten you have this?"

Sheng Lao Er said, pointing at the honorary owner medal on his chest.

“I kind of forgot.”

Liu Zheng simply took another look at the item description.

"Name: Jiahe New Home Honorary Owner Medal"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

“Effect: You can freely enter and exit Jiahe New Residence Community, and you will get the cooperation of all property staff and owners when working.”

"Note: After collecting five honorary owner medals, you will gain additional effects."

“Can I take the copy out: No”

"Oh, I got it."

After reading it, he nodded.

While working, you will get the cooperation of all property staff and owners, and inquiring about the situation of the person who ordered the food is also part of the job content.

Wow, it turns out that this honorary owner medal is far more powerful than it looks.

That building jumped really straight at that time!

"Then you tell me, brother."

"The owner's name is Newt. He's a professor at the city's No. 1 University and seems to have a part-time job at the City Hall."

The second son said.

"If he's that powerful, then he still lives here."

Liu Zheng blurted out.

"Hey, what are you talking about? What's wrong with our new home in Jiahe?"

I am not happy about having a second child.

He plans to work here until retirement, it's like having half a home.

"Look at me, I'm so mean, I was wrong, bro, please continue."

Liu Zheng slapped himself in the face.

"Hey, look at you, brother. You are too honest. You will suffer in the city if you do this."

After what he did, he felt a little embarrassed about having a second child.

"If you want to be a gangster, you must stand at attention when you get beaten. It's okay, brother, just continue talking."

Liu Zheng said frankly.

"Awesome, no wonder you are doing so well. Let me continue."

The second child gave him a thumbs up.

"He seems to be teaching a course related to mythological creatures. I don't know the specific content, but he should be a good teacher. Someone from the Environmental Sanitation Department even visited him before."

"No wonder he has a pet like the Hound of Tindalos."

He suddenly said.

"Yes, his pet license was specially approved by the City Hall. I have seen it. It also has the signature of the Secretary for Public Security."

The second son nodded.

"Then his hound has caused you a lot of trouble, hasn't it?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"What do you think? All the flowers and plants in our community have been damaged by it. It even asked our property management staff to help walk the dog, but after a few walks, no one dared to take it anymore."

"Although no one has died, I still can't stand losing limbs and aging prematurely."

The second child complained.

"But Professor Niu is not a bad person. He didn't force us to do it even though we didn't want to. We just hired someone to walk our dogs ourselves. But those people who walked our dogs for us weren't stupid either. After a few walks, word spread and they were no longer willing to take his orders."

"No wonder he asked me, a delivery man, to help walk the dog."

He said speechlessly.

"No no no."

The second child shook his head.

"How to say?"

"You don't walk the dog, the dog walks you."

The second son said seriously.

(End of this chapter)

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